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Buehler445
02-14-2011, 03:27 PM
Mondays suck. Use this thread as a tool to vent about fucking Mondays.

I'll start.

Goddamn it! I've busted my ass all day and got virtually nothing done. The one thing I did get done was just a stupid fucking piece of shit paperwork for the government.

Fuck you, Monday!
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The Franchise
02-14-2011, 03:29 PM
I had to get up this morning. Fuck you, Monday!
Rooster
02-14-2011, 03:29 PM
Mondays suck. Use this thread as a tool to vent about ****ing Mondays.

I'll start.

Goddamn it! I've busted my ass all day and got virtually nothing done. The one thing I did get done was just a stupid ****ing piece of shit paperwork for the government.
**** you, Monday!
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Please move to D.C. :p
Sofa King
02-14-2011, 03:32 PM
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Gracie Dean
02-14-2011, 03:33 PM
I will join. I hate mondays
WV
02-14-2011, 03:37 PM
Kids were pain's in the ass today and I work from home tonight....let's hope they're better after their naps!
Sofa King
02-14-2011, 03:38 PM
Kids were pain's in the ass today and I work from home tonight....let's hope they're better after their naps!

which reminds me. tell your wife to quit stealing my underwear when she leaves.
WV
02-14-2011, 03:41 PM
which reminds me. tell your wife to quit stealing my underwear when she leaves.

Somebody needs to wash your diapers.
MOhillbilly
02-14-2011, 03:43 PM
pilot double tapped the landing yesterday, super hard. The weak screamed like it was the end.
Dartgod
02-14-2011, 03:50 PM
I'm having a great day today.

You rock, Monday!

:thumb:
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Slainte
02-14-2011, 03:54 PM
I'm having a great day today.

You rock, Monday!

:thumb:
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Agreeden!

Tomorrow looms lame, tho....
KCScott
02-14-2011, 06:10 PM
NTB in Blue springs took 3 hours to change the oil in my two vehicles

First they couldn't find the special filter cap wrench for my Tundra (two hours) then brought the wife's CVS in and they had no Mobile 1 (hour waiting for advanced to deliver it to them). I git the Tundra oil change free
Hammock Parties
02-14-2011, 06:10 PM
Motherfucking hoodlatch snapped off on my car.

FUCK YOU MONDAY
Bugeater
02-14-2011, 06:25 PM
Yeah, this is a thread I need today. First off, I get to work this morning and find out that a water main, the same one that broke at one of our buildings last week, broke again and flooded the damn place, again, so I had to spend the morning dealing with that bullshit, again.

Then later in the afternoon, I find out that I fucked up my online registration back in January and didn't get into any of my classes next quarter, and they're all fucking full now, so that means instead of taking the summer off I have to take the spring off.

And on top of all that, it's fucking Valentine's Day, the biggest fucking fraud of a 'holiday' that there ever was.

Fuck this Monday all to fucking hell.
teedubya
02-14-2011, 06:25 PM
Wait, this is a FUCK YOU Monday thread... on Valentine's Day? This is the LOVE day, bitches.
Bugeater
02-14-2011, 06:27 PM
Wait, this is a FUCK YOU Monday thread... on Valentine's Day? This is the LOVE day, bitches.
Fuck you too.
RealSNR
02-14-2011, 07:04 PM
I do all my fun stuff on Monday. Plus Pawn Stars is on when I get home.

Mondays and I are cool. We cool.

Tuesdays on the other hand... :grr:
SAUTO
02-14-2011, 07:26 PM
Yeah fuck mondays, today, tomorrow, and the next fucking day. Hell fuck the whole week and next too.


Seriously
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HonestChieffan
02-14-2011, 09:44 PM
I'm semi-retired. Was today Monday?
CrazyPhuD
02-14-2011, 10:09 PM
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Buehler445
02-14-2011, 10:13 PM
Perfect fucking end to a fucking shit ass Monday. Goddamn Jayhawks.
Buehler445
02-14-2011, 11:25 PM
Goddamn it. I'm getting ready to go to bed and realized the best part of my day was coaching little kids basketball. I don't even have a kid!
CrazyPhuD
02-15-2011, 02:32 AM
Goddamn it. I'm getting ready to go to bed and realized the best part of my day was coaching little kids basketball. I don't even have a kid!

DId the hot milf help you put away the balls after practice?
Hog's Gone Fishin
02-15-2011, 07:12 AM
When you're a Hog Farmer and corn is $7 a bushel it doesn't matter what day of the week it is. I hate LIFE.
Sofa King
02-15-2011, 08:12 AM
When you're a Hog Farmer and corn is $7 a bushel it doesn't matter what day of the week it is. I hate LIFE.

Feed em bodies instead.
Jenson71
02-15-2011, 01:22 PM
I have a cold. Fuck everything.
Buehler445
02-21-2011, 05:50 PM
While improved from last week, this Monday still sucked the penis.
Delano
02-21-2011, 06:09 PM
I grabbed Monday by her nipples and yanked with all of my strength. She was my bitch.
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58-4ever
02-21-2011, 06:11 PM
Fucking Monday. I always get distracted by some tedious shit on Mondays. Now I'm home and Monday can suck a fat dick.
Bwana
02-21-2011, 06:25 PM
Oh, this has been a gem of a ****ing Monday. I return from vacation in Belize, where it was in the 80's all week, to -1 and snow....**** you Monday! I had a hell of time getting back into the "work mode,"....**** you Monday! I return to work and find out I have to drive from Billings, to Denver next week and back, rather than fly...oh yeah **** YOU MONDAY, you dirty old whore!!