April 2011 - Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli Appreciation Month

[Rain Man]

Please help spread the word to any other forums you visit. I would like to make this a global phenomenon. The world should never forget Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli.

So celebrate with your family. Educate others. Or just take a few quiet moments in bed before you go to sleep to reflect on Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli. The world will be a better place for it.

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Thanks to ClevelandBronco for the incredible graphic.

Please report on this thread any other locations where you announce Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli Appreciation Month. It's originating on Chiefsplanet, so we need to track its progress for statistical purposes.


Edit: Including the holiday notice in your signature is also a good way to spread the word. You can do this not only on Chiefsplanet, but also on your work e-mails. Thank you.

[sedated]

This one?

<img src="http://www.mevin.com/stuff/ValerieBertinelli.jpg">

[Rain Man]

There is only one Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli.

[Frazod]

:drool: I'm just the right age to have developed my first adolescent TV crush on Valerie. I watched One Day at a Time for the sole purpose of seeing her. The episodes that focused on that vile hag McKenzie Phillips always pissed me off. When it comes to women I've always preferred brunettes with big brown eyes, and I'm pretty sure she's the reason.

She still looks that good, too.

[Dartgod]

Oh, the things I did to her in my mind.

:drool:
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[Stinger]

This one?

<img src="http://www.mevin.com/stuff/ValerieBertinelli.jpg">

or

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/bertinelli/valerie_bertinelli3.jpg

or

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/bertinelli/valerie_bertinelli4.jpg

[eazyb81]

Wow you guys are really old.

[Frazod]

Oh, the things I did to her in my mind.

:drool:
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THISTHISTHIS

I'm still doing them, too. :)

[Rain Man]

Wow you guys are really old.

But photographs and reruns of One Day At A Time never age. And that, my friend, is the key to making a new generation aware of Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli. The whole reason for the holiday is to help out those too young to remember.

[Frazod]

Wow you guys are really old.

Go to your room. :harumph:

[siberian khatru]

I used to work with (and am still FB friends with) a girl who was a cross between Valerie Bertinelli and Bridget Fonda. :drool:

[Rain Man]

I used to work with (and am still FB friends with) a girl who was a cross between Valerie Bertinelli and Bridget Fonda. :drool:

Now I'm envisioning Valerie Bertinelli mating with Bridget Fonda. This is going to be a great month.

[Deberg_1990]

:The episodes that focused on that vile hag McKenzie Phillips always pissed me off.

Even notorious poon hound John Milner wouldnt touch that in American Grafetti.

[siberian khatru]

Even notorious poon hound John Milner wouldnt touch that in American Grafetti.

That's only because she was 13. A few more years and he would've ripped it to shreds.

[BigRichard]

Even notorious poon hound John Milner wouldnt touch that in American Grafetti.

John Phillips says he would tap dat ass.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Wow you guys are really old.

Get off my lawn ;)

[Bwana]

Oh, the things I did to her in my mind.

:drool:
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Indeed LMAO

[Dante84]

Oh, Valerie Bertandernie

[peckergnat]

Even notorious poon hound John Milner wouldnt touch that in American Grafetti.

I'm sure Schneider tried to knock dust off that pooty.

[LiveSteam]

Eddie must have used the same hair dresser
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/bertinelli/valerie_bertinelli3.jpg

http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/images/EddieVanHalen.jpg

[Frazod]

Back in the day they sort of looked alike - almost a sibling resemblance. I remember reading that it was one of the things that initially drew them to each other.

[ClevelandBronco]

Back in the day they sort of looked alike - almost a sibling resemblance. I remember reading that it was one of the things that initially drew them to each other.

Remember Bianca Jagger? I figure Mick just wanted to know what it would be like to fuck himself.

[HonestChieffan]

Dane knows her.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I think I'll put her picture up in my collection chamber and see what kind of response I get. Thanks !

[Titty Meat]

http://www.popaholicsanonymous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chris-hanson-nice-to-see-you.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

My I'd still hit it at 50 post:
http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/valerie-bertinelli-bikini.jpg

[JOhn]

That's only because she was 13. A few more years and he would've ripped it to shreds.

I''d hit it now....http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25526_365824076085_296797666085_4269967_7191509_n.jpg

[Frazod]

I''d hit it now....http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25526_365824076085_296797666085_4269967_7191509_n.jpg

It is amazing how much better she looks now. Back then, even the mom was 100 times hotter.

[Pitt Gorilla]

My I'd still hit it at 50 post:
http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/valerie-bertinelli-bikini.jpgThat would work.

[cdcox]

I wonder what the #1 google hit is for

teenage vallerie bertinelli

?

[Rain Man]

I wonder what the #1 google hit is for

teenage vallerie bertinelli

?


That tears it. We have to make this a go now. Come on, everyone. Add the picture to your signature. Promote it on other websites.

Keep in mind that if this thing takes off, she'll likely find it at some point and start posting here, and how cool would it be if Valerie Bertinelli was a regular chiefsplanet poster, showing up at the bash and stuff and sharing barbecue recipes and complaining about Van Halen not being in the Rock N Poll?

[Frazod]

That tears it. We have to make this a go now. Come on, everyone. Add the picture to your signature. Promote it on other websites.

Keep in mind that if this thing takes off, she'll likely find it at some point and start posting here, and how cool would it be if Valerie Bertinelli was a regular chiefsplanet poster, showing up at the bash and stuff and sharing barbecue recipes and complaining about Van Halen not being in the Rock N Poll?

That would be cool, except that if I ever met her in person I'm sure I'd be instantly reduced to a drooling imbecile, and by the time I snapped out of it the wife would have already brained me with the nearest blunt object. :$2500:

[btlook1]

Since we are going to back to those younger days....Heres one for you...Dolly in her prime...

[Predarat]

I''d hit it now....http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25526_365824076085_296797666085_4269967_7191509_n.jpg

Dayum I have never wanted to be a guard rail so much in my entire life.

[Mr. Laz]

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/8255/bertinelli19.th.jpg (http://img585.imageshack.us/i/bertinelli19.jpg/) http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3779/bertinelli.th.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/bertinelli.jpg/) http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/2063/bertinelli21.th.jpg (http://img862.imageshack.us/i/bertinelli21.jpg/)
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1544/bertinelli7.th.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/bertinelli7.jpg/) http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8292/bertinelli5.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/bertinelli5.jpg/)

[alpha_omega]

Excellent thread!

More Val and less Mackenzie please!

[journeyscarab]

:drool: I'm just the right age to have developed my first adolescent TV crush on Valerie. I watched One Day at a Time for the sole purpose of seeing her. The episodes that focused on that vile hag McKenzie Phillips always pissed me off. When it comes to women I've always preferred brunettes with big brown eyes, and I'm pretty sure she's the reason.

She still looks that good, too.

REP! :thumb:

The episodes that focused on that vile hag McKenzie Phillips always pissed me off.
NO DOUBT!

[T-post Tom]

Dayum I have never wanted to be a guard rail so much in my entire life.

Daddy's sloppy seconds.

[T-post Tom]

Keeping with that spirit: I think May should be "Super Sultry But Ever Classy Jaclyn Smith Appreciation Month"


http://www.lastchanceforgas.com/FavoriteLadies_3_files/droppedImage.png

[mcan]

Keeping with that spirit: I think May should be "Super Sultry But Ever Classy Jaclyn Smith Appreciation Month"


http://www.lastchanceforgas.com/FavoriteLadies_3_files/droppedImage.png

Whoa... who the hell is that in your sig, t-post tom? Yowza.

[LiveSteam]

Still no nude pic of Val yet? :-(

[ClevelandBronco]

Still no nude pic of Val yet? :-(

Valerie doesn't roll like that.

Best I could do:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-fat1.jpg

[HonestChieffan]

Valerie doesn't roll like that.

Best I could do:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-fat1.jpg


May your eyes drip blood for that.

[Rain Man]

please note that this is not an april fool's thread. we have been, are, and will continue to be deadly serious about creating this holiday.
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[Dartgod]

Valerie doesn't roll like that.

Best I could do:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-fat1.jpg
You fucker!
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[luv]

FTR, she's cute and all, but I feel kinda weird coming into a Lounge that is dedicated to appreciating her.

[Rain Man]

Keeping with that spirit: I think May should be "Super Sultry But Ever Classy Jaclyn Smith Appreciation Month"


http://www.lastchanceforgas.com/FavoriteLadies_3_files/droppedImage.png

That's a really good idea.

[Rain Man]

FTR, she's cute and all, but I feel kinda weird coming into a Lounge that is dedicated to appreciating her.

It's only for April. May will be for Jaclyn Smith.

[Rain Man]

I'd like to thank everyone for their participation in Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli Appreciation Month. It was a good inaugural year. We started small to test the concept, but I think it has legs, much like Smokin' Hot Teenage But Over 18 Valerie Bertinelli has legs.

Next year we'll continue growing the event, and we look forward to taking it worldwide.

[MOhillbilly]

Thank god thats over.

[RockChalk]

Thank god thats over.

Wait...isn't it now Super Sultry But Ever Classy Jaclyn Smith Appreciation Month?

[Stewie]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/06/28/0627_jaclyn_smith_getty_wi-1.jpg