If This Is My Last Thread

[FAX]

It's because the giant tornadoes are coming to get me.

If so, let's make it a 100 poster, okay?

Farewell, Planeteers.

FAX THE HIDING IN THE BASEMENT PRETTY SOON

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[Buehler445]

Survive it buddy.

[cdcox]

We had scary storm to your east last night. Completely flattened a greenhouse on campus. and several huge trees went down.

[DeezNutz]

Fucking shit. Another "leaving forever" thread.

[GloryDayz]

Wow, that's a nobber you DON'T want...

[Frazod]

It's been a fucked up spring.

Good luck, Fax. I hope you and your stuff survive unscathed.

[Rams Fan]

Good luck, FAX.

I went through that stuff on Friday.

[Bugeater]

Fuck hiding in the basement, go out and film that bad boy.

[TrebMaxx]

Keep your head down FAX!

[Frazod]

Fuck hiding in the basement, go out and film that bad boy.

It's dark, genious! :D

[Just Passin' By]

Damn it, where's that....




Ok, here it is:



http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/bye.jpg?t=1303872153

Now, stay safe. Remember, tornadoes are a lot more afraid of you than you are afraid of them.

[Bugeater]

It's dark, genious! :D
Use a flashlight, moran.

[Frazod]

Use a flashlight, moran.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

you can't show fear. tornadoes sense fear. you have to stand out there as it comes and order it to dissipate in a firm voice.
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[LiveSteam]

you need this bad boy
http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0115700e4b5b970b-320wi


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[Joie]

You should strap yourself to pipes with leather straps like in Twister. You know if it works in the movies, it has to be a good idea.

[Bugeater]

You should strap yourself to pipes with leather straps like in Twister. You know if it works in the movies, it has to be a good idea.
And you definitely know it's a good idea if someone in Kansas is suggesting it.

[Renegade]

I thought this was another thread about Ram's Fan Dad. All joking aside, stay safe.

[Joie]

And you definitely know it's a good idea if someone in Kansas is suggesting it.

We know our tornadoes (although technically we are in Missouri now. I choose not to claim Missouri....that's almost as bad as living in Nebraska!)

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

****ing shit. Another "leaving forever" thread.


Well , we've never had a tornado blowing me away forever thread.

[FAX]

Weathermen are now screaming and running for cover. They say this is the biggest storm they've ever seen and we're all going to die like ants in a washing machine full of ice.

FAX

[milkman]

Weathermen are now screaming and running for cover. They say this is the biggest storm they've ever seen and we're all going to die like ants in a washing machine full of ice.

FAX

If you're in the basement, be sure to hold onto the door real tight.

[Bugeater]

OH MAN YOU ARE SCREWED

http://image.weather.com/web/radar/us_radar_plus_usen.jpg

[kysirsoze]

We know our tornadoes (although technically we are in Missouri now. I choose not to claim Missouri....that's almost as bad as living in Nebraska!)

Huh. I didn't know people were proud of being from Kansas. Good for you!





















:p

[Joie]

Huh. I didn't know people were proud of being from Kansas. Good for you!





















:p

I'm originally from Iowa, Kansas is quite an improvement.

FAX... HIDE! Hopefully your weathermen overreact like Katie Horner....

[BigMeatballDave]

FAX is under here somewhere...

[KurtCobain]

I do hope FAX is okay. I had a tornado/5 year old's birthday party hit my house today as well. Lots of damage.

[DaFace]

Don't die, Mr. FAX. That would be sad.

[keg in kc]

I thought you said "giant tomatoes". And it didn't strike me as strange in any way. I don't know if that says more about me, or about you.

[Psyko Tek]

It's because the giant tornadoes are coming to get me.

If so, let's make it a 100 poster, okay?

Farewell, Planeteers.

FAX THE HIDING IN THE BASEMENT PRETTY SOON

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

sir,I would be really sad
your last thread should be poignant and surreal
just like FAX is
good luck with the storm and if you end up in OZ remember witches melt

[KurtCobain]

I don't want nobody to die.

[keg in kc]

I don't want nobody to die.You want us all dead?

Not cool man. Not cool.

[KurtCobain]

You want us all dead?

Not cool man. Not cool.

It'll be okay, babycakes.

[Phobia]

If FAX dies, I'm giving his account to Rainman so he can be a cheap imitation.

[Rasputin]

Are you alive to make new threads FAX?

[WV]

Say hi to Dorothy and take it easy on the Lolly Pop Guild.

[Reaper16]

Tomorrow sounds like it's going to be Doomsday in the South.

[kaplin42]

+1 for epic thread

[Rasputin]

We have a family member who was baby sitting my daughters dog during the time the Greensburg Tornado hit & devistated that town. I got a phone call at 3am that the family member was fine and was at the Pratt hospitlal, little shook up. She survived & was found 3-4 hours after it hit the town under some heavy sheet rock. However the next day we couldn't get to Greensburg cuz it was all blocked off. We had to wait a few days & turned out to be nine more days before we could find the block that her house was on.

My daughter was real upset about her dog missing, but she ended up finding her under some debree or closet. The dog survived nine days with out any food or drink. We call it the Meracle dog & it recovered just fine after a few weeks. Pretty damn cool huh. The dogs name is Sammie & it was just a black and tan hound dog ruffly 35-40lbs.

[Rasputin]

If that little Dog can survive a Tornado like that so can YOU FAX!!!

[Chiefshrink]

Like water off a ducks back. You are an SEK guy, nothin you haven't survived before. Just let us know what F grade the tornado was:thumb:

[spida_man23]

I do hope FAX is okay. I had a tornado/5 year old's birthday party hit my house today as well. Lots of damage.

It trashed your house.ROFL

[nstygma]

in the basement hid the limerickist fax
along with his food supply - rats
kill them with a rake
don't fear the funnel cake
it's here to whisk you back home to k-pax

stay safe man

[JD10367]

I would love to go stormchasing. I am in awe of the power of tornadoes. I love watching cable shows about them.

But I'd be scared shitless if I actually lived in their path.

[spanky 52]

Are you okay Mr Fax?

[acesn8s]

Quit being a puss. Its just wind and rain.

[Otter]

An ode to Fax:

There once was a man named Fax
His last post on chiefsplanet was quiet lax
He was running from a storm which put him tits up for mourners to adorn
While waiting in line at the pearly gates he did an about face
Standing behind him was an earthly friend who played bass
Fax said "it got you too"
"ey" said the bass player "and my little dog too"
After a compassionate smile Fax turned back around, looked all around and said "Hey Brandon Lee!". He didn't appear in "The Crow part 2".

[Hydrae]

In case the worst has happened, we need to work on getting this up to 100 posts. C'mon people, enough slacking!


Of course I am very hopeful that there is not a need for 100 posts. FAX, come back to us!

[Bob Dole]

2 days in a row our community has seen storm chasers waiting for all hell to break loose, and 2 days in a row, the storms have split just went of us and gone north and south as they passed. Whew!

[Predarat]

There was a possible tornado close to where I live this morning, power out, trees down. The wind was really bad but I didn't hear a tornado, so it could have been just wind.

[warrior]

Are you leaving us dept free.

[tooge]

first dibs on his midget collection

[Frazod]

I heard on the news this morning that somewhere in Tennessee there was a tornado with a half-mile wide base that stayed on the ground for over ten miles. I certainly hope Fax didn't get hit by that one.

Hopefully his power's just out.

[JD10367]

first dibs on his midget collection

The men or the women?

[gblowfish]

Fax Was Afraid of the Rain
Tornadoes and Damage and Pain
Because of his dread
He started this thread
Let's hope that his shorts are not stained!

[Bob Dole]

I heard on the news this morning that somewhere in Tennessee there was a tornado with a half-mile wide base that stayed on the ground for over ten miles. I certainly hope Fax didn't get hit by that one.

Hopefully his power's just out.

You sure that wasn't the one that took out Vilonia, AR?

[RockChalk]

I'm only posting in an attempt to get you to 100, FAX

FWIW, it's my opinion that if you die from a tornado, you are either incredibly stupid or incredibly unlucky

[Frazod]

You sure that wasn't the one that took out Vilonia, AR?

Not sure - I thought they said Tennessee, but I was listening to the radio when I was getting ready for work. CNN's website says the one in Tennessee hit near Coldwater and left a damage trail over ten miles long.

Of course, I don't know where that is, or if it is where Fax lives.

[Bob Dole]

I'm only posting in an attempt to get you to 100, FAX

FWIW, it's my opinion that if you die from a tornado, you are either incredibly stupid or incredibly unlucky

You realize there are places where there aren't underground shelters or basements because of the water table?

[Frazod]

When you see the destruction from these goddamn things, it always amazes me that there aren't more deaths.

[Sofa King]

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[tooge]

The men or the women?

pretty sure they are stuffed and mounted in strange midget poses. I want them all

[DJ's left nut]

So we've all decided that Fax is dead, right?

Can I have his join date? I'm tired of being a Noob.

[Donger]

I'm more concerned about all these tornadoes springing up in Arkansas. New Madrid fault + fracking = tornadoes? Coincidence?

[Rain Man]

I'm more concerned about all these tornadoes springing up in Arkansas. New Madrid fault + fracking = tornadoes? Coincidence?


I think it's related to that oil spill in the gulf. It changed the flows of warm, moist air coming north from the Caribbean.

[OnTheWarpath15]

So we've all decided that Fax is dead, right?

Can I have his join date? I'm tired of being a Noob.

I'll trade you mine.

[DJ's left nut]

I'll trade you mine.

Sure, it's all about incremental growth. Though I'll admit, I hate the idea of trading such a strong draft class for such a weak one.

[DJ's left nut]

If FAX dies, I'm giving his account to Rainman so he can be a cheap imitation.

You could almost say he'd be a poor facsimile.

I hate weak FAX faxes.

[go bo]

on to 100 my mateys...

[RockChalk]

You realize there are places where there aren't underground shelters or basements because of the water table?

Yes. But there are other safety measures you can take. That's why I say unlucky because most people who die were never warned.

[kysirsoze]

Mods, sticky please.

[kysirsoze]

Shit. Sorry I killed your thread, FAX. Best intentions, I swear.

I'll pour out some beverage for you tonight. Which one would you prefer?

[DJ's left nut]

Mods, sticky please.

If it gets stickied, there's no reason to bump it.

If it doesn't get bumped, it isn't hitting 100.

Because lets face it - FAX getting thrown into Munchkin Land just isn't an interesting enough topic to generate 100 posts on its own.

[DJ's left nut]

Dane, Hootie and Shyguyms can all represent the Lollipop Guild.

[Otter]

Shit. Sorry I killed your thread, FAX. Best intentions, I swear.

I'll pour out some beverage for you tonight. Which one would you prefer?

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[kysirsoze]

If it gets stickied, there's no reason to bump it.

If it doesn't get bumped, it isn't hitting 100.

Because lets face it - FAX getting thrown into Munchkin Land just isn't an interesting enough topic to generate 100 posts on its own.

ENOUGH WITH THE MCCLUSTER THREADS!!!!

[Otter]

Dane, Hootie and Shyguyms can all represent the Lollipop Guild.

Group Photo

[KurtCobain]

If FAX is dead, I'll donate an old tv set to a charity for blind people, in his honor.

[Predarat]

There are alot of electricity outages and such, so there is still hope for him! No deaths reported eiter. Yet. They say there is another line coming through and its supposed to be more intense then the others.

[Pants]

80

[DaFace]

My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

[go bo]

82

go bowe!!!!!!

[Donger]

My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

LMAO

[Rasputin]

My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Yea don't do that. I had a classmate in high school who did that ROFL ZAP!

Then he went out camping and wyped his ass with POISON IVY.

[Sofa King]

I think FAX is waiting to be the 100th post.

[cabletech94]

get yo ass to church!

[Reaper16]

Shit is beginning to get real down here in Tuscaloosa. My neighbor's carport just collapsed in on itself.

[BigCatDaddy]

My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

That was a great Ren and Stimpy episode.

[BigCatDaddy]

get yo ass to church!

InB4 Dave Lane.

[Otter]

Shit is beginning to get real down here in Tuscaloosa. My neighbor's carport just collapsed in on itself.

If that's the reason it collapsed blame the architect.

Now that Fax is gone I'm sure he won't mind me sharing the time he lost the bet that I couldn't service the entire Tennessee Titans cheer leading in two hours. Those last five were rough and I did have to switch to missionary style.

[Pants]

9 more posts, you guys!

[Reaper16]

I just lived through a MILE WIDE TORNADO that ripped through the heart of the city. Holy fucking fuuuuuuuuuuck there's another one coming...

[black angus]

Alabamas turn today, Tuscaloosa just got hit.

[Donger]

I just lived through a MILE WIDE TORNADO that ripped through the heart of the city. Holy ****ing fuuuuuuuuuuck there's another one coming...

I have reported this post as a violation of the profanity filter. May you learn your lesson (if you survive the twister).

[Reaper16]

I have reported this post as a violation of the profanity filter. May you learn your lesson (if you survive the twister).
You know what? I never even thought about that. It's an extremely notorious internet meme, so I didn't even consider.

[Donger]

You know what? I never even thought about that. It's an extremely notorious internet meme, so I didn't even consider.

Internet meme?

[KurtCobain]

Crazy FAX will emerge from the rubble.

[Reaper16]

Internet meme?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

[Donger]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

Yes, I know what one is, but I don't know to which one you are referring.

[DaFace]

Mission accomplished.

[Bugeater]

http://whatgives365.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fireworks.jpg

[Donger]

Mission accomplished.

Is the OP counted in a hundred post thread? I wouldn't think so. If that is the case, post #101 would be required.

[KurtCobain]

Wait.. yeah yeah 100 posts.

But is FAX dead?

[Pants]

Is the OP counted in a hundred post thread? I wouldn't think so. If that is the case, post #101 would be required.

You bet your ass it counts.

[Donger]

You bet your ass it counts.

After all the time I've spent here over the years, I had never noticed that the post after the OP is actually numbered 2.

LMAO

DONGER THE UNOBSERVANT

[cabletech94]

InB4 Dave Lane.

YES!!!!!!!




and it's almost TAGDAY!!!!1!!!1!1111!!!

[cdcox]

OH HAIL!

The wife and I were out about a half an hour from tonight when a giant hail storm broke out. It smashed the back window out, cracked the window, broke the sideview mirror, and generally dented the everliving snot out of the car. There was break in the weather and so we decided to head home. Scary crap. Tornado warnings everywhere, heavy rain, and more hail. I was afraid it was going to finish off the windshield or a tornado was going to drop out of the sky and complicate our lives. Eventually we made it to our exit and we pulled off the highway and all the local roads are flooded. Finally we navigated through through all the floods and made it home. Still under tornado watches until 1:00 AM. Gosh I hope the worst is over. I've been home for 40 minutes and am still stressed out.

[FAX]

Finally emerged from the basement. Got hungry and decided it wasn't worth the effort to try and barbecue a rat using a propane torch and some pliers.

We were lucky. Neighbor trees lying all over the place. Big ones. Dogs running wild (probably because the lightning knocked out some radio fence enclosures). People weeping. Roof damage. Some dumbass' backyard trampoline is in a tree down the street. Not sure what to think about that. But no deaths in the neighborhood.

What a storm. The bad news is that the rivers are rising once again and the last thing we need around here is another flood. If we get another one of those damn things, I'm going to consider collecting animals two by two - except for ants. They're on their own.

On a side note, if there remained any doubt whatsoever that our government is run by a pack of unbridled morons, they interrupt really effective and useful live, weather reports that are complete with detailed Doppler radar and storm tracking down to the minute with these funky gray screens of text and some machine robot dude telling you that there's a storm in the area and you should take cover. I wonder how much that costs the taxpayers. I'm going to write my congressman as soon as my stationary dries out.

Meanwhile, thanks for the awesome post things, my friends. A 100 poster! Assuming Mr. Skip Towne never returns and I live another 20 years and don't get banned again, I could wind up winning this deal.

FAX

[Frazod]

Nice to see you're not dead, FAX! :thumb:

[FAX]

Nice to see you're not dead, FAX! :thumb:

Thanks, man.

Sadly, there are others who weren't so fortunate. It's sad. What a freaking storm. Unreal. One has to wonder if global warming isn't at work or if God is finally pissed off.

FAX

[OnTheWarpath15]

HE'S ALIVE!

[Frazod]

Did you just get your power back?

[KcMizzou]

Congrats on surviving Mr. FAX. Consider this training for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Stay ready.

[FAX]

Did you just get your power back?

Actually, the power was only out overnight. A neighbor's tree fell on the pole that holds the feed line to the house ... knocked out the cable, too. That neighbor dude is new and kind of a twerp, I'm afraid. He called the fire department and the police instead of the electric company. I thought they had come to arrest me for a thought crime ... of which, admittedly, I was guilty.

FAX

[FAX]

Congrats on surviving Mr. FAX. Consider this training for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Stay ready.

No problem. I've been preparing for the zombies for ... gosh ... maybe 10 years or more now.

FAX

[TrebMaxx]

Great to hear you made it through these storms, Mr. Fax.

[Just Passin' By]

Does this mean I don't get his parking space?