Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

[Direckshun]

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me awayyyyyyyyyyyy

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and and then I'll love you truuuulyyyyy
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play 'til we're blown awayyyyyy

[Hammock Parties]

And now, the sound of John Denver, being strangled.

You came on my pillooooooooooooow-

*yrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg*

[Direckshun]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimanuel Kant was a real pissant who was vary rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlosed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

[Direckshun]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimanuel Kant was a real pissant who was vary rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlosed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half pint of shanty was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristolte was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a buggar when he's pissed...

[Hammock Parties]

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land!

You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand!

Amen!

[fletch]

intresting post haha

[Adept Havelock]

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!