Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the worst song of all time: Rebecca Black's "Friday"

[Reaper16]

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Snark away, peoples. 'Cuz, my God is this an impressive shitfest.

[OnTheWarpath15]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2gwgp4j.jpg

[88TG88]

wtf did I just listen too

ffs, shes not even hot

[Sofa King]

ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole fucking thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...

[DeezNutz]

Gotta make my mind up...
Which seat can I take?!!?

It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!! LMAO LMAO.

[Reaper16]

fun fun fun fun

[Reaper16]

"Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards."

I need that line as a ringtone for my weekend alarms.

[OnTheWarpath15]

http://cdn.theurbandaily.com/files/2010/04/ice-cube-wants-to-do-another-Friday.jpg

[Skyy God]

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[blaise]

I was looking to see if someone had made a fake twitter account for her this morning, but I couldn't find one. Too bad.

[Rain Man]

The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

[KCUnited]

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Rock N Poll: Round 1, Heat 26 for sure.

[Fish]

I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

[Just Passin' By]

I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

As long as you only do it on Friday, you're ok.

[Predarat]

Its not the worst, I rate it worse then Bruce Springsteen, but better then Bob Dylan.

[TinyEvel]

The lyrics are so remedial I am pretty sure this song was originally written for the Wiggles.

And who's the dude in the car following the school bus? :eek:

[Donger]

She's sounds like a female Yoda with a speech impediment.

[Jethopper]

Did that Black 30 something just say "I see a school bus...tick tock... Makes me wanna scream!" I mean what the f

[Reaper16]

That guy in the CG car is a pedophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.

[Tribal Warfare]

who's producer's daughter is this Dane? :D

[Buck]

ROFL OMG

WE WE WE WE WE WE SO EXCITED

[Saul Good]

The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

Sweet Caroline because that's the first song every time. (Unless you're a fat girl who has a pretty good voice, and then you would do Black Velvet for some unknown reason.)

[Jethopper]

We used to rock this one at parties...<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/skE_OLf_V4c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Saul Good]

fun fun fun fun > #winning

[-King-]

Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus....I see my friiiiiiiiieeeend!


ROFL ROFL

[FAX]

I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards


FAX

[-King-]

It's even more ridiculous that theres only one available seat in the car. ...unless she's going to sit on the gear shift which would certainly be interesting.

[KCUnited]

I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards


FAX

Lyrics by Adam Teicher

[Buck]

Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal

Sounds like what I do when I get high too. Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW

[MOhillbilly]

jerome bettis rappin.

[keg in kc]

That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

[-King-]

The US is going to send some engineers to Japan to work on the nuclear reactor. But first they must figure out the bigger problem: Which seat in the car should the top engineers sit in?

[FAX]

That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

I don't listen to "pop" music anymore. Frankly, I'd rather press my ear against a Kodiak Bear's ass while he farts than listen to most pop stuff.

Still, Mr. Reaper16 is pretty much dead-on with this deal. This is possibly the worst song ever conceived. If Mozart were still alive, I have no doubt whatsoever that he would hire some dude from New Jersey to arrange for this girl to eat a hand grenade.

FAX

[Reaper16]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz7fo4NE61qbg3ylo1_500.gif

[Reaper16]

That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.
Oh, yes it is. I am familiar with radio pop. This song is atonal, had no regard for melody, and is the worst example of lyricism in history.

[Buck]

WTF is that Paula Dean?

[siberian khatru]

EVERYBODY'S WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND!

[MOhillbilly]

BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!

[siberian khatru]

The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them.

That was my reaction when I heard it: It's atonal so any gawky 12-year-old girl can sing it.

Now how can you make an insightful comment like that, but not recognize the musical brilliance (and historical significance) of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"?

[Reaper16]

BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!
Jerome Bettis can't get enough of them 13 year old white girls. He wants one for the thumb.

[Reaper16]

By comparison, the musical stylings of Ke$ha look as classic as the catalogue of Ella Fitzgerald.

[listopencil]

Wow. Now I know what it feels like to want to punch a girl. Thanks Reaper.

[Frazod]

It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB FUCKING DYLAN. :#

[Fish]

It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB FUCKING DYLAN. :#

Well..........

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7491958&postcount=9

[DMAC]

She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/content/worst_tattoo_ever.jpg

[Buck]

She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/content/worst_tattoo_ever.jpg

LMAO

[Buck]

Heres the pic

http://i.imgur.com/XqDkQ.jpg

[Stewie]

What are you people talking about? The black guy in the car gives this street cred, totally!

[Reaper16]

Thank God for 4Chan:

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

There's some insightful shit in there.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We so, so, excited, excited
We gonna have a ball today!

Fun fun fun fun

[listopencil]

I just showed it to my fifteen year old daughter. I asked her for her opinion "in a nutshell". She said," In a nutshell? It's like someone drilled a hole in a nutshell, filled it with poop, threw it, and it landed on the internet."

[DJ's left nut]

I submit:

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[suzzer99]

With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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[Oregon chief]

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These guys are becoming my favorite music group fail of all time.

[Oregon chief]

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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

[Reaper16]

I submit:

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With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no fucking way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like fucking King Crimson.

[tk13]

You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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[Reaper16]

You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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That's a worse music video. I'd vote for that for worst music video ever. The song itself is pretty competent compared to "Friday." 100% generic and no better than garage-band in quality but an honest performance.

[tk13]

Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

[|Zach|]

Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

Exactly. She gives us fact based information.

[Oso]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[gblowfish]

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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

I kinda dig this. Very Dieter on Sprokets-esque.

[-King-]

I submit:

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Fuck no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

[Reaper16]

Fuck no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.
For real. I heard that song and thought it was actually pretty good as far as bubblegum pop goes.

[cdcox]

I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

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[unothadeal]

fried egg fried egg

[kysirsoze]

I submit:

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That could make it in the "Worst song that some people actually like" category, but it doesn't compare to Friday in overall badness. I wonder what it's like to release a song that is so bad it's INSTANTLY an internet meme. At least Rick Astley had a few years before people destroyed his reputation.

[Simply Red]

I will give you my impression in a moment.

This is shitty and low-down creepy, too -->> http://tinyurl.com/yf3qbjg


I had to tell you before I forgot. I'll get to OP now!

Neil Sedaka was a major creep.

[Simply Red]

I viewed it, I have to say; I hope she runs into an AIDS tree.

[bowener]

http://www.prettybeats.com/images/crazyfrog.jpg

[suzzer99]

I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm going to go ahead an assume you didn't listen to all of Shut Up since you are still sane enough to make this post.

Edit: Ok I just listened to Friday. Honestly I didn't feel I needed to since I was 100% sure Shut Up could never be topped (bottomed?). Also it's a giant PITA to get my headphones out at work. But OP wins. I concede.

[bowener]

This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup. There needs to be response videos to this shit.

[Bugeater]

I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

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I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

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[JD10367]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

[Bump]

I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their retarded music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS!

[FAX]

I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

I agree, that was a ground-breaking recording, actually.

Not bad for an Irishman and an Oklahoma boy.

FAX

[Ebolapox]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT! :p

[Bambi]

I raise you.....







....."my jeans"





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[Bambi]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

I think the grown men sitting around producing these songs have more to worry about than we do.

[KcMizzou]

I first heard this when they were skewering it on a local radio station. It sounded like one of those "Kids Bop" covers... I thought maybe I just didn't know the original song.

[Simply Red]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

I have a life, I still hate her.

[Reaper16]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.
I'm not ripping apart her so much as I am the Ark Music Factory people who wrote this terrible song and coaxed out her robotic performance.

[Pablo]

Fuck you Reaper.

Fuck you for ever letting me know a song like that existed.

[Pablo]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.*White Knight* Preserver and savior of all things "women" in real life and the internet.

Congrats.

[ChiefsCountry]

These Ark Music guys are freaking geniouses. Take rich kids and turn them into You Tube idiots and make money off of them.

[FAX]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

You are quite correct, Mr. JD10367. Our behavior in this thread has been both unseemly and immature. After all, it's merely a song and, as you say, the girl is only 13 years old.

Now that we've settled that, let us hope she never sees 14.

FAX

[58kcfan89]

Oh. My. Christ.

This is amazing. Apparently that video had 3 million hits yesterday & it's well over 7 mil right now. Yeesh.

[Reaper16]

Oh. My. Christ.

This is amazing. Apparently that video had 3 million hits yesterday & it's well over 7 mil right now. Yeesh.
It's the kind of universally-recognizable suckage that can galvanize a nation. It's how America works: in order to distract us from the tragedy in Japan, we collectively turn to an even bigger tragedy.

[DaneMcCloud]

Unfortunately, Melodyne and Autotune have made it possible for people that cannot sing to actually find an audience.

It bothered me nearly 15 years ago when Jennifer Lopez's engineer told me it took him 40 hours to Auto Tune her vocals for each song on her debut record but today, I just don't care.

If people somehow find enjoyment in these over-produced and severely under-talented performers, I am not one to judge.

[Baby Lee]

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[Frazod]

Fuck you Reaper.

Fuck you for ever letting me know a song like that existed.

Jesus, you should have known better. I'm not clicking on any of this shit. I don't need any new godawful songs to get randomly stuck in my head.

[Reaper16]

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Yes!

Fallon should be doing a Neil Young version of "Friday" by the end of the week, one would think. Gotta' strike while the iron is hot.

[DMAC]

Jesus, you should have known better. I'm not clicking on any of this shit. I don't need any new godawful songs to get randomly stuck in my head.

Nothing will ever beat, ENTER THE NINJA.

[Saccopoo]

You know, I had a whole shit ton of "I got this by a mile" worst songs ever prepared for this thread. Goddamn if the OP didn't kick the ass out of it. Rep. That was, if not the,one of the worst songs ever. I sat there watching that shit, and I was like Indica stoned couched locked. Gruel running out of my open mouth...I couldn't move, so was I amazed at the utter stupidity of that song.

I'll throw this out, but it's not as bad as "Friday.":
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[Saccopoo]

This one as well:
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[Saccopoo]

versus:
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Spock can't sing for shit.

[HoneyBadger]

That's a catchy song, with helpful lyrics. I'm not seeing the problem with it...

[Deberg_1990]

If people somehow find enjoyment in these over-produced and severely under-talented performers, I am not one to judge.

Pretty much how i feel. Pure garbage to me, but im not the intended audience either.

It appears this video is the "joke of the internet" for the week, so i have hope for the human race after all.

[KC2004]

http://www.billboard.com/column/viralvideos/rebecca-black-s-friday-a-viral-sensation-1005073092.story#/column/viralvideos/rebecca-black-s-friday-a-viral-sensation-1005073092.story

For those not in the know by now, Black is just one of a number of wannabe pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory. The "factory" holds casting calls for young teen girls, and if you're what they're looking for, you're flown to Los Angeles, where you're written a "hit" single, record it and make a music video.

[Baby Lee]

At 5:15pm on March 14, 2011, LancerPancer said…
You're song "Friday" is inspirational. Period.
It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it's educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it's fun (even repeats the word "fun").

[Skyy God]

Ark Music Factory uses comic sans. That's all I need to know about the enterprise.

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/feature/2011/03/14/rebecca_black_friday_horror/index.html

[Baby Lee]

I think that the pressing question posed is;

Did they want to push this out to the masses so urgently that a pulsing whitehead on her cheek didn't matter,

or

Was this the clearest her complexion had been in the past 6 months.

[Fat Elvis]

FOR BOB DOLE

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[Valiant]

Saw this last week. First thing I thought of was LT should do a song with her horrible ass.

Black guy is a pedo.

Hopefully this was a jr. High project that retarded kids wrote. Shit was awful, hopefully her parents did not pay for it. That shit is a groundable offense til she is 18.

[Baby Lee]

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OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL

What's the name of your song?

It's kind of a play on words.  It's called Armor but it's spelled A-R-M-O-U-R.

I started rapping before I could talk

ROFL anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.

[Delano]

http://i.imgur.com/Ovel0.jpg

[Reaper16]

OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL
What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

[Baby Lee]

What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

Edited.

[Predarat]

Saw this last week. First thing I thought of was LT should do a song with horrible ass.

Black guy is a pedo.

Hopefully this was a jr. High project that retarded kids wrote. Shit was awful, hopefully her parents did not pay for it. That shit is a groundable offense til she is 18.

I don't understand why the hell they even through in that Black pedo? It was a horrible video as it was then they did that and just made it damn creepy as well as horrible. The whole thing is WTF.

[Reaper16]

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OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL





ROFL anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.
I suppose that it is possible that Ark Music Factory can write a song worse than "Friday." They did, after all, write "Friday."

I've been scouring through the painful catalog of Ark Music Factory on YouTube. So far, its been a bunch of terrible pop songs. Nothing else so far reaches the level of ineptitude and banality that "Friday" does.

[QuikSsurfer]

ROFL holy hell

[Dallas Chief]

This is either a total Borat style prank or some seriously twisted pedo-fap material.

[Molitoth]

I f*cking hate the music industry. May everyone associated with this trash burn in hell.

[ChiefsCountry]

Like I said Ark Music takes spoiled rich girls, takes their parents money and produces a music video for them. Its a perfect money making plan.

[Ultra Peanut]

THE BEAT IS FIRE

[Stinger]

Heres the pic

http://i.imgur.com/XqDkQ.jpg

Always thought that Tattoo looked like Slayer here on CP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/attachment.jpg


:D

[QuikSsurfer]

you can tell they used harmonizers, auto tune, reverb, and an ass load of eq and her voice and it's still annoying as fuck

[Deberg_1990]

Pa-ty-in, Pa-ty-in, YEA! Pa-ty-in, Pa-ty-in, YEA!

[Reaper16]

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

I better get to bed. In the morning I gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.

[Ebolapox]

http://i.imgur.com/Ovel0.jpg

ROFL

[Reaper16]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/106/423/original/tumblr_li54l6zuwz1qa72nyo1_400.gif?1300293173

[Archie Bunker]

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I made it 5 minutes 38 secs

[FAX]

Hey guys!!!

It's Friday!!!!

EDIT: Thursday!!!

FAX

[Reaper16]

Hey guys!!!

It's Friday!!!!

EDIT: Thursday!!!

FAX
WE
WE
WE
WE SO EXCITED!

[kysirsoze]

I made it 5 minutes 38 secs

Is your soul still intact??

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

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[Psyko Tek]

THAT FUCKIN' DOES IT
NO MORE AUTOTUNE
this needs outlawed
users of it need to be hunted down and killed in horrendous matters

if you can't sing don't sing
I don't care how good you suck cock babe

[kysirsoze]

I completely forgot about this song. It still doesn't take the title from "Friday" but it is as close as anything I've seen....


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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[ZootedGranny]

THE BEAT IS FIRE

This comment is killing me for some reason.

[BigRock]

There's not enough love being shown for this girl. What a talent.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hoioid.jpg

[thebrad84]

I love how the 35 year old is pimpin it in a cloth-seat car. That's big time right there..

[ReynardMuldrake]

I completely forgot about this song. It still doesn't take the title from "Friday" but it is as close as anything I've seen....


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No, that's the dumbest song ever written. Different contest.

I feel compelled to post the lyrics. They're even dumber written down, if that's even possible.

The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ****ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
****ing rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

[Donger]

I think the biggest mystery is why her friends picked her up in a personal vehicle at a bus stop. What happened to the bus?

[Sofa King]

over 12 million views and ratings have been disabled.

LMAO

[Chiefnj2]

She was in the top 100 itunes downloads as of this morning.

[Rain Man]

I think the biggest mystery is why her friends picked her up in a personal vehicle at a bus stop. What happened to the bus?


The bus was merely a metaphor.

You have to read deeper into the meaning of songs than the mere words. Songs are complex. In fact, if someone can dig up the lyrics to this one maybe we can all analyze it together.

[Rain Man]

Okay, here are the lyrics. Let's start analyzing.

I'll start with the first stanza, in red. Obviously it's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).



(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-black-friday-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Donger]

She!? She specifically mentions a bus stop.

[kysirsoze]

The good thing about this song being a generic piece of shit is it can't stay stuck in most people's head for more than five minutes or so. Otherwise there would have probably been a startling number of suicides since this song was released.

Note: If you are one of the unlucky ones who were able to grasp this haunting melody and carry it with you, may God have mercy on your soul.

[Donger]

Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)

So, she is trying to say "with" and it came out "wit'"?

[big nasty kcnut]

Oh rain man that easy the song is about getting raped in the ass with a soldering iron while listening to this shitty song.

[Deberg_1990]

My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

[Donger]

Oh rain man that easy the song is about getting raped in the ass with a soldering iron while listening to this shitty song.

I think you should create a song and make a video of it.

[Donger]

My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

Because it's hard to be partyin', partyin', yeah!, with a seat belt on.

[ArrowheadMagic]

WE
WE
WE
WE SO EXCITED!

We gonna have a ball to day

[Rain Man]

Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Halfcan]

ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole ****ing thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...

Yep will probably win-Song of the Year, Artist of the year, artist of the decade and lifetime achievement-at the Grammys.

plus she is being voted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame this week!!

[ArrowheadMagic]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Mr. Laz]

ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole fucking thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...i blame snookie

[Mr. Laz]

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[gblowfish]

OK, here's two that are guaranteed to stunt a stiffie:

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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

Those are some profound lyrics right there LMAO

Fun Fun Fun Fun

[Lzen]

I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm assuming you meant "and not think it worse". But I agree. Those 2 songs aren't that bad. Although Whip My Hair has some dumb lyrics, too.

[Lzen]

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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

Good night. :doh!:That guy needs to stop shopping at Baby Gap for t-shirts.

[Rain Man]

Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Obviously, this is about self-determination. Will she ride in the back seat and let others guide her life, or will she sit in the front seat and lead a purposeful life?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Lzen]

I raise you.....







....."my jeans"





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Eh, I'm guessing that this is just a case of the fact that you aren't the target demographic. Yes, the subject and lyrics are nonsense. But I can just about guarantee that my 9 year old daughter would love this song.

[Donger]

Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

[Just Passin' By]

Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

The ultimate answer is 42


I just hope Rain Main doesn't discover the Ultimate Question.

[Lzen]

OK, here's two that are guaranteed to stunt a stiffie:


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That first one sucks and she is fugly. Sure she's ugly, too. But the 2nd woman can actually sing.

[The Franchise]

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

This coming from the guy who only posts sexual innuendos when he's on here. You're a grown man, sitting around on the Internet, making sexual comments about every actress/model/porn star out there. Get a fucking life, for crissake.

[Baby Lee]

Credit to Delano, but this has to be here too.

http://i.imgur.com/yfjdn.gif

[Deberg_1990]

Ill anxiously await the Limp Biskit remake. Thats gonna rock.

[Valiant]

Sigh..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1949594

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[L.A. Chieffan]

Its almost FRIIIIDAY, FRIIIIDAY, GOOTA GEET DOWN FOR FRIIIDAY

[Saccopoo]

Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

No, not really. After unearthing the epiphany about self-determination, there is nothing else that Rain provides. No pithy commentary about the egalitarian unification that RB is mandating, no social speculation about the token inclusion of the colored gentleman at the very "end" of the video/song...

It's my opinion that Rainman "disappeared" at the point of unearthing the self-determination thing. I think just reading and trying to analyze the lyrics is a gateway to Hell. Rain is now most likely sitting in a black leather speedo, chained to a leg of Liberace's piano, lubricating the pedals as the pianist serenades Mephistopheles.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Does everyone know what day it is? It's Friday, Friday! Partyin! Partyin! YEAH! Partyin Partyin! YEAH! Fun fun fun fun! Everyone lookin forward to the weekend!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I see my friends!

[HoneyBadger]

Does everyone know what day it is? It's Friday, Friday! Partyin! Partyin! YEAH! Partyin Partyin! YEAH! Fun fun fun fun! Everyone lookin forward to the weekend!

You beat me to posting this, asshole! Now you just gotta decide where to sit.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You beat me to posting this, asshole! Now you just gotta decide where to sit.

Which seat can I taaaake?

[Baby Lee]

No, not really. After unearthing the epiphany about self-determination, there is nothing else that Rain provides. No pithy commentary about the egalitarian unification that RB is mandating, no social speculation about the token inclusion of the colored gentleman at the very "end" of the video/song...

It's my opinion that Rainman "disappeared" at the point of unearthing the self-determination thing. I think just reading and trying to analyze the lyrics is a gateway to Hell. Rain is now most likely sitting in a black leather speedo, chained to a leg of Liberace's piano, lubricating the pedals as the pianist serenades Mephistopheles.

Thanks to your avvy, I now want to see Techno Viking dance to the Friday Song.

[QuikSsurfer]

bump

[Pablo]

bumpYah boi.

U no wut day it izzz..


FRIDAY.

[L.A. Chieffan]

yesterday was thursday

[Mr. Plow]

Tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards.

[The Franchise]

yesterday was thursday

Tomorrow is Saturday.

[The Franchise]

Tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards.

You son of a bitch. :banghead:

[Donger]

I let my son ride in the front passenger seat of my car for the first time yesterday. I looked at him and said, "Would you like to be kickin' it in the front seat!?"

Him: "What's wrong with you?"

[Deberg_1990]

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

[Predarat]

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

That part of the video is sooo creepy, holy shit!

[Buck]

Fuck yeah.

We we we bout to have so much fun!
We we we so excited!

ITS FRIDAY!

[munkey]

....ugh....I can't believe I watched it again....It's so bad it's almost entertaining..

[Reaper16]

My housemate did a DJ set at a packed local bar last night. He played this song at midnight, replete with airhorn noises and screeching eagle sounds. The people who were in on it were laughing and trolling the rest of the bar, who looked around with horror at each other. It is universally recognizable as a shitty song, even to drunk people.

[HoneyBadger]

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She apparently thinks the song is great.

[munkey]

Holly Shit Balls...The freak'n Today Show just showed a clip of this video...

[HoneyBadger]

Holly Shit Balls...The freak'n Today Show just showed a clip of this video...

Wow you wake up late.

[Predarat]

Im sure the Today show liked it and chastized anyone who made fun of or was critical of it.

[Saccopoo]

She apparently thinks the song is great.

She's 13. She don't know squat.

However, with over 16 million YouTube hits, she's a freakin' rock star. She's recently been on Good Morning America, The Today Show and a plethora of other news casts and interviews. As a 13 year old.

She'll be dating Justin Bieber in a month, have her own Disney show inside the next six months and be doing Saturday Night Live and Jay Leno and SXSW all within the year.

Biggest club hit of 2011. Reaper's already started it down that path.

She could play this one out for a decade plus.

And I defy anyone to convince me that her song is any worse than:

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RB is a freakin' ROCK STAR!

[FAX]

This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

[Just Passin' By]

This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.

[Saccopoo]

Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.

You know your singing it/humming it right now. You all know you are.

[88TG88]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/259599582.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1300475668&Signature=Sl%2BPXlyO6hrpS6zLxDFkZA%2BrULw%3D

[Just Passin' By]

You know your singing it/humming it right now. You all know you are.

Actually, Mr. Fax's post has Snoopy vs. Red Baron going through my head.
"Curses, foiled again!".

[kysirsoze]

Im sure the Today show liked it and chastized anyone who made fun of or was critical of it.

Honestly I'm sure a lot of people took it way too far. It is the internet after all. If anything, I would blast Ark Music Factory for this catastrophe. They threw her under the bus by releasing this piece of shit.

[Baby Lee]

This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

ROFL ROFL - reminds me of Carolla's great bit on how Ray Steven's commercials have all these wacky songs, then has to get somber for a moment to note 'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Heee heee, we got!!! Gitarzan [squeet deedly-ee], we got Ahab the Arab!!! here comes THE STREAK!!! ETHEL DON"T LOOK!!!!! . . . .

'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Then there's The Mississippi Squirrel Revival [wahnt dahnt dahhh!!!]

[Predarat]

This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

Guitarzan was a damn good song. Guitarzan and his jungle band They're all you can stand Give 'em a hand Guitarzan!

[Saccopoo]

Honestly I'm sure a lot of people took it way too far. It is the internet after all. If anything, I would blast Ark Music Factory for this catastrophe. They threw her under the bus by releasing this piece of shit.

I don't know what people are expecting from this. It's a 13 year old girl being produced by a record house that is dedicated to pumping out generic kiddie pop. It's exactly what it is intended to be.

This ain't Mozart folks.

[Rain Man]

Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Obviously, this is about self-determination. Will she ride in the back seat and let others guide her life, or will she sit in the front seat and lead a purposeful life?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

This is about death. Friday represents the end stages of our life, akin to the end stages of the week, and then she talks about "getting down" (dying). Everyone is looking forward to death. It completes the initial birth/life/death cycle of the early stanzas.

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[RaiderH8r]

I fucking weep.

[Chief Chief]

My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

Hey!..HEY!..HEY!!

Do any of 'em have iPods or Nintendos?
Do any of 'em have a cell phone in their hands?
Do any of 'em smoke a doobie?
Do any of 'em collect thousands of dollars in bonuses from our government while their company is filing for bankruptcy?

Give 'em alot of credit for doing without any of this stuff during the shooting of this soon-to-be-classic video. C'mon, let's hear it!

[Chief Chief]

Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

These final lines are obviously taken virtually directly from a quote by Claythan and refer to his excitement about his next sexual conquest.

[Chief Chief]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

At the risk of sounding redundant: Just when the hell is Whensday??

[Chief Chief]

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA T-BONE THE BUS AND ALL DIE!!!

[Chief Chief]

Based on the following observation...

The two girls in the car (at the bus stop) AND Rebecca Black have zits near their noses...

...the lyrics should be revised to the following:

You know what zit is
I got zit, you got zit
My zit lives day and night
I got zit, you got zit
Now you know zit

[Reaper16]

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[Quesadilla Joe]

Yesterday was Thursday, I'm so glad it's Friday, Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Saturday, gonna have some fun, fun, fun LOLhttps://twitter.com/TimTebow/status/48863201756061696

[Sassy Squatch]

Wow.... could Nickelback possibly be better?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb168/hollyfactorialTM/lulwut.jpg

[88TG88]

CHEA, ACOUSTIC TIME BITCHESSSSS !!!1!1!11

[Donger]

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Is that the creepy rapping guy? IN HER HOUSE?!

Run, Rebecca, RUN!!

[-King-]

Jesus! That bitch literally has NO singing ability.

[Buck]

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WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Rain Man]

Jesus! That bitch literally has NO singing ability.

In all serious, every time I hear her start singing my first gut reaction is that she's singing in a robot voice.

[-King-]

In all serious, every time I hear her start singing my first gut reaction is that she's singing in a robot voice.

ROFLROFL

[tk13]

I always think it's complete over-exaggeration when people complain about modern music, but the fact she got to perform this for ABC may be the end of music. Just shut it down.

[KcMizzou]

I always think it's complete over-exaggeration when people complain about modern music, but the fact she got to perform this for ABC may be the end of music. Just shut it down.LMAO

[Sassy Squatch]

Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/44/guy_screaming.gif

[Crush]

That song has so much depth and emotion. I want to see the basic premise transformed into a movie. A thriller about an insecure fourteen year-old girl looking forward to the weekend, while trying to evade a pedophile.

[Baby Lee]

WHAT IN THE FUCK
.

[FAX]

Good news, guys.

Garth just announced he's recording a duet with a previously undiscovered 12 year-old. Garth just wrote the song. It's called, "Onion Ring Day".

FAX

[Baby Lee]

Anyone else daydreaming about a glorious web redemption on Tosh.0 2012?

[Bump]

Anyone else daydreaming about a glorious web redemption on Tosh.0 2012?

yes, Tosh will rip this up.

[Baby Lee]

MST3K back in the consciousness. Tweet zero

http://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/46331722522042369#

[Delano]

There's not enough love being shown for this girl. What a talent.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hoioid.jpg

VERY! INDEED!

http://i.imgur.com/ce7it.gif

[Spicy McHaggis]

Apparently the song is in the top 30 on iTunes. STOP REWARDING THIS ATROCITY PEOPLE!!!

I guess she can ride all the way to the bank in the front or the back seat.

[Useful Idiot]

shit just got real

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Rebecca_Black_Tour.jpg?ggnoads

[Rausch]

MST3K back in the consciousness. Tweet zero

http://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/46331722522042369#

MUST make a glorious comeback!

[Rams Fan]

Now the song's stuck in my head.

****

And how the **** is someone her age able to drive a car without being into trouble?

[Predarat]

Awesome, Im headin down to the ATL on June 1 but wait a minute! Thats not a Friday, its Wednesday! And shouldn't that be more of a Spring tour? They can't even get that right!

[Rams Fan]

Also, could someone explain how this went viral?

[Rausch]

Also, could someone explain how this went viral?

12 year old kids need pr0n too...

[Useful Idiot]

Awesome, Im headin down to the ATL on June 1 but wait a minute! Thats not a Friday, its Wednesday! And shouldn't that be more of a Spring tour? They can't even get that right!

her tour manager is an idiot. back to back nights in Atlanta and Seattle?

We all knew she was surrounded by stupid people but dam...the logistics of that tour are hilarious.

[Predarat]

her tour manager is an idiot. back to back nights in Atlanta and Seattle?

We all knew she was surrounded by stupid people but dam...the logistics of that tour are hilarious.

Then back to Florida a few days later, it makes no sense at all, that company is just plain stupid.

[munkey]

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:facepalm:

God that's even worse...Friday "unplugged"....
:Lin:

[Reaper16]

Also, could someone explain how this went viral?
Because it is so bad that people can't believe it. It must be shared. Everyone must know, for our own protection. Its the same mental reasoning that explains why we teach our kids about poison, choking on things and life in Oakland.

[L.A. Chieffan]

strike while the irons hot

[Baby Lee]

Because it is so bad that people can't believe it. It must be shared. Everyone must know, for our own protection. Its the same mental reasoning that explains why we teach our kids about poison, choking on things and life in Oakland.

Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

[Reaper16]

Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard
That story may have simultaneously ruined NYC, Chinese takeout, and sexual intercourse for me.

[Rain Man]

Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard


Hmm. While it seems expensive, it's kind of a clever solution.

[Buck]

So long until next friday

:deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee:

[ChiefsCountry]

Thats funny about the tour I got this in the email yesterday. Here is how you can book her:
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/rebecca_black/index.html

[Bump]

she's gonna bank off of the stupidity of young and stupid girls.

[Saul Good]

Thats funny about the tour I got this in the email yesterday. Here is how you can book her:
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/rebecca_black/index.html

Don't let that Dane McCloud guy know about this. I hear that he is both an actual audiophile and a word that gets changed to audiophile via the CP word filter.

[Saul Good]

she's gonna bank off of the stupidity of young and stupid girls.

Money doesn't grow on trees. It grows on the stupidity of young girls which is even more abundant.

[ZepSinger]

This thing is like a train wreck. You know it's horrible, but for some reason you can't turn away. And then the images (or in this case, the chorus) get stuck in your mind, probably for weeks.

It will probably end up as some sort of twisted classic, like Toni Basil's 'Oh Micky'. God help us all.

Z

[Useful Idiot]

been jammin dis all day. mmmmm das nice.

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[kstater]

That guy in the CG car is a audiophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.

I bet you Dane tried to get you banned for this.

[Reaper16]

I bet you Dane tried to get you banned for this.
It appears that I misspoke. Considering that the creepy guy in the car is a co-founder of Ark Music Factory, a guy who helps write these terrible songs, he is certainly NOT a proper audiophile.

[Quesadilla Joe]

been jammin dis all day. mmmmm das nice.

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