Im broke!

[MOhillbilly]

I spend all my monies havin a goodtime.

Pray for me!

[luv]

LMAO....nice.

[DaFace]

Heh.

[The Franchise]

ROFL

[loochy]

Here's how to get unbroke:

Pay for everything in cash. That is how you become a millionaire.

[Rain Man]

You should consider buying a new car. That'll make you feel better.

[MOhillbilly]

Here's how to get unbroke:

Pay for everything in cash. That is how you become a millionaire.

i already do! Shit man game over!!

[loochy]

If you buy a car, then you automatically have a $1000 car payment. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

[ChiTown]

You should consider buying a new car. That'll make you feel better.

Not unless you finance 'the whole thing'

[Frankie]

Let's all guess what the size of the next government stimulus is to bring MOh back on his feet.

:evil:

[DaFace]

Not unless you finance 'the whole thing'

I would the whole thing.

[gblowfish]

You need some Obama money!

[Demonpenz]

There is a place your money goes when it is not long for this life. A place where they never get crimply and no midget marks them with that pen that makes them look like shit..to make sure the $20 isn't a fake at Quick Trip. A place where change is always given correctly. Please Mohillbilly if you get upset where your money has gone, just remember that it has been deposited in
Rainbow Bank.

[DeezNutz]

If you had better credit, this wouldn't happen.

[siberian khatru]

Step 1: Live in a trailer for 10 years

Step 2: Move out

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Eat like a king!

[chiefforlife]

Nobody is broke in this country, you just havent received your government check yet...

[WV]

http://www.millionaireacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/get-rich-quick.gif

[JD10367]

You should consider becoming a Raiders fan. That'll make you feel better.

:eek:

[boogblaster]

I've been broke for over 15 years .. join the club .......

[JD10367]

Seriously, if you want to make out... Take a trip to Mexico, and swim back across.

[CrazyPhuD]

Yea but don't they have viagra to fix a broke dick? :D

[R8RFAN]

This thread kicks ass!!!!!

ROFLROFLROFL:thumb:

[Simply Red]

WTF? what'd you getting at, Mo? You go out?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Take out a line of credit against the barn out back.

[Oxford]

Donate Plasma

[Simply Red]

odd

[Extra Point]

You're in an Obamanation. Don't fret.

[RJ]

Can we get a sticky on this? MO is broke cause he spent all his money on crack and whores and flashy cars now he really needs our help.

Mods?

[Extra Point]

Don't leave out fridges.

[CHENZ A!]

Welcome to my world
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[LiveSteam]

Why not knock off a bank or 2 or 3.
Its a very popular line of work hear in Omaha.

[chasedude]

Why not knock off a bank or 2 or 3.
Its a very popular line of work hear in Omaha.

The popular places to hit around here are Title Loan places.

[KcMizzou]

Why not knock off a bank or 2 or 3.
Its a very popular line of work hear in Omaha. A couple hooded thugs here in KC recently hit a Subway. (the sandwich shop) How much money can you really expect to score there? The risk/reward thing seems like it'd be against them.

[KurtCobain]

The risk/reward thing seems like it'd be against them.

Especially since they waited around for the dude to toast their sub.

[LiveSteam]

The popular places to hit around here are Title Loan places.

They hit those hear to, They hit people at the atm's. Shit they shot & killed 2 people at a atm, down the street from the X's house. Her & my daughter had used that atm the day before.

[LiveSteam]

Especially since they waited around for the dude to toast their sub.

ROFL

[Bugeater]

Especially since they waited around for the dude to toast their sub.
I fucking hate it when fucking people want their fucking subs fucking toasted. You could actually get in and out of a Subway in a decent amount of time before they started that shit.

[J Diddy]

They hit those hear to, They hit people at the atm's. Shit they shot & killed 2 people at a atm, down the street from the X's house. Her & my daughter had used that atm the day before.

Interestingly enough, I once walked through a cemetary that had dead people in it.

[LiveSteam]

I fucking hate it when fucking people want their fucking subs fucking toasted. You could actually get in and out of a Subway in a decent amount of time before they started that shit.

It fucking Takes less than 30 fucking second to fucking burn a fucking sub fucking sandwich. :evil:

[J Diddy]

It ****ing Takes less than 30 ****ing second to ****ing burn a ****ing sub ****ing sandwich. :evil:


He could make 3 babies in that time. Don't really know myself, just what I heard.

[KurtCobain]

I ****ing hate it when ****ing people want their ****ing subs ****ing toasted. You could actually get in and out of a Subway in a decent amount of time before they started that shit.

I'm breaking down and turning off the filter now because of you. I can't stand the asterisks any longer. Now I have to deal with the subforums being at the top of the page.

And yeah, I hate it when people make subway take so much longer than it should. I want either the meatballs or the chicken on the ****ing bread with the cheese and the salt and pepper, and I want it wrapped up and in my hands. I'm too impatient that I can't even order the anything they have to heat up now.

My wife of course has to have the chicken teriyaki(sp?). It has to be heated up, then she wants it ****ing toasted, then she wants specific veggies. They should just let her hop the counter and do it herself so we can get the **** home and eat the shit.

[Bugeater]

I'm breaking down and turning off the filter now because of you. Now I have to deal with the subforums being at the top of the page.

And yeah, I hate it when people make subway take so much longer than it should. I want either the meatballs or the chicken on the fucking bread with the cheese and the salt and pepper, and I want it wrapped up and in my hands. I'm too impatient that I can't even order the anything they have to heat up now.

My wife of course has to have the chicken teriyaki(sp?). It has to be heated up, then she wants it fucking toasted, then she wants specific veggies. They should just let her hop the counter and do it herself so we can get the fuck home and eat the shit.
You can get rid of the subforums. I'll tell you how for all of your casino cash.

[J Diddy]

I'm breaking down and turning off the filter now because of you. I can't stand the asterisks any longer. Now I have to deal with the subforums being at the top of the page.

And yeah, I hate it when people make subway take so much longer than it should. I want either the meatballs or the chicken on the ****ing bread with the cheese and the salt and pepper, and I want it wrapped up and in my hands. I'm too impatient that I can't even order the anything they have to heat up now.

My wife of course has to have the chicken teriyaki(sp?). It has to be heated up, then she wants it ****ing toasted, then she wants specific veggies. They should just let her hop the counter and do it herself so we can get the **** home and eat the shit.

You should just let her eat grilled cheese at home. You could save money and aggravation.

[KurtCobain]

You can get rid of the subforums. I'll tell you how for all of your casino cash.

Can I write you a check?

[Bugeater]

Can I write you a check?
Eh, I'll tell you for free. Go into Edit Options, and scroll all the way to the bottom where it says this:

<fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Forums To Exclude From View</legend> Here you can select any number of forums to exclude from the forums list, from "get new" search and from "get daily" search.

<label for="sel_excludeforumids">To select multiple forums, press and hold CTRL key while clicking on the forum titles. To clear exclusion, select "Reset Exclusion" without holding CTRL key.</label></fieldset>

[KurtCobain]

Eh, I'll tell you for free. Go into Edit Options, and scroll all the way to the bottom where it says this:

<fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Forums To Exclude From View</legend> Here you can select any number of forums to exclude from the forums list, from "get new" search and from "get daily" search.

<label for="sel_excludeforumids">To select multiple forums, press and hold CTRL key while clicking on the forum titles. To clear exclusion, select "Reset Exclusion" without holding CTRL key.</label></fieldset>

Oh shit, I always just got confused by that option and skipped it. Thanks. I can now enjoy curse words.

And thank you for not charging me all my cash. They already took my rep, and the cash is the only thing important to me I have left.

[HoneyBadger]

I got a quick way for you to make $20. It only requires strong knees.

[Rausch]

I spend all my monies havin a goodtime.

Pray for me!

:eek:

[JOhn]

Oh shit, I always just got confused by that option and skipped it. Thanks. I can now enjoy curse words.

And thank you for not charging me all my cash. They already took my rep, and the cash is the only thing important to me I have left.

Same here, still not sure whats going on with the stupid Rep shit. So guess I'll refrain from it, as I assume thats the intent to piss everyone off til Rep is a moot point. :shrug:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I spend all my monies havin a goodtime.

Pray for me!

Man, you don't EVEN know. You'll get a prayer tonight, and I damned well expect one in return.

[tooge]

Donate Plasma

I think they pay better for sperm. Also, different body parts. Start with a kidney. Auction in off online. Someone that really needs one will pay a kings ransom for one, and you only need the other. You can then auction off one of your eyes. Patches are sort of in vogue since True Grit came out. That should get you back on track, and if you just keep up the sperm donation, you'll be good for a while.
you are welcome. Now, go buy a car. you should get a handicapped sticker with it.

[MOhillbilly]

I think they pay better for sperm. Also, different body parts. Start with a kidney. Auction in off online. Someone that really needs one will pay a kings ransom for one, and you only need the other. You can then auction off one of your eyes. Patches are sort of in vogue since True Grit came out. That should get you back on track, and if you just keep up the sperm donation, you'll be good for a while.
you are welcome. Now, go buy a car. you should get a handicapped sticker with it.

why auction your own when you could just as easly take someone elses?

Get in the game son!

[Rasputin]

Q in Mr. FAX limricks of A poor man from nantucket...

[|Zach|]

I would the whole thing.

Great post.