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-King-
04-05-2011, 11:43 PM
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HOLY.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

greg63
04-05-2011, 11:52 PM
I saw myself in the mirror one time.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-05-2011, 11:55 PM
Jesus Christ, I knew the title of the video, and that still scared the fucking shit out of me.

Buck
04-05-2011, 11:56 PM
Why was he filming?

greg63
04-06-2011, 12:05 AM
Why was he filming?

Thought he might get a shot at America's Scariest Home Videos???

Bump
04-06-2011, 12:13 AM
Why was he filming?

because its fake

MOhillbilly
04-06-2011, 07:22 AM
because its fake

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Pasta Little Brioni
04-06-2011, 07:32 AM
Was trapped between a car and frozen banana stand once (wearing a banana suit). My brother decides to "save me" by picking me up with a giant ass crane. (He likes playing those games where you get the stuffed animal with the mini crane) He decides to drop me from about 50 feet in the air and I plunge to the ground in horror.

crazycoffey
04-06-2011, 07:36 AM
one year ago today, I was just a few yards away from this truck, with a few unlucky Iraqi Police Officers.

MOhillbilly
04-06-2011, 07:39 AM
Damn!

Thank you for your service CC.

bevischief
04-06-2011, 07:40 AM
one year ago today, I was just a few yards away from this truck, with a few unlucky Iraqi Police Officers.

Holy crap! Glad you are OK and thanks for serving!

Bob Dole
04-06-2011, 09:23 AM
because its fake

Really?

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The Franchise
04-06-2011, 09:27 AM
because its fake

And how exactly is that fake?

ModSocks
04-06-2011, 09:37 AM
So the two trucks were supposedly driving recklessly huh?

If true, and this woman was following them, maybe death was trying to tell her something. Maybe these two reckless drivers were suppose to hit and kill someone, but her following was ****ing with the plans. Death didn't want her as a witness so it tried to off her Final Destination style.

Trip on that for a second.

AndChiefs
04-06-2011, 09:43 AM
I once saw an accident where a car had one of these fell almost directly straight down the middle of the car.

http://docs.sketchup.engineeringtoolbox.com/components/27/HE-B_european_steel_beams_large.png

The flatbed truck was still there with a couple beams on it. To this day I have no clue how that thing flew off the truck.

Valiant
04-06-2011, 10:21 AM
My mom had a piece of scrap metal fly off a truck and go through her windshield. Was a company car so had to give a blood test. They never found the driver, but found more metal that fell of his truck.

greg63
04-06-2011, 01:08 PM
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teedubya
04-06-2011, 01:17 PM
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I can't watch all of that... makes my balls cringe. jeesh.

Donger
04-06-2011, 06:15 PM
Hmmmm. No verbal reaction from the driver?

KCbroncoHATER
04-06-2011, 06:38 PM
Stay frosty.

suzzer99
04-06-2011, 06:47 PM
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I think this guy wins.

I fell asleep driving home from World's of Fun. I worked there when I was 16. I weaved between about 3 things that would have instantly killed me - a girder, some dude working on his car, and an overpass guard rail (wasn't wearing seatbelt of course). I woke up bouncing around in the grass and saw a fence coming on so fast I knew I was going to plow right through it. But right then I hit and drug with my car a 10'x10' concrete storm drain cover. This brought me to a halt in about a few feet from the fence, behind which unbeknownst to me, was a steep dropoff to Winner Road below.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-06-2011, 07:17 PM
Hmmmm. No verbal reaction from the driver?

"Your life doesn't flash before your eyes because you're too fucking scared to think. You just freeze, and pull a stupid face."

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-06-2011, 07:19 PM
How fast can cop cars with Interceptor packages go?

notorious
04-06-2011, 07:30 PM
What is it about trains that cause people to go Full Retard?

Radar Chief
04-06-2011, 07:39 PM
How fast can cop cars with Interceptor packages go?

Depends on the car. I've clocked Crown Vic Police Intercepters at 135 MPH. I've heard the new Chargers will put an extra 10 MPH on top of that.

el borracho
04-06-2011, 07:41 PM
I once watched Matt Cassel try to win a playoff game.

Amnorix
04-06-2011, 09:04 PM
Those near misses are fascinating. The guy dodging the two trains at 5:20 is unbelievable.

Most of those folks are in a bad luck situation. The exception are the complete morons who are thinking "I'll just beat this train, no problem". WHY would you do that? What in teh world could be the rush?!? JFC! :spock:

TinyEvel
04-06-2011, 09:16 PM
In high school I was riding my bike home form work at night and was crossing an intersection when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a HUGE 4x4 barreling toward me from my right, not even slowing down. I leaned back and squeezed my brakes, the guy ran right through the light like it wasn't even there -- either drunk or didn't see it, going like 45MPH in a jacked-up Blazer with chrome grill. My front tire squeeked on the rear quarter panel as he flew past. I stopped and looked at my green light, then through the windshield of a sedan which was stopped in the left lane for their red light. The driver's mouth was like a mile wide open.

Had I not braked right then I would have been vapor. It was a week before HS graduation. Freaked me out badly.

chiefsfan987
04-06-2011, 10:33 PM
Why was he filming?

she was filming it because she said the two vehicles were playing cat and mouse for a few miles and took video of it for evidence I guess. Apparently she had just dropped off a few kids shortly before this, one of which was in the front passenger seat. It was on inside eddition tonight.

-King-
04-06-2011, 10:37 PM
she was filming it because she said the two vehicles were playing cat and mouse for a few miles and took video of it for evidence I guess. Apparently she had just dropped off a few kids shortly before this, one of which was in the front passenger seat. It was on inside eddition tonight.

Damn that's good luck. She must have just got done giving Karma a blow job.
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-King-
04-06-2011, 11:07 PM
Hmmmm. No verbal reaction from the driver?

I think when you're so close to death, there is so much adrenalin pumping through you that you don't even fully appreciate how crazy the situation is. Look at most of the people's reactions in that video greg63 posted. So subdued even though there were milliseconds from seeing their maker.

durtyrute
04-07-2011, 03:16 PM
Damn that scared the piss out of me. That's fuucked uuuuuuuup!

Spott
04-07-2011, 03:45 PM
Damn, that kid that layed down while the train passed over him is insane.