Horror Wedding

[malachi47000]

I am going to a coworkers wedding in a couple weeks and they are really into zombies and horror movies. I am having a hard time coming up with a really cool gift. I was thinking along the lines of a cookbook that makes gory looking food recipes or something along those lines. Need help!

[ModSocks]

That cookbook idea is pretty cool. Send me one while you're at it.

[DaFace]

Cut off the groom's head and give it to the bride right before the wedding. It'll be a hoot!

[cardken]

"Candlesticks, always a nice gift. Maybe a place setting."

[Hammock Parties]

You just bust in during the middle of the ceremony in a pirate outfit and start singing THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! PIRATE SO BRAVE! ON THE SEVEN SEAS! A MYSTICAL QUEST! TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGAAAAAAAAAAA! DAVEY JONES LOCKER! WHAT LIES IN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

[Jaric]

http://maxbrooks.com/images/books/book_cover_zsg.gif

Link (http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7838/?itm=zombie_survival_guide&rkgid=278321632&cpg=ogbk1&source=google_books&gclid=CNy8h9OM4agCFU5qKgoda2i_Gw)

You're welcome

[malachi47000]

That cookbook idea is pretty cool. Send me one while you're at it.

Been looking on the internet and having problems finding one...They have their wedding on May 21st and some are predicting end of the world (http://judgementday2011.com/) so zombies or something like that would be cool too.

[MIAdragon]

a knife that squirts blood, give it to them early so they can use it to cut the cake. Fing freaks.

[malachi47000]

http://maxbrooks.com/images/books/book_cover_zsg.gif

Link (http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7838/?itm=zombie_survival_guide&rkgid=278321632&cpg=ogbk1&source=google_books&gclid=CNy8h9OM4agCFU5qKgoda2i_Gw)

You're welcome

Another co-worker already got that for him....I was bummed cause this was a cool idea!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Why don't you go all out and actually murder them and their families? Nevermind, you would be showing them up on their wedding day. Don't do that.

[bevischief]

A sword.

[Just Passin' By]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vRHy%2BG-uL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-My-Cupcake-Deliciously-Recipes/dp/1907030514/ref=pd_sim_b_2

This other one is more Halloween than horror.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1452880840/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_2?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=0962616214&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1HTME7K5PG8SKYY5E0E7

[CoMoChief]

You just bust in during the middle of the ceremony in a pirate outfit and start singing THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! PIRATE SO BRAVE! ON THE SEVEN SEAS! A MYSTICAL QUEST! TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGAAAAAAAAAAA! DAVEY JONES LOCKER! WHAT LIES IN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

best present ever.

[Simplex3]

Another co-worker already got that for him....I was bummed cause this was a cool idea!

Get a copy of World War Z by the same author. NewChief turned me on to it, really good book.

[malachi47000]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vRHy%2BG-uL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-My-Cupcake-Deliciously-Recipes/dp/1907030514/ref=pd_sim_b_2

This other one is more Halloween than horror.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1452880840/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_2?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=0962616214&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1HTME7K5PG8SKYY5E0E7


good ideas! they have 3 kids between them which I is why I was leaning towards food, I think the cupcake book is an awesome idea! Thank you! Would like to find something for the bride and groom too...I thought that there would be some kind of book that would show eyeballs, brains or something of that nature...surprised how hard it is to find.

[malachi47000]

Get a copy of World War Z by the same author. NewChief turned me on to it, really good book.

Haven't heard of that one...might be a good idea since the other one was already bought

[Simplex3]

Haven't heard of that one...might be a good idea since the other one was already bought

The entire audio book is up on YouTube. I highly recommend it.

[Just Passin' By]

good ideas! they have 3 kids between them which I is why I was leaning towards food, I think the cupcake book is an awesome idea! Thank you! Would like to find something for the bride and groom too...I thought that there would be some kind of book that would show eyeballs, brains or something of that nature...surprised how hard it is to find.

I did just find an eyeball recipe. I can't vouch for it, but you could test it and stick it in another cookbook if you liked it:

http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Scary-Eyeballs

[malachi47000]

The entire audio book is up on YouTube. I highly recommend it.

I will go check it out..thanks for the heads up!

[malachi47000]

I did just find an eyeball recipe. I can't vouch for it, but you could test it and stick it in another cookbook if you liked it:

http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Scary-Eyeballs

I wonder if there are a whole lot of them...could find and print them and put them together...good idea

[Just Passin' By]

I wonder if there are a whole lot of them...could find and print them and put them together...good idea

I did just find something called "bloody cake", and I've seen severed hand recipes, so there are at least a few of them out there. Good luck!

[malachi47000]

I did just find something called "bloody cake", and I've seen severed hand recipes, so there are at least a few of them out there. Good luck!

I saw something about the bloody cake too, that bleeds when you cut into it...awesome idea, I am still shocked no one has put a book like this together..might have stumbled onto something here...hmmm

[NewChief]

If you really want cookbooks, here are some options:
http://www.bestcovery.com/best-halloween-cookbooks

There are tons and tons of zombie shit out there, though. I'm currently reading Paul is Undead, which is freaking hilarious.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Dick in a box

Duh

[QuikSsurfer]

You just bust in during the middle of the ceremony in a pirate outfit and start singing THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! PIRATE SO BRAVE! ON THE SEVEN SEAS! A MYSTICAL QUEST! TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGAAAAAAAAAAA! DAVEY JONES LOCKER! WHAT LIES IN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Hahaha ahahaha at your avatar..
:snare hit: "when a maaaaan"

[Rain Man]

Give them some severed fingers that the best man can use to hold the rings. Real or fake, your choice.