I should be a mod

[big nasty kcnut]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy. Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

[KurtCobain]

I should be one for a day.

[seclark]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy. Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

f@ck man, i thought you already were one.
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[Jewish Rabbi]

This is honestly the worst idea you've ever had. Which is saying something.

[Donger]

You can be, nut. You just need the right clothes and a funky attitude. You don't even need to be voted in:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJKsUCnfFUXmWXKJqhF0TCITky_RaeeOPZRUeTqx5tR9BZvLcg

[|Zach|]

Not as fun as it sounds nut.

[Iowanian]

i poor out some juice on ground for you homey

[KurtCobain]

i poor out some juice on ground for you homey

ROFL

[Bearcat]

Not as fun as it sounds nut.

Yeah.... besides the endless supply of beer, the monthly trips to the bunny ranch, the lifetime coupon for free meals at Buffalo Wild Wings, and the Arrowhead & Sprint Center suites, it's just a bunch of thankless busy work.

[kstater]

You must be this ` tall to ride the ride.

[|Zach|]

Yeah.... besides the endless supply of beer, the monthly trips to the bunny ranch, the lifetime coupon for free meals at Buffalo Wild Wings, and the Arrowhead & Sprint Center suites, it's just a bunch of thankless busy work.

Well yea. Except for that.

Duh.

[Rain Man]

kcnut's going to bash chiefsplanet in his blog now. Sarah Palin's never going to come here.

[Ebolapox]

No. you shouldn't.

[Deberg_1990]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy. Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

It only pays $50 bucks an hour..can you deal with that?

[keg in kc]

Maybe we could put you in charge of spelling and grammar.

[mikey23545]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy.

Just remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[-King-]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy. Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

They just cut the mod salary from $95,000 a year to only $90,000. Are you sure you want to do it?
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[mikey23545]

Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

Has anyone else ever seen the movie "Carrie"?

[listopencil]

C'mon, man. You can barely put a sentence together and you think you should be a moderator?

[The Franchise]

I know man.....didn't you go to collage and learn stuffs?

[Rasputin]

I should never be MOD




I would

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the whole thing.....

[crazycoffey]

Oh good, a poop thread...

[pr_capone]

Honestly, I wouldn't let u watch my pet rock.

[milkman]

Yeah....I'm gonna say no.

I rarely give you shit, because I am not always an asshole, but the fact is, you clearly lack the intelligence for any position of responsibility.

Stop dreaming the impossible dreams there, Don Quxiote.

[Iowanian]

i let you mod ioWINian bored for me.

[CHENZ A!]

Why does everyone want to be mod anyway?

[crazycoffey]

power hungry

[seclark]

Why does everyone want to be mod anyway?

all the chicks.
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[Rain Man]

Why does everyone want to be mod anyway?

They've obviously seen reruns of The Mod Squad and think it's cool.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzpzhVRTGSiy3FbfNEINzSTHc6DNsZOTFeMW94r47Egs7D9Pei

[Earthling]

Big nasty, don't give up the dream!

[Rain Man]

I thought about being a mod, but I see DaFace all the time with that pick and shovel, all sweaty and with coal dust on his face, and I think, "Not me. I'm not going to live my life like that."

[88TG88]

This is honestly the worst idea you've ever had. Which is saying something.

Its horrible this idea.

http://livingstonsite.tripod.com/officespace6.jpg

[KurtCobain]

I thought about being a mod, but I see DaFace all the time with that pick and shovel, all sweaty and with coal dust on his face, and I think, "Not me. I'm not going to live my life like that."

But he gets blowjobs while he's digging.

[J Diddy]

But he gets blowjobs while he's digging.

If that's the case I need to work for Rainman too. Sounds like his employees have some great benefits.

[Rain Man]

If that's the case I need to work for Rainman too. Sounds like his employees have some great benefits.


To be fair, those only happen on Thursdays. But Fridays are REALLY cool.

[big nasty kcnut]

milk dude i have more brain power in my little pinky. Also who are you to say who smart or not many people are smart in their own ways. Stop hating and give me my damn milk.

[burt]

nut,, I have always been cool to you and think very highly of you. But if you look at some of the nominations..... wow. MOST of them are icons and seem to post 24/7. Guys like you and me should just be happy to be indians here, not chiefs. Well, lets say Chiefs fans, not mods.........

[Dave Lane]

I think we should give it to Nut for a day just because.

[Phobia]

Dang it i'm pretty good and a fair guy. Also i take a lot of shit from you all and don't get pissed at you all.

We have decided to make you an honorary moderator, nut. Take this badge and put it in your sig. It's kind of like getting a key to the city... nobody really cares and it doesn't mean anything but it's kind of cool for some people who don't really know any better.

http://www.fzronline.com/forum/images/ranks/honorary_moderator.png

[crazycoffey]

can I be an honorary moderator too?

[Fire Me Boy!]

milk dude i have more brain power in my little pinky. Also who are you to say who smart or not many people are smart in their own ways. Stop hating and give me my damn milk.

I have no doubts about your intelligence in many areas, but subject/verb agreement is not your strong suit. Drives me absolutely batty.

http://www.worksheetsplus.com/thirdGradeWorksheets/SubjectVerbWorksheet.html

[burt]

I have no doubts about your intelligence in many areas, but subject/verb agreement is not your strong suit. Drives me absolutely batty.http://www.worksheetsplus.com/thirdGradeWorksheets/SubjectVerbWorksheet.html

With a drive that short, don't bother with a seat belt.

[Phobia]

can I be an honorary moderator too?

Unofficially.

[J Diddy]

With a drive that short, don't bother with a seat belt.



With all due respect, most accidents happen just a short distance from home.

[burt]

With all due respect, most accidents happen just a short distance from home.

That is why I moved...........

[Skyy God]

milk dude i have more brain power in my little pinky. Also who are you to say who smart or not many people are smart in their own ways. Stop hating and give me my damn milk.

I hear Sarah Palin gets hot and bothered by run-on sentences and poor subject/verb agreement.

[RNR]

That is why I moved...........

LMAO~

[crazycoffey]

Unofficially.

oh, ok.... I'll take it.

[Dartgod]

We have decided to make you an honorary moderator, nut. Take this badge and put it in your sig. It's kind of like getting a key to the city... nobody really cares and it doesn't mean anything but it's kind of cool for some people who don't really know any better.

http://www.fzronline.com/forum/images/ranks/honorary_moderator.png
Well, that just tears it!

Not only do I get passed over for mod by Bearcat, now you guys give nut mod status.

If I ever get around to starting that thread, I'm really leaving forever this time.
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[big nasty kcnut]

nah it's not the same phil.

[Bob Dole]

milk dude i have more brain power in my little pinky.

no wonders it not work so goods sometime.

[Easy 6]

I'll donate all my casino cash to your campaign nut.

Dont forget me when you get to the top.

[seclark]

I'll donate all my casino cash to your campaign nut.

Dont forget me when you get to the top.

he can have all mine, too.
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[KurtCobain]

Phil I feel I'm important enough I should get to be an honorary super moderator.

[loochy]

I'll donate all my casino cash to your campaign nut.

Dont forget me when you get to the top.

Then why do you still have $1126262?

[Easy 6]

Then why do you still have $1126262?

I lied.

[Slainte]

Be a rocker instead.

[Simply Red]

This is honestly the worst idea you've ever had. Which is saying something.

you should quit biting my avatar - get your own shit.

[SuperChief]

I should be one for a day.

I second this proposal. Make it happen.

[Fish]

Vote Nut 2012!

[seclark]

Vote Nut 2012!

he's big!
he's nasty!
nut's in the bag!
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[RedNFeisty]

Holy shit, this thread is funny as fuck!!! ROFL I thought I was going to pee my pants from laughing so hard.

[Rain Man]

We have decided to make you an honorary moderator, nut. Take this badge and put it in your sig. It's kind of like getting a key to the city... nobody really cares and it doesn't mean anything but it's kind of cool for some people who don't really know any better.

http://www.fzronline.com/forum/images/ranks/honorary_moderator.png

I don't want to brag, but I should report that after some conversations with the new mods I am now Chiefsplanet's first Senior Poster. They felt that I had contributed enough to warrant the promotion, and I was proud to accept it.

[shirtsleeve]

So how many posts does it take here to start a new thread, imbed pics or have a custom avie? Talkin bout a buzzkill.:hmmm:

I've tried to do all three tonight without avail.

[kstater]

So how many posts does it take here to start a new thread, imbed pics or have a custom avie? Talkin bout a buzzkill.:hmmm:

I've tried to do all three tonight without avail.

Until you're not a n00b.

[seclark]

So how many posts does it take here to start a new thread, imbed pics or have a custom avie? Talkin bout a buzzkill.:hmmm:

I've tried to do all three tonight without avail.

how many have you got?
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[shirtsleeve]

Until you're not a n00b.

I guess....

[seclark]

I guess....

try it now.
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[Rain Man]

So how many posts does it take here to start a new thread, imbed pics or have a custom avie? Talkin bout a buzzkill.:hmmm:

I've tried to do all three tonight without avail.


Are you typing it and then hitting "submit"? Because when I started I would say stuff to the computer and I thought it would type it and enter it, but it wouldn't. Having said that, computers are more advanced now, so maybe yours does and you're not using the right tone of voice. I really don't know much about the tech end.

[shirtsleeve]

try it now.
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Still nuthin. Thanks though. It was going to be a copycat irreverent thread anyway...:sulk:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Still nuthin. Thanks though. It was going to be a copycat irreverent thread anyway...:sulk:

I made a quick adjustment. Try it now.

[crispystl]

i poor out some juice on ground for you homey

LMAFAO funniest post of the year

[seclark]

Still nuthin. Thanks though. It was going to be a copycat irreverent thread anyway...:sulk:

log out and log back in again...i'll watch from this side.
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[Simply Red]

save your talents, nasty. ....just keep up the magic mojo game day threads, and keep bangin' out tasty hard-shell tacos.

[shirtsleeve]

log out and log back in again...i'll watch from this side.
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OK I did that and still get the no permission when I click on a new thread.

[Bwana]

LMAO

http://www.probillfish.com/pics/homepage0.jpg

[Rain Man]

I made a quick adjustment. Try it now.


Are you resetting both the n0 variable and the 0b variable? If you don't reset them both it won't work.

[seclark]

OK I did that and still get the no permission when I click on a new thread.

let me check a couple things...have you changed your password?
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[Fire Me Boy!]

Are you resetting both the n0 variable and the 0b variable? If you don't reset them both it won't work.

Dammit! :banghead:

I forgot about the 0b setting.

I think sec has this under control though.

[Rain Man]

Yeah, you and seclark may be offsetting each other. Let's let seclark take it. Sorry about that.

[88TG88]

Are you resetting both the n0 variable and the 0b variable? If you don't reset them both it won't work.

lol

[shirtsleeve]

LMAO




Doh.
:o):homer:

[seclark]

Yeah, you and seclark may be offsetting each other. Let's let seclark take it. Sorry about that.

doesn't matter...i'm trying to help a guy in another thread try to change his avatar.
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[Rain Man]

Doh.
:o):homer:

I think he's onto us. Look natural.

Another 20 posts or so and I think seclark would've fixed it.

[crazycoffey]

doesn't matter...i'm trying to help a guy in another thread try to change his avatar.
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a day in the life of a mod....

[seclark]

I think he's onto us. Look natural.

Another 20 posts or so and I think seclark would've fixed it.

that's what i was working for. {looking at the sky and whistling.}
i'm really looking forward to his first thread though...hope he doesn't let me down.:thumb:
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[shirtsleeve]

that's what i was working for. {looking at the sky and whistling.}
i'm really looking forward to his first thread though...hope he doesn't let me down.:thumb:
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Well, after all this baiting, I guess I better really reach into my innermost depravity. I'll do my best, sir!

[Bugeater]

I can't believe you guys are fucking with this n00b like that. The best way to get your privileges is to send Bob Dole a dozen or so PMs, preferably with a lot of cuss words in them.

[seclark]

Well, after all this baiting, I guess I better really reach into my innermost depravity. I'll do my best, sir!

good man. change that avatar first, though. creepy, yaknow?
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[Bearcat]

LMAO


Lesson 1, the red usernames are mods and they can actually do stuff..... try it now.

[shirtsleeve]

good man. change that avatar first, though. creepy, yaknow?sec

That was my intention. Just sayin'

[seclark]

LMAO


Lesson 1, the red usernames are mods and they can actually do stuff..... try it now.

damnit bearcat...now mine isn't working.
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[Bearcat]

damnit bearcat...now mine isn't working.
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Oh snap, it's only my second day and I haven't even read the manual.


I'm going to need you to reboot...

[Bwana]

Oh snap, it's only my second day and I haven't even read the manual.


I'm going to need you to reboot...

Heh, I had a fire truck show up once today myself. :hmmm: After a few "oh shits." I think I have most of it figured out, at least the good stuff, like abusing trolls, and figuring out everyones mults.

[Rain Man]

The mods are here! Run!

[shirtsleeve]

Thanks! Now I gotta get creative n shit. Or not.

[Bwana]

The mods are here! Run!

Heh, we're only here for the beer and dancing girls. :thumb:

[seclark]

The mods are here! Run!

i know...busted.
we need someone to keep a lookout for the man.
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[Bwana]

Thanks! Now I gotta get creative n shit. Or not.

You have been here a year and only have 39 posts. It's time to get with the program. They can't be keeping you that busy over at Williams, can they.

[Bearcat]

Thanks! Now I gotta get creative n shit. Or not.

Hey wait, I didn't do anything! I was trying to have fun, too! :deevee:



Looks like you're a regular now though, so someone got it. #modabusefail

[seclark]

Thanks! Now I gotta get creative n shit. Or not.

you know, if your first thread is an "i'm leaving forever" job, it would be very funny.
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[Bwana]

i know...busted.
we need someone to keep a lookout for the man.
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Lookout for the man my ass, WTH did you do with the dancing girls, sec? :banghead:

[Bwana]

Hey wait, I didn't do anything! I was trying to have fun, too! :deevee:



Looks like you're a regular now though, so someone got it. #modabusefail

Mod abuse!!!

[seclark]

Lookout for the man my ass, WTH did you do with the dancing girls, sec? :banghead:

you can have them when i'm done, brother...i'm replacing one vice w/another.
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[Rams Fan]

LMAO


Lesson 1, the red usernames are mods and they can actually do stuff..... try it now.

Except there are no red names on Fire Fox, only Chrome.

[Bwana]

you can have them when i'm done, brother...i'm replacing one vice w/another.
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That a baby! It that's the case, keep them. :thumb:

[Bearcat]

Except there are no red names on Fire Fox, only Chrome.

I see red people... er, I use FF and see red usernames.

[seclark]

Except there are no red names on Fire Fox, only Chrome.

i got red names, and i'm using ff.
might be the newer version?
anyone?
bueller?
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[Rams Fan]

I see red people... er, I use FF and see red usernames.

I think I might have an older version of FF then. I only see the red people in Chrome.

[shirtsleeve]

You have been here a year and only have 39 posts. It's time to get with the program. They can't be keeping you that busy over at Williams, can they.

Hey!!!!

Spring break. Campus is empty...

[Bwana]

Hey!!!!

Spring break. Campus is empty...

Didn't leave for Mexico or anything, tisk tisk.

[Bearcat]

I think I might have an older version of FF then. I only see the red people in Chrome.

<----

What about now (in both browsers, please)?

[seclark]

<----

What about now (in both browsers, please)?

looks good on you...snicker.
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[kstater]

<----

What about now (in both browsers, please)?

2nd day on the job and you're gonna crash the DB.(you've made it teal color now)

[shirtsleeve]

Didn't leave for Mexico or anything, tisk tisk.

I wish. But I am a bit old and married for that. I work at willie world, not attend it. Tho chasin hardbodies around the beach would be fun. Life destroying, but fun.

Decisions....:hmmm:

[Bearcat]

2nd day on the job and you're gonna crash the DB.(you've made it teal color now)

Yes, I know... I can see it.

I was just curious what the problem could be with an older version of FF, and I wanted to push some buttons...

[Bwana]

I wish. But I am a bit old and married for that. I work at willie world, not attend it. Tho chasin hardbodies around the beach would be fun. Life destroying, but fun.

Decisions....:hmmm:

Heh, been there......those damn choices!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HbA_Zr2pCTo/S02gjiRq9sI/AAAAAAAADnQ/geeMjB_lqKQ/s400/hot3.jpg

[Rams Fan]

<----

What about now (in both browsers, please)?

Still black in FF. Holy shit, it's teal in Chrome.

[shirtsleeve]

Heh, been there......those damn choices!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HbA_Zr2pCTo/S02gjiRq9sI/AAAAAAAADnQ/geeMjB_lqKQ/s400/hot3.jpg

Yeah, me too. Never worked out quite like I'd hoped.

[Bearcat]

Still black in FF. Holy shit, it's teal in Chrome.

Okay, one more time in FF... you should now see red people.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Still nuthin. Thanks though. It was going to be a copycat irreverent thread anyway...:sulk:

PM Bob Dole, he'll fix it

:evil:

[Rams Fan]

Okay, one more time in FF... you should now see red people.

Yep. I see red people now.

[Bearcat]

Yep. I see red people now.

Yay, tech support is fun!



I probably broke it for all IE users or something... :shrug:

[Rain Man]

Yep. I see red people now.


I also see red people. But they don't know they're red.

[Rams Fan]

Yay, tech support is fun!



I probably broke it for all IE users or something... :shrug:

Well, they deserve it since they use IE.:evil:

[Bearcat]

Well, they deserve it since they use IE.:evil:

Yeah, that's why I didn't change it back... if old/new FF users as well as Chrome users can see it, I think it's safe.

You should see more red people, btw... I only changed admins before, but now Bwana, Flopnuts, etc should be red, too.

[milkman]

milk dude i have more brain power in my little pinky. Also who are you to say who smart or not many people are smart in their own ways. Stop hating and give me my damn milk.

Not hating.

Just calling it like I see it.


So how many posts does it take here to start a new thread, imbed pics or have a custom avie? Talkin bout a buzzkill.:hmmm:

I've tried to do all three tonight without avail.

People around here have been trying to taech others proper grammar to no avail.

[Rams Fan]

Yeah, that's why I didn't change it back... if old/new FF users as well as Chrome users can see it, I think it's safe.

You should see more red people, btw... I only changed admins before, but now Bwana, Flopnuts, etc should be red, too.

Yeah, everybody's that's an admin/mod is a red person.

[milkman]

This thread is becoming racist.

[Rams Fan]

This thread is becoming racist.

Is it because you aren't part of the red people?

[Crush]

Yeah, everybody's that's an admin/mod is a red person.

You will be hearing from my lawyers. /Daniel Snyder

[Bearcat]

This thread is becoming racist.

I'm not saying that red people are better... I'm saying that being red is clearly better....



/ck louis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY)

[big nasty kcnut]

Well milk I'm not dumb and also my blog is read by many of America greatest minds conservatives and liberals

[milkman]

Well milk I'm not dumb and also my blog is read by many of America greatest minds conservatives and liberals

I'm not trying to get into a pissing match here.

Your inability to form a coherent sentence suggests strongly that you ain't none too bright.

That's all I have to use to form an opinion with.

Given what I read here, I would say that those "greatest minds" are reading your blog out of sympathy.

[DaFace]

Hey wait, I didn't do anything! I was trying to have fun, too! :deevee:



Looks like you're a regular now though, so someone got it. #modabusefail

There's nothing in the log, so he must've gotten enough posts/rep to be automatically promoted. I think.

[Bearcat]

There's nothing in the log, so he must've gotten enough posts/rep to be automatically promoted. I think.

Logs, eh... guess I don't have to tell you about the other changes then. :evil:

[Rams Fan]

Logs, eh... guess I don't have to tell you about the other changes then. :evil:

Do they include breaking the flexcapacitor?

[DaFace]

Logs, eh... guess I don't have to tell you about the other changes then. :evil:

Heh...just as long as you don't break stuff, I don't care. I went ape shit crazy fixing stuff that bothered me when I first was modded.

Of course, most of the reason I was picked was that I kept bitching about all the stuff that was broken, so I kind of figured it was part of the deal.

P.S. When you go to the user page, there's a link to the user change log at the top of the left column. That's the one I'm talking about, though there are much less useful logs out there as well.

[Iowanian]

i think you make kickass mod big nasty you lick blister on stripper bean and she like it.

[Bearcat]

Heh...just as long as you don't break stuff, I don't care. I went ape shit crazy fixing stuff that bothered me when I first was modded.

Of course, most of the reason I was picked was that I kept bitching about all the stuff that was broken, so I kind of figured it was part of the deal.

P.S. When you go to the user page, there's a link to the user change log at the top of the left column. That's the one I'm talking about, though there are much less useful logs out there as well.

Cool.... all I did was add a # in front of the color codes for mods and admins, so it shows up red in FF v3... apparently some browsers throw out the color if it's not there. It was much more of a curiosity thing (since Rams Fan said he didn't see red people) than fixing an annoyance (since it already worked in my browser)... but I'm sure I'll do some of that, too. Stuff like that and the guy who couldn't post yet at least gets me into the console to see what can be changed.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Well milk I'm not dumb and also my blog is read by many of America greatest minds conservatives and liberals

Can you PM me a link to your blog. I'm intrigued.

[Saulbadguy]

Can you PM me a link to your blog. I'm intrigued.

:thumb:

[milkman]

Can you PM me a link to your blog. I'm intrigued.

Do a search.

He posted a link to his blog on here within the last 3 or 4 weeks, give or take.


Edit:

Here ya go.

http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/please-pray-for-japan-and-other-musing.html (http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/please-pray-for-japan-and-other-musing.html)

[Fire Me Boy!]

OK. So to be completely fair, I've read a couple blog posts, and I don't think you're dumb at all.

However, your writing style can understandably make someone think otherwise. Your punctuation is horrendous. Just gawd awful. Run-on sentences are just unacceptable. You routinely have subject/verb agreement errors, miss possession vs. plural, and generally appear to have no clue how to properly form a sentence.

That said, just because you don't have a penchant for prose doesn't mean you're dumb. I've known a number of very intelligent individuals that couldn't form a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.

But nothing you're doing can't be fixed. Google "subject/verb agreement" and "possessives versus plural" to get those things nailed down. Figure out how to use punctuation. It'll go a long way.

JMO. Carry on.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Well milk I'm not dumb and also my blog is read by many of America greatest minds conservatives and liberals

For instance. This sentence is awful. Should be:

Well, milk, I'm not dumb. My blog is read by many of America's greatest minds, conservatives and liberals alike.

or

**** you piece of **** ****wad, I'll rip out your ****ing eyes and **** the sockets with your **** ***** ** **** ** ********** *** ****. I'm leaving forever.

[Sofa King]

For instance. This sentence is awful. Should be:



or

LMAO

[The Franchise]

Do a search.

He posted a link to his blog on here within the last 3 or 4 weeks, give or take.


Edit:

Here ya go.

http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/please-pray-for-japan-and-other-musing.html (http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/please-pray-for-japan-and-other-musing.html)

He needs a friend to go through and correct everything before he posts it.

[NewChief]

OK. So to be completely fair, I've read a couple blog posts, and I don't think you're dumb at all.

However, your writing style can understandably make someone think otherwise. Your punctuation is horrendous. Just gawd awful. Run-on sentences are just unacceptable. You routinely have subject/verb agreement errors, miss possession vs. plural, and generally appear to have no clue how to properly form a sentence.

That said, just because you don't have a penchant for prose doesn't mean you're dumb. I've known a number of very intelligent individuals that couldn't form a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.

But nothing you're doing can't be fixed. Google "subject/verb agreement" and "possessives versus plural" to get those things nailed down. Figure out how to use punctuation. It'll go a long way.

JMO. Carry on.


He's had numerous offers of help with grammar and proofreading by members on here. He's also been offered tons of advice for alternatives to the written word that still make use of his passions (since he has problems with it). He's, evidently, uninterested in constructive criticism.