Why does the world have to end in 2012?

[Chiefs Rool]

I want it to end NOW!! :cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead::#

[KCrockaholic]

Because that's the year the Chiefs would have won the SB.

[Inspector]

Because it would screw up a lot of stories and a movies if it didn't.

I wish it wasn't true but I guess it's too late.

[Chiefs Rool]

just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

Damn. Sorry to hear it. But she really should've been smarter than to fuck someone on a potential snow day.

[Rain Man]

Ooh. That's a bummer. Sorry to hear.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Did you, uhh, walk in on it?

[KurtCobain]

just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

Is she cheating on you with a guy that would give a seven year old a ride home?

[Chiefs Rool]

here is what the rest of my day is consisting of, after spending over $100 at the old liquor store, that woulda pissed her off a week ago.

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/MCAELLLENS.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/anchorsteam_bottle.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/dogfishheadindianbrownale.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/stone-arrogant-bastard-ale.jpg

I'm treating myself like a king today, fuck her

[The Franchise]

So what the fuck happened? Let's hear details.....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's a nice bottle of scotch.

[Chiefs Rool]

well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The outhouse? That's an interesting place to go with another dude. :spock: You guys gonna just shoot the shit?

[KCrockaholic]

What a hooker.

[blaise]

well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

The outhouse, huh?

[CaliforniaChief]

This thread is teetering between floating off to page 5 and the HOC. It could go either way.

[blaise]

THE OUTHOUSE IS A DUMP PLACE TO GO!!!

[sedated]

well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

not a bad place to be snowed-in

[suds79]

Dude you can't just say that and leave us hanging.

What happened?

[KurtCobain]

My bad.

[bowener]

Because that's the year the Chiefs would have won the SB.

While I agree, I think the Chiefs would have technically won it in February of 2013... but they would have whooped some asses up until Dec. 21st.

[KCrockaholic]

Don't be a dump ass. Just tell us.

[sedated]

we've had a few of these on CP, and it been proven that the best thing to do in these situations is to post nude pics of her.

[KCrockaholic]

While I agree, I think the Chiefs would have technically won it in February of 2013... but they would have whooped some asses up until Dec. 21st.

Yes. That.

[Marcellus]

Damn. Sorry to hear it. But she really should've been smarter than to **** someone on a potential snow day.

LMAO

[The Franchise]

we've had a few of these on CP, and it been proven that the best thing to do in these situations is to post nude pics of her.

This. It helps with the healing process.

[Extra Point]

Sorry about the bad news, Chiefs Rool. Don't say "**** her." Just **** her over.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yep. Post the nudies of her, then forward her the link. That shit is therapeutic. Trust us.

[FlaChief58]

If you get the chance, tell her you forgive her and wanna have make-up sex with her. Then act like you're going down on her and superglue her twat shut! Revenge is a bitch!

[Mr. Plow]

Damn. Sorry to hear man.

[Baby Lee]

Don't be a dump ass. Just tell us.

Well, you see, there's there's this hair salon on the floor above him, and he thought it was closed, but there was music blaring from it. . .

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

I want it to end NOW!! :cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead::#

Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

[Over-Head]

well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol. for the love of god man,,,go to the SHED, not outhouse.
The outhouse will let you watch each other wipe your asses with a Sears catalog after a good dump.
The Shed, will let ya smoke a blunt and laugh at the fact she cant bitch about it :D

Oh, as a man who's been through divorce, I concurr with the other posts.
Naked pic's of the slut on here will bring you MUCH needed stress relief.
You should take the time to vent it out...lord knows I wish I had ;)

[JD10367]

well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

I hope these aren't metaphors. :dom:

[Art Vader]

Maybe u shoulda taken your chick to the outhouse?

[Lzen]

That sucks. Sry to hear it. But don't do anything stupid.

[KurtCobain]

Wait, you're wife was fucking some dude in an outhouse while watching that 2012 movie? That was a long fucking movie, damn you're ex-chick had some stamina!

[bevischief]

Well, you see, there's there's this hair salon on the floor above him, and he thought it was closed, but there was music blaring from it. . .

:D

[bevischief]

Sorry to hear and go call off for tomorrow.

[RNR]

Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

Well earned red dots. Oh and hi gochiefs nice to meet your latest mult~

[Chiefs Rool]

Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

of course I'm not gonna do anyting stupid like that. She has left to go live with her mother and after all of the court BS I hope I never see her again. Im just glad we didnt have kids. She;lll probably try to come back when she's pregnant with that dudes baby and try to pass it off as mine, but I ain't playin that shit.

we decided to go to a different strip club in lawrence, the pink flamingo. it was meh, but having tities in my face helped a little I guess.

I'm just gonna drink adn drink some more and call in tomorrow

[The Franchise]

Umm.....or you could do the following.

1. Tell us what the fuck happened.

2. Post naked pics of her.

3. ??????

4. Profit

[Hammock Parties]

Well earned red dots. Oh and hi gochiefs nice to meet your latest mult~

You are a dumb ass mother fucker.

[RealSNR]

Let me guess.

She left you because she got sick of you storming into rooms announcing big shit and then leaving to go drink with the guys without explaining any details.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

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I just hope it wasn't him with her

[Chiefs Rool]

Umm.....or you could do the following.

1. Tell us what the **** happened.
she confessed her affair to me last night and I tried to act like it didnt bother me and told her to gtfo and we're divorcing. She left this morning to go live with her mother, good riddance

2. Post naked pics of her.
no

3. ??????

4. Profit
yes, my finances will skyrocket



there ya go

[RNR]

You are a dumb ass mother ****er.

Oh hi gochiefs! nice to talk to you again in the same thread under your latest username...when you are not using a mult. I do wonder how often you and your mults carry on a conversation~

[Ebolapox]

fuck her sister or her best friend. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. then tell her mother about it. then fuck her mother. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. and tell her and her whole family about it.

[Chiefs Rool]

**** her sister or her best friend. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. then tell her mother about it. then **** her mother. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. and tell her and her whole family about it.

one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

[CaliforniaChief]

one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

You have a constitutional obligation to carry this thread to completion.

[Bowser]

Sorry to hear.

[Ebolapox]

one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

my daddy served in teh army, where he lost his left nut. you remind me of him. fuck all of her friends and family members post haste. you have enough alcohol in you to make it feasible.

[The Franchise]

there ya go

Any details on the affair? Anyone you know?

[Ebolapox]

did he drive a seven year old ho.....nevermind, repost.

[Chiefs Rool]

my daddy served in teh army, where he lost his left nut. you remind me of him. **** all of her friends and family members post haste. you have enough alcohol in you to make it feasible.

go to that people of walmart page and you will probably see my ex mother and sister in law. I dont think there are enoughd rugs and booze to get me to fuck that

[Chiefs Rool]

Any details on the affair? Anyone you know?

I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started fucking while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

[KCrockaholic]

I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started ****ing while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

Football>>>>>That Bitch

Well worth it man.

Eric Berry never cheated on you. He loves you.

[KurtCobain]

I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started ****ing while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

Well, atleast he's a nice guy.

[CaliforniaChief]

It's too bad they only did a 6 week study of the 10 Commandments.

[Gadzooks]

If it means anything to you... I wouldn't have fucked you wife with your dick.

[Rasputin]

Obligatory "Anti-Freeze"



Don't think of this as the ending, but the beginning of a new life. Give yourself some time to regroup then enjoy the things in life that you like to do on your own. You will soon find some one else to replace her, she isn't worth it. It sucks now but better now than living a life with her as a lie that she loved you.

[AndChiefs]

Did you walk in on it or did she tell you?

[Art Vader]

danggg they're going straight to hell... just tell everyone at your church? lol

[Over-Head]

You are a dumb ass mother ****er.
No thats you.....noswad said so :D

[Chiefs Rool]

Did you walk in on it or did she tell you?

she told me and I told her to fuck off.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

she told me and I told her to **** off.

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[Chiefs Rool]

I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me

[LiveSteam]

I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me


Yup. you got it right. & the judge will be a female cunt like your X
Its absoult fucking BULL SHIT TO. Sorry you have to go threw such pain.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What a worthless cunt. Interesting. My EVO want to change the word cunt to Cynthia. Any chance that's her name?

[LiveSteam]

Get the best lawyer you can afford. & have him or her put the boots to Cynthia. I mean CUNT

[Chiefs Rool]

That's a nice bottle of scotch.

damn strait. I just polished off the indian brown ale and now workin on this fine bottle f scotch

[bevischief]

I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me

Sell off all the important stuff cheap to a friend that you trust so you can get it back.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

That damn Mr. bignastykcnut, he fucks up so many marriages.

[rockymtnchief]

I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. \

Not if it's flammable! :D

Sorry to hear about the bitch.

[JD10367]

Not if it's flammable! :D

You really should specify as to whether you mean his stuff is flammable, or the bitch is flammable. Just sayin'.

[acesn8s]

I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on meI will hold your shit for a 10% holding fee. ;)

[rockymtnchief]

You really should specify as to whether you mean his stuff is flammable, or the bitch is flammable. Just sayin'.

Flip a coin. o:-)

[J Diddy]

That damn Mr. bignastykcnut, he ****s up so many marriages.



ROFL

[Over-Head]

Just tell the bitch stright up, your suing HER for adultry.
Just keep yer willy put for a few months so she can`t comeback with teh same thing.
Tell her you`ll rack yup the credit cards, bounce rent cheques, drink the bill payments and go to jail before you pay her a dime.

Hey worked for me...I told the judge give me the 10-15 personal things I wanted, (mostly my music gear..Les Paul, Fender Strat Amps, woulda got my drums but the stunned bitch sold em for $500.00 instead of the $15,000 they were worth) she got the rest, and never again gets more, or just put me away now cuz I`ll kill her first after the 13 years of hell she caused me and be out in 7-9 years