Very Awkward Situation

[KurtCobain]

I'm in a very awkward situation right now. The most unusual situation of my life. If you can guess what it is, I'll give you all my casino cash and rep.

[Just Passin' By]

You've been giving free weed to a woman you've been talking to online, but you've gotten suspicious that things might be a little different than normal?

[Iowanian]

You're fornicating a hobo chic near your work, and after stealing her barbi "dream" wallet, you found out she is a direct relative.

[Bewbies]

The chiropractor just gave you a back rub and checked your prostate at the same time?

[Pants]

You're fornicating a hobo chic near your work, and after stealing her barbi "dream" wallet, you found out she is a direct relative.

LMAO

How do even you come up with that?

LMAO

[blaise]

You clogged up the toilet at your girlfriend's house.

[Buck]

One of your wifes friends spent the night and she slept in your guys bed and when you woke up in the morning you were spooning the friend not your wife.

[Jewish Rabbi]

You just bit a models boob and now you're on your deathbed.

[kstater]

You had someone with aids draw their blood, shoot it in your ass then bent over for him?

[SAUTO]

you've found out that your wife was right about you all along?

[Buck]

You left CP open on your computer and your wife found it and made a thread calling you gay.

[Phobia]

You pooped your pants in QuikTrip and now you can't ask anybody for a ride home nor can you walk properly without crap leaking out of your shorts.

[big nasty kcnut]

You're stuck in a girl pussy. Also her boyfriend is coming home.

[seclark]

shorts too tight?
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[Hammock Parties]

bitch cheated on you and you have evidence

[seclark]

You're stuck in a girl pussy. Also her boyfriend is coming home.

damnit, nut...LMAO paydirt!
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[bevischief]

The ex and the wife met on Facebook...

[Rain Man]

You didn't know that you were supposed to put your spent fuel rods in water, and now you're afraid to tell anybody?

[blaise]

You're at a restaurant and don't have any money.

[SAUTO]

spida man 23 is your boyfriend?

is that why he wants to tackle?

[bevischief]

You gave a stalker your number...

[KurtCobain]

You've been giving free weed to a woman you've been talking to online, but you've gotten suspicious that things might be a little different than normal?

Good one, but no.

You're fornicating a hobo chic near your work, and after stealing her barbi "dream" wallet, you found out she is a direct relative.

Not even close. Are you high?

The chiropractor just gave you a back rub and checked your prostate at the same time?

Close.

You clogged up the toilet at your girlfriend's house.

Nope, the one at my house. No biggie though.

One of your wifes friends spent the night and she slept in your guys bed and when you woke up in the morning you were spooning the friend not your wife.

hmmm, but no

You just bit a models boob and now you're on your deathbed.

I feel bad for that snake.

You had someone with aids draw their blood, shoot it in your ass then bent over for him?

Nope, sorry we can't all be like you.

you've found out that your wife was right about you all along?

Nah.

You left CP open on your computer and your wife found it and made a thread calling you gay.

That happened a few weeks ago, you don't get on the planet enough anymore.

You pooped your pants in QuikTrip and now you can't ask anybody for a ride home nor can you walk properly without crap leaking out of your shorts.

Something very similar happened a few years ago. Actually this exact thing.




The awkward situation is still active. It's happening in my living room. No more clues.

[Easy 6]

This thread has BURST, a true Blue Chipper.

[Buck]

You popped a huge boner and your in laws are in the house so you cant stand up.

[Phobia]

You crapped your pants in your living room but don't want to hobble to the bathroom or tell anybody about it. In fact, you are still in the process of crapping because you ate hummus yesterday.

[KCUnited]

Your father in law showed up for the bukkake.

[bevischief]

Good one, but no.



Not even close. Are you high?



Close.



Nope, the one at my house. No biggie though.



hmmm, but no



I feel bad for that snake.



Nope, sorry we can't all be like you.



Nah.



That happened a few weeks ago, you don't get on the planet enough anymore.



Something very similar happened a few years ago. Actually this exact thing.




The awkward situation is still active. It's happening in my living room. No more clues.

2 girls 1 cup...

[seclark]

Good one, but no.



Not even close. Are you high?



Close.



Nope, the one at my house. No biggie though.



hmmm, but no



I feel bad for that snake.



Nope, sorry we can't all be like you.



Nah.



That happened a few weeks ago, you don't get on the planet enough anymore.



Something very similar happened a few years ago. Actually this exact thing.




The awkward situation is still active. It's happening in my living room. No more clues.

bet nut's right.
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[keg in kc]

You walked in on one of your circus performer friends giving himself a blow job on webcam. And it was on the couch. So you're left wondering just what that stain on the cushions has been all along.

[Phobia]

You arranged a jello wresting match in one of those small pools you buy at Wal-Mart for $12. You are currently in the Champion bracket and getting ready to face the 8 year old boy from next door. You crapped your pants because you are terrified of him.

[KurtCobain]

spida man 23 is your boyfriend?

is that why he wants to tackle?

LMAO

You've got to come to the Royals game and meet that guy. He's fucking crazy.

[Gonzo]

A friend of yours just "came out" and asked if you were interested.
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[Rain Man]

You're having a party and accidentally invited both Hutu tribesmen and Tutsi tribesmen, unaware of their ongoing enmity.

[Bugeater]

LMAO

You've got to come to the Royals game and meet that guy. He's fucking crazy.
Is that who you're bringing with you?

[Easy 6]

Your father in law showed up for the bukkake.

:LOL:

[KurtCobain]

Is that who you're bringing with you?

Yeah don't judge off illiteracy.

[bevischief]

You are having a female bonding party in your living room... And you are not invited...

[Bugeater]

Yeah don't judge off illiteracy.
Dude, LiveSteam is one of my best friends. I don't think you have anything to worry about.

[KurtCobain]

It's crazy because there's three posts already that if you kinda combine them plus a small other detail, you've got it. I didn't think anybody would come close, and I still doubt it.

[KurtCobain]

Dude, LiveSteam is one of my best friends. I don't think you have anything to worry about.

LMAO That's messed up, he seems pretty cool.

[R8RFAN]

I'm in a very awkward situation right now. The most unusual situation of my life. If you can guess what it is, I'll give you all my casino cash and rep.

You woke up with a condom hanging out of your ass?

[bevischief]

The Hunts are in your living room?

[Bump]

You've misplaced an envelope full of cash and you witnessed your neighbor being cruel to animals and now you are sitting in your room by yourself wondering what to do while listening to Bruce Springsteen's greatest hits.

[RedNFeisty]

LMAO His wife is throwing a "Slumber" Party!

[Bugeater]

LMAO That's messed up, he seems pretty cool.Eh, he knows he's bad. But yeah, he's a good dude, we go way back.

[KurtCobain]

You've misplaced an envelope full of cash and you witnessed your neighbor being cruel to animals and now you are sitting in your room by yourself wondering what to do while listening to Bruce Springsteen's greatest hits.

The average CPer.

[Buck]

Just tell us n00b

[KurtCobain]

I'm not telling till someone gets it.

[Buck]

Well then I guess you're not telling us.

[KurtCobain]

Well then I guess you're not telling us.

Yeah probably not. But it was fun for a minute.

btw, the situation is over. I still feel awkward though.

[SPchief]

Tell us or Sofa King will ban you

[ReynardMuldrake]

You just realized the dose of ecstasy you thought you injected in your pet monkey was actually meth?

[SAUTO]

your girl and her friend are getting it on but you cant participate.

[R8RFAN]

You bought a penis enlarger and got a magnifying glass sent to you.

[bevischief]

You have a huge stash of 4Loko in your living room? The original formula.

[Pants]

You woke up with a condom hanging out of your ass?

Winner!

[R8RFAN]

You had a dream you ate the worlds biggest marshmallow and now you can't find your pillow.

[bevischief]

New flat screen against your old TV?

[bevischief]

Your have a alien of some sort in your house?

[Phobia]

Somebody else crapped their pants in your living room and instead of jello wrestling, it's turd wrestling.

[Phobia]

This thread is losing its burst very quickly.

[KurtCobain]

It's getting warm in hurr.

[Ebolapox]

your girl stuck her finger in your bum whilst blowing you (the fonzie), and your in-laws walked in and saw it.

[Ebolapox]

did you crap on your wife while she was giving you said fonzie, and your mother-in-law picked it up and smeared poop all over your father-in-law's balls?

[Okie_Apparition]

Your bestfriend put slugs in the back seat of your camaro as a joke & now your wife thinks they're pecker tracks back there?

[KurtCobain]

Your bestfriend put slugs in the back seat of your camaro as a joke & now your wife thinks they're pecker tracks?

ROFL

[Phobia]

Okay, so we know somebody crapped their pants. We need another clue.

[Delano]

Somebody else crapped their pants in your living room and instead of jello wrestling, it's turd wrestling.

:facepalm:

This thread is losing its burst very quickly.

Correct.

[Ebolapox]

ok, can you at least tell us two guesses that are close?

[Crush]

Your wife shit her pants, didn't realize it, and you had to point it out to her.

[Crush]

Or

You shit your pants, didn't realize it, and your wife had to point it out to you.

[Crush]

Your in-laws walked in as you and your wife were in the middle of a scat party.

[LiveSteam]

A friend passed out on your couch & pissed them selves, & the couch

[Phobia]

You crapped your wife's panties and now she has you in a submission hold which inconveniently places your nose very near your anus.

[KurtCobain]

I think Phobia crapped his pants today.

[LiveSteam]

I say/ spit it out.
Or everyone neg reps you back into oblivion

[Crush]

Somebody came on your dog.

[Over-Head]

You were banging your mom in law, the wife walked in, and crapped her pants.

[LiveSteam]

Somebody came on your dog.

Thats just sick LMAO

[Ebolapox]

I say/ spit it out.
Or everyone neg reps you back into oblivion

fucking This.

[Iowanian]

happening in your living room?


You don't have rent money, so your presiding female is doing work on spider_man, who is cash laden due to the sale of herb he's just peddled to *some guy*.


Do work, Son!

[Over-Head]

I'm not telling till someone gets it.
Man your a gluton for punishment ain't ya??

[Iowanian]

Your kid has been watching A lot of Toy Story III.


Some psuedo-friends are engaged in a marital act on your living room floor. Your child walked in, saw the bucking motion, jumped on back of your friend "turtle" and shouted "RIDE LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!"

[LiveSteam]

You got a hand job from your wife. While watching Glen Beck

[booger]

Somebody came on your dog.

:LOL:

[Iowanian]

This thread is begging to have a section dedicated to "Draw your suspicion of the act causing Joey grief".

[Iowanian]

Does it involve an orgasm and a C-section scar?

[Ebolapox]

you decided you needed another 100-post thread, so you figured you'd use some gullible idiots to your advantage.

[Crush]

You caught the Zeta Reticuli giving your father-in-law an anal probe. However, he got off on it. It makes matter worse, your stared into his eyes as he got off.

[Iowanian]

Does it involve an orgasm and a C-section scar?

OK. Brideowanian thought I was cruising the net for truck parts, and saw this post as I typed it...now there is an awkward moment in my living room.


F you for putting me in this situation, dickbag.

[Phobia]

Somebody crapped their pants but nobody knows who it was so you're playing a dumb guessing game.

[Phobia]

OK. Brideowanian thought I was cruising the net for truck parts, and saw this post as I typed it...now there is an awkward moment in my living room.


F you for putting me in this situation, dickbag.

Like she doesn't know about you by now.

[Iowanian]

fortunately, it's not the worst thing she's heard me say or seen me type on here....#IoWINian

[KurtCobain]

You guys suck at guessing.

[Buck]

Ok you're telling me that somebody is somewhere? Way to narrow it down.

[R8RFAN]

You girlfriend was in the front room with some dude trying to make rent money, guy tells her he is broke, girlfriend comes to you and asks you to loan him some money.

[Shaid]

Your gf was getting a back rub by a female masseuse and they started to get a little extra frisky in front of you. You sat there like a pussy and watched while rubbing you pants in a special way.

[Rams Fan]

You found out that your wife is bisexual.

[KurtCobain]

Ok you're telling me that somebody is somewhere? Way to narrow it down.

No, they left. They were somewhere.

[Ebolapox]

You guys suck at guessing.

you suck at making these threads progress. you have to give us SOMETHING, dude.

[KurtCobain]

you suck at making these threads progress. you have to give us SOMETHING, dude.

You guys suck at reading the inside of threads. I said if you put three guesses together you've got it, and there were only like twenty on the table. Start there, nobody even tried combing things. After that would've came a different clue, but no, you fucking tards just had to keep guessing i shit my pants and got gang raped. There's been a damn close one since too.

[booger]

your wife and her friend busted out the double dong while you and the dog watched. the dog came on her friend and you laughed your ass off killing the romantic experience and your wife got pissed and beat you with the double dong and the wifes friend, the dog, and you all shit yourselfs laughing so hard and your wife took one more swing with the double dong and knocked out one of your eyeballs and its not so funny now because the wifes friend is also your insurance agent and she's pretty sure this accident isn't covered?

[Buck]

You guys suck at reading the inside of threads. I said if you put three guesses together you've got it, and there were only like twenty on the table. Start there, nobody even tried combing things. After that would've came a different clue, but no, you fucking tards just had to keep guessing i shit my pants and got gang raped. There's been a damn close one since too.

20 x 19 x 18 = 6840 Unique possibilities.

[Spott]

You went to get a massage and got turned down on the happy ending?

[Crush]

You guys suck at reading the inside of threads. I said if you put three guesses together you've got it, and there were only like twenty on the table. Start there, nobody even tried combing things. After that would've came a different clue, but no, you fucking tards just had to keep guessing i shit my pants and got gang raped. There's been a damn close one since too.

Ha! You caught your father-in-law jacking off to the Fourth Kind. He couldn't stop and finished on the dog. I win.

[Phobia]

You crapped your pants and got gang raped.

[Rams Fan]

You had a boner after you got a back massage from a masseuse and your wife saw it.

[Just Passin' By]

Somebody came on your dog.

This would explain ClayWhit's animal cruelty notice.

[JohnnyV13]

You just finished painting your nails with your wife's nail polish, and suddenly realized she's out of nail polish remover. Now you have to decide whether to go out in public with polished fingernails or to tell your wife that you've been a crossdresser during your entire marriage.

[booger]

you and the old lady were playing dr. and your dunghole swallowed the thermometer when she took your temp. Too embarrased to call poison control your fate against mercury poisoning now rests in the hands of the retired vet next door?

[Shogun]

You're stuck in a girl pussy. And your foot is stuck

FYP

[Urc Burry]

You decided to make an attention seeking thread :shrug:

[Royal Fanatic]

You discovered that the hooker you were about to fuck was a transvestite, so you decided to take more time?

[booger]

you got caught tugging your pud in the neighbors garden and now need some kind of proof that sperm is a good spring time fertilizer so they don't tell the other neighbors and the wife?

[Ebolapox]

You guys suck at reading the inside of threads. I said if you put three guesses together you've got it, and there were only like twenty on the table. Start there, nobody even tried combing things. After that would've came a different clue, but no, you fucking tards just had to keep guessing i shit my pants and got gang raped. There's been a damn close one since too.

do you know many combinations of three you can make with 'like 20 guesses?' literally 6840 different combinations of guesses. yeah. not sure about everybody else, but that shit ain't happening.

[JD10367]

Lot of guesses about his woman going lesbian. Why would that be awkward in any way? Shit, even if they didn't let me join in, I'd grab the videocamera to capture the special memory on tape.

[Crush]

You confessed to your wife that you thought The Soultaker was a good movie.

[Crush]

You found "Fred Savage Was Here" tattooed on your wife's inner thigh.

[Iowanian]

You were watching CNN coverage of the nuclear meltdown in Japan. The radiation came through the TV and you were buttfucked until you shit on your dog by GODZIRRA!!!

[Crush]

You accidentally drank some of the urine that your wife conveniently keeps under the house.

[KurtCobain]

do you know many combinations of three you can make with 'like 20 guesses?' literally 6840 different combinations of guesses. yeah. not sure about everybody else, but that shit ain't happening.

Some of them were obviously not real.

And booger is pwning this thread qhile not getting warm at all.

[Iowanian]

You were DPing your old lady with a friend, and accidentally hit swords at full speed at the taint, causing structural damage to your hangdown.


That, or the dog licked your crapper while you were plowing the dust off of her shamrock.

[Earthling]

You found out the "New Directions" group was really nude erections...??

[Rams Fan]

Does it involve your penis?

[Brianfo]

You decided to make an attention seeking thread :shrug:

ftw

[Okie_Apparition]

You want to make a batch of your famous stink bait & need to soak the wheat germ in your old girlfriend's vag. But don't know how to get the okay from your wife?

[Crush]

You saw your father-in-law's penis.

[Crush]

You saw your wife's penis?

[Iowanian]

There was bisexual experimentation, but it was that after watching the EpiC Fail thread, you decided to play "Sexy sax guy" on a penis, just to try it.

[Shogun]

You saw me jerking off in the corner and i asked you for a hand

[JD10367]

No, you guys don't get it. It was literal. The Situation was in his living room, and it was awkward because of how bad he sucked on the Comedy Central Roast.

[Buck]

Whatever it was I guarantee you it wasn't more embarrassing than the Gay Bar incident....so don't be a pussy and just tell us.

[Iowanian]

your wife and her mom walked in while you were playing Cinco De Mayo with your skin pinata....and you had a pair of your grandma's panties over your head and were wearing one of your grandpa's wife beaters.

[JD10367]

He was trying to reach, and his dog looked at him pathetically and said, "Dude, give it up, you're not a dog and you just don't have the flexibility, deal with it."

[Ebolapox]

how about for every post that goes on that you don't tell us, another person neg reps you?

[KurtCobain]

Whatever it was I guarantee you it wasn't more embarrassing than the Gay Bar incident....so don't be a pussy and just tell us.

Then the fun stops.

If you can tell me how many times Nirvana toured to other countries, I'll give you another clue.

[Crush]

Kurt, this is fucking Blue's Clues. We need another clue!

[KurtCobain]

This shit's getting serious I'm going into the red quick.

[Ebolapox]

Then the fun stops.

If you can tell me how many times Nirvana toured to other countries, I'll give you another clue.

once.

[trndobrd]

Your best buddy invited you to join a three way with his roommate, Andrew, and you can't decide between a box of chocolates or a vase of flowers for a host gift.

[KurtCobain]

once.

I don't fucking know, I'm not looking it up. I'm in an awkward situation right now. But I gave you another clue.

[Crush]

Then the fun stops.

If you can tell me how many times Nirvana toured to other countries, I'll give you another clue.

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[SAUTO]

Then the fun stops.

If you can tell me how many times Nirvana toured to other countries, I'll give you another clue.

zero
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[SLAG]

What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

[Rams Fan]

You were watching TV in your living room and you saw a gay guy having a boner on TV.

[Ebolapox]

zero
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it's at LEAST once that I can find info on, fwiw.

[Buck]

.......There was a gay dude in your living room and he was talking about his penis?

[Iowanian]

A gay man is in your living room, and he wants to touch your uvula with his aids tree and spray antifreeze into your cheeks?

[Crush]

A gay man showed you his penis in your living room.

[Shogun]

Then the fun stops.

If you can tell me how many times Nirvana toured to other countries, I'll give you another clue.

24

[Iowanian]

You should play chirrAIDS.


Go first, point to your butt, then cover 1 eye and say "Aaaaaaar"

[Crush]

No, that is too easy. A gay man winked at you as he did cock pushups in your living room.

[Shogun]

24

THIS! ITS EITHER 24 OR 25 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

[SAUTO]

it's at LEAST once that I can find info on, fwiw.

I was totally guessing. Thought maybe it was a trick question.
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[KurtCobain]

No, that is too easy. A gay man winked at you as he did cock pushups in your living room.

It's getting warm.

[SAUTO]

24

24 separate tours?

And this fucker named kurt cobain asks and doesn't even know?

24 countries. Could still be one tour.

He didn't even ask a clear question.
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[KurtCobain]

I already added the other clue so...

[Rams Fan]

A gay man showed you his penis while you were sitting in your living room through a window.

[booger]

your wife came home early from work to catch you in a bathroom candle lit bubble bath with kenny g on the stereo and you singing along jerking off with one hand and spraying water/dirty talking to your chia pet with the other. You go to talk to her and discover that she brought home some gay guys from work and they all think your a galdamn fruitcake?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Your girl's making you watch American Idol?

[KurtCobain]

Your girl's making you watch American Idol?

Yes. You win.

[Buck]

http://i.imgur.com/qUVLk.jpg

[Ebolapox]

you were jerking it to american idol?

[JD10367]

Don't sweat it, dude. It doesn't count as being gay as long as your balls didn't touch his.

[Rasputin]

your playing nude twister with a dude, and you cant quite reach the green dot with your left hand.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Yes. You win.

Awesome, I was there too a minute ago

Now gimme all your casino cash :p

[JD10367]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/39093/shake-weight-s.gif

[KCUnited]

You're watching the '97 Steelers vs. Jaguars game and found yourself hard after watching Cordell Stewart shovel pass to Jerome Bettis for the OT victory.

[KurtCobain]

Alright you guys want the real answer?

[Ebolapox]

I swear to jesus monkey tits that I'll fuck your mother if you don't tell us.

[booger]

that's painful for sure. Awkward though is more like all of the sudden getting the stomach flu and barfing on a vagina while in the middle of giving it a good spit shine. now thats awkward

[Ebolapox]

that's painful for sure. Awkward though is more like all of the sudden getting the stomach flu and barfing on a vagina while in the middle of giving it a good spit shine. now thats awkward

:spock:

he hasn't posted it as of my quoting your post.

[booger]

if you did come on the dog that is really gross but get over it and don't worry too much. he won't tell nobody

[Rams Fan]

Alright you guys want the real answer?

**** yes.

[KCUnited]

Your ol lady convinced you to take the butthole beads in your own hole, when she went to pull them out the string broke.

[KurtCobain]

All the clues are bullshit, I don't want to tell you guys unless somebody guesses it. If I give a real clue you'll get it right away unless you're fucking stupid.

I

[Rams Fan]

All the clues are bullshit, I don't want to tell you guys unless somebody guesses it. If I give a real clue you'll get it right away unless you're ****ing stupid.

I

Time to launch a neg rep raid until you give us the answer.

[Ebolapox]

OH FUCKING COME ON YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE.

[Buck]

Alright you guys want the real answer?


All the clues are bullshit, I don't want to tell you guys unless somebody guesses it. If I give a real clue you'll get it right away unless you're fucking stupid.

I

http://www.theoffside.com/files/2010/11/red-card.jpg

[booger]

:spock:

he hasn't posted it as of my quoting your post.

maybe the dog puked on the vagina and the wife wants him to shoot his dog because she says that is the dogs way of saying her twat stinks and he says no he's just confused and pukes sometimes. She says its her or the dog and he is torn. i think that's what all this fuss is about.

[JD10367]

http://www.feastoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/user-images/eLWflm..jpg

[Ebolapox]

I'LL FUCKING SIC SOFA KING ON YOUR ASS.

[KurtCobain]

I'LL FUCKING SIC SOFA KING ON YOUR ASS.

JUST FUCKING GUESS IT.

[booger]

is this about vag flatulance?

it isn't really anything to freak out about. its not really a pussy fart. either too much air got trapped in the gina or you got a bent weiner or both. next time just laugh at pussy farts and things won't get akward

[KurtCobain]

How many infractions can you get in one day before you're banned?

[Buck]

You're 2 shy, bub.

[Ebolapox]

How many infractions can you get in one day before you're banned?

do you want to find out? FUCKING TELL US YOU GODDAMNED PUSSY.

[Ebolapox]

you know what? you're being a fucking tease bitch. fucking bitches in high school were like this when I was younger. you like being a teenage girl? FUCKING GIVE IT UP DAMMIT

[KurtCobain]

You know what, twelve negs and four infractions later and I'm not telling anybody now. You all have sore vaginas.

[Buck]

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk47/low96hb/wellbye.jpg

[Ebolapox]

anyone care to drop number five? I've done my job here taking him to four.

[KurtCobain]

I'll give a real clue. Somebody was sitting in my living room that made me feel awkward because of something that happened last night.

[Rams Fan]

I'll give a real clue. Somebody was sitting in my living room that made me feel awkward because of something that happened last night.

Not good enough....

[booger]

maybe the wife puked on a dogs vagina. now that's really really awkward. no wonder he doesn't want to tell us.

Dude just destroy the tape and take the dog to the pound. things will get better.

[Rams Fan]

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk47/low96hb/wellbye.jpg

Too early, don't ya think?

[Ebolapox]

either somebody saw you masturbate or somebody encountered you having sex with somebody or something.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I'll give a real clue. Somebody was sitting in my living room that made me feel awkward because of something that happened last night.


Claywhit?

[Ebolapox]

Too early, don't ya think?

it fucking WON'T BE if he doesn't GODDAMNED COME CLEAN SOON. (/sofa king)

[Dante84]

You met a chick on Craigslist.

She ended up being a friend of someone you knew, and she came over.

[Rams Fan]

it ****ing WON'T BE if he doesn't GODDAMNED COME CLEAN SOON. (/sofa king)

Where's G2 when you need him?

[Just Passin' By]

I'll give a real clue. Somebody was sitting in my living room that made me feel awkward because of something that happened last night.

So..... did you swallow?

[KurtCobain]

either somebody saw you masturbate or somebody encountered you having sex with somebody or something.

Everything on Chiefs Planet just has to revolve around sex, huh?

You met a chick on Craigslist.

She ended up being a friend of someone you knew, and she came over.

Not that awkward?

[Ebolapox]

masturbation isn't sex.

[KCUnited]

Your wad flew in your mouth, and tomorrow you plan to eat more pineapple.

[booger]

well if she's dead now for some reason and you blew in her you might want to take her to the car wash before you throw her in the river. A friend with a shop and power washer would be better than the car wash.

good luck

[mikeyis4dcats.]

you woke up to the dog licking peanut butter off your nuts, and now he's sitting there looking at you and licking his chops?

[Crush]

This thread is making me fucking angry. Give it up. JFC

[Crush]

Some gay guy caught you and your wife in the middle of a good fuck. He then complimented your penis and inquired about a threesome.

[Just Passin' By]

So, last night, someone gave you a backrub that ended up becoming sexually charged, and tonight that person was in the living room with your wife while you were typing away here on Chiefsplanet?

[Rasputin]

Your friend walked in on you while you were fucking a blow up doll.

[Molitoth]

You just wrote "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and you think it sucks, but you are going to release it anyway, arne't you?

[Rams Fan]

If he has one more infraction, he's banned for two days!!111!1111!1

[KurtCobain]

There was a clear winner in this thread. While it was not exactly what was up, it was pretty damned close.

I will announce the winner in one hour in a special thread with all proceeds going to the boys and girls club.

[J Diddy]

I know what it is. You stuck your pepe into a glory hole and got the bj of a lifetime. Only to walk out of the room the same time the sucker came out of their room. You were a little dismayed, to say the least, that his name was Steve.

[KCUnited]

You pulled out the bung with a Hershey Kiss on your tip.

[Crush]

There was a clear winner in this thread. While it was not exactly what was up, it was pretty damned close.

I will announce the winner in one hour in a special thread with all proceeds going to the boys and girls club.


http://i52.tinypic.com/2j0nxw4.gif

[bigbucks24]

Where is the attention whore gif when you need it.

[Ebolapox]

If he has one more infraction, he's banned for two days!!111!1111!1

yep.

[Ebolapox]

if you DON'T reveal it soon, sofa king will be told.

[LiveSteam]

Hand job , while watching Fox news. Gretta

[Ebolapox]

bump, motherfucker. PAY THE FUCKING PIPER.

[booger]

i don't know about greta.

as soon as her panties come off i bet she's got a beard like wolf blitzer

[Crush]

i don't know about greta.

as soon as her panties come off i bet she's got a beard like wolf blitzer

fap fap fap

[chopper]

There was a clear winner in this thread. While it was not exactly what was up, it was pretty damned close.

I will announce the winner in one hour in a special thread with all proceeds going to the boys and girls club.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/180872-1/Excited_basketball_fan.gif? (http://4gifs.com)

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

There was a clear winner in this thread. While it was not exactly what was up, it was pretty damned close.

I will announce the winner in one hour in a special thread with all proceeds going to the boys and girls club.


It's been 2 hours, where's the thread?

Think about the children

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO And Kurt Cobain trolls all of Chiefsplanet. Awesome.

[KurtCobain]

I punked you all!

[Buck]

It doesn't really count as trolling/punking if someone decides to give you one more red card.

[KurtCobain]

It doesn't really count as trolling/punking if someone decides to give you one more red card.

Do it. I dare you punk.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://i.imgur.com/qUVLk.jpg

LMAO That is fucking #winning

[Buck]

Do it. I dare you punk.

OOOPS

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL #biwinning

[R8RFAN]

Do it. I dare you punk.

The powder blue puss gave me an infraction... How in the hell does a Sparks fan give infractions to a Raider fan on a Chiefs board?

[kysirsoze]

OOOPS

Well it WAS a misleading thread title.

[Okie_Apparition]

Elway once ate oats out of Mamie Eisenhower's Easter bonnett. So anything can happen.

[Simply Red]

butt-sects?

[Just Passin' By]

butt-sects?

Well he did just take it in the shorts

[Buck]

Good night Joey. I hope you get unbanned before I wake up tomorrow.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Party-in party-in YEAH!

[SPchief]

LMAO, i think DaFace might take some privlages away

[Buck]

LMAO, i think DaFace might take some privlages away

Adam Davies - KurtCobain
Johnny Drama - Me (Buck)
Turtle - DaFace

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[Crush]

Party-in party-in YEAH!

Et tu Mr. Flopnuts? I would fully support Skynet sending a Terminator to go back in time to kill that girl's mother. That song is fucking atrocious and that girl and her record company should be tried in international court for crimes against humanity. JFC. That song will haunt me for the rest of my days.

[Crush]

So instead of finding out that Vader was Luke's father, we are treated with Mr. McMahon revealing himself as the hidden power. I hope Kurt/Joey chokes on some antifreeze for causing the blue balls.

[KcMizzou]

I'm sure it's been said, but I assumed this thread was about the Donald Trump roast.

[tooge]

You noticed a direct deposit into your checking account that wasn't intended for you but could really use the money

[Sofa King]

I'LL ****ING SIC SOFA KING ON YOUR ASS.

sorry it took me awhile to read through this thread.


he won't be bothering us for awhile. :thumb:

[JD10367]

sorry it took me awhile to read through this thread.


he won't be bothering us for awhile. :thumb:

He get banned? Is that really fair? I mean, as stupid as this thread was, it was still 3000 times more entertaining than most threads by googlegoogle or ClayWhitGoChiefsWhatever...

[Sofa King]

He get banned? Is that really fair? I mean, as stupid as this thread was, it was still 3000 times more entertaining than most threads by googlegoogle or ClayWhitGoChiefsWhatever...

Misleading thread titles are worthy of bans. He mislead us for 3 pages before we found out nothing actually happened.

[Saulbadguy]

MOTION TO BAN

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Et tu Mr. Flopnuts? I would fully support Skynet sending a Terminator to go back in time to kill that girl's mother. That song is fucking atrocious and that girl and her record company should be tried in international court for crimes against humanity. JFC. That song will haunt me for the rest of my days.

That song is so atrocious, it's the new intraweb meme. Which meme should I taaaaake? Fun fun fun fun.