It's time for our favorite Hallmark holiday

[luv]

Yep. I'm a curious type of person. What are getting your SO for Valentine's Day?

[Hammock Parties]

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Weights are tearing my hands up at the gym. Gotta keep my sweetums smooth.

[Bugeater]

I think I've made it pretty clear where I stand on this pathetic farce of a holiday.

[Frazod]

It falls on a Monday this year, so I doubt if we'll do anything that night. Probably go out for a nice dinner at some point over the weekend.

And we're going to see Les Miserables the following night.

[CrazyPhuD]

A special holiday hair conditioner.

[chasedude]

The real holiday is Mar 14th

Steak and BJ day :thumb:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Your self-loathing couldn't be more transparent or unhealthy. Wallowing in thinly veiled pity is not good for you.

[kysirsoze]

Hopefully I'll be working.

[Hootie]

what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Im enjoying dating a broke ass... I know I'm not getting much if anything, so she'll probably like any stupid thing I get her.

[Hootie]

Im enjoying dating a broke ass... I know I'm not getting much if anything, so she'll probably like any stupid thing I get her.

not bad logic

[LiveSteam]

what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

Flowers sent to her place of employment. This will score way bigger if you do it out of the blue at some other time. 50 billion females will get this on Monday
gift card to a spa
nice dinner some where real nice.
Jewelry
If you are good putting pen to paper? & can write a poem or some heart felt words you really mean. Your golden. & nothing you buy will mean as much.

[BigMeatballDave]

I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yep. I don't have a significant other, but I'm a curious type of person. What are getting your SO for Valentine's Day?

Ticket to Pakistan.


And I wrote her a poem:

See ya
Wouldn't want to be ya.

[CrazyPhuD]

I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

No V-Day for you....no V-Day for her.

[TimeForWasp]

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[TimeForWasp]

This is the end

[Bugeater]

what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.
Nothing makes a great gift.

I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.
Nothing.

[Pushead2]

first one single for me in a lonnnggggg time! I think I'll treat myself to some.....http://www.concordsupplies.com/_webcache/pfi48234_1_1.jpg

[DaKCMan AP]

I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

It depends. I have a first date tonight. If it goes well and we go out again this weekend and it's Awesome then I may send flowers or take her out on Monday.

[Saulbadguy]

Nothing

[seclark]

roses are red
in vase on the shelf
fourty five bucks a dozen?
well, go f@ck yourself!
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[notorious]

what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

Flowers sent to her place of employment. This will score way bigger if you do it out of the blue at some other time. 50 billion females will get this on Monday
gift card to a spa
nice dinner some where real nice.
Jewelry
If you are good putting pen to paper? & can write a poem or some heart felt words you really mean. Your golden. & nothing you buy will mean as much.



My God, you just missed a great opportunity to give Hootie some major shit. :D

[Dayze]

we're just cooking (by 'we', I mean 'me') a nice meal to enjoy at home. We'll probably be lazy all day, watch a few movies etc.

[notorious]

Stuffed animal and chocolates for my daughter.


Pearl Necklace for my Wife (Ya right).

[keg in kc]

What is this "valentine's day"?

[milkman]

What is this "valentine's day"?

It's a made up "holiday" for the specific purpose of getting men to spend money frivolously.

[keg in kc]

It's a made up "holiday" for the specific purpose of getting men to spend money frivolously.Kinda like jewelry commercials around christmas?

[notorious]

Watch The Simpsons episode named "Love Day" to get a good idea of what Valentines day is about.

[WV]

A special holiday hair conditioner.

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[notorious]

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Beat me to it!


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[luv]

Your self-loathing couldn't be more transparent or unhealthy. Wallowing in thinly veiled pity is not good for you.

So, does this mean you're not getting me anything?

[luv]

It falls on a Monday this year, so I doubt if we'll do anything that night. Probably go out for a nice dinner at some point over the weekend.

And we're going to see Les Miserables the following night.

JEALOUS!

[Jenson71]

Just my presence is enough of a gift.

[Donger]

I'm allowing my wife to have the pleasure of being married to me for another year.

[Hammock Parties]

So, does this mean you're not getting me anything?

YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL
GRASSHOPPER

[Pants]

A necklace and a dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We both took Monday off so we're just going to enjoy each other's company all day.

[Hammock Parties]

We both took Monday off so we're just going to have sex all day.

YEAH!

[2112]

Starlight star bright, luv, will you be my valentine tonight.

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[luv]

It will be me and my baby's third anniversary. I think I'll get her a new air freshener.

[2112]

I think I've made it pretty clear where I stand on this pathetic farce of a holiday.

Im gonna tell Amy!it's a good thing there are no apps on CP ;)

[notorious]

It will be me and my baby's third anniversary. I think I'll get her a new air freshener.

If you would stop cutting nasty farts in her, she wouldn't need an air freshener.......:D

[Pants]

YEAH!

I wouldn't say all day, probably just in the morning and then at night.

[luv]

If you would stop cutting nasty farts in her, she wouldn't need an air freshener.......:D

Hey man, she loves me in spite of my faults. :)

[notorious]

Hey man, she loves me in spite of my faults. :)

That's the very definition of true love.

[Skyy God]

My penis.

It's a special gift.

[Skyy God]

A necklace and a dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We both took Monday off so we're just going to enjoy each other's company all day.

That wouldn't be a pearl necklace, by any chance? ;)

[JD10367]

JEALOUS!

I'm so fucking pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

As for the thread matter... my wife and I also consider it to be a bullshit commercial useless "holiday", and we don't support it. She doesn't need or want jewelry, neither of us need or want chocolates (fat enough), and flowers just die. Instead, we usually go spend $100 at Target and bring a bunch of food and supplies to a local animal shelter that really needs it.

[Frazod]

I'm so fucking pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

I'll do you one better than that - last time it was in town I had tickets and confused the dates in my head - for some reason I thought they were for the Sunday matinee when they were actually for the Saturday matinee. I realized my mistake less than half an hour before the show started, 35 miles away. No way we would have made it, even for the second act. $180 down the fucking drain. :grr:

That's the kind of mistake you only make once.

[Dave Lane]

A pearl necklace? :)

[Pants]

I'm so ****ing pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

As for the thread matter... my wife and I also consider it to be a bullshit commercial useless "holiday", and we don't support it. She doesn't need or want jewelry, neither of us need or want chocolates (fat enough), and flowers just die. Instead, we usually go spend $100 at Target and bring a bunch of food and supplies to a local animal shelter that really needs it.

I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

[FlaChief58]

This "holiday" is an invention of Brachs to get more money out of the millions of suckers who fall for it hook line and sinker. I don't need corporations to tell me when or how to express my love for my wife.
Roses normally cost $10 per dozen on any given day, around V-day they jump up to $40 for the same dozen. Store bought cards are a fucking joke (I don't need a mass produced card to speak for me) and on those rare occasions she or I want some sweets, we don't need a heart shaped box with shitty mass produced candy inside. I'd rather spend the money on some high quality sweets, they taste much better.

We will likely have a nice night out, but not because of this stupid "holiday" rather just because we love eachother and enjoy spending time together just like every other day of the year.
Fuck the cards, flowers and candy, she knows how I feel about her because I let her know every day. Our special day is and always be our anniversary.

[MOhillbilly]

For the first time in years i dont have to do this pos.

[DaKCMan AP]

This "holiday" is an invention of Brachs to get more money out of the millions of suckers who fall for it hook line and sinker. I don't need corperations to tell me when or how to express my love for my wife.
Roses normally cost $10 per dozen on any given day, around V-day they jump up to $40 for the same dozen. Store bought cards are a ****ing joke (I don't need a mass produced card to speak for me) and on those rare occasions she or I want some sweets, we don't need a heart shaped box with shitty mass procuced candy inside. I'd rather spend the money on some high quality sweets, they taste much better.



You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

[FlaChief58]

You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

Somewhere there is an aids tree burning just for you

[DaKCMan AP]

Somewhere there is an Awesome tree burning just for you

FYP.

[Inspector]

I'm going to give her a fruit pot pie.

I just now dreamed this idea up. All on my own.

[luv]

I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

Not all women like jewelry.

[luv]

Men, take your women shoe shopping.

[MOhillbilly]

take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

[seclark]

take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

2st. that's the quickest way to get mrs. sec and me to fight. she can drop me off at a bar, or i'll wait in the truck.
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[MOhillbilly]

2st. that's the quickest way to get mrs. sec and me to fight. she can drop me off at a bar, or i'll wait in the truck.
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id rather stick my junk in a hornets nest.

[seclark]

id rather stick my junk in a hornets nest.

i'd rather dip my beans in battery acid.
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[milkman]

You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

[Dayze]

Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

ROFL
back, back, way back...it's gone!

[MOhillbilly]

i'd rather dip my beans in battery acid.
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id rather lick the hind end of a scalded ass ape.

[seclark]

id rather lick the hind end of a scalded ass ape.

i'd rather jam a colony of fire ants beneath my foreskin.
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[MOhillbilly]

gross, you have a foreskin.

[seclark]

gross, you have a foreskin.

where do you think i keep my can of chew?
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[JD10367]

I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

Nope. I gave her the wedding ring, that was all the jewelry she really wanted. She's moved up a notch to cruises, which I don't mind; at least I get something out of those. :D

[MOhillbilly]

ahhhhh sec, yous a funny dude.

[FlaChief58]

Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

your and idiot

[seclark]

your and idiot

take it somewhere else. you're hijacking the thread.
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[milkman]

your and idiot

Been called worse.

[luv]

take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

She gets shoes. You get March 14.

[FlaChief58]

take it somewhere else. you're hijacking the thread.
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Yeah, cause I'm the one talking about foreskin :facepalm:

[MOhillbilly]

She gets shoes. You get March 14.


id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

[FlaChief58]

Been called worse.

No doubt in my mind

[seclark]

id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

i'd rather apply compound w to my hemorrhoids and snap them off at the base.
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[luv]

id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

You'd rather wipe your ass with broken bottles than get a medium rare steak and a blowjob?

[seclark]

Yeah, cause I'm the one talking about foreskin :facepalm:

i asked nice. we're trying to carry on a serious conversation.
thanks,
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[MOhillbilly]

hahaHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

[MOhillbilly]

You'd rather wipe your ass with broken bottles than a medium rare steak and a blowjob?

sweetheart i can get that for next to nothin. Not to mention i dont have to do something i have hated doin from 4 years on.


for real so far down on the list it has no bottom.

[FlaChief58]

Nothing says I love you like hemorrhoid talk

[MOhillbilly]

someone give sec love. im out.

[seclark]

someone give sec love. im out.

it's quitting time. i'd rather go home and drink a beer.
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[luv]

someone give sec love. im out.

I'm all out of love.
I'm so lost without you.

[MOhillbilly]

it's quitting time. i'd rather go home and drink a beer.
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you were great on that married with children show. drink one for me vato.

[MOhillbilly]

I'm all out of love.
I'm so lost without you.

Pipe down Peggy.

[Gadzooks]

She gets shoes. You get March 14.

Ahh yes, steak and BJ day.

[Pablo]

I'm gonna give her enough drinks to get a mule tipsy, then squirt some anal grease on the chocolate starfish and pound her in the ass so hard that my Prince Albert ring will get caught in her belly-button ring on the other side..

[-King-]

Hopefully Hootie makes a thread again to Dane can have another bitch fit. That was hilarious.

[ChiTown]

I'm gonna give her enough drinks to get a mule tipsy, then squirt some anal grease on the chocolate starfish and pound her in the ass so hard that my Prince Albert ring will get caught in her belly-button ring on the other side..

ROFL
:thumb:

[Chiefs Rool]

HAHAHAHAHA

freedom?

[DaKCMan AP]

It depends. I have a first date tonight. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Great success. :D

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[luv]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/article-2/KC--Cupid--Wolf---Make-your-Valentine-a-Special-one/c0b3fc78-a36a-49ea-815a-b7ee0f8edadf