Got some good news today.

[SPchief]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

[booyaf2]

April Fools?

[Reerun_KC]

wasnt me....

[Buck]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

Nice dude.

I just found I that I can save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but your news beats mine.

[ChiTown]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

I'd be scared if you were excited.

[RockChalk]

Congrats if true. But I question her timing on this one...

[DMAC]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

Hey...moron...she's fuckin with you.

Tell her you wanna break up.

[Phobia]

Just pretend like you think its hers. I mean, I always used protection but there could have been a couple of accidents.

[Donger]

If you are suggesting that she is pregnant, you better believe that she is expecting.

[Fritz88]

dump her while you can.

[The Franchise]

Your response should be.....

"What a coincidence!?!?!?! Your sister told me the same thing an hour ago. How much fun is this going to be???"

[Hydrae]

Nice dude.

I just found I that I can save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but your news beats mine.

Wow, been living under a rock?

[ModSocks]

Tell her you're taking her to the Maury Show.

[Dante84]

Say, "OH THATS FUNNY, BECAUSE I HAD A VASECTOMY LAST JUNE. PACK YOUR BAGS."

Say it in all caps, too.

[Otter]

Sorry for the big head.

[Bane]

Can't be mine,because I PIIHB.
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[Inspector]

Any idea who the father is?

[Bump]

The April fools joke is coming tonight when she lets you know I'm the father. Sorry 'bout that.

[bevischief]

congrats!

[kstater]

Letting you know now, that baby's gonna look a whole lot like me.

[AirForceChief]

...don't know if I should be scared or excited.

Yes to both...yes to both.

[Rausch]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting.

Wow.

See, If I knocked up my g/f I'd be in some serious DEEP $#it...

[luv]

Wow.

See, If I knocked up my g/f I'd be in some serious DEEP $#it...

Yeah. Not sure your wife would like that very much.

[R8RFAN]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

When are you two kids getting married?

Congrats !!!

[patteeu]

Were you born in a barn? You're supposed to get married before you start having kids. :Poke:

Seriously, are you going to marry her before the kid is born?

[Titty Meat]

HogFarmers boar seamen does wonders.

[Saulbadguy]

Heh.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

HogFarmers boar seamen does wonders.

I need to take her off my mailing list, she told me she raised show hogs.

[DTLB58]

When is the wedding?

[Johnny Vegas]

Nice dude.

I just found I that I can save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but your news beats mine.

REALLY!?! 'cause I just stayed at a holiday inn last night...news beats mine.

BTW...condolences to the OP.

[Braincase]

Have you told your wife yet?

[Over-Head]

The girlfriend told me this morning we're expecting. 10 weeks in so far, don't know if I should be scared or excited.

Congrats!!

[bevischief]

Have you told your wife yet?

ROFL

[Iowanian]

The kid isn't mine, but she might not shit right for a week.