My kids new fort

[kczoo]

I built this for my two little guys. Tell me what you think of their "Pirate House" Not completely stained yet btw

[Dayze]

sweet dude.

[Brock]

That's hilarious.

[4th and Long]

Looks like Tim Burton designed it. Sweet! :thumb:

[ModSocks]

That is badazz.

[cdcox]

Needs a dog ramp.

[Graystoke]

It looks better then my house!

[BigCatDaddy]

It's got nothing on my blanket forts.

[Bump]

awesome

[Iowanian]

Pretty cool.

Is that a kit or did you build from scratch?

[Radar Chief]

It's got nothing on my blanket forts.

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[FAX]

Very, very impressive work, Mr. kczoo.

Is there access to the crow's nest? If I was a kid, that's where I would hide my dirty magazines.

FAX

[kepp]

I have a level you can buy.

Just kidding...it looks cool.

[Radar Chief]

Pretty cool.

Is that a kit or did you build from scratch?

I’m assuming a kit. I’ve seen kits like that before, and they aren’t exactly giving them away.
Regardless, awesome. :thumb:

[ChiefaRoo]

That thing will have 10000 wasps in it by August

[blaise]

My kids would freaking love that.

[vailpass]

Nice. What do you have on the ground surronding the fort? Shredded tires or some other impact-cushioning material?

[Rooster]

Nice. What do you have on the ground surronding the fort? Shredded tires or some other impact-cushioning material?

Broken glass and nails. His kids are tough.

[FAX]

Actually, that looks better than our next-door neighbor's house in the town where I grew up.

FAX

[Sofa King]

That looks more sturdy than my house. :)


Awesome for a kid's playhouse.

[RealSNR]

Terrible. Were you drunk when you leveled the window panes? If a contractor installed my windows like that I would have sued the company

[FAX]

I'll feel bad for Mr. kczoo when the kid pirate club from down the street burns that thing to the ground and plunders his garage.

FAX

[ModSocks]

I'll feel bad for Mr. kczoo when the kid pirate club from down the street burns that thing to the ground and plunders his garage.

FAX

I don't think he's installed the cannons yet. No one will be pillaging anything once those are up..

[Dayze]

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I love those commericals for some reason. the expressions on the puppet/cheetah thing crack me up. As well as the accent.
"Impressive sir"!


LMAO

[Sofa King]

Take some more pictures of that sucker and post em.

[Dayze]

I'll feel bad for Mr. kczoo when the kid pirate club from down the street burns that thing to the ground and plunders his garage.

FAX

LMAO

[pr_capone]

Needs a dog ramp.

LMAO

[Valiant]

It looks great. But looks like a fabricated kit. But you did put it tohether and your kids will/do love it.

[blaise]

When I was a kid one of my friends built a fort at the back of his property. Then we got older and we used to go there and drink beer. Then one day his dad came out and smashed the whole thing to the ground.

[Phobia]

If you fabricated that, you're the man. It would actually be more difficult to build that from scratch and make it look copesthetic than building it square, level, and plumb.

If it's a kit, still cool but I won't be as impressed.

[patteeu]

Nice job. That's awesome. If it's a kit, where did you find it?

[Toadkiller]

That is all sorts of awesome. Wish I had the skill to build my kids something like that. I can fix their computer though so they got that going for them.

[HoneyBadger]

Now they can bring back all the pirate whores back to their fort, and bang um!

[tooge]

thats very cool, although it needs a 360 degree turret mounted in the nest to take out smelly neighbor kids.

[RockChalk]

I love those commericals for some reason. the expressions on the puppet/cheetah thing crack me up. As well as the accent.
"Impressive sir"!


LMAO

Love those commercials

Adam Leadbeater (of True Blood fame) does the voiceover work

[Radar Chief]

Love those commercials

Adam Leadbeater (of True Blood fame) does the voiceover work

Heh, I'll be damned.

[Radar Chief]

I love those commericals for some reason. the expressions on the puppet/cheetah thing crack me up. As well as the accent.
"Impressive sir"!


LMAO

Same here. Don't know why but it makes me laugh.

[Rooster]

Same here. Don't know why but it makes me laugh.

Me too. I laugh everytime.

[kczoo]

This is not a kit. I did look @ picts on internet for a "crooked playhouse". No access to crows nest, just a skeleton up there. The cave isn't done either, damn missouri rain

[Dayze]

"You know, I can see you right"


".....yes, we know".



the part that cracks me up on the Matress commercial is when he askes "What's the password"....and the guy guesses "Matress".....and the cheetah quickly turns his head in disbelief, then looks back at the other guy in the fort.

lol

[SuperChief]

That's epic. You win.

[Dayze]

That's epic. You win.

no doubt.

I couldn't pull that off if someone paid me $100k.

[Sassy Squatch]

Still the best commercial EVAR!!!

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[Radar Chief]

This is not a kit. I did look @ picts on internet for a "crooked playhouse". No access to crows nest, just a skeleton up there. The cave isn't done either, damn missouri rain

No shit. Impressive.

[Sassy Squatch]

How long did it take?

[Fish]

Will you adopt me?

[patteeu]

This is not a kit. I did look @ picts on internet for a "crooked playhouse". No access to crows nest, just a skeleton up there. The cave isn't done either, damn missouri rain

You're a construction genius. That's extremely awesome.

[KurtCobain]

This is sooooooooo sweet.

[mikey23545]

You realize it has to be wheelchair accessible, right?

[Iowanian]

Is the crow's nest a cattle mineral lick tub?

Explain the "rocks".

[R Clark]

Someone wanted to be a pirate growing up? Hope it wasnt a Butt pirate. Just kidding it looks great. Lucky kids to have a dad like that.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Wow. That is really awesome. Will you adopt me?

How long did that take you to do?

[bevischief]

Where is the cannon?





Looks great.

[rtmike]

You realize it has to be wheelchair accessible, right?

Heck with that, where's the parking?

[HoneyBadger]

I don't think he purposely made it crooked....

[Rain Man]

I've lived in houses that weren't that nice.

[mlyonsd]

Very cool. You're a good dad.

[Jewish Rabbi]

This is not a kit. I did look @ picts on internet for a "crooked playhouse". No access to crows nest, just a skeleton up there. The cave isn't done either, damn missouri rain

I'm calling bullshit.

[patteeu]

I'm calling bullshit.

I agree. I think he's got more than just a skeleton up there!

[kczoo]

I really don't care too much if people on here think this is a kit. My walls are set @ 7 degrees. My cave was made out of burlap pieces soaked in portland cement and equal parts sand. Burlap concrete mix was draped over chicken wire which I molded.. whole thing took about 3 weeks. Between rains and everyday after work.

[DaFace]

Damn. That's truly impressive.

[KcMizzou]

That is badass.

[KCSupersized]

Nice work, I would have killed for a play house like that when I was a youngster.

[DeezNutz]

Wow. Very, very impressive.

[Steron]

This is not a kit. I did look @ picts on internet for a "crooked playhouse". No access to crows nest, just a skeleton up there. The cave isn't done either, damn missouri rain


Awesome. Do you have rough plans for it drawn up? I would love to try this for my kids. They would love it.

[Groves]

Nice. What do you have on the ground surronding the fort? Shredded tires or some other impact-cushioning material?

You're thinking bounce-house: pay big bux to let kids swap staph infections with each other.

This is no bounce house. This is a fort, and one of the prime features of a fort is danger.

Do you think those bad guys will mind scaling the walls if their only recompense when falling is being cradled in soft angel feathers? What kind of deterrent are angel feathers?

"If you fall, you might even get hurt, if you're lucky."

This is what lines the walls of the minds of young fort dwellers. They wouldn't want it any other way.

Awesome job, man.

[vailpass]

Very cool. You're a good dad.

You have no way of knowing that by looking at a play house.

[Predarat]

That is pretty freaking cool!

[vailpass]

You're thinking bounce-house: pay big bux to let kids swap staph infections with each other.

This is no bounce house. This is a fort, and one of the prime features of a fort is danger.

Do you think those bad guys will mind scaling the walls if their only recompense when falling is being cradled in soft angel feathers? What kind of deterrent are angel feathers?

"If you fall, you might even get hurt, if you're lucky."

This is what lines the walls of the minds of young fort dwellers. They wouldn't want it any other way.

Awesome job, man.

:LOL:

[Pants]

I really don't care too much if people on here think this is a kit. My walls are set @ 7 degrees. My cave was made out of burlap pieces soaked in portland cement and equal parts sand. Burlap concrete mix was draped over chicken wire which I molded.. whole thing took about 3 weeks. Between rains and everyday after work.

That's hardcore, man. Way to be an awesome dad.

[ClevelandBronco]

It should work for them until they can find a refrigerator box.

[Inspector]

You should have seen the space shuttle I built.

The kids loved it but then NASA showed up and stole it.

Still pisses me off.

[Bob Dole]

That's bigger than Bob Dole's house.

[ModSocks]

I really don't care too much if people on here think this is a kit. My walls are set @ 7 degrees. My cave was made out of burlap pieces soaked in portland cement and equal parts sand. Burlap concrete mix was draped over chicken wire which I molded.. whole thing took about 3 weeks. Between rains and everyday after work.

I wonder how much money you could make building those things for public parks? Hell, if that doesn't work out, I wonder what someone would pay you to build one their yard. I'm sure someone would pay you a nice chunk of change. That's not just a playhouse, it's a piece of artwork.

[B_Ambuehl]

All it needs is a few old porno mags hidden in a secret compartment inside and it'll be ready to roll.

[Reaper16]

Not a kit? That is very impressive, sir. That fort is going to be the envy of the whole neighborhood.

[BigRichard]

Nice work! I bet you got an A in shop class.

[kczoo]

My wife can vouch for the man hours put in....not coming in for dinner etc. She's glad its almost done

[ChiTown]

My wife can vouch for the man hours put in....not coming in for dinner etc. She's glad its almost done

Seriously, dude, that is awesome. You're a helluva good Dad to do that for your kids. I just went to Toy's R' Us when I did the initial play set.

That's truly a labor of love. Congrats.

[vailpass]

My wife can vouch for the man hours put in....not coming in for dinner etc. She's glad its almost done

Then you'll have to find the next project that will let you stay out of the house for hours on end and your wife can't compain about becasue you are working on something. :thumb:

[Pants]

My wife can vouch for the man hours put in....not coming in for dinner etc. She's glad its almost done

Incredible, man.

[Radar Chief]

Then you'll have to find the next project that will let you stay out of the house for hours on end and your wife can't compain about becasue you are working on something. :thumb:

Get an old Jeep. They're constantly needing something.

[vailpass]

Get an old Jeep. They're constantly needing something.

Tell me about it Finally got rid of my ZJ. Got to the point where it wasn't fun even though was strictly a camping beater. Of course, I'm not exactly mechanically inclined.

[Chief Pote]

Damn that's sweeeeeet. Good job. :thumb:

[ClevelandBronco]

Greetings Homeowner,

As the official representative of your Homeowner's Association, I have been tasked with asking you to remove the rather crooked shack that is on your property. Section III.7(c) of the Homeowners Association rules clearly states that no detached structure taller than 72" from grade may be erected on your property without prior approval of the Architectural Committee of the Association. Failure to remove the structure from your property immediately may result in fines and a lien against your property. Your prompt attention to this matter will be appreciated. Once the offending structure has been razed, you may submit plans for a replacement structure should you wish. We won't grant approval, but at least you will have tried.

[seclark]

Greetings Homeowner,

As the official representative of your Homeowner's Association, I have been tasked with asking you to remove the rather crooked shack that is on your property. Section III.7(c) of the Homeowners Association rules clearly states that no detached structure taller than 72" from grade may be erected on your property without prior approval of the Architectural Committee of the Association. Failure to remove the structure from your property immediately may result in fines and a lien against your property. Your prompt attention to this matter will be appreciated. Once the offending structure has been razed, you may submit plans for a replacement structure should you wish. We won't grant approval, but at least you will have tried.

fuckin donger...
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[RedNFeisty]

Great job!! I wanna play on it, too!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I built this for my two little guys. Tell me what you think of their "Pirate House" Not completely stained yet btw

Freakin awesome, I could live in that

[Saul Good]

I agree. I think he's got more than just a skeleton up there!

Yep. I'm pretty sure I see Tyler Thigpen up there, too.

[Saul Good]

Great job!! I wanna play on it, too!

You're going to have to give up your booty.

[Simply Red]

I think it's pretty rad

[BossChief]

Very well done!

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Its just too bad they will grow up as bucs fans because of this...

[Ming the Merciless]

bad ass

[LiveSteam]

Awesome!

[Ugly Duck]

Tell me what you think of their "Pirate House"

Nice Pirate House.... you should get them little Pirate T-shirts:

http://product.images.fansedge.com/51-73/51-73262-Y.jpg

[NewChief]

I wonder how much money you could make building those things for public parks? Hell, if that doesn't work out, I wonder what someone would pay you to build one their yard. I'm sure someone would pay you a nice chunk of change. That's not just a playhouse, it's a piece of artwork.

Not to derail, but our parks system pays some people some pretty sweet coin to do this kind of stuff... but the work is spectacular (not to take away from the work of the OP, just throwing out a tangent):
http://www.smoorephotos.com/order/images/174_castl_park.jpg

[KurtCobain]

Nice Pirate House.... you should get them little Pirate T-shirts:

http://product.images.fansedge.com/51-73/51-73262-Y.jpg

You sick fuck. Stay away from the children.

[TinyEvel]

I really don't care too much if people on here think this is a kit. My walls are set @ 7 degrees. My cave was made out of burlap pieces soaked in portland cement and equal parts sand. Burlap concrete mix was draped over chicken wire which I molded.. whole thing took about 3 weeks. Between rains and everyday after work.

Valiant, how does his ass taste?

[FAX]

Okay, this is somewhat intriguing (since I occasionally mess around with wood).

The walls are 7 degrees off plumb? Is that right, Mr. kczoo? But it appears (in the photo) that the peak of the roof is level from right to left ... or is that one of those optical illusions like when a girl removes her bra and what you once thought were perfectly proportionate tittahs have transformed into the infamous and dreaded Breasts Of Oddness?

FAX THE SOMEWHAT INTRIGUED