NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST OWNED BY SCAMBAITER! FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ ON THE NET

[soopamanluva]

NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST OWNED BY SCAMBAITER! FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ ON THE NET
The mother of all scam baiting operations has to go to scam baiter “The Failure”, who may or may not work in a New York computer shop. Too bad scammer “Cole” didn’t know his intended victim was a regular at www.scambaiter.com. What happens over the next several weeks was documented day-by-day online, and even involved many of the website’s readers. It all started when “Martin Cole” sent a fake check to buy some laptops for shipment overseas. Failure’s alias “Warren Turnbuckle” protested he could not ship overseas without all freight fees paid, in cash, up front. Since he was paying with a fake check anyway, Cole sends the cash, but cunningly overpays the $4000 bill with a $4500 check, and asks Turnbuckle to refund him the $500 overpayment within 45 minutes of receiving the check. Turnbuckle responds that he can’t cash the check for 5-10 days, but will sell the laptops anyway if Cole sends a shipping courier to pick them up. Turnbuckle also promises to refund the shipping costs once the check finally clears. Cole bites, and agrees to pay for freight for several “Anus” brand computers, arranging for UPS to pick up them the very next day (far ahead of the check bouncing). So Failure packed 7 large boxes with garbage, dead CD ROM drives, and two trashed laptops with “ANUS” scratched on the screen. Estimated shipping charges totaled $3,186.67. UPS was in on the sting, and agreed to not deliver until Cole paid them for shipment. Scambaiter.com readers wanted in on the joke as well, and when the shipment was suspiciously diverted to Manchester, UK, a reader posed as city worker offering to fix Cole’s house as part of an urban renewal project. Cole then proceeded to show the “damages” he did to his own house after receiving ‘a bunch of rubbish in the post”. Photos, audio recordings, shipping labels, and hilariously incoherent death threats from the ‘governor’ and the dreaded ‘Clique Mob’ can be found on a now-classic thread that spans 80+ pages. NSFW, but worth an hour’s reading all the same. READ IT ALL HERE

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=109

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[Dunit35]

couldn't have made it harder to read?

[Bugeater]

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN READ IT

[Dante84]

NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST OWNED BY SCAMBAITER! FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ ON THE NET
The mother of all scam baiting operations has to go to scam baiter “The Failure”, who may or may not work in a New York computer shop. Too bad scammer “Cole” didn’t know his intended victim was a regular at www.scambaiter.com. What happens over the next several weeks was documented day-by-day online, and even involved many of the website’s readers. It all started when “Martin Cole” sent a fake check to buy some laptops for shipment overseas. Failure’s alias “Warren Turnbuckle” protested he could not ship overseas without all freight fees paid, in cash, up front. Since he was paying with a fake check anyway, Cole sends the cash, but cunningly overpays the $4000 bill with a $4500 check, and asks Turnbuckle to refund him the $500 overpayment within 45 minutes of receiving the check. Turnbuckle responds that he can’t cash the check for 5-10 days, but will sell the laptops anyway if Cole sends a shipping courier to pick them up. Turnbuckle also promises to refund the shipping costs once the check finally clears. Cole bites, and agrees to pay for freight for several “Anus” brand computers, arranging for UPS to pick up them the very next day (far ahead of the check bouncing). So Failure packed 7 large boxes with garbage, dead CD ROM drives, and two trashed laptops with “ANUS” scratched on the screen. Estimated shipping charges totaled $3,186.67. UPS was in on the sting, and agreed to not deliver until Cole paid them for shipment. Scambaiter.com readers wanted in on the joke as well, and when the shipment was suspiciously diverted to Manchester, UK, a reader posed as city worker offering to fix Cole’s house as part of an urban renewal project. Cole then proceeded to show the “damages” he did to his own house after receiving ‘a bunch of rubbish in the post”. Photos, audio recordings, shipping labels, and hilariously incoherent death threats from the ‘governor’ and the dreaded ‘Clique Mob’ can be found on a now-classic thread that spans 80+ pages. NSFW, but worth an hour’s reading all the same. READ IT ALL HERE

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=109

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Please put this in all caps and change the font color to white. TIA.

[the Talking Can]

YEAH WE GIVE A SHIT YELL LOUDER AND PLANT AN AIDS TREE IN YOUR GARDEN SO IT WILL BE READY BY SPRING

[Hammock Parties]

lol

http://anuslaptops.com/fake/cash/junk/2small.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

lmao

This is very bad for our business, and as you know, my Anus laptops are top of the line and very expensive. I am not sure if you have my anus in your hands as of now, but I except you to send me another check THAT IS NOT FRAUD.


I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.

[Dunit35]

lmao

Been reading it.

It's actually kind of funny, pics and all.

[Hammock Parties]

Hahahaha...a real life scammer, in the flesh!

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/anus-laptops/p7.jpg

[kstater]

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[soopamanluva]

It's copied from somewhere else.I'm not spacing all their stuff.

[Trevo_410]

lol looked like this story continued onto youtube.... i feel no pity.

i can't post links but just youtube "anus laptops" and you'll find Cole making a commercial...

[BryanBusby]

Not even an original idea. Fail

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/