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T-post Tom
05-08-2011, 08:09 PM
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(CNN) -- We admit to being sort of creeped out by this: A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet.

And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.

Hot, huh?

Well, the folks at Tokyo's Kajimoto Laboratory say it's just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.

The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the "Kiss Transmission Device." It's a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer.

In the video, Nobuhiro Takahashi, a graduate student and researcher at the university, manipulates the plastic tube on one device with his tongue. A program stores the movements on a computer and then transmits them to another device, causing its tube to move -- presumably in someone else's mouth.

The idea is to help lovers -- in long-distance relationships, say -- by transmitting the tactile sensation of kissing from one person to another. The lab is running both devices on the same computer, but says a system could be set up to connect them via the Web.

"Kiss information" can be recorded and replayed, presumably meaning someone could save and share a "kiss" over and over.

"For example, if you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans," Takahashi says. (Can you say, "Justin Bieber"?)

The researchers seem to realize that most people might not exactly find licking a plastic tube a suitable replacement for sucking face. But there are refinements on the way, they say.

"The elements of a kiss include the sense of taste, the manner of breathing and the moistness of the tongue," Takahashi said. "If we can re-create all of those, I think it will be a really powerful device."

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Buck
05-08-2011, 08:10 PM
I choose Flopnuts.

T-post Tom
05-08-2011, 08:10 PM
I choose Flopnuts.

SASSY!

Discuss Thrower
05-08-2011, 08:14 PM
Ahhh the burgeoning world of teledildonics...

Buck
05-08-2011, 08:15 PM
And also that device is stupid as fuck.

Dante84
05-08-2011, 08:17 PM
I call Red, Jilly, Luv, and Lumpy (sorry gonzo!).


You guys can have Bad Granny and Ultra Peanut.

Hammock Parties
05-08-2011, 08:20 PM
People are gonna be sticking that in their ass.

oOoh Jeethuth! Jeethuth Chryth!

T-post Tom
05-08-2011, 08:25 PM
I call Red, Jilly, Luv, and Lumpy (sorry gonzo!).


You guys can have Bad Granny and Ultra Peanut.

You sure? This picture of Bad Granny & Ultra Peanut recently surfaced:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380399/680210.jpg

teedubya
05-08-2011, 08:26 PM
Damn that girl on the left has a helluva tongue...

Bugeater
05-08-2011, 08:27 PM
What the hell, I'll go badgranny. Old wrinkly sea hags need love too.

T-post Tom
05-08-2011, 08:30 PM
Damn that girl on the left has a helluva tongue...

she took the red pill

T-post Tom
05-08-2011, 08:33 PM
People are gonna be sticking that in their ass.

oOoh Jeethuth! Jeethuth Chryth!

no dental dams required...

RedNFeisty
05-08-2011, 08:38 PM
:LOL: Makes me think of that movie with Stallone and Sandra Bullock. Head gear for sex....lol

Sofa King
05-09-2011, 10:51 AM
:LOL: Makes me think of that movie with Stallone and Sandra Bullock. Head gear for sex....lol

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/04/SB%20POSTER%20demolition%20man.jpg

The Franchise
05-09-2011, 10:55 AM
They're working on this shit but the PSN is still down? WTF?!!?!?!

Skyy God
05-09-2011, 10:57 AM
Ahhh the burgeoning world of teledildonics...

You mean like this?

http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/internet-enabled-rabbit-vibrator.aspx

mikey23545
05-09-2011, 11:00 AM
Reminder to self: Do <i>not</i> accept any PMs from Simply Red...

threebag
05-09-2011, 11:11 AM
I choose Flopnuts.

Buck is gunna dress his up with a set of big fuzzy dice.

Discuss Thrower
05-09-2011, 11:13 AM
You mean like this?

http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/internet-enabled-rabbit-vibrator.aspx

That's certainly a different way to start the day.

-King-
05-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Japanese people are some weird MF'ers ROFL

crazycoffey
05-09-2011, 11:40 AM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/04/SB%20POSTER%20demolition%20man.jpg

one of the first thoughts I had as well!
My dad has this pin ball game, my top score is over 10 bil

Bump
05-09-2011, 11:42 AM
stick that thing down your pee hole and then it would be like getting a bj

-King-
05-09-2011, 11:56 AM
stick that thing down your pee hole and then it would be like getting a bj

http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz99/rachael1042/gag.gif

tooge
05-09-2011, 12:02 PM
my buddy's ex wants me to do this with her. Should I ask for permission?

crazycoffey
05-09-2011, 12:10 PM
my buddy's ex wants me to do this with her. Should I ask for permission?


depends on if your and married.

gblowfish
05-09-2011, 12:27 PM
Hey, I love my Macbook but I don't want to French Kiss it.

Sannyasi
05-09-2011, 12:33 PM
Glad to see the Japanese are back at it already. They've been through a lot lately, but you just can't keep good deviants down

luv
05-09-2011, 12:36 PM
I'm not kissing any of you.

BigMeatballDave
05-09-2011, 12:38 PM
I'm not kissing any of you.C'mon, baby! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/S6MIJD4s7WI/AAAAAAAABL4/tdAzRaFVIpI/s400/rotten-teeth-8.jpg

alpha_omega
05-09-2011, 12:52 PM
Dumb.