Exactly how gay are you?

[pr_capone]

I was watching an episode of taboo where they had "experts" saying that there are varying levels of gender and sexuality. I was wondering what a forum full of Alpha males (and Luv) have to say about this.

/in before public poll fail

[KurtCobain]

eh not really

[KCUnited]

Fairly accurate breakdown here:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245135

[CoMoChief]

oh darn.....i thought the top choice said 100% gay

[BigMeatballDave]

90%

I like chick flicks.

:)

[big nasty kcnut]

100% straight

[milkman]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.

[milkman]

oh darn.....i thought the top choice said 100% gay

Pole fail.

[kysirsoze]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.

What about people that are 100% bisexual?

[pr_capone]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.

I really don't believe so. See the Indian Hijra for example. Transgendered people really aren't gay or straight... unless your definition of male and female is based solely on genitalia.

[milkman]

What about people that are 100% bisexual?

I thought about that, but if you're a man, and you fuck a man or suck his dick, you're gay.

It doesn't matter if you also have relations with women.

[Bump]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.

yup

[KCrockaholic]

Who's the Bi-sexual one?

I'm 90% I'd say. I like the color purple.

[Phobia]

I chose 70%. I like to design and create. I enjoy shopping with my wife. I have more than 20 pairs of shoes. I'm good with colors and textures.

But I also drive a large truck and have lots of back hair. So, maybe it's more like 80%.

[BigMeatballDave]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.You either suck dick, or you do not

Suck dick.

[WV]

Being half gay is like being half pregnant.....you either smoke pole or you don't.

[DeezNutz]

You're either a 100% straight or 100% gay.

There ain't no in between.

Did you (do you?) find Jamie Lee Curtis attractive?

[BigMeatballDave]

Did you (do you?) find Jamie Lee Curtis attractive?
She had great tits back in the day.

[Demonpenz]

I find Jamie Lee Curtis has 3 first names

[milkman]

Did you (do you?) find Jamie Lee Curtis attractive?

I'm betting there's no right answer to this question.

[DeezNutz]

Would you?

http://www.segginger.net/Good_Pictures/jamie-lee-curtis/pictures/Jamie_Lee_Curtis01.jpg

[pr_capone]

Being half gay is like being half pregnant.....you either smoke pole or you don't.

Really? You either smoke pole or you don't? Because if you smoke pole, it is completely and totally impossible to also enjoy the physical company of a woman?

[Bugeater]

Queer as a $3 bill.

[big nasty kcnut]

jaime lee curtis is ugly. Sorry.

[KCrockaholic]

I chose 70%. I like to design and create. I enjoy shopping with my wife. I have more than 20 pairs of shoes. I'm good with colors and textures.

But I also drive a large truck and have lots of back hair. So, maybe it's more like 80%.

Do you love your penis more than your wifes vagina? That's the real question.

[Bugeater]

Do you love your penis more than your wifes vagina? That's the real question.
I don't think loving your own penis makes you gay.

[Rain Man]

I put myself down for 90%. The 10% is because I really like to be fashionable and I enjoy the occasional romantic comedy. The 90% is because I really like women. I mean, I REALLY like them. And not just for friendship or love. I like looking at how their bosoms jiggle when they run to catch a bus, and how their derriere sways as they walk down the street, back and forth and back and forth. I like staring at them to see a hint of a profile...you know, down there... when they're wearing tights, and trying to see up their skirts when they climb out of a car. I like it when they're sitting at a counter and they're leaning forward and their breasts are resting on the countertop but they don't seem to notice. And how they concentrate on putting their makeup on at a stoplight, their pink, plump lips agape as they try to extend that eyelash just a little longer. And of course, I like seeing a nipple appear and disappear under their t-shirt with no warning and no discernible cause, like the northern lights or seeing the loch ness monster suddenly gliding out of the water and then back in, raising one's sense of wonder and one's curiosity to learn more. That's the other 90 percent.

[KCrockaholic]

I don't think loving your own penis makes you gay.

It doesn't.

Read my question again. It's which does he love more?

[Bugeater]

It doesn't.

Read my question again. It's which does he love more?
Is there really a wrong answer?

[Spott]

Really? You either smoke pole or you don't? Because if you smoke pole, it is completely and totally impossible to also enjoy the physical company of a woman?

You can enjoy the company of a woman, but the smoking pole thing would still make you gay.

[Gadzooks]

Ugly Duck is gay for posting a thread about who has the coolest helmet.

[pr_capone]

I put myself down for 90%. The 10% is because I really like to be fashionable and I enjoy the occasional romantic comedy. The 90% is because I really like women. I mean, I REALLY like them. And not just for friendship or love. I like looking at how their bosoms jiggle when they run to catch a bus, and how their derriere sways as they walk down the street, back and forth and back and forth. I like staring at them to see a hint of a profile...you know, down there... when they're wearing tights, and trying to see up their skirts when they climb out of a car. I like it when they're sitting at a counter and they're leaning forward and their breasts are resting on the countertop but they don't seem to notice. And how they concentrate on putting their makeup on at a stoplight, their pink, plump lips agape as they try to extend that eyelash just a little longer. And of course, I like seeing a nipple appear and disappear under their t-shirt with no warning and no discernible cause, like the northern lights or seeing the loch ness monster suddenly gliding out of the water and then back in, raising one's sense of wonder and one's curiosity to learn more. That's the other 90 percent.

I think I just found out who my real dad is. Were you, by chance, in Puerto Rico in Jan 1980 / late Dec 1979?

[KCrockaholic]

Is there really a wrong answer?

No. Probably not.

[ChiefsCountry]

The more I think about this, everything that I think is on the gay side that I like is just to fuck pussy. Nice interior design of the condo, smelling good & wearing nice clothes, the chick flicks & the occassional fruity drink is all just to fuck women.

[WV]

Really? You either smoke pole or you don't? Because if you smoke pole, it is completely and totally impossible to also enjoy the physical company of a woman?

Yes....if you smoke pole and still claim to like women then your just still in the closet.

Lesbians I can relate to, homosexual men in no way shape or form can I relate to.

[Rain Man]

I think I just found out who my real dad is. Were you, by chance, in Puerto Rico in Jan 1980 / late Dec 1979?

No, but I love Puerto Rican women. Those bright white smiles next to that tropically toned skin. The violent collision of Catholic conservatism and hot Latin blood that you can see in their eyes as they swirl in their sleeveless summer dresses that show their lean shoulders and shapely calves.

Oh, yes. I love Puerto Rican women.

[Okie_Apparition]

Do all gay men suck cock? Not all straight men eat pussy. And sucking the cock is very important to the question

[WV]

Do all gay men suck cock? Not all straight men eat pussy. And sucking the cock is very important to the question

A straight man that won't eat pussy may as well suck cock.

[pr_capone]

Yes....if you smoke pole and still claim to like women then your just still in the closet.

Lesbians I can relate to, homosexual men in no way shape or form can I relate to.

That is a very black and white view of the subject... especially if you can understand or relate to it when it comes to females.

Seems like a personal prejudice is clouding a detached view of the subject. Just because I dislike eating seafood and can't understand how someone might find it palatable does not mean that others don't enjoy it. I would think it would be somewhat the same for people and sex.

/edit

Following teams for ex. I really like the Chiefs, but I also like the Eagles... though to a lesser extent. I'm not pigeonholed to being only a Chiefs fan.

[WV]

That is a very black and white view of the subject... especially if you can understand or relate to it when it comes to females.

Seems like a personal prejudice is clouding a detached view of the subject. Just because I dislike eating seafood and can't understand how someone might find it palatable does not mean that others don't enjoy it. I would think it would be somewhat the same for people and sex.

/edit

Following teams for ex. I really like the Chiefs, but I also like the Eagles... though to a lesser extent. I'm not pigeonholed to being only a Chiefs fan.

I may see it as black and white, but I think your generalizing a complicated subject a little too much. The only reason I can relate to a lesbian is because obviously I like women and can see what they would be attracted to (it's also kind of tongue and cheek humor), however I cannot see the attraction or relate to the attraction between two men. If someone wants to be bi-sexual it's certainly their prerogative, but in my mind any man that enjoys another man may as well be gay. It's just not natural IMO.

[Johnny Vegas]

You either suck dick, or you do not

Suck dick.

you could suck dick at fucking pussy and totally not be gay.

[Crush]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

By Bruce Heffernan
October 28, 1998 | ISSUE 34•13 (http://www.theonion.com/issue/3413/)

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those pillowbitergots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

[beach tribe]

Sounds like someone is wrestling some inner demons.

Here I'll help you. Just read this, and sing along.

"If you think you might be gay, then you're gay" *Clap Clap*
"If you think you might be gay, then you're gay" *Clap Clap*
"Even if you poke some hole"
"You're still gay if you dream of pole"
"If you think you might be gay, then you're gay" *Clap Clap*

[pr_capone]

Sounds like someone is wrestling some inner demons.


http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif Oh noes, I've been exposed! http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif

[burt]

Pole fail.

Try viagra........

[WV]

http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif Oh noes, I've been exposed! http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif

http://images.clipartof.com/small/70300-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Little-Blond-Boy-Peeking-Out-Of-A-Closet.jpg

[beach tribe]

http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif Oh noes, I've been exposed! http://i.imgur.com/i2g0h.gif

LOL. We all know better capone.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I thought about that, but if you're a man, and you **** a man or suck his dick, you're gay.

It doesn't matter if you also have relations with women.

Really? You either smoke pole or you don't? Because if you smoke pole, it is completely and totally impossible to also enjoy the physical company of a woman?

I'm on pr's side on this one. The physical sex doesn't make one straight or gay. Sex is just sex. For me the line is about attraction. I think a guy could have sex with another guy and still be straight if he's only attracted to women. Attraction, at least in my mind, is the only thing that matters.

But honestly, the whole idea of the label to me is just stupid. Love who you love, it's no one's business but your own, and no one has the right to tell you who that person should be.

For the people that say "it's not normal," that's bullshit. It is normal. You simply cannot choose who you're attracted to. You can choose who you have sex with, but you cannot control your attraction.

[ChiTown]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4oZUIOBpXZw/TVqiMev2M5I/AAAAAAAAHrw/wf-4C32w9W4/s1600/office_space_asskick.jpg

[DaKCMan AP]

100% Awesome.

[Fat Elvis]

I put down 80% straight. I'm really good at picking out color coordinated curtains (much better than my wife), so I'm guessing that pushes me at least 10% into the gay range. I've also added another 10% simply because I'm sure that here on CP, most of you guys would say that you are at least 140% straight because you are so straight that there is no way that you could only be 100% straight.

[loochy]

any gay = all gay

[MOhillbilly]

0% straight

[Simply Red]

WHERE'S THE 85% OPTION!?!?!?!?!?

[beach tribe]

any gay = all gay

This. Bi-sexual is gay when it comes to men IMO.

[Fire Me Boy!]

This. Bi-sexual is gay when it comes to men IMO.

Wow. Why the obvious double standard?

[Fat Elvis]

any gay = all gay

...says the guy with a "SNAAB" avatar featuring a red man wearing a crown....

[Pennywise]

This thread needs music.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7y-x2fWKbmo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[siberian khatru]

I went with 80% straight.

I am not attracted to men and I consume only hetero porn. I am utterly mesmerized watching the Kate Upton "dougie" video.

However, I enjoy helping my wife shop for clothes. I have better fashion sense than she does (I joke that I have a "recessive gay gene"). We watch "What Not to Wear" together, and my critiques often jibe with the hosts' (one of whom is gay).

Also, some movies make me cry.

Plus, one of my best friends is gay, so although I am not attracted to him sexually, that's probably still worth another 5-10% deduction. ;)

[Rain Man]

I can't be 100% straight because I'm kind of twisted.

[Ace Gunner]

you got 2b ****ing kidding me

[gblowfish]

There's four CPers who think this poll is faaaaaaaaabulous!

[DaKCMan AP]

Wow. Why the obvious double standard?

I'm fairly certain the "any gay = all gay" mentality resides in those who are "all gay" otherwise they wouldn't possess the knowledge of "any gay" resulting in 100% gay. :hmmm:

[Simplex3]

I thought about that, but if you're a man, and you **** a man or suck his dick, you're gay.

It doesn't matter if you also have relations with women.

Which one of you assholes set the time machine back to 1940?

[big nasty kcnut]

I'm waiting for someone to say their anderson cooper gay.

[beach tribe]

I'm fairly certain the "any gay = all gay" mentality resides in those who are "all gay" otherwise they wouldn't possess the knowledge of "any gay" resulting in 100% gay. :hmmm:

I don't think someone has had to have a penis in their mouth to come to the conclusion that someone who willingly has, is 100% gay.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm not gay enough to vote in this poll but I am gay enough to post in this thread.

[Simplex3]

And you guys do realize the OP is specifically talking about sexual preferences, not if you're a metro-sexual, right?

So I have a question for all of you "any gay = all gay" guys:

Since you're clearly "all straight", you must therefore find every woman in the world equally attractive, right? Clearly you can't be attracted to individual people.

[vailpass]

And you guys do realize the OP is specifically talking about sexual preferences, not if you're a metro-sexual, right?

So I have a question for all of you "any gay = all gay" guys:

Since you're clearly "all straight", you must therefore find every woman in the world equally attractive, right? Clearly you can't be attracted to individual people.

Just because I find some flowers prettier than others does not mean I play squat tag in the cucumber patch.

[hope]

if one were to still wonder would that mean that one is gay because there's still a question? I mean. I don't rule anything out until I try it.

[Fat Elvis]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-dirty-joke-photos-25.jpg?w=500&h=651

[Fat Elvis]

http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kirkSpockInLove.jpg

[Sofa King]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-dirty-joke-photos-25.jpg?w=500&h=651

did you just steal my epic fail picture?

THIEF!

[Rain Man]

if one were to still wonder would that mean that one is gay because there's still a question? I mean. I don't rule anything out until I try it.

If you're a woman, please go try it and report back. With pictures.

If you're a guy, I don't really need a report, but good luck.

[vailpass]

God there are some sick people in this world. How the hell do you even know where to get those pictures?

[Fat Elvis]

did you just steal my epic fail picture?

THIEF!

Yes I did.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm waiting for someone to say their anderson cooper gay.

I thought about going with Glen Beck gay...... but no way am I that gay.

[hope]

I wonder what batman and superman's baby would look like. What kind of super powers would it have?

[Fat Elvis]

God there are some sick people in this world. How the hell do you even know where to get those pictures?

Superman/Batman from epic fail thread on CP.

Kirk and Spock from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120370/

[vailpass]

Superman/Batman from epic fail thread on CP.

Kirk and Spock from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120370/

Well played. You are mighty quick on the draw.

[Rain Man]

I wonder what batman and superman's baby would look like. What kind of super powers would it have?

Its superpower would be tolerance.

[Gadzooks]

I wonder what batman and superman's baby would look like. What kind of super powers would it have?

Batman doesn't have super powers.:rolleyes:

[Amnorix]

Went with 90%. Debating going 80%, but I don't think so. Factors in my decision:

1. I actually do like romantic comedies.

2. I watch Dancing with the Stars. Mitigating factor -- my wife is the one who watches, I'm watching along with her to see the hot chicks shake it.

[Simply Red]

You are mighty quick on the draw.

that's because Sofa shares his keyboard w/ Fritz - so the home-row is cut in half.

It's not the only thing those two share.

AHEMhttp://i54.tinypic.com/5fm4xj.jpg

[Rain Man]

Batman doesn't have super powers.:rolleyes:


Maybe he has multiple superpowers, and one of them is the ability to cloak the others.

[luv]

I was watching an episode of taboo where they had "experts" saying that there are varying levels of gender and sexuality. I was wondering what a forum full of Alpha males (and Luv) have to say about this.

/in before public poll fail

Not sure how I'm supposed to take that. I ain't voting in your stupid poll anyway.

[Fat Elvis]

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CEiMA3QtYWc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is what happens to you if you are 100% straight.

[vailpass]

[QUOTE=Simply Redthat's because Sofa shares his keyboard w/ Fritz - so the home-row is cut in half.

It's not the only thing those two share.

AHEM[QUOTE]

LMAO

[hope]

Batman doesn't have super powers.:rolleyes:

oh man.... apparently if he can get pregnant he does...unless we are saying batman is a woman and that's just dumb.

[-King-]

oh man.... apparently if he can get pregnant he does...unless we are saying batman is a woman and that's just dumb.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/059/166/original/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg?1279075747.jpg

[pr_capone]

I thought about that, but if you're a man, and you **** a man or suck his dick, you're gay.


What if you are a dude and are getting oral from another dude. Is only the giver gay or is the receiver also gay?

[RNR]

What if you are a dude and are getting oral from another dude. Is only the giver gay or is the receiver also gay?

That should answer it's self. If a man is aroused enough to have another man go down on him...well it is safe to say they both putt from the rough~

[pr_capone]

Not sure how I'm supposed to take that. I ain't voting in your stupid poll anyway.

LOL

It was not intended as an insult, you are just THE female authority on the board that posts with any real consistency.

If you won't vote on my poll, will you at least touch it? Just the tip.

[ChiTown]

LOL

It was not intended as an insult, you are just THE female authority on the board that posts with any real consistency.

If you won't vote on my poll, will you at least touch it? Just the tip.

a little game of 'just the tip', with luv, huh? Well, she's already banged two Planeteers, so, I'm sure she'd take you in like a stray.........

[ChiTown]

a little game of 'just the tip', with luv, huh? Well, she's already banged two Planeteers, so, I'm sure she'd take you in like a stray.........

http://www.moviewavs.com/0094473955/WAVS/Movies/Wedding_Crashers/theycalldating.wav

[gblowfish]

Fred Phelps disapproves of this thread.

[Easy 6]

A straight man that won't eat pussy may as well suck cock.

LMAO, indeed.

[tooge]

you either suck dick or you do not suck dick. That pretty much should define this poll for you if you aren't sure.

[WV]

Fred Phelps disapproves of this thread.

So does Anita Bryant! LMAO

[tooge]

That is a very black and white view of the subject... especially if you can understand or relate to it when it comes to females.

Seems like a personal prejudice is clouding a detached view of the subject. Just because I dislike eating seafood and can't understand how someone might find it palatable does not mean that others don't enjoy it. I would think it would be somewhat the same for people and sex.

/edit

Following teams for ex. I really like the Chiefs, but I also like the Eagles... though to a lesser extent. I'm not pigeonholed to being only a Chiefs fan.

Sooooooo, you smoke pole and like women. Got it. That makes you 50% gay just to clear things up. You may vote in the poll now.

[Fat Elvis]

No small irony in the responce that looks most like a penis.

[listopencil]

Let's see...

Doing run-of-the-mill things that you think the opposite gender is more likely to do: Not gay.

Having sex with a member of the opposite gender but taking on a more passive or aggressive role than is typical: Not gay.

Having or wanting to have sex with people of both genders: Bisexual.

Not having or wanting to have sex with either gender: Asexual.

Having or wanting to have sex only with people of your own gender: Gay.



Pretty cut and dry.

[pr_capone]

Sooooooo, you smoke pole and like women. Got it. That makes you 50% gay just to clear things up. You may vote in the poll now.

Holy crap you got me! I didn't think anyone would call me on my watching a tv show bs but you sniffed it out didn't you? You are both the brightest and wittiest poster on this whole board!

:D

[gblowfish]

Let's see...

Doing run-of-the-mill things that you think the opposite gender is more likely to do: Not gay.

Having sex with a member of the opposite gender but taking on a more passive or aggressive role than is typical: Not gay.

Having or wanting to have sex with people of both genders: Bisexual.

Not having or wanting to have sex with either gender: Asexual.

Having or wanting to have sex only with people of your own gender: Gay.



Pretty cut and dry.

OK, but what about if you jack off pigs for a living?

[pr_capone]

OK, but what about if you jack off pigs for a living?

LMAO

Bi-beast-curious?

[The_Doctor10]

Wow, 41 people also lie to polls on the internet... How is anyone 100% anything these days? Unless it's like, anti-Hitler? Though even that's not a sure thing, because honestly, if I had the chance to go back in time and kill baby Adolf, I probably wouldn't do it; I mean, I know with Adolf a lot of bad shit happens, but I also know he was enough of a fucking goober to screw up in certain spots that others might not have... And I also know we beat him. So I'd probably let baby Hitler live knowing that ultimately, the right side wins.

If I can't be 100% sure I'd kill Hitler, how can anyone be 100% straight? That just seems like someone who's in denial, or incredibly boring to be around.

For the record, I answered 70%; not because of a penchant for dick, but more because I like a lot of musicals, am generally very arts-interested, and I, like every woman in the theatre, got slightly turned on by Chris Hemsworth's pecs in Thor. Also, I can't say for certain that there aren't certain guys I'd sleep with, or get involved with for the money (say, some super-rich guy just thinks I'm really hot etc). It's not likely, but hey life's crazy; gotta keep your options open hahaha

[loochy]

Wow, 41 people also lie to polls on the internet... How is anyone 100% anything these days? Unless it's like, anti-Hitler? Though even that's not a sure thing, because honestly, if I had the chance to go back in time and kill baby Adolf, I probably wouldn't do it; I mean, I know with Adolf a lot of bad shit happens, but I also know he was enough of a fucking goober to screw up in certain spots that others might not have... And I also know we beat him. So I'd probably let baby Hitler live knowing that ultimately, the right side wins.

If I can't be 100% sure I'd kill Hitler, how can anyone be 100% straight? That just seems like someone who's in denial, or incredibly boring to be around.

For the record, I answered 70%; not because of a penchant for dick, but more because I like a lot of musicals, am generally very arts-interested, and I, like every woman in the theatre, got slightly turned on by Chris Hemsworth's pecs in Thor. Also, I can't say for certain that there aren't certain guys I'd sleep with, or get involved with for the money (say, some super-rich guy just thinks I'm really hot etc). It's not likely, but hey life's crazy; gotta keep your options open hahaha

wut?

[listopencil]

OK, but what about if you jack off pigs for a living?


If you enjoy it....

[listopencil]

Wow, 41 people also lie to polls on the internet...



You're a closeted bisexual.

[listopencil]

LMAO

Bi-beast-curious?

Yeah but bestiality is only gay if you are doing it with male animals right? I mean...say that ewe is giving me "those looks" and then later gets "trapped in the fence". She's just asking for it, right?

[suzzer99]

What about trans sex uals? I'd like to see the real truth poll of how many of you wouldn't do that "chick" in Rock Star, assuming "she" was really that hot.

Not me of course. That's gross. But I will admit the idea of that is a lot less disgusting than passionately making out with some dude. Ugh. The point is that might be a bit of a gray area.

[loochy]

What about trans sex uals? I'd like to see the real truth poll of how many of you wouldn't do that "chick" in Rock Star, assuming "she" was really that hot.

Not me of course. That's gross. But I will admit the idea of that is a lot less disgusting than passionately making out with some dude. Ugh. The point is that might be a bit of a gray area.

Gray area is gay area

[RNR]

Wow, 41 people also lie to polls on the internet... How is anyone 100% anything these days? Unless it's like, anti-Hitler? Though even that's not a sure thing, because honestly, if I had the chance to go back in time and kill baby Adolf, I probably wouldn't do it; I mean, I know with Adolf a lot of bad shit happens, but I also know he was enough of a ****ing goober to screw up in certain spots that others might not have... And I also know we beat him. So I'd probably let baby Hitler live knowing that ultimately, the right side wins.

If I can't be 100% sure I'd kill Hitler, how can anyone be 100% straight? That just seems like someone who's in denial, or incredibly boring to be around.

For the record, I answered 70%; not because of a penchant for dick, but more because I like a lot of musicals, am generally very arts-interested, and I, like every woman in the theatre, got slightly turned on by Chris Hemsworth's pecs in Thor. Also, I can't say for certain that there aren't certain guys I'd sleep with, or get involved with for the money (say, some super-rich guy just thinks I'm really hot etc). It's not likely, but hey life's crazy; gotta keep your options open hahaha

:spock: I am 110% certain of both answers~

[Okie_Apparition]

A straight man that won't eat pussy may as well suck cock.

I recall an episode of The Sopranos where Junior had to dump his girlfriend because she gabbed about how good he was at going down on her. To them eating pussy=Italian for pillowbiter. Seems Tony had the same issue

[The_Doctor10]

You're a closeted bisexual.

How am I closeted if I just said there were guys I'd probably sleep with?

[The_Doctor10]

:spock: I am 110% certain of both answers~

So what happens if you kill Hitler and someone who isn't a retard when it comes to military strategy ascends to the height of German power? He finishes Britain when he has the chance; now the Americans and Allies have no staging grounds from which to launch an invasion. Not necessarily saying that the Germans then conquer the world, but as they were also working on a bomb, suppose killing baby Hitler precipitates the German Reich ruling the planet?

And congratulations on your certainty, sir.

[The_Doctor10]

I recall an episode of The Sopranos where Junior had to dump his girlfriend because she gabbed about how good he was at going down on her. To them eating pussy=Italian for pillowbiter. Seems Tony had the same issue

Well this just proves the Mob is full of idiots.

[Okie_Apparition]

Culture. Can you imagine any american father telling his adolescent son: "If you feel the urge to suck cock, take the chance & try it"

[The_Doctor10]

Culture. Can you imagine any american father telling his adolescent son: "If you feel the urge to suck cock, take the chance & try it"

Can you imagine any American parent telling their adolescent child to just go out and have sex period?

Parents don't want to sexualize their children no matter what... It's just weird; when I have kids, I don't want to know if my daughter's boyfriend makes her cum, or if my son's girlfriend gives up the ass... But if any of my kids came to me and said 'dad, I think I might be gay', I'd be as supportive as humanly possible.

[milkman]

That is a very black and white view of the subject... especially if you can understand or relate to it when it comes to females.

Seems like a personal prejudice is clouding a detached view of the subject. Just because I dislike eating seafood and can't understand how someone might find it palatable does not mean that others don't enjoy it. I would think it would be somewhat the same for people and sex.

/edit

Following teams for ex. I really like the Chiefs, but I also like the Eagles... though to a lesser extent. I'm not pigeonholed to being only a Chiefs fan.

I've said this before.
I am a Chiefs fan.
Every other team is the enemy.

I'm on pr's side on this one. The physical sex doesn't make one straight or gay. Sex is just sex. For me the line is about attraction. I think a guy could have sex with another guy and still be straight if he's only attracted to women. Attraction, at least in my mind, is the only thing that matters.

But honestly, the whole idea of the label to me is just stupid. Love who you love, it's no one's business but your own, and no one has the right to tell you who that person should be.

For the people that say "it's not normal," that's bullshit. It is normal. You simply cannot choose who you're attracted to. You can choose who you have sex with, but you cannot control your attraction.

I am not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay, or that I have a problem with gays.
I am simply saying there is no such thing as "part gay".
If you are bi, you are both gay and straight.
You are not partly gay, and partly straight.

But why would a guy have sex with another guy if he isn't attracted to him?

What if you are a dude and are getting oral from another dude. Is only the giver gay or is the receiver also gay?

If you allow someone of the same gender to give you head, you are gay.

[pr_capone]

If you allow someone of the same gender to give you head, you are gay.

What about a a glory hole situation where you don't know who is on the other side of the wall?

/Donger question asking mode

[milkman]

What about a a glory hole situation where you don't know who is on the other side of the wall?

/Donger question asking mode

Then you're stupid.

[WV]

What about a a glory hole situation where you don't know who is on the other side of the wall?

/Donger question asking mode

People who stick their junk in glory hole's have more than being gay to worry about! :o)

[Okie_Apparition]

Spin off thread not going to happen:

Let us say you are 100% straight, you're welcome. You find Carl Peterson and the kicker that shall remain nameless naked from the waist down passed out bent over a park bench next to some angle iron. To touch them in any way, even with the angle iron. Makes you only 90% straight.

What is your percentage the next morning. I have a feeling some of you maybe in negative column ROFL

[Easy 6]

I recall an episode of The Sopranos where Junior had to dump his girlfriend because she gabbed about how good he was at going down on her. To them eating pussy=Italian for pillowbiter. Seems Tony had the same issue

Heh, very funny episode with Tony singing 'South of the Border' to Junior on the links.

Nonetheless, those eyetalians are crazy for being that way, i'm like a buck deer seeing how far i can get my nose in there, practically mainlining all of those wonderful pheremones & stimulants.

[beach tribe]

Wow, 41 people also lie to polls on the internet... How is anyone 100% anything these days? Unless it's like, anti-Hitler? Though even that's not a sure thing, because honestly, if I had the chance to go back in time and kill baby Adolf, I probably wouldn't do it; I mean, I know with Adolf a lot of bad shit happens, but I also know he was enough of a ****ing goober to screw up in certain spots that others might not have... And I also know we beat him. So I'd probably let baby Hitler live knowing that ultimately, the right side wins.

If I can't be 100% sure I'd kill Hitler, how can anyone be 100% straight? That just seems like someone who's in denial, or incredibly boring to be around.

For the record, I answered 70%; not because of a penchant for dick, but more because I like a lot of musicals, am generally very arts-interested, and I, like every woman in the theatre, got slightly turned on by Chris Hemsworth's pecs in Thor. Also, I can't say for certain that there aren't certain guys I'd sleep with, or get involved with for the money (say, some super-rich guy just thinks I'm really hot etc). It's not likely, but hey life's crazy; gotta keep your options open hahaha

Wow. We really learned a lot about you just now.
Just because you like musicals doesn't mean you want dick, it just means your kind of "Gurly Maan".
I'm 100% sure I'm straight, and 100% sure I'd kill hitler, but even if I wasn't it doesn't mean I was to a dramatization of HBO's OZ with my buddies.
But if you're thinking about getting a sugar daddy, you are 2 shots of gay,+- fill the glass with titties.