When you murder a model/stripper,

[Skyy God]

be sure to cut out the implants. That's like Autopsy (the HBO show) 101.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/ten-reality-stars-who-failed-at-life/3

But that’s nothing compared to Mr. Jenkins, who’s a lowercase monster for appearing on “Megan Wants a Millionaire” and an uppercase, all-caps MONSTER for killing his wife, bikini model Jasmine Fiore, stuffing her body into a suitcase, and removing her teeth and fingers to prevent identification (the way prosecutors found out who she was: serial numbers from her breast implants). Jenkins, who also appeared on (and supposedly won) the un-aired third season of “I Love Money,” fled to his native Canada and killed himself at the Thunderbird Motel. The moral here is either: don’t trust anyone from Canada, or reality shows give an inflated sense of self to already-unstable people, often leading to disaster and occasionally death. But probably the Canada thing.

[Crush]

When they're dead, they're just hookers!

[DJ's left nut]

When they're dead, they're just hookers!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYwf9Jdf3WzSTgEgWIC8N6p0PFhaCLeH7Bj3em1tTRkk4Z_7dA

Phrasing!

[Baby Lee]

I had forgotten about that skank Trishelle. Now I'm remembering her and that Indonesian wino too.


Someone recently used a Sinbad reference as a 'dozens.' Didn't realize how dire a putdown that was these days. Just figured he was a road comic out there somewhere.

[Over-Head]

The moral here is either: don’t trust anyone from Canada, or reality shows give an inflated sense of self to already-unstable people, often leading to disaster and occasionally death. But probably the Canada thing.

Got a two word responce,,,funny part is it starts and ends in the letter F