People's Most Beautiful 2011: Poppycock or total farce?

[Skyy God]

Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, and Mindy Kaling, yikes.

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20360857_20481337_20936750,00.html#20936764

Seems to be pure pandering to your fat Midwestern housewife readership.....

[DMAC]

Can I just say...WHAT THE FUCK happened to Reese Witherspoons face???

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/beauties/mag/reese-witherspoon-435.jpg

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Cruel_Intentions/reese_witherspoon_cruel_intentions_001.jpg

[Bowser]

If People were doing a most beautiful tits special, then Jessica Simpson should be on it.

She is very attractive, but not just what I would call beautiful. All in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

[Donger]

Can I just say...WHAT THE **** happened to Reese Witherspoons face???

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/beauties/mag/reese-witherspoon-435.jpg

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Cruel_Intentions/reese_witherspoon_cruel_intentions_001.jpg

Age/gravity. Her chin has always been a little odd.

[Frazod]

Age/gravity. Her chin has always been a little odd.

It looks like it's melting.

[BigRedChief]

Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, and Mindy Kaling, yikes.

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20360857_20481337_20936750,00.html#20936764

Seems to be pure pandering to your fat Midwestern housewife readership.....Jennifer Lopez is fat?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Jesus.

This is People's Most Beautiful for 2011:

http://www.dollmyface.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jennifer_lopez_no-makeup.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

Jennifer Lopez is fat?

From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

[DJ's left nut]

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Seriously - Kelly Kapour from The Office isn't even within shouting distance of the best looking girl on that show...or 2nd place for that matter. Hell, she's not even in Angela's league.

I think Pittsie's right - this is a housewife drive. All the bon-bon eaters that can't get enough Idol and still think Reese Witherspoon's accent "is just the cutest thing...."

Jennifer Hudson - seriously? That's a joke list right there.

[Sofa King]

That list is bullshit

[Bowser]

No way she even sniffs this if she wasn't on American Idol.

There's your pandering - right to the people who sit down and watch American Karaoke and have that instant recognition factor with J Butt.

[mikey23545]

From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

You're not looking at People Magazines "Most Beautiful 13 Year Old Boys" article (no matter how much you might want to be)...

[OnTheWarpath15]

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Seriously - Kelly Kapour from The Office isn't even within shouting distance of the best looking girl on that show...or 2nd place for that matter. Hell, she's not even in Angela's league.

I think Pittsie's right - this is a housewife drive. All the bon-bon eaters that can't get enough Idol and still think Reese Witherspoon's accent "is just the cutest thing...."

That's a joke list right there.

Yep.

Jessica Simpson? Really?

Nothing but an appeal to the fat asses that used to be cheerleaders in high school and have put on 70 pounds since graduation.

[pr_capone]

From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

Yeah, that pic isn't shopped at all...

[Bowser]

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

No. Pig. [/Omaha]

[Skyy God]

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

Have you heard of a little program called Photoshop?

[pr_capone]

Have you heard of a little program called Photoshop?

Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.

[OnTheWarpath15]

This pic has been obviously shopped on the bottom half, but she's pretty flat - especially in proportion to her ass and thighs.

She's not Kate Hudson flat, but still shaped like a pear.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WYVxmSjnZB0/SWFhC9V_QLI/AAAAAAAAAP0/t9JvnMVRsMQ/s400/jennifer_lopez_1.jpg

[LiveSteam]

Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I suddenly had a great chill run down my back

[chasedude]

It looks like it's melting.

Reminds me of a Salvador Dali painting.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Next year, Kirstie Alley and Snooki make the list.

[jspchief]

Lopez fluctuates in weight a lot, so depending on when the picture was taken, you'll get a lot of variation. Right now, she's in primo shape and lookin pretty hot IMO. And that's from someone who never thought much of her.

Jessica Simpson? She does nothing for me. I think part of it is knowing she's always 1 weekend ice cream bender away from being soccer mom shaped.

Reese Witherspoon? I'll concede her face is oddly shaped, but I find her extremely attractive.

And yes, People caters to their demographic so they're going to include the flavor of the month "celebrities".

The real crime though is the inclusion of Kendra Wilkinson in the 25 yr old spread. That woman is nasty. I'd call her a butterface, but her body is jacked up too.

[Hydrae]

Mmmm, poppycock

http://i.tfcdn.com/images/UQCTEGVxmcYwjWHyvyaRtPz8lPjEvJT48sy8VIaMkpICK3391OQKvczcxPTUYt3E3MSq_Dy95PxcfYiIvqe-iaFxma57fkFWuo9eVkE6AwMA?m=1&g=1

[Chiefnj2]

Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.

[DMAC]

Monica Belluci should always be on this list.

[pr_capone]

Mmmm, poppycock

http://i.tfcdn.com/images/UQCTEGVxmcYwjWHyvyaRtPz8lPjEvJT48sy8VIaMkpICK3391OQKvczcxPTUYt3E3MSq_Dy95PxcfYiIvqe-iaFxma57fkFWuo9eVkE6AwMA?m=1&g=1

Prince Poppycock

http://halloweencostumesaddict.com/images/agt-prince-poppycock.jpg

[jspchief]

Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

[DMAC]

Prince Poppycock

http://halloweencostumesaddict.com/images/agt-prince-poppycock.jpg

MMMaahhhhhhh yesssss.

The originator of the "duck face".

[jspchief]

I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.Ok, I just visited her official site, and highly recommend the opening cinematic.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-1.jpg

[DMAC]

OHHSHHSDHfghsjlakdf
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[chasedude]

http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-1.jpg

:drool: :thumb:

Her over J-Lo? no contest!

[Mr. Laz]

clearly they are including personality,accomplishments etc into their definition of beautiful. I mean otherwise the entire lineup would be models and pr0n stars etc.

[Baby Lee]

I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

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[Fish]

Another Hollywood popularity contest huh?

[chasedude]

Another Hollywood popularity contest huh?

I thought that was the Oscars?

[Bowser]

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The whole thing. We all would.

[BigRedChief]

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpgThis is fat?

[Donger]

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Mother of God. I suddenly want buttermilk.

[Omaha]

No. Pig. [/Omaha]

Very nice. I do not concur, but very nice.



Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.

Why can't life be photoshopped? This is upsetting.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Damn, that list is a joke.

[Bump]

Mother of God. I suddenly want buttermilk.

she might be the hottest girl in America right now.

[Fritz88]

J Lo's nose on the first pick made me puke. Probably the only legit one is Mandy Moore who seemed to have less make up than the rest.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Mmmm, poppycock

Whatever floats your boat. That list will come out soon enough.

[keg in kc]

Definitely wouldn't be my list. Jennifer Lopez and Dana Delany? Is this like some kind of time machine? It's 1999 for one and 1988 for the other.

[Donger]

she might be the hottest girl in America right now.

I think that's Hansel. He's so hot right now.

[Titty Meat]

Meeeh

[JD10367]

Ryan Reynolds is prettier than half those chicks.

[go bo]

Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.

go bowe... :p :p :p

[chiefsnorth]

They put Michelle Obama on that list. Enough said

[Buehler445]

Yeah, the list is hogwash.

I'd still try to hit the bottom of Sandra Bullock though.

[Bowser]

Ryan Reynolds is prettier than half those chicks.

TISWWT

[Sure-Oz]

Mandy Moore used to be cute, she looks like a crackhead in the pic they have

[Buehler445]

Mandy Moore used to be cute, she looks like a crackhead in the pic they have

Meh. I'd still fuck her tits off.

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mandy-moore-9.jpg

[Sure-Oz]

Meh. I'd still **** her tits off.

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mandy-moore-9.jpg

agreed

[Bump]

what a fail list, not that I wouldn't do all of those girls and brag later. But COME ON!

[JOhn]

what a fail list, not that I wouldn't do all of those girls and brag later. But COME ON!

THIS

[kstater]

This is fat?

This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

[Skyy God]

This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

Have you seen the former lately?

[OnTheWarpath15]

This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

Actually, this is ChiefsPlanet, where most of us are smart enough to realize when a picture has been massively photoshopped.