Anyone ever had crabs?

[Bill Lundberg]

So we just got back from Florida and come to find out the wife brought back some critters.

Hermit Crabs you sick minded bastards. We now have 3 hermit crabs that my daughter is obsessed with. I'd rather not kill them just yet. Anyone ever had crabs before?

[notorious]

We went from instant burst......

So we just got back from Florida and come to find out the wife brought back some critters.


To This......


Hermit Crabs you sick minded bastards. We now have 3 hermit crabs that my daughter is obsessed with. I'd rather not kill them just yet. Anyone ever had crabs before?

[Dayze]

booo!
hiss...

[notorious]

Creepy little bastards that feel funny when the crawl on your hand.

Other then that they are glorified rocks.


Antifreeze them immediately.

[lazepoo]

We had some when I was younger... they would constantly escape from their bowl and shit all over the place. I'm not a huge fan, especially since there wasn't much enjoyment to be had from them once the initial novelty wears off.

[58-4ever]

Yeah, I got them from this filthy mail woman. So I sicked my dog on her.

[Graystoke]

Keep them under the stove...they will like it there.

[Frazod]

They're great with drawn butter.

[Hoover]

If you want good crabs and are in Florida I would recommend getting them here. (http://www.joesstonecrab.com/)

[MOhillbilly]

yes. a few weeks ago. like four pounds of the jumbos. Was sick for days.

[Over-Head]

If ya feed em steroids I bet you'd be able to grow em big enough to dip in garlic butter :evil:

[WV]

Stupid things stink.............they can't compete with an infested crotch though.

[Chief Chief]

They're great with drawn butter.

So was Maria Schneider...
(insert rimshot here)

[Radar Chief]

booo!
hiss...

I’ve heard the thing to do is shave half your pubes the set the other half on fire and stab them with an ice pick when they run for cover.

[phisherman]

So we just got back from Florida and come to find out the wife brought back some critters.

Hermit Crabs you sick minded bastards. We now have 3 hermit crabs that my daughter is obsessed with. I'd rather not kill them just yet. Anyone ever had crabs before?

don't worry, if they get the care that most hermit crabs get from young children, they'll be dead within a few months.

[HoneyBadger]

Nope, I shave.

[CrazyPhuD]

They usually prefer a warm water habitat. The warmer the better.

[ModSocks]

Nope, I shave.

I shave the pubes, but got a furry ass.

Imagine getting crabs in your ass! Oh snaps!

[threebag]

HOT candle wax. Gets em out every time.

[booger]

pouring gas on them don't work. good luck

[booger]

I shave the pubes, but got a furry ass.

Imagine getting crabs in your ass! Oh snaps!

them ain't crabs. Anal cricketts. you know like butt chirpers

[booger]

hermit crabs? are those the red ones that make their homes in seashells and move from one to another?

[Bill Lundberg]

yep

[booger]

OK. I know what your talking about then. I shoved some down my pants one time and pulled them out and said OMG i got crabs. Pet shop owner was NOT amused.

[Gonzo]

I’ve heard the thing to do is shave half your pubes the set the other half on fire and stab them with an ice pick when they run for cover.
And here I was, thinking I was the only one who knew this lame ass joke...
:(
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[booger]

i heard a good flea shampoo for dogs works pretty good. Got to get an Rx from the vet though

[threebag]

Shop-vac

[booger]

There's a "looks like you got Brett Keisel's beard in a leg lock" joke bouncing around my head for some reason.

[Toadkiller]

i heard a good flea shampoo for dogs works pretty good. Got to get an Rx from the vet though
I heard from a friend just regular flea shampoo works, no need for the RX kind.

[booger]

I heard from a friend just regular flea shampoo works, no need for the RX kind.

No wonder that old boy looked at me so strange. Good to know for next time.:thumb:

[booger]

Don't feel too bad Lundberg. Just got off the phone with the gal at petsmart and turns out they got crabs too. Must be going around.

[threebag]

Don't feel too bad Lundberg. Just got off the phone with the gal at petsmart and turns out they got crabs too. Must be going around.

Are you a Frankie mult?

[booger]

Are you a Frankie mult?

OK you got me. That was a good one i tee'd up for you. And i can't think of a good one to throw back. Sonofab!tch! :thumb:

[PunkinDrublic]

I had sex with this chick who ended up giving me crabs when I was 19. I had to go to the doctor and get that prescribed shampoo. The thing is the girl was smoking hot so I rationalized continuing to have sex with her by thinking that oh well at least now I have the shampoo.

[notorious]

The thing is the girl was smoking hot so I rationalized continuing to have sex with her by thinking that oh well at least now I have the shampoo.

This needs to be a poll question.

[PunkinDrublic]

This needs to be a poll question.

I realized I was off topic but it's a funny story I tell from time to time. Ah the ignorance of youth.

[notorious]

I realized I was off topic but it's a funny story I tell from time to time. Ah the ignorance of youth.

No, really, that needs to be a poll question.


Would you screw a Sarah Shahi if you knew she had crabs?

Yes - I would the whole thing

No - Not even with Gaz's dick




Someone needs to make this happen. I bet we would be amazed at the results.

http://www.ecardmedia.eu/data/media/729/Sarah_Shahi_1212_Wallpaper.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

No, really, that needs to be a poll question.


Would you screw a Sarah Shahi if you knew she had crabs?

Yes - I would the whole thing

No - Not even with Gaz's dick




Someone needs to make this happen. I bet we would be amazed at the results.

http://www.ecardmedia.eu/data/media/729/Sarah_Shahi_1212_Wallpaper.jpg


Considering my life is in a downward spiral, I'd fuck her knowing full well she had full blown AIDS. At this point it would be my lifes greatest achievement.

[Groves]

I worked in a shell shop one summer. All our hermit crabs came shipped in a UPS box from Thailand, I believe. Had to get them suckers out and cooled down asap. No odor quite like a dead hermit crab in a box odor.

[notorious]

Considering my life is in a downward spiral, I'd **** her knowing full well she had full blown AIDS. At this point it would be my lifes greatest achievement.

You're killing me! ROFL

[TimeForWasp]

as long as you shampoo, they are fun.

[pr_capone]

So we just got back from Florida and come to find out the wife brought back some critters.

Hermit Crabs you sick minded bastards. We now have 3 hermit crabs that my daughter is obsessed with. I'd rather not kill them just yet. Anyone ever had crabs before?


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[crazycoffey]

Red Card for false thread title...

[chasedude]

Crabs!

Six-legged crotch critters crawling on my nads!

Crabs!

[KC Jones]

Headcrabs? Man those things are hard to get rid of...

http://www.wonderlandblog.com/photos/uncategorized/headcrabhat.jpg