If there's no NFL football in September, how will your life be different?

[DaFace]

Simple question. I thought this might be an interesting discussion.

[KurtCobain]

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[pr_capone]

I'll be forced to go to church instead. Depending on your perspective, that is either a good or a bad thing.

That aside, I'll be working on getting a refund for my season tix.

[Braincase]

There will be football in September. I'm the head coach of a Lawrence Youth Football team, and we play on Sundays. If anybody wants to see my boys, we play at the fields in southwest Lawrence. My boys play 12:30.

[LiveSteam]

More hunting than normal.

[KurtCobain]

I'm just gonna go ballistic. I'll hunt down and rape the innocent and slay those involved with the absence of the NFL.

[pr_capone]

I'm just gonna go ballistic. I'll hunt down and rape the innocent and slay those involved with the absence of the NFL.

oooh!!!!

I'm innocent!!!!

http://www.dreamstime.com/man-with-the-finger-thumb659141.jpg

[DaFace]

As for me, it would probably cause a lot of little changes. First on the financial side, I wouldn't be paying for NFLST, and I wouldn't have an urge to spend a ton of money making the trek to Arrowhead. That's probably worth $500 or so at a minimum.

Given that, I'd probably try and get into the other sports I follow more. I'm a casual Rockies fan and a reasonably big Avalanche fan, so I'd probably spend some of that extra cash going to those games instead. It's a lot easier to go to games locally after all, so I could probably stretch that $500 savings into at least 4 or 5 games for the other two sports.

If the whole mess happened to stretch into November, I'd also have more time on the weekends to hit the slopes, which is quickly becoming an obsession of mine.

On the negative side, football presents a lot of social opportunities, so I probably wouldn't get together with people as much on the weekends. Or drink as much, most likely. :)

Anyway, it actually doesn't sound all that bad when I really think about it. That said, hopefully I'll be forced to watch football anyway.

[LiveSteam]

I'm just gonna go ballistic. I'll hunt down and rape the innocent and slay those involved with the absence of the NFL.
Go hunt down a prairie chicken & rape it

[DaFace]

There will be football in September. I'm the head coach of a Lawrence Youth Football team, and we play on Sundays. If anybody wants to see my boys, we play at the fields in southwest Lawrence. My boys play 12:30.

Good point, and title updated to clarify.

[R8RFAN]

I will play with my wiener more

[Easy 6]

Melancholy & the Infinite Sadness

[el borracho]

Less bourbon, more getting stuff done, SuperBowl expectations unaffected.

[LiveSteam]

I will play with my wiener more

:LOL:

[kstater]

Football will still be played in September. Maybe not professionally though.

[Bugeater]

It will be one less season that I have to watch Matt Cassel, so I'd have to say it will be an improvement.

[KurtCobain]

Go hunt down a prairie chicken & rape it


Those things aren't innocent. They'll lick peanut butter off your balls quicker than a golden retriever.

[R8RFAN]

Those things aren't innocent. They'll lick peanut butter off your balls quicker than a golden retriever.

bugeater will too

[luv]

Less Sunday trips to KC, less tailgating, and much more boring Sunday afternoons.

[LiveSteam]

Those things aren't innocent. They'll lick peanut butter off your balls quicker than a golden retriever.

Not innocent. But fun to rape none the less. COCK A DOODLE DO

[R8RFAN]

Less Sunday trips to KC, less tailgating, and much more boring Sunday afternoons.

I am planning more playing with my wiener parties, wanna come?

[LiveSteam]

Less Sunday trips to KC, less tailgating, and much more boring Sunday afternoons.

Ya that will suck big time for you & your family. HUGE void

[Hammock Parties]

There will be football in September.

[luv]

bugeater will too

LMAO

Sorry Bugsy, but this was a great line.

[LiveSteam]

we can make our own NFL, PS-3 x box what ever

[LiveSteam]

LMAO

Sorry Bugsy, but this was a great line.

I have known the guy 37 years & never has he ate peanut-butter

[KurtCobain]

bugeater will too

Yeah, right after he hacks your fucking head off with a chainsaw. You fucking bitch.

[LiveSteam]

Yeah, right after he hacks your fucking head off with a chainsaw. You fucking bitch.

Now this I could see

[luv]

I am planning more playing with my wiener parties, wanna come?

If I say yes as long as you pay for my flights, would that be considered prostitution?

[R8RFAN]

Yeah, right after he hacks your ****ing head off with a chainsaw. You ****ing bitch.

How bout I make you lick the peanut butter instead?

[luv]

I have known the guy 37 years & never has he ate peanut-butter

LMAO

He doesn't know what he's missing.

[Bearcat]

Over the past 4-5 years, I've gotten into college football more, to the point that I prefer watching several college games on a Saturday afternoon than flipping between the commercials on Fox and CBS on Sundays. I'd rather watch an NFL game on the DVR if I'm not there, and only spend 1.5 hours watching it.

I'll save a few hundred dollars going to games, and I'd probably end up at BWW more on Saturdays... and hockey roadtrips will start at the beginning of October, so there will be plenty of other stuff to do.

[R8RFAN]

If I say yes as long as you pay for my flights, would that be considered prostitution?

Hell no, nobody gets "luv" or sex for free with any woman.

[LiveSteam]

LMAO

He doesn't know what he's missing.

I agree, PB & dill pickles is the bomb

[R8RFAN]

I have known the guy 37 years & never has he ate peanut-butter

Did you ever dip your naughty bits in chocolate and let him nibble it off?

[LiveSteam]

Did you ever dip your naughty bits in chocolate and let him nibble it off?

I pissed him off once & he kicked me in the nuts.

[R8RFAN]

I pissed him off once & he kicked me in the nuts.
When you were squirming on the ground , did he massage them to make them feel better?

[Titty Meat]

I'll just watch the Big 10 Network on Sundays.

[LiveSteam]

When you were squirming on the ground , did he massage them to make them feel better?

R U gay? That what im getting out of this.

[luv]

I was at a house party (more like just a group of friends hanging out who were all guys except for me, go figure) once whenever a bunch of us ended up anteing up and ended up offering a guy $120 if he'd dip his junk in a container of jabaneros (with juice). It stemmed from all of us eating one, and then one guy (different guy than the guy we made the offer to) went in to piss without washing the juice off his fingers first. The dude ended up backing out.

[R8RFAN]

R U gay? That what im getting out of this.

No, why, is there something wrong with being gay?

[LiveSteam]

No, why, is there something wrong with being gay?

not if your name is Debtfreeandproud

[R8RFAN]

I was at a house party (more like just a group of friends hanging out who were all guys except for me, go figure) once whenever a bunch of us ended up anteing up and ended up offering a guy $120 if he'd dip his junk in a container of jabaneros (with juice). It stemmed from all of us eating one, and then one guy went in to piss without washing the juice off his fingers first. The dude ended up backing out.

You should try a Habenero up the ass while having sex.... Thats exciting as hell

[Hammock Parties]

That's not even that big a deal. Once you get the $120 just soak your balls in some milk, preferably whole.

[R8RFAN]

not if your name is Debtfreeandproud


Gays don't bother me at all... You should be more understanding to people.

[chiefsnorth]

I used to get angry when the Chiefs lost.. Swear, throw stuff... It ruined my day. I have mellowed out a lot. Now I just look at the Chiefs for what they are... Three hours of free entertainment.

I will miss football, but I think with the amount oftime people put into the NFL - three/six hours Sunday, maybe even 9, then 3 Monday... We could do a lot with that time. No clue what I would spend it on, but think what you could do with 12 more hours in your week?

I doubt the NFL will have to win people back like baseball did gradually. But maybe we will think more about what is important before we blow 9 hours as a couch slug sundays...

(Now ill go back to blowing time on an Internet message board! Hah!)

[KurtCobain]

Gays don't bother me at all... You should be more understanding to people.

This coming from you?

[R8RFAN]

This coming from you?

I am a very understanding person... What do you mean Kurt?

[LiveSteam]

I am a very understanding person... What do you mean Kurt?

Its Mr. Cobain to you.

[KurtCobain]

I am a very understanding person... What do you mean Kurt?

Didn't seem too understanding to the poors.

[R8RFAN]

Its Mr. Cobain to you.

Is that what you call him over a nice warm bowl of dippin chocolate?LMAO

[R8RFAN]

Didn't seem too understanding to the poors.

Very understanding to the poors, just have no tolerance for the stupid.

Are you gonna start this stuff up again?

[Over-Head]

Simple question. I thought this might be an interesting discussion.
I won't have anything to watch after Sundays CFL game other than that....Not much is gonna change for me.

[KurtCobain]

I think we should take r8ers and give him an old fashioned CP beatdown. Just jump him like a bunch of pussies and knock all of his teeth out. Then we tie his ass up in his basement and force him to watch us rack up numerous charges to his account. We could charge a large baseball bat to his account! Then, we could find his daughter and give her a beatdown too, and force him to watch us shove the bat up her fucking slut hole.

[88TG88]

USC

[R8RFAN]

I think we should take r8ers and give him an old fashioned CP beatdown. Just jump him like a bunch of pussies and knock all of his teeth out. Then we tie his ass up in his basement and force him to watch us rack up numerous charges to his account. We could charge a large baseball bat to his account! Then, we could find his daughter and give her a beatdown too, and force him to watch us shove the bat up her ****ing slut hole.

Sure, I need to try out this new Glock anyway....

[KurtCobain]

Sure, I need to try out this new Glock anyway....

Yeah, like you would stand a chance. You'd better hope I don't find somebody who can get addresses via the web, because you wouldn't know when to expect me? I knocked proud bitches like you down a notch when before I was even a fucking teenager. I could be anywhere, bud. You ready for a gun fight while you're pumping your gas? I am.

[R8RFAN]

Yeah, like you would stand a chance. You'd better hope I don't find somebody who can get addresses via the web, because you wouldn't know when to expect me? I knocked proud bitches like you down a notch when before I was even a ****ing teenager. I could be anywhere, bud. You ready for a gun fight while you're pumping your gas? I am.

I know, I bet you are a Legend :spock:

[KurtCobain]

I know, I bet you are a Legend :spock:

Enough to shut your coward ass up.


It got awfully quiet in here already.

[Spott]

I'll probably have to DVR all the college games on Saturday and not watch Sportscenter the night before so I'll have something to watch on Sundays.

[Phobia]

It won't change my life much. I'll probably play more Sunday softball tournaments.

[R8RFAN]

Enough to shut your coward ass up.


It got awfully quiet in here already.

I can see you sitting in your trailer now beating your cousin/girlfriend while cussing me.... LMAO Go get you another hit of meth and stay up all nite with us.

[KurtCobain]

I can see you sitting in your trailer now beating your cousin/girlfriend while cussing me.... LMAO Go get you another hit of meth and stay up all nite with us.

"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'll kill you! I'm trying to argue on the internet!"

Nah, but really you need to calm your shit down bud.

[R8RFAN]

I just might if your wife would share and stop bitching during her beating turn.

You're not real good at this internet smack stuff are you?

[Bugeater]

LMAO

Sorry Bugsy, but this was a great line.
:spock: Eh, I think it was lacking in both wit and creativity, but to each his/her own.

[KurtCobain]

You're not real good at this internet smack stuff are you?

I'm too fucked up on drugs and I can't concentrate on what's going on with all these debt-collectors calling constantly.

[R8RFAN]

"Shut the **** up bitch, I'll kill you! I'm trying to argue on the internet!"

Nah, but really you need to calm your shit down bud.

100% Calm here man, You got pissy because I was suggesting bugeater liked to lick peanut butter off your balls, and you wanted to defend his honor.

Are you gay?

[KurtCobain]

100% Calm here man, You got pissy because I was suggesting bugeater liked to lick peanut butter off your balls, and you wanted to defend his honor.

Are you gay?

My wife thinks I am.

[luv]

:spock: Eh, I think it was lacking in both wit and creativity, but to each his/her own.

It just struck my funny bone. I am a fan of the lame jokes, though.

[R8RFAN]

My wife thinks I am.

LMAO

I love ya man, you are one of my favorites here....


Gottta run, it's been fun

[Frazod]

One less shitty team to make me hate life?

[Predarat]

Maybe I will go fishing more, I haven't been fishing in over 10 years.

[Psyko Tek]

I will have to find another reason to start drinking at 10 am on sundays
football is acceptable to mainstream

reruns of scooby-doo is not

[Demonpenz]

I like to get up sundays and do some work then when I run out of energy watch the chiefs and eat. it will probably just be baseball or nascar instead of football

[OnTheWarpath15]

More time playing golf, more time attending Blues and Cardinals games, and less time watching shitty QB play.

Not to mention the time I won't be spending on fantasy football.

Granted, it's April, but I'm not really giving a shit right now.

[ClevelandBronco]

I won't have to run all the other SUVs with ichthus symbols off the road in a reckless race from church to TV.

And I might get my leaves raked in the same year they fall.

[Buck]

I'd probably just spend a lot more time going to champagne brunch.

[baitism]

1. Put off getting a new TV till Christmas
2. Play in a Sunday flag football league
3. Masturbate more
4. Complain on Chiefsplanet more

[Buehler445]

As for me, it would probably cause a lot of little changes. First on the financial side, I wouldn't be paying for NFLST, and I wouldn't have an urge to spend a ton of money making the trek to Arrowhead. That's probably worth $500 or so at a minimum.

Given that, I'd probably try and get into the other sports I follow more. I'm a casual Rockies fan and a reasonably big Avalanche fan, so I'd probably spend some of that extra cash going to those games instead. It's a lot easier to go to games locally after all, so I could probably stretch that $500 savings into at least 4 or 5 games for the other two sports.

If the whole mess happened to stretch into November, I'd also have more time on the weekends to hit the slopes, which is quickly becoming an obsession of mine.

On the negative side, football presents a lot of social opportunities, so I probably wouldn't get together with people as much on the weekends. Or drink as much, most likely. :)

Anyway, it actually doesn't sound all that bad when I really think about it. That said, hopefully I'll be forced to watch football anyway.

You know, as a marketer you should know better. You've been a numbers guy too long. You totally glossed over the emotional value of football.

It will blow ass because there will be no football. There's something intrinsic in me that must love football. Even with the chiefs suck balls, I still watch or listen to every goddamn snap.

[Reaper16]

Happier. My Chiefs fandom often feels more like a prison sentence than anything.

[BIG_DADDY]

Happier. My Chiefs fandom often feels more like a prison sentence than anything.

LMAO Yea, that and more physical activity

[|Zach|]

It would be a bummer but not devastating. Would focus more on Missouri football and the tail end of the MLS season.

[|Zach|]

One less shitty team to make me hate life?

lol @ you

[BigMeatballDave]

I'll be disappointed, but I will also be watching more college ball.

[kcxiv]

It will suck, i would say, it will make me focus on more basketball, NBA is on a huge rise right now, BUT they are going to have a lock out of their own. lol

Ill just be able to wake up late on Sundays. Thats it.

[DTLB58]

I'm thinking Initially I will have more money, No Sunday ticket cost, no initial Fantasy fees, but I usually do very well in my Keeper league and at the end of the year get enough back to cover my football habits so the wife can't complain. :thumb:

While the weather is still nice in these parts I suppose I will spend more time outiside on Sundays and less in front of the tv and computer that would probably be the biggest change for sure.

[DTLB58]

There will be football in September. I'm the head coach of a Lawrence Youth Football team, and we play on Sundays. If anybody wants to see my boys, we play at the fields in southwest Lawrence. My boys play 12:30.

:thumb:
If I lived in the area I would surely attend. Good for you sir.

[DTLB58]

I'll be forced to go to church instead. Depending on your perspective, that is either a good or a bad thing.

That aside, I'll be working on getting a refund for my season tix.

The Church thing is a valid point. I wonder how many will be "roped" into that?

In my house neither myself or my wife choose to attend so not an issue here.

[DTLB58]

Simple question. I thought this might be an interesting discussion.

I wonder if they do away with the entire season and they don't come back till 2012 if we can skip this killer of a schedule? :p

[DTLB58]

I used to get angry when the Chiefs lost.. Swear, throw stuff... It ruined my day. I have mellowed out a lot. Now I just look at the Chiefs for what they are... Three hours of free entertainment.

I will miss football, but I think with the amount oftime people put into the NFL - three/six hours Sunday, maybe even 9, then 3 Monday... We could do a lot with that time. No clue what I would spend it on, but think what you could do with 12 more hours in your week?

I doubt the NFL will have to win people back like baseball did gradually. But maybe we will think more about what is important before we blow 9 hours as a couch slug sundays...

(Now ill go back to blowing time on an Internet message board! Hah!)

That was me to, but with age I have mellowed. Doesn't mean I don't want them to win. I just think they have broke my will :doh!:

[DTLB58]

I'll be disappointed, but I will also be watching more college ball.

Probably this also, especially if they put some of the college games on Sundays.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

More time playing golf, more time attending Blues and Cardinals games, and less time watching shitty QB play.

Not to mention the time I won't be spending on fantasy football.

Granted, it's April, but I'm not really giving a shit right now.

Sweet, more time watching one of the worst teams in the Western Conference and a shitty, shitty defensive ball club and bullpen. Sign me up because that's what I have to look "forward" to as well. :banghead:

[Bugeater]

Probably this also, especially if they put some of the college games on Sundays.
I don't think that will happen.

[Bane]

I'll just have to find something else to do with my Sundays and the 2-3,000 I spend a year on NFL bullshit.We go to 3-4 games a year,and then with all the other NFL crap I wont be buying for a while I should have a nice little stash to work with.

[RNR]

It will have little impact on my life. At one time I would have been bummed out watching every update on the talks. I have not followed it at all. Whenever the billionaire pig ****ers work out a deal with the spoiled rotten millionaires I will watch again~

[Phobia]

It will have little impact on my life. At one time I would have been bummed out watching every update on the talks. I have not followed it at all. Whenever the billionaire pig ****ers work out a deal with the spoiled rotten millionaires I will watch again~

Pretty much same for me.

I do imagine NCAA will be moving some premium games to Sunday afternoons if there is no NFL. They would be stupid not to.

[mlyonsd]

I'll hunt later on Sundays.

[RNR]

Pretty much same for me.

I do imagine NCAA will be moving some premium games to Sunday afternoons if there is no NFL. They would be stupid not to.

Agreed I would think that would be a no brainer on their part. I would think the networks and sponsers would be all about filling that void~

[Frazod]

It would be a bummer but not devastating. Would focus more on Missouri football and the tail end of the MLS season.

I guess you'll also have more time to focus on developing that perfect relationship.

[Bugeater]

Pretty much same for me.

I do imagine NCAA will be moving some premium games to Sunday afternoons if there is no NFL. They would be stupid not to.
The thing is, any games they schedule for Sundays will be at risk of having to be moved back to Saturday if an agreement is reached by the NFL, which I have to think could pose other scheduling and logistical complications. Unless the season gets officially canceled at some point I don't see that happening.

[LiveSteam]

I'll hunt later on Sundays.

yup. absolutely what I will do. Watch the NFL or watch 4 labs work pheasants all day. I will go with the dogs.