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As I sit in my house sipping tea and sucking on halls while I still have the chills. what advice do you legendary know it alls on CP have for me? maybe a smoked brisket? or throw myself in the smoker? let me know.
Bugeater
02-23-2011, 05:49 PM
A nice hot cup of antifreeze.
Donger
02-23-2011, 05:50 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I would think not getting the virus in the first place would be a good start.
DaneMcCloud
02-23-2011, 05:51 PM
As I sit in my house sipping tea and sucking on halls while I still have the chills. what advice do you legendary know it alls on CP have for me? maybe a smoked brisket? or throw myself in the smoker? let me know.
Zinc is your friend.
I only get a cold/flu maybe once or twice every few years but if I feel one coming, I start pounding Source Naturals Wellness capsules and I swear, it's gone in 24 hours.
http://www.amazon.com/Source-Naturals-Wellness-Formula-Capsules/dp/B000GFSVI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298504992&sr=8-1
blaise
02-23-2011, 05:51 PM
A shot of whisky, a glass of orange juice, and sleep.
I'm not a doctor, but I would think not getting the virus in the first place would be a good start.
Kids. I was getting mauled by a 5 year old and he no doubt spawned on me.
Zinc is your friend.
I only get a cold/flu maybe once or twice every few years but if I feel one coming, I start pounding Source Naturals Wellness capsules and I swear, it's gone in 24 hours.
http://www.amazon.com/Source-Naturals-Wellness-Formula-Capsules/dp/B000GFSVI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298504992&sr=8-1
Thanks Dane, I never get sick either. I think this is the first time I have got this in 20 years.
Bwana
02-23-2011, 05:55 PM
Black Elderberry extract, now that you have it. You should have been taking vitamin D and you likely wouldn't have caught it.
Adept Havelock
02-23-2011, 05:55 PM
I'd suggest a glass of whiskey with a Nyquill shot. And sleep, lots of sleep.
Hang in there.
Donger
02-23-2011, 05:57 PM
Kids. I was getting mauled by a 5 year old and he no doubt spawned on me.
Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"
I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.
Black Elderberry extract, now that you have it. You should have been taking vitamin D and you likely wouldn't have caught it.
I usually take vitamin c and tylenol at night and in the morning when I feel a sore throat starting. but this thing has kicked my ass in 18 hours.
Bugeater
02-23-2011, 05:58 PM
Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"
I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.
Thanks for sharing that! I think I'm going to go projectile puke now.
Donger
02-23-2011, 05:59 PM
Thanks for sharing that! I think I'm going to go projectile puke now.
You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.
DaneMcCloud
02-23-2011, 06:00 PM
Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"
I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.
Yeah, the last time I got sick, my 2 year-old sneezed directly into my open mouth a day before.
Good times.
Bugeater
02-23-2011, 06:03 PM
You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.
I am, but he has moved beyond the filth-spreading age and is now a creepy teenager.
I am, but he has moved beyond the filth-spreading age and is now a creepy teenager.
Im gonna come out there and put a bowl over that kids head and give him a moe howard hair cut..lol.. he does have an awesome birthday date though ;) so he gets a little break from me
You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.
:Lin:
Captain Obvious
02-23-2011, 07:10 PM
I'm just getting over that crap...I was out of commission for 3 days. Barely got out of bed.
bevischief
02-23-2011, 07:14 PM
Lots of alcohol,cold meds and time off.
Well, after 2 weeks and - almost 20lb's. I wouldn't wish this shit on anybody.
I am finally feeling ok.
I'm gonna go with medicine, Jim.
mikeyis4dcats.
03-09-2011, 06:12 PM
the flu sucks, and you can't end it early, but Theraflu, nasty as it is, at least makes me FEEL better.
I'm gonna go with medicine, Jim.
LOL! I went to the doctor today and he scribed me these horse pill antibiotics just to be sure I dont have pneumonia. I am feeling much better now.
bevischief
03-09-2011, 07:44 PM
shots lots of shots...
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