View Full Version : NFL Draft Bills draft 400 lbs. defensive lineman.
Direckshun
05-01-2011, 06:34 PM
The name's Michael Jasper, and he comes from some no-name school in the middle of your mama's asshole.
Look at this motherfucker.
http://buffalowdown.com/files/2011/04/michaeljasper.jpg
Played offensive line, but the Bills will be putting him at nose.
Or strong safety. But I'm pretty sure he'll play nose.
Direckshun
05-01-2011, 06:35 PM
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Rain Man
05-01-2011, 06:35 PM
If he's the one on the right, we should bring in the one on the left.
CrazyPhuD
05-01-2011, 06:38 PM
He should just change his last name to Jabba.
Direckshun
05-01-2011, 06:41 PM
Apparently the guy plays guard, not defensive line.
He'll most likely not play at all. But whatev.
CrazyPhuD
05-01-2011, 06:45 PM
Apparently the guy plays guard, not defensive line.
He'll most likely not play at all. But whatev.
Well he played both.
http://buffalowdown.com/2011/05/01/michael-jasper-who-the-heck-is-this-guy/
Still we should trade for him and make him our new kicker.
The funny thing is the little guy running behind him in that picture is actually 6'4".
RealSNR
05-01-2011, 06:51 PM
His hobbies include eating and sodomizing people's families
notorious
05-01-2011, 07:01 PM
Another action photo:
http://i51.tinypic.com/4pyxja.jpg
Crush
05-01-2011, 07:03 PM
He will eat you and your family without any remorse.
Hoover
05-01-2011, 07:20 PM
Credit: Roids
Hammock Parties
05-01-2011, 07:38 PM
40 Time: 5.58 40 Low: 5.48 40 High: 5.73
LMAO
ClevelandBronco
05-01-2011, 07:43 PM
40 Time: 5.58 40 Low: 5.48 40 High: 5.73
LMAO
It's not like the guy needs to go anywhere.
HoneyBadger
05-01-2011, 08:02 PM
40 Time: 5.58 40 Low: 5.48 40 High: 5.73
LMAO
Still faster than you?
Urc Burry
05-01-2011, 08:08 PM
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He bring a new meaning to going ham
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