Epic Cuteness Showdown: Babies vs Kittens vs Puppies

[Dante84]

Vote, and present your arguments and evidence below.

Best offseason evar!!

[notorious]

Puppies.


Not only do puppies/dogs kick ass, but "puppies" is a slang term for a female's anatomy that I love to motorboat in.

[Crush]

Puppies FTW

[Dante84]

I honestly think it will end up being puppies in a landslide. I just wanted to see if there were any weirdos on the board that I wasn't aware of.

Also, I wanted to look at pictures and videos of puppies without having to look them up myself.

[Rain Man]

kittens in a pounceaway win. puppies are great, but kittens are in a whole different league from any other living cute creature.
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[yhf]

Puppies.


Not only do puppies/dogs kick ass, but "puppies" is a slang term for a female's anatomy that I love to motorboat in.

I think a similar argument could be made for kittens, something about what they grow up to be or something, I dunno you get the point.

I am 100% straight I don't do cute.

[AustinChief]

kittens in a pounceaway win. puppies are great, but kittens are in a whole different league from any other living cute creature.
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Very true.

[Dante84]

kittens in a pounceaway win. puppies are great, but kittens are in a whole different league from any other living cute creature.
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time to break out the evidence!

[notorious]

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[notorious]

I think a similar argument could be made for kittens, something about what they grow up to be or something, I dunno you get the point.

I am 100% straight I don't do cute.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. LMAO

[Dante84]

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NOT A PUPPY

DOESN'T COUNT

[Simplex3]

I have two kids and I don't think babies are cute. They're like little geriatric aliens.

[notorious]

NOT A PUPPY

DOESN'T COUNT

Ahhhh fuck it, it's funny!

[Ebolapox]

Puppies.


Not only do puppies/dogs kick ass, but "puppies" is a slang term for a female's anatomy that I love to motorboat in.

kittens=pussy. two can play that game.

[AustinChief]

time to break out the evidence!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-97bo0VBLS2M/TWauUhOrkwI/AAAAAAAAAI4/Q4-0xM9ycBc/s400/cutest_little_kitten_and_frog.jpg

http://attuworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitten_in_boobs-13314.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YARDcY4uZ4M/TUo53zFCEZI/AAAAAAAAABo/MaNbkvwp61Y/s1600/8-31-10-damn-im-in-a-tight-spot-cat-in-boobs.bmp

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhps5meFTA1qzf9gso1_500.jpg

Point proven?

[notorious]

kittens=pussy. two can play that game.

VHF already caught me in my dumbass moment.

[Simplex3]

Tittie Kitties have so much less to do with the kittie.

[CrazyHorse]

What about bunnies? I know its not very manly, but we're talking very cute here.

[Dante84]

What about bunnies? I know its not very manly, but we're talking very cute here.

I considered adding them, but after I started the "65 Sketchiest Easter Bunnies" thread, I am forever scarred.

And I saw a cat murder one about a week ago.

Not a good month for me and bunnies.

[Simplex3]

http://thethingsshesaul.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bunny_pancake1.jpg

[-King-]

Kittens http://i50.tinypic.com/1ok7q9.gif

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[SDChiefs]

Kittens. I think puppies grow into their looks. As puppies their body parts (ears, eyes and paws) are way too big for their small frame.

[alnorth]

Kittens, easily.

[Gadzooks]

Kittens Video <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Bmhjf0rKe8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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[Gadzooks]

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[alnorth]

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puppy fail

[boogblaster]

puppies

[Stinger]

puppy fail

Actually the puppy has that wtf are you doing and can we please stop this look. Advantage puppy over owner.

[Dante84]

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[Buck]

Kittens > Puppies

[Joe Seahawk]

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[CrazyPhuD]

Sorry man...I can't agree with any of the choices nothing quite makes me go 'Awwww' like seeing baby sharks rending the flesh of baby seals. Kittens/puppies/etc just aren't even in the same league of cuteness. Sharks :thumb:

[HoneyBadger]

Babes are just freakin ugly.

[RustShack]

What about baby Aliens?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AKLidSS_D9c/TKOkcmCQzEI/AAAAAAAAEZo/Q6EuHpGSEmI/s400/alien-children-squid.jpg

[FAX]

I had a dream this one time and in the dream, people turned into enormous, ambulatory carrots and all of humanity was suddenly attacked by bunnies. Millions of bunnies coming out of nowhere and everywhere simultaneously ... hopping and jumping and leaping and biting and tearing and ripping with their razor sharp bunny teeth. We humans tried to hold them off as best we could, but since we were now mere enormous, ambulatory carrots, we could no longer wield our guns because we had no arms or hands ... just big frothy greenery sticking out of our heads. I wasn't upset when my 7th grade English teacher got bunny bit right in the jugular, but it kind of bothered me when they came after Mr. Greenjeans who, to my knowledge, had spent his entire life being nothing but generous and kind and friendly to bunnies ... all before being transformed into an enormous carrot, of course.

FAX

[Fire Me Boy!]

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[Dave Lane]

I think I saw in the mandals thread that is you liked cats you were gay. Everyone who voted kitten needs to go update their gay %.

[Rooster]

Got to go with puppies. Baby humans do not really look human and kittens are just cats.

[Radar Chief]

Got to go with puppies. Baby humans do not really look human and kittens are just cats.

A kitten’s cuteness is tainted by the stupid rodent you know it’s going to grow up to be.

[loochy]

Human babies are fat, stinky, and ugly.

Puppies and kittens FTW.

People FTL.

Kittens and puppies play all funny-like. FTW

People babies just lay there and cry. FTL

A kitten’s cuteness is tainted by the stupid rodent you know it’s going to grow up to be.

That's how I feel about people

[Fritz88]

Fucking win this, Kittens.


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkw9DIslPfCTbqWhlH6wKxWwplm6QiuuxwdsYvIbHZzg52DA63&t=1

[tooge]

my babies were very cute, but everyone elses are pretty damn ugly. So I'll say puppies.

[HonestChieffan]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vhkzayES5zc/TdTDymE63nI/AAAAAAABCi4/b0QruhY9akQ/s1600/PDM%2B19%2B%252820%2529.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

kittens in a pounceaway win. puppies are great, but kittens are in a whole different league from any other living cute creature.
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This... and I'll get killed for saying this probably but depending on the breed some puppies are ugly even as puppies. jmo.

[RYAN32]

the word epic is so stupid and so out played find another stupid word to use

[BigMeatballDave]

I have two kids and I don't think babies are cute. They're like little geriatric aliens.I only have one. I disagree. Babies trump everything.

[BigMeatballDave]

the word epic is so stupid and so out played find another stupid word to useLMAO

[Rasputin]

[IMG]http://attuworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitten_in_boobs-13314.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YARDcY4uZ4M/TUo53zFCEZI/AAAAAAAAABo/MaNbkvwp61Y/s1600/8-31-10-damn-im-in-a-tight-spot-cat-in-boobs.bmp

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhps5meFTA1qzf9gso1_500.jpg

Point proven?


Those are nice puppies, i vote puppies.

[BigMeatballDave]

the word epic is so stupid and so out played find another stupid word to useI think this is my brother.

[BigMeatballDave]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-97bo0VBLS2M/TWauUhOrkwI/AAAAAAAAAI4/Q4-0xM9ycBc/s400/cutest_little_kitten_and_frog.jpg

http://attuworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitten_in_boobs-13314.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YARDcY4uZ4M/TUo53zFCEZI/AAAAAAAAABo/MaNbkvwp61Y/s1600/8-31-10-damn-im-in-a-tight-spot-cat-in-boobs.bmp

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhps5meFTA1qzf9gso1_500.jpg

Point proven?No. All I see is tits.

[BigMeatballDave]

Kittens are cute until they grow up.
I fucking hate cats.

I'll never choose an animal over a human infant.

[Rain Man]

the word epic is so stupid and so out played find another stupid word to use

I would vote for either "kittenworthy", "bertinellian", or "antisuperdisigerent".

[Graystoke]

I like Kittens.
The Chinese Restaraunt I like makes fab Kitten Noodle Soup.
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[Dante84]

the word epic is so stupid and so out played find another stupid word to use

Epic post, bro.

That's weird that the word is "out played."