If you could have sex with 1 man

[JD10367]

Let's see how much action THIS thread gets. :D

I put the over/under for total posts at 12.

[Buck]

Tough one. Probably Josh McDaniels because he's such a soft bitch.

[DBOSHO]

Tom brady.

[Hammock Parties]

I am going to shag the next man who posts in this thread.

[LiveSteam]

I would rape PAWNMOWERS ASS!!!











With a broom handle

[BigRedChief]

Tom Brady

/Steven St. John

[MVChiefFan]

I'd have to say Tamba Hali...he looked like he new what he was doin' in that picture.

[Dunit35]

John stamos

[Easy 6]

Rex Ryan = submissive twink

[loochy]

John Goodman.

[LiveSteam]

I know for a fact pawnmower wants me & fantasizes about me & my basement .

"I can picture you in your mom's basement just RAGEING around....all mad with your special helmet on and penis pump half way inflated"

[Art Vader]

http://i56.tinypic.com/50ilh4.jpg

[ClevelandBronco]

http://i56.tinypic.com/50ilh4.jpg

Can we assume that you'd both be standing?

[Art Vader]

well those crutches gotta go so.. i dunno lol

[eazyb81]

1974 Jack Nicholson.

[Bowser]

I'd go full on lesbian.

[JD10367]

Harrison Ford circa "Raiders"
Dane McCloud
Chuck Norris
whoever's breaking into RainMan's house
the Golden Voiced homeless dude (double rubber)
the Shamwow guy
Ryan Seacrest (because I know it'll go in easy)
Chazz Bono (this may not count, though)
that dude from "The Crying Game" (close enough to a chick that I can daydream)
Jay Leno (but only if Conan gets to watch and laugh)

[Buddy Rich]

gochiefs

[MOhillbilly]

I would rape PAWNMOWERS ASS!!!











With a broom handle

The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

[JD10367]

gochiefs

Skinny Elvis, or Fat Elvis?

[JD10367]

Oh, forgot to stipulate, before I get into trouble... for Dane McCloud and Chuck Norris, technically you don't have sex with them... they have sex with you.

[KCUnited]

Your dad.

[Dave Lane]

The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

[beach tribe]

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[LiveSteam]

Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

Thank you
God be with you my son

[Whoarethechefs]

hehe

[loochy]

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chyna/24775/chyna_photo_21.jpg

-or-

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/n/nicolebass/15.jpg

I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

[JD10367]

hehe

Pfft. She's had work done. No way those tits are real.

[Dante84]

Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

[Sofa King]

your mom

[Hootie]

Justin Bieber.

He's underage, right??

[ChiefGator]

That's easy.. the World's Most Interesting Man, from the Dos Equis ads.

[Sofa King]

lotta queers in this thread.

[tooge]

i'm just gonna keep having sex with myself

[pr_capone]

Sean Connery

[Lonewolf Ed]

I am shocked that no one said Shaun Smith. If things don't work right, he can always finish you off with a vigorous tug job. :p

[Frankie]

ROFL

Was this thread necessary?

[BucEyedPea]

Johnny Depp

[Frankie]

Sean Connery

This, IF (a big if) I were a woman.

[Graystoke]

TAKE THE SPINICH BITCH!
http://www.trailershut.com/movie-posters/Popeye-Movie-Poster.jpg

[CoMoChief]

luv

[WebGem]

Definitely Rams Fan

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Brodie Croyle, and make Kelli watch.

[JD10367]

Sean Connery

Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

[MVChiefFan]

How about Sean Connery from the Jeopardy SNL skits?

[Frankie]

Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

DragonHeart Connery. ;)

[KurtCobain]

Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

[KurtCobain]

Plus sandler would make an uncomfortable situation(two guys boning) funny and ok.

[kysirsoze]

Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

:drool: :thumb:

[Lumpy]

This is ghey.

NTTATWWT

:D

[kysirsoze]

Let's see how much action THIS thread gets. :D

I put the over/under for total posts at 12.

You seriously underestimated the manlove on CP.

This bitch'll hit 100 without breaking a sweat.

[SDChiefs]

Rupaul... ftw!

[grandllama]

Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

Old? Shit him and I.... oh wait.. ah crap, he got old, I got old.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Sandras Bullock and Bernhard.

[JoeyChuckles]

Captain Kangaroo, fo sho.

[ChiefsCountry]

ChiefsCountry

[pr_capone]

Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

Red October / Entrapment Connery

[luv]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

[grandllama]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

[pr_capone]

Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

keep this up and you will be in bugeater zone. :D

[Lumpy]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

Damn it, Luv, you're going to get me in trouble. LMAO

But...

:drool:

:thumb:

Then again, there was nobody hotter than Bob Ross! :drool:x2

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/images/P1-AB363_BobRoss04012004202645.jpg

[luv]

Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

I just felt obligated to show the body pic. Here's a picture of him I like much better.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxDmYfoKNSRpjv8q-7N7b9QTfatgeS6CfdKNzhpKwf492xpP63Gw

[grandllama]

Damn it, Luv, you're going to get me in trouble. LMAO

But...

:drool:

:thumb:

Then again, there was nobody hotter than Bob Ross! :drool:x2

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/images/P1-AB363_BobRoss04012004202645.jpg

Shit, I still do Bob Ross i my dreams LMAO ... RIP Bob!

[grandllama]

I just felt obligated to show the body pic. Here's a picture of him I like much better.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxDmYfoKNSRpjv8q-7N7b9QTfatgeS6CfdKNzhpKwf492xpP63Gw

nah, I want the body ;-)

[LiveSteam]

Bob Dole

[pr_capone]

Bob Dole

Bob Dole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Bob_Dole,_PCCWW_photo_portrait.JPG

or Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

[grandllama]

Bob Dole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Bob_Dole,_PCCWW_photo_portrait.JPG

or Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

ah, what the hell.. both.

[Ugly Duck]

If you could have sex with 1 man.

Me.

[Gonzo]

Flopnuts... He lookin' goooood, girlfriends.
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[Stram fan]

... I would ask him to shoot me in the head first.

[KurtCobain]

I'm the only man that i'd ever put it in my butt for myself.






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[Thig Lyfe]

Paul Rudd for sure.

[BigRichard]

John Goodman.

Into necrophilia huh?

[Phobia]

Is this a mutually intimate encounter or am I going to have to hold him down? The answer to this will affect my answer greatly but I'll admit a certain stirring in my loins considering all the possibilities.

[Bane]

Flopnuts... He lookin' goooood, girlfriends.
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:harumph:LMAO

[FlaChief58]

This guy rocks my world /R8ders

[LiveSteam]

Bob Dole

Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

Please! I do have standards.

[Frankie]

Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

This is an old Jew. Sandler is Young.

http://freewomensblogs.com/images/birthday/Don_Rickles_wi.jpg

[Frankie]

This is ghey.

NTTATWWT

:D

Nah,.... Boys are just getting in touch with their feminine side. It's healthy.

[Frankie]

Please! I do have taste

And he tastes like....?

[Otter]

James Earl Jones

I bet he's a giver

http://www.popmatters.com/images/news_art/e/enter-jamesearljones-2-nd.jpg

[Frankie]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Dr. Oz. People think he's so dreamy.

[HoneyBadger]

I'll stick with myself. But if I had to answer, Clint Eastwood.

[Frankie]

I'll stick with myself. But if I had to answer, Clint Eastwood.

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[Rooster]

Don Knotts

[Frankie]

Don Knotts

LMAO

I bet he looks better now than he did when he was alive.

[Omaha]

Is this a mutually intimate encounter or am I going to have to hold him down? The answer to this will affect my answer greatly but I'll admit a certain stirring in my loins considering all the possibilities.

Great question.

[Epic Fail 007]

shame shame shame

[Omaha]

Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpg

[Frankie]

Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpg

ROFL. Perfect! :clap:

[Frankie]

This man would have won the vote hands done if he were still alive. Here he is at 84:

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[stevieray]

Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpgshe'd prolly wear you out.

[LiveSteam]

she'd prolly wear you out.

Look at the 3rd pic from the left.
When her mouth is shut. Shes pretty cute.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chyna/24775/chyna_photo_21.jpg

-or-



I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

LMAO

[Gonzo]

James Earl Jones

That way I could walk around saying I fucked Darth Vader in the ass. I would be badass then.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Any guy from New England who have to say Tom Brady or else he aint a real man. Well, you know what I mean.

[Dante84]

Look at the 3rd pic from the left.
When her mouth is shut. Shes pretty cute.

That's a very rare occurrence for this dumb cunt.

[JD10367]

Rex Ryan. I'm gonna fuck him raw, two days from now. /BillBelichick LMAO

[Rasputin]

Garth-Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/boys_don_t_cry/hilary_swank/boys.jpg

[Ultra Peanut]

<3 MATT SARACEN <3

http://i55.tinypic.com/qqnwhs.jpg