Osama bin Laden DEAD

[KingPriest2]

PER KMBC kRIS kETZ

Thanks for fixing

[Ugly Duck]

???

[Pitt Gorilla]

PER KMBC kRIS kETZHe's going to make a statement while dead?!?

[CaliforniaChief]

I'm hearing it's bin Laden. Nice try, though.

[Hog Rider]

Big news in moments.
???

[Hammock Parties]

Osama, not Obama.

[eazyb81]

Just confirmed by White House!

[DaFace]

For your sake, I hope that was a slip of the mind. Otherwise, I'd be damn tempted to perma-ban you for that.

[Iowanian]

F'n A.

Burn in hell.

[Hog Rider]

Bin Laden Dead they think!

[007]

rumor has it that its about Bin Laden

[Rain Man]

What's up? Any planeteers in the white house that can give us the scoop?

[BigMeatballDave]

Osama dead! Wow!

[gblowfish]

O-sama yama mamma
O-sama bama lama
O-sama rama lama ding dong
O-sama tora bora
O-sama noa mora!!!

[KurtCobain]

Did he put obama?


LMAO nice

[siberian khatru]

Good Riddance.

[KurtCobain]

osama obama have tha same mamma
seen em in iraq tagteamin a lama



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[chasedude]

PBJ PBJ PBJ

'Bout damn time! :thumb:

[DaFace]

Did he put obama?


LMAO nice

The original title was "Obama DEAD".

[DJay23]

FINALLY!

[gblowfish]

I understand we're going to trade Al Davis to Pakistan for Osama one on one...

[chasedude]

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[Stinger]

Bin Laden dead!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

AMERICA #1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!

[GoHuge]

Oh hells yeah!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Bury him in pig shit!!!!!

[ArrowheadHawk]

Later Dude.

[eazyb81]

US has Bin Laden's corpse.

[siberian khatru]

U.S. reportedly has the body

[cdcox]

I piss on his grave.

[siberian khatru]

Killed a week ago by a U.S. bomb, was awaiting DNA confirmation

[BossChief]

WOW

[Mr. Arrowhead]

the day after Ricky Stanzi get drafted, he hunts Bin Laden down ROFL

[gblowfish]

I'll bet there'll be a shitload of car bombs tomorrow in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan.

[Rain Man]

U.S. reportedly has the body

That'd be cool. Hopefully they let the families of the 9/11 people desecrate it.

[siberian khatru]

Hahaha, that fucker couldn't hide forever.

Every American should have the opportunity to piss and shit on his body.

[Munson]

Best news I've heard this decade!

[cdcox]

Put his head on a pike.

[kcxiv]

Rest in Piss bitch.

[007]

I want to see the helmet cam of the kill.

[Stinger]

......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

[Rain Man]

Killed a week ago by a U.S. bomb, was awaiting DNA confirmation

Where are you guys hearing this? I'm just getting background info.

It'd be great if it was via a U.S. bomb.

[gblowfish]

He probably finally ran out of audio cassettes to send messages on.
Have you tried to buy a blank audio cassette lately?

[Rasputin]

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[siberian khatru]

STAY DOWN, BITCH

[Johnny Vegas]

fuckin link me up I can't find shit

[mikeyis4dcats.]

wrap that motherfucker in bacon and let him rot in the sun.

[siberian khatru]

Man, I hope this doesn't end up like the "Matt Painter to MU" news.

[gblowfish]

NBC is saying US military got him. and we have his body. Pulled him out of Pakistan.

[Stinger]

****in link me up I can't find shit

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cnn.com

[Iowanian]

Bury him in pig shit!!!!!

F'n right.

[alnorth]

cbs and fox have both jumped in, confirming with several sources that Obama will announce shortly that Osama has been killed.

[007]

****in link me up I can't find shit

www.cbsnews.com has live video

[Rain Man]

When they announce it I plan to ululate.

[Pitt Gorilla]

US had been stepping up efforts in recent weeks and got the bastard.

[ta900]

So will the U.S. get out of Afghanistan/Pakistan now? That's what we went in for, now he's gone...Get out of that shithole.

[58-4ever]

America! Fuck yeah! Fightin crime across the mutha fuckin nations!

[DTLB58]

NBC reporting he was killed by a U.S. military action and they have his body!

Wow!

[Ugly Duck]

Oh yeah! Take THAT, you a-hole!

Takes a real Commander in Chief to deal the heavy blow. Bush wuz sucha wuss... letting him escape at Tora Bora. Now Obama... there's a Commander in Chief that KICKS ASS!!

[Molitoth]

lawls, like he really exists.

[58-4ever]

So will the U.S. get out of Afghanistan/Pakistan now? That's what we went in for, now he's gone...Get out of that shithole.

Easy buddy. You're going to get this innocent celebration of death moved to DC

[Iowanian]

WU Hoooooo
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[Rain Man]

NBC reporting he was killed by a U.S. military action and they have his body!

Wow!


That'd be so cool to be the G.I. who dragged his body out of the muck. Hopefully the guy gets to be on Conan.

[Johnny Vegas]

I wanna see his dead limp body.

[Chiefspants]

Wow, I'm having a difficult time describing the feelings within me, if it is indeed true, I have a feeling that this is a moment that will forever stand out within my memory.

[Hammock Parties]

YES WE CAN

http://synergyblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/obama-404_683031c.jpg

[Captain Obvious]

STAY DOWN, BITCH

x1,000

[Mr. Arrowhead]

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[Pitt Gorilla]

Mike Peterson and Rich Scanlon were likely involved. Powe had no (written) comment.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Wow. That's awesome. I was wondering why in the hell there were no links on Yahoo or Google for this, but it's on CNN.

[Rasputin]

What a perfect draft weekend :thumb: :toast:

[alnorth]

every major network is now on board

[Iowanian]

I learned about the attack on 9-11 by randomly checking into this website...and I learned about the death of this cocksucker by randomly stopping in again.



I hope he finds hell as eternity being buttfornicated by a menstruating jewish woman with a pig skin strapon.

I don't really care what happens, this is going to be a good week.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Mike Peterson and Rich Scanlon were likely involved. Powe had no (written) comment.

ROFL

[Captain Obvious]

I normally only have tears of sadness when I hear someone has died. This is not a normal moment. Burn in hell, you piece of ****.

[chefsos]

You know, the President should've gone on at 10:30 as originally planned just to scoop all these goofy bastards on TV.

[GloryDayz]

Wow, there are some number of virgins realizing they just lost the lottery of sorts...

[Rain Man]

The great part is actually killing this piece of feces. It's so much better than him dying of some disease or just disappearing. They need to just toss the body into downtown New York on a sidewalk somewhere and let it rot there.

When Captain Kidd was executed in London, they tarred his body and left it hanging from a pole for years afterwards. That doesn't seem like a bad precedent.

[jAZ]

Holy crap! Finally!!!!!

[mikeyis4dcats.]

LOL....someone on anotjher site just brought up that the timing of the announcement pre-empted the last half hour of The Apprentice. Coincidence? I think not!

[dirk digler]

Great fucking day

[Hammock Parties]

Someone post when the president finishes his bowl of cereal and starts talking

[Rain Man]

Did Wolf Blitzer just say the idiot was killed in Afghanistan, or did he just mean that the body is there now?

[petegz28]

We signed Powe....Osama decided to cash it in.....no one wants to fuck with Powe!

[Bwana]

Nice! Take some video and feed him to the pigs!

[cdcox]

LOL....someone on anotjher site just brought up that the timing of the announcement pre-empted the last half hour of The Apprentice. Coincidence? I think not!

LMAO

[Captain Obvious]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Did Wolf Blitzer just say the idiot was killed in Afghanistan, or did he just mean that the body is there now?

Killed in Afghanistan, which is surprising, because he was believed to be in Waziristan, the lawless section of Pakistan.

[Iowanian]

They should strap that bastard's stinking corpse to the hood of a humvee and drive his ass through a bacon-bits ticker-tape parade route in NYC.

[Rain Man]

Just out of curiosity, do you think they've had a canned speech about this already prepared, and have just been waiting for a chance to use it? If I was president, I'd probably want that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nice! Take some video and feed him to the pigs!

Televise it. I'll finally watch reality tv.

[Sassy Squatch]

http://rickpdx.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ani-fuck-yeah.gif

[Bwana]

Payback, bitch!

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/twintowers.jpg

[Rain Man]

Killed in Afghanistan, which is surprising, because he was believed to be in Waziristan, the lawless section of Pakistan.

That's what I thought he said, too, and then he fumbled around saying, "The body is..." so I wasn't sure.

[chiefsfan987]

LOL....someone on anotjher site just brought up that the timing of the announcement pre-empted the last half hour of The Apprentice. Coincidence? I think not!

not on the west coast... Looks like I'll miss the Amazing Race tonight, but this is one case where I'll glady miss it for this kind of news. Its a good day.

[Lzen]

America...fuck yeah!
..........

So you can lick my butt and suck on my balls...

[Rain Man]

If this is true, that means Elway moves back to my #1 spot of hatred.

[siberian khatru]

America...**** yeah!
..........

So you can lick my butt and suck on my balls...

That makes me laugh every time.

[ILChief]

I don't have time to read the whole thread, so if someone else has posted I apologize, but.....

http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/bye.jpg

[siberian khatru]

If this is true, that means Elway moves back to my #1 spot of hatred.

What's frustrating is we know where he is. WHY DON'T WE ACT?

[alnorth]

One source has just said that we plan to "dispose of" the body rather than bury it. We do not want to bury it and therefore create some sort of tomb for others to visit. I assume that means we plan to burn him and scatter the ashes in the wind.

[BossChief]

Shot in head per cbs

[Sassy Squatch]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liirljBqnP1qg39ewo1_500.gif

[Bewbies]

I hope they bury him here in a place designed to be desecrated by all of us.

[Wyatt Earp]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

If ever there was a time for this, it's now:

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[booger]

Awesome!!!

[JD10367]

Rumor has it he was shot in the head.

Osama Bin-<strike>Laden</strike> -Leaded

[KCinNY]

America...**** yeah!
..........

So you can lick my butt and suck on my balls...

This x 100.

Payback's a motherf***er ain't it?

Hope they shot him in the knees and the gut and watched him die a slow and painful death! Better yet...an 5.56 right up his ass.

[acarter25]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc


It's only appropriate, first thing that came to mind.

[JD10367]

I hope they bury him here in a place designed to be desecrated by all of us.

The Coliseum on the 50-yard line?

[tk13]

Shot in head per cbs

Man, how would it feel to be that guy.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Outside of Islamabad would mean he was in Pakistan.

[Rain Man]

Got him on a family visit, apparently? Now saying he was in a mansion outside Islamabad.

Stupid move, bin Laden.

[chefsos]

Shot in head per cbsWell, if true, can you imagine being the soldier who got the go-ahead to take THAT shot?

Err, tk got me...

[dirk digler]

CNN - Killed by US actionable intelligence and was in a mansion outside of Islamabad, Pakistan. Members of his family were also killed

[booger]

Killed in Mansion outside Islamabad per CNN

[The Bunk]

One source has just said that we plan to "dispose of" the body rather than bury it. We do not want to bury it and therefore create some sort of tomb for others to visit. I assume that means we plan to burn him and scatter the ashes in the wind.

Hopefully they feed him to the pigs.

[bowener]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!












8 years late.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

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[siberian khatru]

A personal kill? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

[chiefsfan987]

I hope they bury him here in a place designed to be desecrated by all of us.

I vote for watchhimrot.com

[KurtCobain]

The original title was "Obama DEAD".

Wonderful. You should've screen capped it. Good damage control.


On Osama's death. Awesome we got the body. Fucking sweet. Go USA.

[Bugeater]

Sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but that took WAAAY too fucking long and there's plenty more hate-filled shitbags out there to take his place.

[Rams Fan]

All I have to say is, thank you.

Thank you to the U.S. Military and any other U.S. personnel.

[Rain Man]

Man, how would it feel to be that guy.


If he's military, I would guess he's not eligible for the $25 million reward. But at the same time, it would feel so good to be the one to do it that you might not care.

[pr_capone]

Man, how would it feel to be that guy.

Every female back in camp should offer herself to him.

[Ugly Duck]

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[JD10367]

Man, how would it feel to be that guy.

I would think it felt like being shot in the head.

Oh, wait, you meant the shooter?

I would think it felt like you guys felt after this draft. :)

Whoever got him, that dude gets free beer from every bar he enters for the rest of his days.

[acarter25]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc

[-King-]

I was actually disappointed when the bomb story came out. The shot in the head story is much better.


I still want to see a body.

[Iowanian]

Would it technically be a money shot?

[petegz28]

Bury his ass in Israel.....just kidding

[-King-]

Man, how would it feel to be that guy.

http://www.stormclad.com/boardpics/fuck-yeah_2.jpg

[Param]

Obama just won a 2nd term.

[JD10367]

Every female back in camp should offer herself to him.

Unless he's one of the gays in the military who was in the closet. In which case, damn, that bitch has got game! ::: snapping fingers :::

[Iowanian]

Obama just won a 2nd term.

Obama didn't kill this asshole.

[The Franchise]

I say they put his body on pay per view and we pay off the national debt.

[007]

Sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but that took WAAAY too ****ing long and there's plenty more hate-filled shitbags out there to take his place.

yeah, my son just asked me if this was a good thing for that very reason.

I just told him it was good for some closure but I would bet on some retaliation in some form.

[Iowanian]

I say they put his body on pay per view and we pay off the national debt.



I hope they're keeping it in the bottom of a latrine.


I also hope someone from NYC was lucky enough to pull the trigger.

[Jewish Rabbi]

In his first highlight as the new quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs, Ricky Stanzi threw a bomb. Osama Bin Laden caught it.

[KurtCobain]

That was a twenty point shot.

[chiefqueen]

reportedly killed in a mansion in Pakistan

[Saccopoo]

What happened? Did his generator finally run out of gas and the dialysis machine go on the fritz?

[Rain Man]

Why is the White House telling everyone ahead of time? They're killing their own thunder. They should just call those dumba** Senators and say, "Turn on the TV."

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.stormclad.com/boardpics/fuck-yeah_2.jpg

Filter evasion.

[AndChiefs]

yeah, my son just asked me if this was a good thing for that very reason.

I just told him it was good for some closure but I would bet on some retaliation in some form.

We're just letting them know that if they mess with us...they just signed their death warrant (to be enforced in 10 years).

[JD10367]

First pics of the shooter.

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

[-King-]

Filter evasion.

ROFLROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Is Obama having a SECOND bowl of cereal? JESUS CHRIST

[BigRedChief]

Shot in head per cbs

Fuck the drones. I hope it was a sgt. from new York city that put the bullet in his head.

[notorious]

yeah, my son just asked me if this was a good thing for that very reason.

I just told him it was good for some closure but I would bet on some retaliation in some form.

Retaliation?


They have been constantly trying to take us out in any way possilbe. If they could retaliate, they would have gotten to us in other ways the past 9 years.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFLROFL

Terrorism never dies.

[Captain Obvious]

Somebody has an amazing story to tell. Yet I'd say their only quote would be, "I'm just doing my job."

Wow.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

I hope whoever shot him, went all rambo on him, and didnt stop even after he was dead

[KurtCobain]

Yeah, I would think this could lead to a new attack. If I were in a stand-still of a war with someone and they got our top dog, I'd retaliate quickly to make them know they're never safe and they won't win.

[-King-]

Kind of sucks though.. dude was old as fuck. He was going to die soon anyway.

[007]

Retaliation?


They have been constantly trying to take us out in any way possilbe. If they could retaliate, they would have gotten to us in other ways the past 9 years.

I didn't say successful retaliation now did I?

[Rain Man]

We're just letting them know that if they mess with us...they just signed their death warrant (to be enforced in 10 years).


Yeah, I think it's a complete victory. There'll always be villains, and now there's one fewer. The guy was a billionaire and was running for his life for a decade. It's a good lesson that villains can't get away. There is no downside at all to this. It's 100% win.

[notorious]

Yeah, I would think this could lead to a new attack. If I were in a stand-still of a war with someone and they got our top dog, I'd retaliate quickly to make them know they're never safe and they won't win.

Like I said before, if they even have the capacity to retaliate against us, they would have attacked us many times before today.

[Spott]

So does that mean the war is over?

[Iowanian]

I can't imagine everyone who knew they had this bastard didn't have a hard-on that went 110% of normal.

[booger]

fuck politics its time to come together to celebrate. fuck left and right dem or repub.

remember the lost of 9-11. remember those lost and deathly ill from the smoke inhalation.

remember those who have died to protect our freedom.

Bless those who have and still serve. Use this as a moral booster to come together for the common good for a change. We needed this good news

[notorious]

I didn't say successful retaliation now did I?

:D

My mistake.

[milkman]

First pics of the shooter.

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

TommyKat's kitty?

[dirk digler]

Is Obama having a SECOND bowl of cereal? JESUS CHRIST

He can do whatever he wants he did what he said he was going to do

[kysirsoze]

Too bad. I was looking forward to a grainy video of him expressing how pleased he was about the NFL lockout.

[CaliforniaChief]

fuck politics its time to come together to celebrate. fuck left and right dem or repub.

remember the lost of 9-11. remember those lost and deathly ill from the smoke inhalation.

remember those who have died to protect our freedom.

Bless those who have and still serve. Use this as a moral booster to come together for the common good for a change. We needed this good news

Yup.

[pr_capone]

/sparks up in honor of our the man who took the shot

it is a night to celebrate and be happy

[KCrockaholic]

This is fantastic.

[AndChiefs]

Yeah, I think it's a complete victory. There'll always be villains, and now there's one fewer. The guy was a billionaire and was running for his life for a decade. It's a good lesson that villains can't get away. There is no downside at all to this. It's 100% win.

My response was somewhat tongue-in-cheek but I agree completely. There will always be bad guys but if you make it hard enough on their leaders no one will want to lead.

[BossChief]

This should be made a national holiday. What's the name of the guy who got the money shot?

[cdcox]

Kind of sucks though.. dude was old as ****. He was going to die soon anyway.

54?

[milkman]

Kind of sucks though.. dude was old as ****. He was going to die soon anyway.

Who cares.

Bastard didn't deserve to die peacefully in his sleeping bag.

[Rain Man]

So does that mean the war is over?

It's a worthwhile question, at least as it relates to Afghanistan. Regardless of whether it's the best time to leave or not, it's politically the best time.


They're saying now that it wasn't a drone (but god bless the drones nonetheless).

[ta900]

He can do whatever he wants he did what he said he was going to do

Ummm suuurrrreee ok now

[KC native]

Wow, thought this was bullshit typical CP thread and clicked on it for lulz while smoking a joint.

All I can say is Fuck Yea.

[JD10367]

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

[notorious]

I hope he didn't kill Osama on the first shot.



I hope he "accidentally" shot his kneecaps, hands, feet, elbows, stomach, and then after about 10-12 hours he finally put one on target.

[Rain Man]

This should be made a national holiday. What's the name of the guy who got the money shot?

Here's an interesting question, or at least an interesting one to me. Does the guy get identified or not? Would he be a target by some low-level nutcase or not? Either way, I think I'd want to be identified if I was the guy.

Odds are, though, it was a CIA spook who's the most bada** motherf***er on the planet and doesn't need a medal to prove it.

[petegz28]

He can do whatever he wants he did what he said he was going to do

Yea, it takes a while to write a speech apologizing to the Taliban for taking out their guy.....:p

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

nice.

[Hammock Parties]

They're Singing the Star Spangled Banner outside the White House.

THIS IS AMAZING

[007]

I hope he didn't kill Osama on the first shot.



I hope he "accidentally" shot his kneecaps, hands, feet, elbows, stomach, and then after about 10-12 hours he finally put one on target.

Shit, who cares. He's dead.

[Hammock Parties]

Breaking news...President Obama has finished his second bowl of cereal and is now having toast and coffee. After that he may come on TV.

[Spott]

It's a worthwhile question, at least as it relates to Afghanistan. Regardless of whether it's the best time to leave or not, it's politically the best time.


They're saying now that it wasn't a drone (but god bless the drones nonetheless).

I'm sure that gas will go up because of this, too.

[BigRedChief]

I hope he didn't kill Osama on the first shot.



I hope he "accidentally" shot his kneecaps, hands, feet, elbows, stomach, and then after about 10-12 hours he finally put one on target.

Yeah they are our best but they just had an off day wth their accuracy took a few more shots to get the job done.

[notorious]

Geraldo just said,"...if it were not for the Pakistanies, we might still be looking for that SOB." ROFL ROFL ROFL


Geraldo is pulling out all the stops.

[007]

:D

My mistake.

:thumb:

[OnTheWarpath15]

This should be made a national holiday. What's the name of the guy who got the money shot?

I cant imagine that info would be released. Why put a giant target on his head?

[gblowfish]

Trump is going to demand to see the death certificate...

[notorious]

Shit, who cares. He's dead.

Glad he is dead, I just hope he suffered.

[007]

Breaking news...President Obama has finished his second bowl of cereal and is now having toast and coffee. After that he may come on TV.

ROFL

He needs brunch next.

[Rasputin]

Did they kill his kids, grandkids, wifes, dogs, cats, cammels, sheep? If not there is more work to be done.

[Discuss Thrower]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYKloZRwLu4&

[RealSNR]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

We'll find out who this guy is probably when he's on his deathbed, just like Deep Throat.

[JD10367]

I hope he didn't kill Osama on the first shot.



I hope he "accidentally" shot his kneecaps, hands, feet, elbows, stomach, and then after about 10-12 hours he finally put one on target.

Nice thought, but doubtful. I would assume whoever had him in his sights took the head shot ASAP. Don't want to risk missing the shot. But I hope they used a nice large calibre and his head re-enacted the end scene in "Scanners".

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[siberian khatru]

BTW, it's my birthday tomorrow. This is a pretty nice present.

[AndChiefs]

Wow this is even the lead story on espn's headlines.

[BigRedChief]

Here's an interesting question, or at least an interesting one to me. Does the guy get identified or not? Would he be a target by some low-level nutcase or not? Either way, I think I'd want to be identified if I was the guy.

Odds are, though, it was a CIA spook who's the most bada** motherf***er on the planet and doesn't need a medal to prove it.

No way he gets identified. His whole extended family would immediately be a target.

[007]

Trump is going to demand to see the death certificate...

:banghead:

I'm sure the conspiracy theorists will be out in full force.

[crazycoffey]

Here's an interesting question, or at least an interesting one to me. Does the guy get identified or not? Would he be a target by some low-level nutcase or not? Either way, I think I'd want to be identified if I was the guy.

Odds are, though, it was a CIA spook who's the most bada** motherf***er on the planet and doesn't need a medal to prove it.

true that

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

He needs brunch next.

Speculation...he may check the sports scores and wait for the late show to finish. If Michelle gets up...quick beej.

[Rain Man]

Wolf Blitzer is talking about the political implications of U.S.-Pakistan relations if Pakistan wasn't involved in the extermination. Frankly, they should just say Pakistan was involved no matter how it went down. Why would you say otherwise?

[JD10367]

ROFL

He needs brunch next.

Dude, if they put a bullet in Osama, the Prez is smoking one of Clinton's stogies and getting a BJ from Michelle in the Oval Office while listening to "That's How We Roll".

[milkman]

Did they kill his kids, grandkids, wifes, dogs, cats, cammels, sheep? If not there is more work to be done.

How do we know which camel and sheep were his wife and grandkids?

[alnorth]

Nice thought, but doubtful. I would assume whoever had him in his sights took the head shot ASAP. Don't want to risk missing the shot. But I hope they used a nice large calibre and his head re-enacted the end scene in "Scanners".

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No joke, if I was some kind of a sniper, I don't screw around. Make up stories later if you want, but I'm taking the head shot.

That said, some people are now saying we got him with a drone a week ago and this was kept a top secret until DNA tests could confirm.

[bowener]

I find it strange that once Dane left the planet, it was only a matter of weeks until Bin Laden ended up dead.

[Iowanian]

Our military should celebrate by launching a 2100 clusterbomb salute on terrorists across the globe.

[007]

Wolf Blitzer is talking about the political implications of U.S.-Pakistan relations if Pakistan wasn't involved in the extermination. Frankly, they should just say Pakistan was involved no matter how it went down. Why would you say otherwise?

Because that would be boring. They have to MAKE the news you know.

[BigRedChief]

Did they kill his kids, grandkids, wifes, dogs, cats, cammels, sheep? If not there is more work to be done.

Wipe out his camels?ROFL

[Bambi]

Royals sweep, Obama's dead, and ...

"I honestly don't think it's going to change anything," Perlman said of UNL losing its membership in the association. "I suppose it will be, in the short-term, an embarrassment."

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/01/2839820/nebraska-booted-from-top-university.html#ixzz1LA6Io0IX

[007]

I find it strange that once Dane left the planet, it was only a matter of weeks until Bin Laden ended up dead.

I posted something similar in the Dane thread.

[AustinChief]

I'm not buying it until I see Osama's long form birth certificate!

[pr_capone]

Dude, if they put a bullet in Osama, the Prez is smoking one of Clinton's stogies and getting a BJ from Michelle in the Oval Office while listening to "That's How We Roll".

Eeeewwww

I would think that those would have been incinerated a LONG time ago. We know where those have been.

[Bambi]

Thank God...

Obama can moonwalk into re-election at this point.

[-King-]

54?

Heh, I thought he was older. But still, reports were that his health was failing and he was going to die. I wish he was killed when he was still active. But oh well, still a good fucking thing :thumb:

[JD10367]

Wolf Blitzer is talking about the political implications of U.S.-Pakistan relations if Pakistan wasn't involved in the extermination. Frankly, they should just say Pakistan was involved no matter how it went down. Why would you say otherwise?

Political implications? Here are the political implications: fuck Pakistan. This twatface was an enemy of America for 20 years now. I don't care where he was. He could've been sipping a latte in some country's embassy for all I give a shit. The world knew that the USA wanted his ass dead and would go to the ends of the earth to do it. If Pakistan has their panties in a wad over how it was done, that's their problem.

[booger]

been a long time coming

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[007]

Thank God...

Obama can moonwalk into re-election at this point.

I'm trying hard not to think about that possibility.

[DeezNutz]

w00t

[007]

2 minutes to Obama. LMAO

[Aries Walker]

There's apparently a crowd out in front of the White House now, singing "We Are the Champions".

[BigRedChief]

Gathering of people outside the white house in the street chanting USA USA

['Hamas' Jenkins]

CNN, "There is no room for error in this speech."

:facepalm:

This is hysterical stupidity. Room for error? He's not splitting quarks.

[Bugeater]

Thank God...

Obama can moonwalk into re-election at this point.
If that's true, then this country is a bigger tool bag that I had previously thought.

[Stinger]

....

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[AustinChief]

CNN, "There is no room for error in this speech."

:facepalm:

This is hysterical stupidity. Room for error? He's not splitting quarks.

no joke, it's not rocket surgery.

[Saccopoo]

CNN, "There is no room for error in this speech."

:facepalm:

This is hysterical stupidity. Room for error? He's not splitting quarks.

Quarks...

fucking Hamas.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Here's an interesting question, or at least an interesting one to me. Does the guy get identified or not? Would he be a target by some low-level nutcase or not? Either way, I think I'd want to be identified if I was the guy.

Odds are, though, it was a CIA spook who's the most bada** motherf***er on the planet and doesn't need a medal to prove it.

It was Stanzi.

[Rain Man]

They're talking about preparing the speech now, and saying it's got to be perfect. Frankly, I kind of like a short direct approach where Obama comes in and says, "One down..."

In fact, maybe even bring in Dick Cheney to say it, because Cheney can say it in a meaner fashion.

[booger]

Gathering of people outside the white house in the street chanting USA USA

one of the most beautiful sights i've seen in months:thumb:

[Aries Walker]

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[Iowanian]

I hope the guys lucky enough to fart on his corpse on the ride back to camp, were singing "born in the USA"

[BossChief]

I cant imagine that info would be released. Why put a giant target on his head?Because he is a national hero.

I find it strange that once Dane left the planet, it was only a matter of weeks until Bin Laden ended up dead.
DANE STANZI KILLED BIN LADEN!!!!!

[007]

no joke, it's not rocket surgery.

Damnit guys get the quotes right. JFC LMAO

[Thig Lyfe]

WE DID IT!!!

[milkman]

Thank God...

Obama can moonwalk into re-election at this point.

I don't usually get political, but I'm not going to vote for Obama because some guy in the military that he has never met shot Bin Laden.

[007]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/Buzzard295/tumblr_lkjsa0vvlq1qzu2tdo1_400.gif

OK, that is funny as shit!!!!

[Bambi]

I'm trying hard not to think about that possibility.

Really?

This is one of the greatest achievements in American Presidential history.

Enjoy it.

The birthers are dead...

[petegz28]

So he has been dead a week?

[booger]

I hope the guys lucky enough to fart on his corpse on the ride back to camp, were singing "born in the USA"

AMEN

[siberian khatru]

Read on the Internet:

“Reports are Obama’s speech is being delayed because the CIA is still trying to notify bin Laden’s next of goat.”

[Wyatt Earp]

I don't usually get political, but I'm not going to vote for Obama because some guy in the military that he has never met shot Bin Laden.

This!

[DeezNutz]

I hope the guys lucky enough to fart on his corpse on the ride back to camp, were singing "born in the USA"

Stanzi killed him? Sweet.

[Param]

Kind of sucks though.. dude was old as fuck. He was going to die soon anyway.

54 is old as fuck?

[Bambi]

If that's true, then this country is a bigger tool bag that I had previously thought.

Then move.

[Hammock Parties]

I find it strange that once Dane left the planet, it was only a matter of weeks until Bin Laden ended up dead.

Actually this happened last week.

So now you know what I was doing while I was banned.

[BigRedChief]

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That's hilarious