Teens Getting Drunk from Vodka Soaked Tampons...

[teedubya]

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html

Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said.

Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”

In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.

Youth researchers have since found out that this form of alcohol abuse is trendy in the region.

But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper.

The development shows a new dimension for alcohol abuse among teens, county social worker Axel Goßner told the Südkurier.

“Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said.

The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire.

Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions.

[teedubya]

This will make sobriety checkpoints a bit more fun for the police, I'd say.

[MagicHef]

This will make sobriety checkpoints a bit more fun for the police, I'd say.

Incorrect.

Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

[CrazyPhuD]

Dude this is so old news...we used to call this the cooter shooter.

[Bane]

Ha those crazy Germans!
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[JOhn]

At least you know she's disinfected before you go down :thumb:

[Phobia]

I am sitting on an everclear tampon at this very moment.

[redsurfer11]

Have a real Bloody Mary anyone?

[Crush]

I bet the proctologists and gynecologists are making a killing.

[blaise]

Absolut Tampax

[seclark]

richard gere's hamster is in detox.
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[booger]

i'd hate to be the poor cop who has to tell them to fart into the breathalizer

[acesn8s]

All I can say is..... ouch!


Some areas of your body do not react well to alcohol.

[bevischief]

Thanks but no thanks.

[seclark]

if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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[ChiTown]

if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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ROFL

[Sofa King]

if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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NSFW

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[Rain Man]

it's good to know that america is still a leading nation of innovation.
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[tooge]

I enjoy a good Lambic jammed up my ass

[El Jefe]

Dude this is so old news...we used to call this the cooter shooter.

LMAOROFLLMAOROFLLMAOROFL

[El Jefe]

it's good to know that america is still a leading nation of innovation.
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This story is from Germany brah.

[luv]

All I can say is..... ouch!


Some areas of your body do not react well to alcohol.

How do you know? Tried it?

Anyway, the responses to this thread made me laugh out loud this morning. Absolut Tampax, Richard Simmons' hamster in detox......LMAO

[Jaric]

What happened to just smoking doobies to rebel?

Kids these days Sheesh!

[Rain Man]

This story is from Germany brah.

Yeah, but it says it was invented in America, the nation that also brought us the computer and the moon landing.

[KurtCobain]

Yeah, but it says it was invented in America, the nation that also brought us the computer and the moon landing.

It was just a dare, man. I didn't think she'd do it.

[Fish]

they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk.

Uhhh huhh.... so ineffective that you have to put a warning in the newspaper cautioning people about its ineffectiveness...

Scuse me while I give myself another tequila enema....

[KurtCobain]

Girls I know just pour it in there.

[Molitoth]

rofl @ this thread.

[BigCatDaddy]

Nothing like a good bong hose stuck up your ass I guess.

[QuikSsurfer]

if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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jesus

[Rain Man]

It was just a dare, man. I didn't think she'd do it.

That's exactly how corn flakes were invented.

[DBOSHO]

What do they chase it with?

[gblowfish]

German prom night must be a hoot.

First you pin on the corsage, then a little dancing, then you shove a vodka soaked tampon up each other's ass, then later you poop on each other.

How romantic!

[gblowfish]

OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?

"I'm waisted!"

"No, it's not alcohol...mine is soaked with Poon-Tang."

"I'll have a vodka colonic."

"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

[luv]

"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

Olives could serve as these:

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Ben Wa Balls

[ModSocks]

YESSS! Now I can actually get drunk at work!

[Frazod]

Okay, I'm wiping away tears. ROFL

[KurtCobain]

And all this time I've been chewing blood soaked tampons.

[bevischief]

2 girls 1 cup.

[Kerberos]

Have a real Bloody Mary anyone?

Exactly what I thought when I read this.

It gives a whole new atmosphere when earning your "Red Wings"

:D

[bevischief]

Exactly what I thought when I read this.

It gives a whole new atmosphere when earning your "Red Wings"

:D

Or brown wings.

[notorious]

"Would you like a drink sir?"

--------"Sure, Scotch"

"On the rocks?"

--------"No, in my ass will be just fine."

[Bump]

this is nothing new and anybody who does this and dies from it is just worthy of a Darwin award.

[Rain Man]

OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?


"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

or

"That girl's such a slut. She just took a keg."

or

"I'll have a martini. Stuffed, not stirred."

or

"Help me! The little umbrella opened!"

[Rausch]

"Would you like a drink sir?"

--------"Sure, Scotch"

"On the rocks?"

--------"No, in my ass will be just fine."

Never, EVAR will this be proper bar etiquette...

[seclark]

wine tasting parties would become somewhat complex.
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[notorious]

wine tasting parties would become somewhat complex.
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"This WAS white wine when I inserted it........"

[gblowfish]

"Bartender, this Stoli tastes like shit!"

[MOhillbilly]

I knew this whore once. She would put the bottle in her ass & tip it up.

[notorious]

"Bartender, this Stoli tastes like shit!"

It was only a matter of time......ROFL

[notorious]

I think I will be content with joining the Century Club the old-fashioned way.



This new-age shit is for the birds.

[Bowser]

From huffing turds to getting drunk on tampons. I cringe for the future.

[Jaric]

From huffing turds to getting drunk on tampons. I cringe for the future.

Seriously.

[Bump]

A real man would stick whiskey tampons up his butt. Makers Mark, none of that cheap bourbon.

[teedubya]

OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?

"I'm waisted!"

"No, it's not alcohol...mine is soaked with Poon-Tang."

"I'll have a vodka colonic."

"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

This was my "hole" intention with this thread, George. :-)

[seclark]

one tampon of jameson irish whiskey was lost, and john jameson went in after it.

[teedubya]

OOoo, I'll have a Grey "Goose".

[teedubya]

This thread is just full of win.

[acesn8s]

How do you know? Tried it?

Anyway, the responses to this thread made me laugh out loud this morning. Absolut Tampax, Richard Simmons' hamster in detox......LMAOHave you?

[Demonpenz]

Dude why are you standin like that?
ehhh I got alittle captain in me

[Demonpenz]

ohhh this is good whiskey... Is it Corn mash?


Well it wasn't until you inserted it

[Demonpenz]

Think our vodka is out of this world? Try it in Uranus

[Okie_Apparition]

Parachute pants and rip cords, those were the days..