Would You or Wouldn't You?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Buy your woman



ahem




Monthly supplies?





For the first time in almost 12 years of marriage, I had to make that decision




I voted.....

[JOhn]

Why not?

When I was married I did, and being the father of 3 daughters I have also.

Which reminds of a blog I posted about a year ago.....

"Speaking of daughters, I have completely conquered that male phobia of buying women's hygiene products. After 2 ex wives & 3 daughters, I have absolutely no fear of the health & beauty isle at Wal-mart anymore. In fact I kinda find it funny now when I go there and spot some poor newly married man or dad picking up "pads" for the women in their lives. I always try to give them a few pointers. It's great to see the terror in their eyes when the realize someone has seen them & knows what they are buying...lol"

[KurtCobain]

I buy weird shit just for the thrill of it.

[Gonzo]

Well, you don't want them to bleed to death, do you?
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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Well, you don't want them to bleed to death, do you?
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I never trust anybody who bleeds for more than 5 days and doesn't die

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I never understood this. It's clearly not for you. Fuck, when i was a teenager I picked up two little hotties in the tampon isle by playing dumb and being the "sweetest guy on the planet".

[tinfoil]

I never understood this. It's clearly not for you. ****, when i was a teenager I picked up two little hotties in the tampon isle by playing dumb and being the "sweetest guy on the planet".

Hahaha

You didn't get any that night though. Or did you? :hmmm:

[Al Bundy]

I never understood this. It's clearly not for you. ****, when i was a teenager I picked up two little hotties in the tampon isle by playing dumb and being the "sweetest guy on the planet".

Redwings?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Hahaha

You didn't get any that night though. Or did you? :hmmm:


Earning your Red Wings is awesome






Unless it's unexpected :eek:

[CrazyPhuD]

Fuck that I'm not married and I still buy them they are great for sopping up antifreeze and bloody noses.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Redwings?


You want to know and not want to know all at the same time

[tinfoil]

Earning your Red Wings is awesome






Unless it's unexpected :eek:


That, my friend. is. nasty. :spock:

[Al Bundy]

Earning your Red Wings is awesome






Unless it's unexpected :eek:

Nothing like diving into a roast beef sandwich only to find out ketchup has been squirted on the sandwich.

[Gonzo]

Fuck that I'm not married and I still buy them they are great for sopping up antifreeze and bloody noses.

Hells ya! I also found out that they work 100 % better than a sweat band when you're working out at the Gym. Just stick those bitches right to your forehead and your good to go.

Just don't screw up and throw a used one on. That stings your eyes all to hell and it's pretty gross when you're running around the track wiping blood-clots off your eye-brows.
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[Phobia]

I'm so old now I would. But my wife would never ask me to. But I would.

[bevischief]

ROFL

[booger]

its fun to ask employees for help and say are these tampons one size fits all or what

[booger]

Hells ya! I also found out that they work 100 % better than a sweat band when you're working out at the Gym. Just stick those bitches right to your forehead and your good to go.


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i see your wearing wings. i wear wings too.

[R8RFAN]

If thats what she needed, of course I would.... people worry too much about what other people think nowadays....

[Crush]

Of course, otherwise...

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[milkman]

If thats what she needed, of course I would.... people worry too much about what other people think nowadays....

What the hell does a man buying think?

Others think he's going to be using them?

How stupid can one be?

[rockymtnchief]

I'd rather be caught buying feminine products than buying R.I.D.

[tmax63]

I didn't mind when I needed to. It just showed you had already bagged your "dear" instead of still hunting.

[booger]

I didn't mind when I needed to. It just showed you had already bagged your "dear" instead of still hunting.

i agree, its best to field dress it.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO I have done this for several women I've dated. Fucking grow a pair, dude.

[Bugeater]

Hell no.

[Al Bundy]

I did for my ex, but I expected a BJ for my trouble.

[KCUnited]

I see some guys trying to bury the pads at the bottom of their basket in hopes nobody will see them, like its some kind of shame. I grab the pads, hold em high and do a victory lap around the store, sort of like a 'she ain't pregnant' victory lap.

[patteeu]

Poll should have been public so the guys who are afraid of being ridiculed could have been ridiculed.

[Rausch]

When I was 19 my buddy's mom busted in the room during a football game to say she needed some product and someone had to go get it.

I haggled her.

"I'll buy your feminine $#!t if you buy my beer."

Why the **** would I care? I'm a 19 year old male and the $3it obviously isn't for me. It's not like I'm buying adult diapers or jock itch cream. I look like a nice guy no matter who I'm buying them for and on top of that I have someone to buy me beer.

Done deal.
She didn't need pads/tampons as often as I needed beer...:evil:

[milkman]

When I was 19 my buddy's mom busted in the room during a football game to say she needed some product and someone had to go get it.

I haggled her.

"I'll buy your feminine $#!t if you buy my beer."

Why the **** would I care? I'm a 19 year old male and the $3it obviously isn't for me. It's not like I'm buying adult diapers or jock itch cream. I look like a nice guy no matter who I'm buying them for and on top of that I have someone to buy me beer.

Done deal.
She didn't need pads/tampons as often as I needed beer...:evil:

Was she a MILF?

[gblowfish]

OK, so this reminds me of a really old joke.

Guy's wife is out of "supplies" so she forces him to go to the grocery store to buy some.

He has no idea where they are located inside the store, so he goes up to the service counter, and he sees an older guy with a hearing aid, and asks the guy "Where's the Tampax?"

Older guy hears the question as "Where's the Thumb Tacks?"

He replies: "You want the kind you push in with your finger or drive in with a hammer?"

[Donger]

I have in the past, but not very often.

[Pioli Zombie]

Its worse buying them for daughters. But its even worse than that if you don't. You haven't lived till you had to find a few a way to tactifully tell your daughter she's obviously doing something wrong. That's a "kill me" moment in life.

[Buck's Dad]

I would. Twice. The whole thing.

[mlyonsd]

Fill your cart half full with other stuff you need, then fly down the women's necessity aisle doing about 30, grabbing what's needed in one smooth motion, then keep going. Head for the chip aisle and throw a few bags in quickly to cover them up.

Then buy a case of beer and head for the checkout.

The key is to know where the 'proper' brand is located. If you need to make a few lower speed fly by's down that aisle to locate the right ones that's ok. Just don't stand there and gawk.

[crossbow]

I really don't think the cashier gives a care. If they did then so what? I am obviously not buying them for myself.

[Pants]

I never understood the stigma associated with it. Why does it deserve ridicule? I have never had any issues buying them.

[Okie_Apparition]

She has to buy your hand cream. What is the problem?

[BigMeatballDave]

There are at least 12 guys who voted here that should surrender their man-cards.

[Red Beans]

I see some guys trying to bury the pads at the bottom of their basket in hopes nobody will see them, like its some kind of shame. I grab the pads, hold em high and do a victory lap around the store, sort of like a 'she ain't pregnant' victory lap.


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