Pick One Weapon With Which You Can Dispose Mike Alden With

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The police will cover it up. You are allowed to use whatever you want for however long you want.

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[LiveSteam]

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[Fritz88]

Tits
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[Bump]

You don't like the new hire? Because I kind of do.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You don't like the new hire? Because I kind of do.

I'm not surprised considering you're a Jayhawks fan.

[POND_OF_RED]

I vote we send him to Dairy Queen with Kalen Grimes.

[Discuss Thrower]

Other: there should be an option to pummel him with a huge purple double dong dildo.

[Titty Meat]

Jim Jones gospel

[Rasputin]

anti-freeze,aids tree/poll fail

[Phobia]

I voted Hockey Stick because I think that would take a while.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Other: there should be an option to pummel him with a huge purple double dong dildo.

Hatchet Harry.

[Reaper16]

My username is Reaper. I'm obligated to vote for Scythe.

[Phobia]

My username is Reaper. I'm obligated to vote for Scythe.

I wanted to vote for that but it seemed far too humane.

[CrazyPhuD]

WTF man no feces? Shit's a deadly weapon!
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

What ! No Boar semen !

[KC_Connection]

No trident on the list?

Anchorman was just on TBS.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Poll fail -- No "Gazling Gun" option.

[kstater]

I only get one?

[siberian khatru]

At first I was going to go with something exotic, then I was going with overwhelming firepower.

But I chose broken beer bottle, because I wanted it to be close and personal, slow and messy.

[Thig Lyfe]

Immortality beam.

[Silock]

With which you can dispose of Mike Alden

[Saulbadguy]

I'd like to put Mike Alden in the middle of a Pangea Civilization 5 map, and have him face death by every military unit available in the game, including specialty units exclusive to each Civilization.

[kepp]

Just have him defuse a bomb with 100 wires, of which, 99 would safely work.

[DJ's left nut]

It would have to be something slow and tedious; something that could take several years of agonizing torture. Ideally something that drives him to the bring of insanity before slowly rotting away his flesh.

I'm thinking Chinese Drip Torture where he's kept alive intravenously. We'd want the drip to go through limestone so there's just enough grit to the water to eventually eat through his skull and bounce off his fucking brain.

I goddamn hate you Mike Alden. I hate you as much as I hate LaRussa and kittens.

[chiefsnorth]

Toothpicks

[CaliforniaChief]

Send in Leeeeeeroooooooooy Jenkins.

[chiefsnorth]

Just have him defuse a bomb with 100 wires, of which, 99 would safely work.

LMAO

[Frazod]

The police will cover it up. You are allowed to use whatever you want for however long you want.

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Pummel him to death with Jim Delany's severed head.

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[Ebolapox]

ever read 'without remorse' by tom clancy? I'd vote for a recompression chamber.

[Rausch]

Where the fuck is a rusty trident?

I didn't see that on the list...

[kepp]

ever read 'without remorse' by tom clancy? I'd vote for a recompression chamber.

I read that a while back...and I vote "yes".

[shitgoose]

Just suffocate him with your Elite 8 banners

[WoodDraw]

A nail gun sounded painful with me. Can you imagine if someone just kept going after you with a nail gun until you died? Not fun, I imagine.

[ROYC75]

What's this? No nerf guns ?

:shake: Haith ?

Seriously, what is Alden thinking ? Not sure, but I like it.

[JohninGpt]

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Lightning bolt!

[Frazod]

ever read 'without remorse' by tom clancy? I'd vote for a recompression chamber.

Good call. Great book. That bit definitely sticks with you, too.

[MoreLemonPledge]

My flaccid penis.

[BigCatDaddy]

Draftabulator Suicide Bomber

[Over-Head]

The police will cover it up. You are allowed to use whatever you want for however long you want.

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An automatic pick axe, so you can get the back of his head as he's going down.