***Official ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year National Championship Thread***

[Frazod]

Here it is, kids. The main event. AN EPIC DOUCHE-OFF FOR THE AGES!

They need no introduction. We know who they are, we know what they did. Now it is up to you to crown the NATIONAL CHAMPION DOUCHE.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

[Hammock Parties]

See you in hell, Tom.

[KurtCobain]

YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WebGem]

What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?

[Bugeater]

What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?
Norman Einstein.

[Rams Fan]

See you in hell, Tom.

LMAO Not even you could beat the mighty douche.

[luv]

What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?

Which one?

[Shogun]

Which one?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/schwartzo/blakckid.gif

[WebGem]

Which one?

Dunno. Somehow that name just doesn't look familiar to me at all. I did vote for him though.

[Al Bundy]

Dunno. Somehow that name just doesn't look familiar to me at all. I did vote for him though.

I have gone back and looked at his posts and he is a real shithead.

[Reaper16]

Mecca has at least brought value to the board at points. Tom Ca$h has never done that.

[WebGem]

Can we do a poll where we pick the member we'd most like to give a big hug so I can vote for Rams Fan?

[Sassy Squatch]

http://totalobscurity.com/wp-content/images/DoucheBag.jpg

[Dave Lane]

This isn't even gonna be close. I predict a 1st round KO.

[Reerun_KC]

Pretty weak championship....

We need to be able to vote for both....

[Reerun_KC]

I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Hell I was a member of the old star board back in 1995 and on when I was stationed at Tinker in OKC... Still dont remember or know the guy...

[Gonzo]

When Mecca comes back to give us all his draft predictions and call anyone who disagrees with him a moron, he's going to be awfully depressed if he's not the douchampion.
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[Al Bundy]

I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Hell I was a member of the old star board back in 1995 and on when I was stationed at Tinker in OKC... Still dont remember or know the guy...

I didn't know who he was either, I just went back and looked at his posts and as I said earlier in the thread he is a shithead.

[Sofa King]

Holy shit, this is an ass kicking...



just as i predicted... muuaahhhhHHHHHH!!!!

[Mr. Plow]

You should have saved your time and just crowned Norman from the get go. I'd be afraid to see the person that could beat him in a "being a douche" contest.

[kstater]

One is an all-around douche.

The other pulled the biggest douche move of the year. Hating every move that the Chiefs make then dissapearing when they start winning.

[Rooster]

I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years......

I don't know who this Norman person is either. It looks like he has a lot of fans though. :evil:

[DaFace]

I don't know who this Norman person is either. It looks like he has a lot of fans though. :evil:

Tom Cash
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[Chiefnj2]

I voted Mecca. Tom is mentally unstable. Mecca pulled some ultimate d-bag moves - pretending to be a Chiefs fan so he could say he was smarter than Pioli and then turning tail when the team overachieved. Cowardly and d-baggy.

[Frazod]

I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Seems longer..... :)

[dirk digler]

It was a tough decision for me because Mecca did pull the ultimate douchebag move.

But I had to go with Tom because of the fact he can't take a hint and leave for good.

Plus Mecca does bring value to the board or at least he did before he pussied out.

[Pushead2]

I voted for Mecca because he has that homo Red Wings avatar. Turd.

[Rooster]

This thread smells of vinegar and water.

[Frazod]

The vote is still closer than I thought it would be. FWIW, I don't think I actually voted for Mecca until the Final Four round. Sure he's a douche, but he's never bothered me all that much.

The results of these polls has definitely been educational. It is interesting to know who really gets under the skin of the majority of active posters. Some of the results have been surprising. And some, not so much. :D

I think this should be an annual off season event. I have also commissioned ClayWhit to design a championship trophy - the coveted Vasingil!

[Mr. Plow]

I think this should be an annual off season event. I have also commissioned ClayWhit to design a championship trophy - the coveted Vasingil!

Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.

[Ming the Merciless]

weak Championship...

I am abstaining.....

Disappointed in all of these

[Frazod]

Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.

Considering how fond our mods are of Tom, I somehow doubt that will be a problem. :evil:

[Bewbies]

I can't believe the voting is as close as it is.

[Bewbies]

It was a tough decision for me because Mecca did pull the ultimate douchebag move.

But I had to go with Tom because of the fact he can't take a hint and leave for good.

Plus Mecca does bring value to the board or at least he did before he pussied out.

Ok, what's the ultimate douchebag move Mecca pulled? (this is my first visit into the d-bag threads)

[Mr. Plow]

Considering how fond our mods are of Tom, I somehow doubt that will be a problem. :evil:


I'd mail someone a check for $20 to make it happen.

[The Franchise]

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[Sofa King]

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LMAO LMAO LMAO

[suzzer99]

http://totalobscurity.com/wp-content/images/DoucheBag.jpg

Needs chinstrap beard imo. Also Affliction-ish shirt would be better than the one pictured.

[Frazod]

Needs chinstrap beard imo. Also Affliction-ish shirt would be better than the one pictured.

That's a pretty old picture, IIRC. The douche is dated.

[Thig Lyfe]

weak Championship...

I am abstaining.....

Disappointed in all of these

You'll do better next year, I'm sure.

[Mr. Laz]

Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.omg ... please make mecca do this!!

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Damn. What a blow out.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.

[Gonzo]

The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.
Well, Mecca predicted he would win this competition in a land-slide so...

Hey! He's the new CoMo!
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[kysirsoze]

The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.

First, he did show up a couple times and made the excuse that he was too busy to post on CP much. May be BS, but at least he showed briefly.

Second, he didn't show up and talk shit when the Chiefs shit the bed in the playoffs. THAT would have upped his Douche stock considerably.

[Hammock Parties]

Our trophy presentation is soon...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Our trophy presentation is soon...

Meccatron interrupts:

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[dirk digler]

Ok, what's the ultimate douchebag move Mecca pulled? (this is my first visit into the d-bag threads)

Has been for years bashing every move the Chiefs make and then when they started winning he decided to drop off the face of the earth.

This from a guy that claims he is a Chiefs fan..

[Frazod]

Our trophy presentation is soon...

I can't post them until it's official, but Clay has outdone himself this time..... holy fuck. :evil:

[Hammock Parties]

lol @ Leonard Nimoy doing robot voices.

Fucking sellout.

[Rams Fan]

52 minutes.

[Gonzo]

What are we going to call this award?
The douchie?
the bronze bag?

Anyone have any ideas?
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[Hammock Parties]

What are we going to call this award?
The douchie?
the bronze bag?

Anyone have any ideas?
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Frazod already coined "The Vasingil"

[Chiefs Pantalones]

So does the winner get a gatorade bath, or a douching in the butthole?

[Rams Fan]

Assuming Norman Einstein wins this, what will ClayWhit do to celebrate?

[Hammock Parties]

Assuming Norman Einstein wins this, what will ClayWhit do to celebrate?

Just wait for the trophy presentation...

[Rams Fan]

Just wait for the trophy presentation...

Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just wait for the trophy presentation...

Yes, I'm actually going to take a break from doing work to log back on and see what Clay does.

He's the straw that stirs the drink.

[Hammock Parties]

Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

Nah, it's pretty tame...just some music, words and graphics...and a quick meme.

[Frazod]

Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

Not disgusting - masterful.

Don't go to bed, kids - you don't want to miss this.

[Rams Fan]

Nah, it's pretty tame...just some music, words and graphics...and a quick meme.

**** YES!

[DaFace]

So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

[Frazod]

So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

Yes, but you've got to put the trophy picture in his avatar and lock it.

I'll forward it to you in a PM.... :evil:

[Rams Fan]

So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

Do it! LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

You need to let Tom out so he can wear the trophy like a scarlet letter all year.

[DaFace]

You need to let Tom out so he can wear the trophy like a scarlet letter all year.

Eh, I can change it, but I can't prevent him from changing it right back.

[Frazod]

Eh, I can change it, but I can't prevent him from changing it right back.

Bummer. At least it'll be there for a while, though.

[Okie_Apparition]

Can we do a poll where we pick the member we'd most like to give a big hug so I can vote for Rams Fan?

If you could only hug him, you have more discipline than me.

[Dave Lane]

How about changing his username to Norman Douchestein?

[Rams Fan]

IT'S TIME!!!11!1

[Bugeater]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/izwdaq.jpg

[Chiefs Pantalones]

If you're a runner-up douche, are you a generic douche?

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.laerenmisha.com/Torz/wookieesofwar/images/deathstar.gif

[Rams Fan]

Well done, ClayWhit, well done.

[Dave Lane]

So where is it?

[Sassy Squatch]

Look on the main page.