CollegeHumor: The Six Girls You'll Date in College

[Tribal Warfare]

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[ChiefsCountry]

Damn I think I have dated all six of those types.

[FAX]

They left out a few.

1. The "I Want To Marry You After The Second Date" Girlfriend.
2. The "I Own Seven Cats, You Like Cats, Right?" Girlfriend.
3. The "In Guinness Book For Worst PMS Of All Times" Girlfriend.

There are many more, of course. But these come to mind, for some reason.

FAX

[Saccopoo]

Also:

1. The 32 year old bar slut that loves to bang college boys.
2. The waitress at the local bar who takes three classes a year to say she's "a student."
3. The mid-30's borderline hot music theory professor who throws parties for her class at the end of the semester.
4. The late 20's chick who works with your mom who you hook up with on weekends home.
5. Your roommates girlfriend.

[Fritz88]

1- The physics classmate who sits behind you in exams and you allow to copy from you for sexual favors.
2- The French/Korean/Venezuelan chicks you fish for at English as a Second Language classes.
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[BigRichard]

Also:

1. The 32 year old bar slut that loves to bang college boys.
2. The waitress at the local bar who takes three classes a year to say she's "a student."
3. The mid-30's borderline hot music theory professor who throws parties for her class at the end of the semester.
4. The late 20's chick who works with your mom who you hook up with on weekends home.
5. Your roommates girlfriend.

Can we get a ruling on this Guardian?

[ChiTown]

They left out a few.

1. The "I Want To Marry You After The Second Date" Girlfriend. Awesome! You are everything I am looking for in wife number 7............or is it 8?
2. The "I Own Seven Cats, You Like Cats, Right?" Girlfriend. We're a perfect match! I'm an anti-freeze salesman!
3. The "In Guinness Book For Worst PMS Of All Times" Girlfriend. I have a perfect solution for your PMS issues :bang:

There are many more, of course. But these come to mind, for some reason.

FAX
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[kepp]

LMAO It's like dating your hoodie

[Sofa King]

No one night stand fat chick?

[ChiTown]

No one night stand fat chick?

You don't "date" a one night stand. You fuck it, and forget it.:)

[Bwana]

Nice LMAO

[Dave Lane]

Or the we just had sex on the first date now we are committed. I seem to have run into this one about 100 times

[siberian khatru]

You don't "date" a one night stand. You **** it, and forget it.:)

Sounds like a Ron Popeil Ronco product.

[Monty]

Sounds like a Ron Popeil Ronco product.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/txchief/Ron.jpg

[loochy]

Can we get a ruling on this Guardian?

its ok as long as you give him a brohug

[Predarat]

hahahh awesome stuff!

[Inspector]

Can we get a ruling on this Guardian?

Careful man. You're just asking to get bench pressed.

[RedNFeisty]

You poor bastards!

[bevischief]

You poor bastards!

LMAO

[Mojo Jojo]

Then there is the...Oh by the way I have a three year old that I had I High School.

[The_Doctor10]

Then there is the...Oh by the way I have a three year old that I had I High School.

Haven't dated that one... did anally violate her though. She was a bitch in high school, she's a bitch now, she deserved it AND the kid.

[whoman69]

I was turned down for a date by all six types.