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Direckshun
05-03-2011, 10:27 PM
For years, I have been a member of this board.

I have not said a word, hoping that I would not have to be the guy to say this.

Well god damn it, the time has come.

This smiley ( :D ) is a gooky stereotype of a Chinese person.

I myself am 4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian, and thus find this emoticon, which far too many of us use on far too regular a basis in far too many threads for far too many purposes, offensive.

I am hereby issuing a CEASE AND DESIST order to my beloved ChiefsPlanet, of whom I can no longer call my brethren.

Or else. You can prepared to have 4/7th of your asses IN COURT.

THE GAVEL BANGS FOR THEE, BITCHES.

http://www.yumaaz.gov/Images/General/ss-7815418-gavel.jpg

THE GAVEL BANGS FOR THEE

CaliforniaChief
05-03-2011, 10:29 PM
First in.

KcMizzou
05-03-2011, 10:31 PM
:D

luv
05-03-2011, 10:31 PM
First in.

There are so many different ways one could go with this.

RealSNR
05-03-2011, 10:32 PM
:banghead: :# :cuss: :mad: :evil: :fire:

Ever notice how all the negative smileys have red skin?

So hurtful. Soooo soooo hurtful. And racist.

Bugeater
05-03-2011, 10:32 PM
Do you know how Chinese people name their children?

Valiant
05-03-2011, 10:33 PM
There are so many different ways one could go with this.

Yeah you can get you some 'mre luv ru wrong trime' out of his 4/7ths..

KcMizzou
05-03-2011, 10:33 PM
It is what you make of it... and you said "gooky'... this might be your own tendencies coming out. :D

booger
05-03-2011, 10:35 PM
Do you know how Chinese people name their children?

by throwing their pots and pans down the stairs?

CaliforniaChief
05-03-2011, 10:35 PM
How do you calculate being 4/7ths of anything?

RealSNR
05-03-2011, 10:36 PM
How do you blindfold a guy who's 4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian?


Dental floss.

Direckshun
05-03-2011, 10:37 PM
:banghead: :# :cuss: :mad: :evil: :fire:

Ever notice how all the negative smileys have red skin?

So hurtful. Soooo soooo hurtful. And racist.

Yeah, I suppose it would just kill ChiefsPlanet to admit that a Chinese person does more than laugh and be evil.

The shame of 4/7ths of my ancestors weighs on me.

Thig Lyfe
05-03-2011, 10:37 PM
That's actually the least racist thing on this entire board.

Bugeater
05-03-2011, 10:37 PM
by throwing their pots and pans down the stairs?
Throwing their silverware on the floor, but that works too.

007
05-03-2011, 10:39 PM
:Do:-):evil::Bwana:

booger
05-03-2011, 10:40 PM
Throwing their silverware on the floor, but that works too.

nick knack patty whack

RealSNR
05-03-2011, 10:41 PM
4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian man say:

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

nose
05-03-2011, 10:42 PM
:D ancient Singaporian Malaysianian secret

Direckshun
05-03-2011, 10:43 PM
Have you no decency.

Bugeater
05-03-2011, 10:44 PM
nick knack patty whack
Ching chang wang chung.

nose
05-03-2011, 10:49 PM
Im sorry friend im just a idiot!

booger
05-03-2011, 10:51 PM
Ching chang wang chung.

everybody wang chung tonight inspired the poon tang clan to write spoonman

KcMizzou
05-03-2011, 10:53 PM
everybody wang chung tonight inspired the poon tang clan to write spoonmanWhat the... I don't even....

(impressive combination of references.)

booger
05-03-2011, 10:55 PM
What the... I don't even....

(impressive combination of references.)

i think i'm turning japanese
i think i'm turning japanese
i really think so

patteeu
05-03-2011, 10:56 PM
How do you get to be 4/7ths something? Is it a reduced fraction or is this some kind of asian math that white americans like me can't understand?

nose
05-03-2011, 10:56 PM
Im sorry friend im just a idiot!

Somone told me once it couldnt be fixed! Who was that mysterious hillbilly anyway?

keg in kc
05-03-2011, 11:02 PM
It is what you make of it... and you said "gooky'... this might be your own tendencies coming out. :DBan him.

KurtCobain
05-03-2011, 11:13 PM
I run blacks off.

Stanley Nickels
05-03-2011, 11:18 PM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2276/herropreasejh0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/266/herropreasejh0.jpg/)

ROYC75
05-03-2011, 11:32 PM
I myself am 4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian,


Sorry about your bad luck there.

Who's fault was it, your moms or your dad ?

Rain Man
05-03-2011, 11:50 PM
How do you get to be 4/7ths something? Is it a reduced fraction or is this some kind of asian math that white americans like me can't understand?

My guess would be immaculate conception sometime in the previous three generations of his family.

Direckshun
05-04-2011, 12:01 AM
My father was a fraction of a man.

Fucked my mom like he was π, though.

ClevelandBronco
05-04-2011, 12:15 AM
My father was a fraction of a man.

****ed my mom like he was π, though.

MODS! He used the "π" word!

007
05-04-2011, 12:36 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/blazing-saddles-cant-you-see.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/blazing-saddles-that-man-is-a.jpg

FAX
05-04-2011, 12:43 AM
My heart breaks for all the round headed green guys with giant teeth in the whole world.

FAX

salame
05-04-2011, 12:44 AM
4/7ths of me is sorry

Chiefs=Champions
05-04-2011, 01:04 AM
Fatlock also racist?

salame
05-04-2011, 01:20 AM
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ffa4e53c-2f9b-467b-926e-6a644985b5b8.jpg

Direckshun
05-04-2011, 01:41 AM
Fatlock also racist?

That actually brings 4/7ths of me great honor.

kysirsoze
05-04-2011, 02:38 AM
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ffa4e53c-2f9b-467b-926e-6a644985b5b8.jpg

LMAO LMAO LMAO

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2011, 03:04 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/13/article-0-0243EF2700000578-604_468x260_popup.jpg

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2011, 03:07 AM
4/7ths of me is solly

fyp

Mile High Mania
05-04-2011, 04:33 AM
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big nasty kcnut
05-04-2011, 05:35 AM
this thread is lame. that smile not asian it's high because pupils are small. Also Asian women are hot.

bevischief
05-04-2011, 06:08 AM
asshole.

Predarat
05-04-2011, 08:23 AM
Asians and White Dudes need to cry racism more, well done!

gblowfish
05-04-2011, 08:30 AM
WHEEL
OF
FISH!!!!

<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KezvwARhBIc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rausch
05-04-2011, 08:32 AM
Asians and White Dudes need to cry racism more, well done!

LMAO

WV
05-04-2011, 08:34 AM
http://images.txtagif.com/gifs/_UfI8zvnXb6.gif

Rausch
05-04-2011, 08:36 AM
http://images.txtagif.com/gifs/_UfI8zvnXb6.gif

:LOL:

loochy
05-04-2011, 09:48 AM
Kirstie Tynes is hot.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/df0318f1b8c41b9a257c5bdbbc5428da/m.jpg

Mr. Laz
05-04-2011, 10:15 AM
by throwing their pots and pans down the stairs?
omg :LOL:

ive never heard that before


ROFL

i'm going to hell


LMAO

Lzen
05-04-2011, 10:22 AM
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xh_9QhRzJEs" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>

MOhillbilly
05-04-2011, 10:22 AM
This thread needs more Skrewdriver.

vailpass
05-04-2011, 10:31 AM
4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian. Well that explains your slanted views.

journeyscarab
05-04-2011, 10:58 AM
http://www.jimjambo.com/ThatsRacist2.gif

:p

RockChalk
05-04-2011, 11:05 AM
How do you blindfold a guy who's 4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian?


Dental floss.

Don't you mean dental fross?

Kerberos
05-04-2011, 12:34 PM
Do you know how Chinese people name their children?

What do they name mentally challenged children in China?

vailpass
05-04-2011, 12:35 PM
What do they name mentally challenged children in China?

direckshunless?

Kerberos
05-04-2011, 12:35 PM
Sum Ting Wong

WV
05-04-2011, 12:37 PM
If your at work careful Image Googling anything with the word Asian in it! :eek:

vailpass
05-04-2011, 12:46 PM
If your at work careful Image Googling anything with the word Asian in it! :eek:

FFS man you might as well search Catholic School Girl.
(Which my wife did a couple of Halloweens ago to her surprise and my delight)

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2011, 01:51 PM
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Bump
05-04-2011, 01:52 PM
reality makes people racists....oh wait

ChiefaRoo
05-04-2011, 04:16 PM
Actually, I have often thought that Chiefs Planet does well with "the blacks". Like me./Donald Trump

Direckshun
05-04-2011, 06:36 PM
CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
Pursuant to Title 17 of the United States Code

May 5, 2011

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To whom it may concern:

This law firm represents ------ -------. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

We are writing to notify you that your slandering of character of the Asian peoples is wholesale racial defamation. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to

CEASE AND DESIST ALL RACIAL DEFAMATION.

Under the United States Constitution, defamation is not tolerated by any sort of outlet, including new media, as speech due to its obscene nature. All races are equally protected under it, and we find much of this particular outlet to be on the wrong side of a very clear line.

It has come to our attention that you have been harboring this behavior for over ten years. We have copies of your unlawful copies to preserve as evidence. Under 17 U.S.C. 504, you could be liable to statutory damages of between $750 and $30,000 per work, at the discretion of the court, and damages of up to $150,000 per work for willful infringement. If you continue to engage in racial defamation after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of “willful infringement.”

We demand that you immediately (A) cease and desist, and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement.

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Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Agreement within ten (10) days to

Twin Cities Law Firm, LLC
2812 Anthony Lane S, Suite 200
Minneapolis, MN 55418-3270
Fax: 763-225-9918

If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.

Sincerely,

Aaron Hall

Direckshun
05-04-2011, 06:36 PM
Law's on my side, bitches. 8)

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2011, 07:10 PM
Stop exclusion based on the demand for United States 17 USC

May 5, 2011

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Springfield, Missouri -----

To whom it may concern:

This law firm represents ------ -------. If you are represented by a lawyer, to instruct their lawyer as soon as this letter, please ask them to inform the lawyer of such expressions.

We slander the character of the Asian people are writing to inform you that the wholesale racial defamation. Therefore, you are directed here

ACT OF ELIMINATING ALL RACIAL DEFAMATION.

Under the US Constitution, defamation, as a voice for its obscene nature, including the new media is not allowed any sort of exit. All races are equal, are protected under it, we found that the other side of the line is very clear that many of this particular outlet.

You never have embraced this phenomenon for over 10 years, has become our attention. We are your pirated copy should be saved as evidence. Under 17 USC 504, the statutory damages of 30 000 dollars and 750 dollars per job during the discretion of the court, may be liable for damages for willful infringement of each work up to 15 million dollars. If you continue to engage in racial defamation after receiving this letter for you, your behavior would be evidence of "willful infringement."

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Twin Cities Law Firm, LLC
2812 Anthony Lane S, Suite 200
Minneapolis, MN 55418-3270
Fax: 763-225-9918

You or your attorney, if you have any questions, please contact me directly.

Thank you,

Aaron Hall

fyp

Direckshun
05-04-2011, 07:11 PM
fyp

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

are you cheap

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2011, 07:37 PM
How could I forget this one!
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DIT7X5EB3IY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL

whoman69
05-04-2011, 09:01 PM
I always thought it was Donny Osmond

Simply Red
05-05-2011, 07:54 AM
For years, I have been a member of this board.

I have not said a word, hoping that I would not have to be the guy to say this.

Well god damn it, the time has come.

This smiley ( :D ) is a gooky stereotype of a Chinese person.

I myself am 4/7ths Singaporian Malaysian, and thus find this emoticon, which far too many of us use on far too regular a basis in far too many threads for far too many purposes, offensive.

I am hereby issuing a CEASE AND DESIST order to my beloved ChiefsPlanet, of whom I can no longer call my brethren.

Or else. You can prepared to have 4/7th of your asses IN COURT.

THE GAVEL BANGS FOR THEE, BITCHES.

THE GAVEL BANGS FOR THEE




http://i52.tinypic.com/242wlnd.jpg

Dayze
05-05-2011, 08:53 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/242wlnd.jpg

LMAO

RealSNR
05-05-2011, 08:58 AM
That covers it. I'm adjusting my list:

SNR's OFFICIAL List of People Who Need to Send Me Legal Papers

1) Tom Ca$h

2) Direckshun

Simply Red
05-05-2011, 09:00 AM
That covers it. I'm adjusting my list:

SNR's OFFICIAL List of People Who Need to Send Me Legal Papers

1) Tom Ca$h

2) Direckshun

did you know Tom Ca&h beat cancer fairly recently? - the guy emails me, still.

Jack
05-05-2011, 09:30 AM
Red indians named their children after the first vision after birth in olden days.

That was passed down by my great grandfather, Walking Crow. He said his brother was named when his father stepped out of the Teepee and saw two dogs procreating.

vailpass
05-05-2011, 09:57 AM
Red indians named their children after the first vision after birth in olden days.

That was passed down by my great grandfather, Walking Crow. He said his brother was named when his father stepped out of the Teepee and saw two dogs procreating.

Is that true? Is it also true that asians name their children after the sound made by a bunch of silverware hitting the ground after being tossed in the air?

Otter
05-05-2011, 10:00 AM
Is that true? Is it also true that asians name their children after the sound made by a bunch of silverware hitting the ground after being tossed in the air?

It's true.

My Uncle was named "Two Dogs Fucking".

boogblaster
05-05-2011, 11:29 AM
Ima 5/7 houman .. 1/7 mushroom .. 1/7 fly'n lizzard ... guess that makes me a upright-walkin'n cloudy go-rilla with scales ...

JD10367
05-13-2011, 12:16 PM
I know this thread was started as a joke, but I'm really starting to wonder. Just today:

In the Austin TX mugging thread...

He was probably just after her pocket rocket. ****ing pillowbiter.

In the thread about the kid in the dryer...

Only in ****ing Lenox... Grew up 10 minutes from there, shittiest town I've ever seen. Only surprising thing about the article was that the boy's last name wasn't Mendoza or Sanchez.

In the thread about the guy with 107 wives...

typical Niger.

4th and Long
05-13-2011, 12:17 PM
In the thread about the guy with 107 wives...
That one rubbed me the wrong way as well.

vailpass
05-13-2011, 12:20 PM
I know this thread was started as a joke, but I'm really starting to wonder. Just today:

In the Austin TX mugging thread...



In the thread about the kid in the dryer...



In the thread about the guy with 107 wives...

LMAO Yeah I think all three of those posts intended racism. Would you prefer to censor them?

Sofa King
05-13-2011, 12:47 PM
I know this thread was started as a joke, but I'm really starting to wonder. Just today:

In the Austin TX mugging thread...



In the thread about the kid in the dryer...



In the thread about the guy with 107 wives...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dsc/lowres/dscn9l.jpg

Rausch
05-13-2011, 12:58 PM
I'm married t0 a 1/4 person of Hispanic heritage, 1/4 Native amercian (of tribe we can't narrow down because the crazy person of Hispanic heritage-Mom burned her records in a drunken rage - I'm pretty sure, if anything, this lends credibility) and she's 1/2 Irish.

I will not ever fight her.

Period.

Not because I respect women that much but mostly because I've sat witness to her downing 300lb women.

vailpass
05-13-2011, 01:03 PM
I'm married t0 a 1/4 person of Hispanic heritage, 1/4 Native amercian (of tribe we can't narrow down because the crazy person of Hispanic heritage-Mom burned her records in a drunken rage - I'm pretty sure, if anything, this lends credibility) and she's 1/2 Irish.

I will not ever fight her.

Period.

Not because I respect women that much but mostly because I've sat witness to her downing 300lb women.

If you figure out her tribe and get some papers her/your kids might be up for some $ for school.
My wife is 1/16 Wyandott indian and she got a few grand from the govt. when she was a kid. Didn't even know why they sent it to her but they did.

bevischief
05-13-2011, 01:07 PM
I like Chinese food.

Rausch
05-13-2011, 01:09 PM
If you figure out her tribe and get some papers her/your kids might be up for some $ for school.
My wife is 1/16 Wyandott indian and she got a few grand from the govt. when she was a kid. Didn't even know why they sent it to her but they did.

This would be our argumet but shde's shy'dd off.

vailpass
05-13-2011, 01:10 PM
This would be our argumet but shde's shy'dd off.

?

Bugeater
05-13-2011, 01:12 PM
?
:BLVD:

vailpass
05-13-2011, 01:13 PM
:BLVD:

I was wondering what to have for lunch. Thanks.

JD10367
05-13-2011, 01:20 PM
I like Chinese food.

The waiters never are rude.

bevischief
05-13-2011, 01:23 PM
I only eat fried foods a few times a week.