acesn8s
04-02-2011, 12:40 AM
I come on here and I'm the subject of banning? Who's shoe did I piss on now? What the **** did I do? Can I ask what i did? Ban me, I deserve it.... I really need to back off of the douchbaggery attitude for a minute... Hey, I think I've gone two whole days without offending anybody. **** you guys, I'm leaving forever. I actually felt important... that was my first thought, I am somebody here... guess not. No need for a poll. Adieu, Ciao, Auf Wiedersehen, and Sayonara! What the **** did I ever do to you guys to be pissed at me? Now why would you want to ban the poster that makes your blood boil? He keeps his shit going so you will not be bored. If you stop looking at the back of his head and look at the whole picture, you will notice he has his head between the legs of a woman and he is sucking on a cl*t not a penis. I still hate the ****ing Eagles. F#ckin jerk head, and I had just read the AF joke thread and the stories in there and Phobia's link to the prank on Endelt about the eagle scout rejection and all of the funny stuff in that thread and scrolled up to see this as a sticky and was shocked. Like WTF did I do to this prick? He really is the evil spawn of that mean old bugger milkman! Fine! I don't need you guys. All I need is this lamp, and nothing else...and...and this chair...and nothing else...and...and...this paddle ball...and...and nothing else... Come on, Shit Head, let's go! Shit Head, let's go... WTF?? I barely even post comments. I Do get on here every day for my daily soaps, and jerry springer bullshit though. I Actually took a double take when when I saw the headline. I knew I was in trouble once Floppy was named a mod. What the hell?? It was only a matter of time before someone found out. I can run but I can't hide. The thick, rich douchiness will always surface, and the Superhuman Mods will ALWAYS flush us out. You will rue the day, Mr. Flopnuts, for we are growing in numbers and strength. We will infiltrate every orifice of CP with our douchbag ways. You may have won this battle, but the war will NEVER end. It's the perfect opportunity for me to define my enemies.......... May your nose be removed from your face & your cock put in it's place. It will flop around all over your face leaving drops of pee in it's wake & your co-workers will bring in bacon sandwiches so they can may it twitch. Well hell I kind of feel cheated. Ban me, i dont give a sh*t. Well damn isn't like I burnt down Alex Gordon's house. W.T.F. People? that makes my heart sad!!! The madness! Nobody is immune! Wow! Over 50% want me banned! Now I know how obama feels. I feel like i'm in medieval times next to a gillatean with people shouting. "Off with the douches Head!!" Haters gonna hate. Do it and quit talking about it... Wake up, get to work, log into CP to check the morning news and BOOM. I am getting voted off the island... Is this because I broke the news about Cassel being traded??? DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!!! A slight pang of fear trembled through my bowels. Shouldn't that be everyone's first reaction? It's certainly easier to fall for if you've stepped on enough toes that you might warrant a real one. I get up to take a leak at 3:00 in the morning and login for a second while I'm half asleep. At first I figure it's a joke thread - as a new mod, maybe Flopnuts has seen the "complaints about frazod" vault and decided to have a little fun with me, so I play along. But in the back of my mind I'm wondering if it's for real. Nice... I was about to ask if mods would give infractions to anyone who made a joke today without fully disclosing it was a joke. What the hell did I do? I rarely post. If you do it might just save my job, I got a chewing out for non productivity, and this site is a major cause of that! Damn, I had a knot in my throat.
I see you think pretty highly of yourself... The Mods around here have finally pissed me off to the point where I can no longer be a member at Chiefsplanet. I'm happy to have met some nice people over the years who I call friends and will continue to call friends. You all know how to reach me. To the rest, **** off and die. Later.
The first thought that crossed my mind was I need to lay off the jerkoff jokes but not now. You would miss me an you know it.... Admit it, deep down, you like me... See if I ever take you to Gino's again to buy me deep dish pizza, asshole! This place went to hell ever since that flopnuts guy became a mod. Just got home from work, and a reading about a Shocker victory, and now I'm banned? Wow! I login this morning and to my surprise I see that I am being recognized for my gigantic douchebag contributions. I finally exist. OrangeMane did this once a few years back, I knew that this was it. So what's the problem ? Finally I'm recognized around here for my achievements. What can I say I rock!! This is pretty humorous I must say... I rarely ever post Mr. Flopnuts... Sweet! Free Press! Works for Lindsay and Paris. Yeah....because we all know that you hate me. I barely even post, so I was wondering what I did. I guess I should comment on the this poll about ME! One of my more disturbing repeating dreams is about molesting an Ewok. I don't know if the Ewok is male or female (or if Ewoks have different genders), but that little purring/growling noise that it makes is very erotic. Without question No, but I did piss on the brono statue at the new Pile High after it was built!
Floppy,
Good one for me to wake up to... 9 hours to attend an irish wedding here in Phoenix. I don't think too many people will be standing at Robbie Fox's Pub after 11pm tonight here. Including me...Great way to gain notoriety! At the rate in which I post, the Chief will have won their second SB before I notice. Who on EARTH would do something so inconsiderate? OK you evil bastards I just got here to see this chit hurts me to no end .. first Ive been banned from my bedroom by the ole-woman now this .. Im going to the garage and flop me nuts then hanging me self .. bye you evil bastards .... MOD ABUSE!!!!!!!
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Funny, all my log in names are being banned, even the ones I barely use. Banning without representation is tyranny. We will be suing. . .True, but it made me forget who I was for a minute. Now my lurkers are lurking me. . .and it ain't fun being lurked when you think you are the lurking master. I gotta contact the WPP for a new ID and location. Life's tough if you're a cream puff. . . Well, at least I got a new screen saver outta all this... I'm getting all the credit on this, but DaFace and Bearcat deserve more than me. You're welcome. And, Mr. Flopnuts, FTR...may the organisms and critters of a 1,000 medieval whores infest your groin. I was young! I needed the money! What? I don't deserve this at all. Is it my tendency to post random non sequitur gifs? My heart sunk a little and I actually thought, "Holy crap, what did I do to Floppy?!?!" Damn, there for a second, I thought someone actually knew my name. I would, but Mr. Flopnuts wants to ban me. Just people just can't handle power when they get them. I think I oughta start a movement to recall Mr. Flopnuts.
TO THE BATTLE, MEN!
I'm glad I did it. I have no regrets. The world needed to see those pictures of you, Flopnuts. Actually had me worried I'd done something wrong and wasn't aware of it for a second. What I want to know is just how long had this been in the works? yea wtf did i do, i havent been on here and posting for a while. Did I miss something? Ok ...but I want a chance to be a REAL DOUCHEBAG before I go. Guess I better get to work! I just logged on. Was getting ready to post in another thread... and then I saw this STICKIED AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM. I'm going to read through this thread. And I will exact my revenge on every soul that dares to tangle with yours ****ing truly. It's happening, bitches. It's happening. Sweet my first attention whore thread! And I didn't even have to start it!!!! Wow, I am honored sir! Top Billing on ChiefsPlanet, on the day common sense died! please allow me a moment to compose myself... I defend my right to be a douchebag, it is the essence of ChiefsPlanet after all! Even if I'm mistaken for somebody else. In fact, especially if I'm mistaken for somebody else! my email account got hacked last night and someone sent out a bunch of viagra ads to everyone I have ever emailed. I got a ton of calls and txts this morning from people and I seriously though t this was somehow related. . . . . Especially hilarious, since I've been basically a lurker for the last 4 years. My first thought was, "if this isn't a joke, I must have really pissed this dude off years ago. just sat down with my morning coffee and damn near spit all over my keyboard when i saw that floppy wanted to ban me... i thought, wtf did i do? That's a mute point. ur a piece of shit. i was like "what the hell did i do? nobody even know how much a douche i am in real life?". nice. can we have a reduction of mods? maybe put it in a poll, even?
I've heard of you but only because Kotter was telling me about you.
You know DAMN well what you did mister! Sure we know who you are, you're the guy who's breath smells like one of those peep show booths. WTF did I do? Quit being a ****ing douche, man! Don't play f**king stupid. You damn well what you did and you are gone! Man I picked some day to log in! My heart dropped. GFY!! You're all a bunch of whiny twats and I'm sick of your shit!! "I like Cassel... no wait, I hate Cassel" JFC! Make up your damn minds!!
To my friends... if you need to get in touch w/ me, I'll be at Dane's house eating all of his Rice Krispy treats and playing on his PS3. Have a nice ****ing day! I do have to say, it's a bit demoralizing to have a giant headline that says I'm a douche every time I look at the Lounge. There are those who face that dilemma practically every day. WTF, did I do??? Alright, I guess I'll just leave forever. Tell Dane I said Hi when he comes back :'( Floppy is going to change my name to Broken Tackle(or something worse).... Which one? Prick. Not really sure who shit in your oatmeal, but hey what the hell...Todalooo 4321
He's a Canadian Raider fan, what do you expect? WTF? Did I do? I don't even post much... Ban me please like I gives a ****. It's douche concentrated is the reason. Yeah, I think it graveled his ass. Maybe he's out of weed. Probably makes him cranky.
So... we are banning acesn8s, right?
I don't know why we're still talking about it. :doh!:
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!! I'm gone dude!!!! I don't feel the love anymore. So I wonder who the 39 were that voted no? No need to ban me. I'll just quit on my own like all the other audiophiles.
So, I finally draw some attention around here and its for some other than my brilliant takes on chiefs....its for bring banned for being the best possible lurker of all time....name another that gets 33 plus pages and doesn't even start the original post...greatest day of my internet life!!!! Thank you all for making this happen!! Whoa... I feel like I'm in a dream.
I might add the penis sucking was only once or twice between the early morning and 10:00 mass. I cannot believe a poll/thread about me made 500 posts!!!!
What the hell did I do? I should've probably been banned the day I registered.....
I see you think pretty highly of yourself... The Mods around here have finally pissed me off to the point where I can no longer be a member at Chiefsplanet. I'm happy to have met some nice people over the years who I call friends and will continue to call friends. You all know how to reach me. To the rest, **** off and die. Later.
The first thought that crossed my mind was I need to lay off the jerkoff jokes but not now. You would miss me an you know it.... Admit it, deep down, you like me... See if I ever take you to Gino's again to buy me deep dish pizza, asshole! This place went to hell ever since that flopnuts guy became a mod. Just got home from work, and a reading about a Shocker victory, and now I'm banned? Wow! I login this morning and to my surprise I see that I am being recognized for my gigantic douchebag contributions. I finally exist. OrangeMane did this once a few years back, I knew that this was it. So what's the problem ? Finally I'm recognized around here for my achievements. What can I say I rock!! This is pretty humorous I must say... I rarely ever post Mr. Flopnuts... Sweet! Free Press! Works for Lindsay and Paris. Yeah....because we all know that you hate me. I barely even post, so I was wondering what I did. I guess I should comment on the this poll about ME! One of my more disturbing repeating dreams is about molesting an Ewok. I don't know if the Ewok is male or female (or if Ewoks have different genders), but that little purring/growling noise that it makes is very erotic. Without question No, but I did piss on the brono statue at the new Pile High after it was built!
Floppy,
Good one for me to wake up to... 9 hours to attend an irish wedding here in Phoenix. I don't think too many people will be standing at Robbie Fox's Pub after 11pm tonight here. Including me...Great way to gain notoriety! At the rate in which I post, the Chief will have won their second SB before I notice. Who on EARTH would do something so inconsiderate? OK you evil bastards I just got here to see this chit hurts me to no end .. first Ive been banned from my bedroom by the ole-woman now this .. Im going to the garage and flop me nuts then hanging me self .. bye you evil bastards .... MOD ABUSE!!!!!!!
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Funny, all my log in names are being banned, even the ones I barely use. Banning without representation is tyranny. We will be suing. . .True, but it made me forget who I was for a minute. Now my lurkers are lurking me. . .and it ain't fun being lurked when you think you are the lurking master. I gotta contact the WPP for a new ID and location. Life's tough if you're a cream puff. . . Well, at least I got a new screen saver outta all this... I'm getting all the credit on this, but DaFace and Bearcat deserve more than me. You're welcome. And, Mr. Flopnuts, FTR...may the organisms and critters of a 1,000 medieval whores infest your groin. I was young! I needed the money! What? I don't deserve this at all. Is it my tendency to post random non sequitur gifs? My heart sunk a little and I actually thought, "Holy crap, what did I do to Floppy?!?!" Damn, there for a second, I thought someone actually knew my name. I would, but Mr. Flopnuts wants to ban me. Just people just can't handle power when they get them. I think I oughta start a movement to recall Mr. Flopnuts.
TO THE BATTLE, MEN!
I'm glad I did it. I have no regrets. The world needed to see those pictures of you, Flopnuts. Actually had me worried I'd done something wrong and wasn't aware of it for a second. What I want to know is just how long had this been in the works? yea wtf did i do, i havent been on here and posting for a while. Did I miss something? Ok ...but I want a chance to be a REAL DOUCHEBAG before I go. Guess I better get to work! I just logged on. Was getting ready to post in another thread... and then I saw this STICKIED AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM. I'm going to read through this thread. And I will exact my revenge on every soul that dares to tangle with yours ****ing truly. It's happening, bitches. It's happening. Sweet my first attention whore thread! And I didn't even have to start it!!!! Wow, I am honored sir! Top Billing on ChiefsPlanet, on the day common sense died! please allow me a moment to compose myself... I defend my right to be a douchebag, it is the essence of ChiefsPlanet after all! Even if I'm mistaken for somebody else. In fact, especially if I'm mistaken for somebody else! my email account got hacked last night and someone sent out a bunch of viagra ads to everyone I have ever emailed. I got a ton of calls and txts this morning from people and I seriously though t this was somehow related. . . . . Especially hilarious, since I've been basically a lurker for the last 4 years. My first thought was, "if this isn't a joke, I must have really pissed this dude off years ago. just sat down with my morning coffee and damn near spit all over my keyboard when i saw that floppy wanted to ban me... i thought, wtf did i do? That's a mute point. ur a piece of shit. i was like "what the hell did i do? nobody even know how much a douche i am in real life?". nice. can we have a reduction of mods? maybe put it in a poll, even?
I've heard of you but only because Kotter was telling me about you.
You know DAMN well what you did mister! Sure we know who you are, you're the guy who's breath smells like one of those peep show booths. WTF did I do? Quit being a ****ing douche, man! Don't play f**king stupid. You damn well what you did and you are gone! Man I picked some day to log in! My heart dropped. GFY!! You're all a bunch of whiny twats and I'm sick of your shit!! "I like Cassel... no wait, I hate Cassel" JFC! Make up your damn minds!!
To my friends... if you need to get in touch w/ me, I'll be at Dane's house eating all of his Rice Krispy treats and playing on his PS3. Have a nice ****ing day! I do have to say, it's a bit demoralizing to have a giant headline that says I'm a douche every time I look at the Lounge. There are those who face that dilemma practically every day. WTF, did I do??? Alright, I guess I'll just leave forever. Tell Dane I said Hi when he comes back :'( Floppy is going to change my name to Broken Tackle(or something worse).... Which one? Prick. Not really sure who shit in your oatmeal, but hey what the hell...Todalooo 4321
He's a Canadian Raider fan, what do you expect? WTF? Did I do? I don't even post much... Ban me please like I gives a ****. It's douche concentrated is the reason. Yeah, I think it graveled his ass. Maybe he's out of weed. Probably makes him cranky.
So... we are banning acesn8s, right?
I don't know why we're still talking about it. :doh!:
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!! I'm gone dude!!!! I don't feel the love anymore. So I wonder who the 39 were that voted no? No need to ban me. I'll just quit on my own like all the other audiophiles.
So, I finally draw some attention around here and its for some other than my brilliant takes on chiefs....its for bring banned for being the best possible lurker of all time....name another that gets 33 plus pages and doesn't even start the original post...greatest day of my internet life!!!! Thank you all for making this happen!! Whoa... I feel like I'm in a dream.
I might add the penis sucking was only once or twice between the early morning and 10:00 mass. I cannot believe a poll/thread about me made 500 posts!!!!
What the hell did I do? I should've probably been banned the day I registered.....