New Date: Rapture Oct 21

[HonestChieffan]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/harold-camping-doomsday-preacher-explains-failed-rapture-prediction/story?id=13669592


Damn. Wifes B-day is the 23rd. Not sure to even shop for anything.

[Sofa King]

This guy is one hell of a salesmen.... of shit and lies....

how the hell people still follow him is beyond me....

[loochy]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

[Skyy God]

So that's why he bailed on work yesterday..... he was busy crunching the numbers.

[Dartgod]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/harold-camping-doomsday-preacher-explains-failed-rapture-prediction/story?id=13669592


Damn. Wifes B-day is the 23rd. Not sure to even shop for anything.My wife's is the 22nd.

I'll be spending her birthday $ on beer.
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[HoneyBadger]

Here we go again......

[Saulbadguy]

Put it on my outlook calendar.

[The Franchise]

Ahhh.....so it would begin on May 21st.

Maybe God just hates us all and didn't take anyone.

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Plow]

There is a lot of money in the Rapture business.

[RNR]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

No he wouldn't~

[gblowfish]

I'm glad we cleared that up....

[Gonzo]

Isn't this how the 7th Day Adventist's got their start?

I'm smelling a new religion... Coming soon to a theatre near you...
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[Discuss Thrower]

I hate Big Armageddon.

[Chief Chief]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

The WHAAAAT?!?!!

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[Simplex3]

I hate Big Armageddon.

LMAO

[talastan]

It is freaks like this guy that give Christians a bad name. Stop prediciting already!! :mad:

[Pitt Gorilla]

New date: Repost May 24

[Hydrae]

My wife's is the 22nd.

I'll be spending her birthday $ on beer.

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My wife's is on the 21st, not sure what to do with that. That is a Friday, maybe I can convince her we will go out on Saturday.

[L.A. Chieffan]

if at first you dont succeed

[tooge]

So, the new REPOST date is today then

[tooge]

holy shit, I reposted a repost. that is a sign the end is near.

[Simplex3]

It is freaks like this guy that give Christians a bad name. Stop prediciting already!! :mad:

Predicting a date is so much worse than just saying "we know it'll happen one day, just keep sending us money until then." Right?

[bowener]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bss_EUJpw7A/TckIFvrrzqI/AAAAAAAABVM/fuNeSJ1338Q/s1600/philosophy+raptor+fap.jpg

[beach tribe]

This guy is one hell of a salesmen.... of shit and lies....

how the hell people still follow him is beyond me....

I know. It's amazing really. the same people who bought into it the first time, and were duped, are going to be the first t drive around in Oct. with RVs with this crap n the side. I wonder what he' going to say after Oct.
That he was wrong by another 6 months?

[Donger]

I know. It's amazing really. the same people who bought into it the first time, and were duped, are going to be the first t drive around in Oct. with RVs with this crap n the side. I wonder what he' going to say after Oct.
That he was wrong by another 6 months?

That he obviously needs more money in order to purchase a more accurate calculator.

[Bearcat]

FWIW, before 5/21, he was saying the rapture would be 5/21 and the end of the world would be 10/21.... 5/21 was simply the beginning of the end.

[loochy]

The WHAAAAT?!?!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bss_EUJpw7A/TckIFvrrzqI/AAAAAAAABVM/fuNeSJ1338Q/s1600/philosophy+raptor+fap.jpg

I call it the raptor because raptors are way cooler than religious events

[loochy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bss_EUJpw7A/TckIFvrrzqI/AAAAAAAABVM/fuNeSJ1338Q/s1600/philosophy+raptor+fap.jpg

Oh, and the answer to this is fill 2 ziploc bags with warm water and stick the bags between 2 mattresses

[Reerun_KC]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

Unfortantly he will never be right... Not according to the Word of the Lord...

[loochy]

Unfortantly he will never be right... Not according to the Word of the Lord...

Then you could delay the end of the world indefinitely by predicting every day to be the last day?

[Pitt Gorilla]

http://www.benpadiah.com/otherstuff/Crossed/funshit/raptorJesus/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg

[Dave Lane]

This guy is one hell of a salesmen.... of shit and lies....

how the hell people still follow him is beyond me....

Insert line about religion in general here... :)

[Pants]

Then you could delay the end of the world indefinitely by predicting every day to be the last day?
Guessing =/= knowing.

[Dave Lane]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

No he won't

[loochy]

Guessing =/= knowing.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27554_112471702105837_8764_n.jpg

Like anyone could even know that, Napoleon.

[loochy]

No he won't

R

[BigMeatballDave]

:facepalm:

Its non-sense like this that has made me Agnostic.

[BigCatDaddy]

Has this guy "showed his work" so to speak to show where he is pulling these dates from?

[Gonzo]

Has this guy "showed his work" so to speak to show where he is pulling these dates from?

He has proof, unfortunately we can't see it, (it is forbidden). The dates were written on golden tablets and buried underground. The only way you can read them is through a magic hat.

[Donger]

Has this guy "showed his work" so to speak to show where he is pulling these dates from?

Based on the results, I think it's safe to say, "From his ass."

[chasedude]

I have no sympathy for the idiots following him. In fact, I hope it happens this time and get rid of those that annoy me.

[Arsonist]

This guy is a fucking moron. The people who listen to this shit are bigger morons.

[Crush]

He has proof, unfortunately we can't see it, (it is forbidden). The dates were written on golden tablets and buried underground. The only way you can read them is through a magic hat.

Mormonism II: Electric Boogaloo

[Lbedrock1]

Why doesn't he just continually say that TOMORROW is the raptor? Eventually he'll be right.

He would be dead by the time he was right. No man knows when so even if he Predicted correctly God would change it just to make him look foolish.

[BigMeatballDave]

Has this guy "showed his work" so to speak to show where he is pulling these dates from?
Your sig is fucked up. Not a fan.

[Gonzo]

Mormonism II: Electric Boogaloo

LMAO

Awesome


Oh, btw...

A good read for some of you if you have the time:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Day_Adventist

[Lzen]

It is freaks like this guy that give Christians a bad name. Stop prediciting already!! :mad:

This is so true.

Predicting a date is so much worse than just saying "we know it'll happen one day, just keep sending us money until then." Right?

I am a Christian but I believe TV evangelists are bad for Christianity. And if all they are interested in is getting your money, they are most likely just another false prophet. The same false prophets that are mentioned in the Bible.

He would be dead by the time he was right. No man knows when so even if he Predicted correctly God would change it just to make him look foolish.

Interesting theory. That would make sense.

Here's a vid that interviews a real religious leader that thinks guys like this are bad for Christianity. About 3 minutes in.


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[Msmith]

I think Mr. Camping is genuine in believing what he preaches. His staff is using his belief and him as a tool to rake in money.

[Molitoth]

No he won't

bingo

[bowener]

Oh, and the answer to this is fill 2 ziploc bags with warm water and stick the bags between 2 mattresses

How does one do all that with no hands?

[Okie_Apparition]

Can we combine this & The gimmics to sell beer thread
Thanks

[HonestChieffan]

My wife's is the 22nd.

I'll be spending her birthday $ on beer.
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Good plan. Pay with a credit card. Screw the man.

[4th and Long]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/harold-camping-doomsday-preacher-explains-failed-rapture-prediction/story?id=13669592


Damn. Wifes B-day is the 23rd. Not sure to even shop for anything.
My oldest daughter's birthday is on the 20th.

Now I have to buy her something. :cuss:

[Lzen]

My oldest daughter's birthday is on the 20th.

Now I have to buy her something. :cuss:

Mine's the 7th so I should be good. :D

[RNR]

:facepalm:

Its non-sense like this that has made me Agnostic.

The list is quite long for me as far as reasons I am agnostic. This guy is out there but his predictions are just as plausible as 90% of the stories taught in all religions. I think Bertrant Russell summed it up well for me “Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.”

[munkey]

The WHAAAAT?!?!!



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That's just as bad if not worse than "Friday".... :Lin:

[Dave Lane]

The list is quite long for me as far as reasons I am agnostic. This guy is out there but his predictions are just as plausible as 90% of the stories taught in all religions. I think Bertrant Russell summed it up well for me “Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.”

I just repped a raiders fan... I feel dirty LMAO

[kysirsoze]

I ALMOST felt bad for this guy. Now I hope he gets busted buying hookers with the money he makes off his followers while capitalizing on the pain in Joplin. What a piece of shit.

[Over-Head]

Sorry, same day as my Vasectomy, can we re-schedual this end of the world shit

[Coach]

Oh for crying out loud.... :facepalm:

[Msmith]

I ALMOST felt bad for this guy. Now I hope he gets busted buying hookers with the money he makes off his followers while capitalizing on the pain in Joplin. What a piece of shit.

He is 89 years old. He may have a little problem for you know...

His staff, on the other hand, will spend the money freely on whatever their hearts desire.

[007]

Not before our MNF game

[JD10367]

http://www.benpadiah.com/otherstuff/Crossed/funshit/raptorJesus/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg

LMAO Awesome.

But this news pisses me off. On October 22nd I'm supposed to embark on a weeklong cruise to Canada. :(

[Dave Lane]

I think I'm going to get one...

http://www.zazzle.com/rapture_2011_tshirt-235506022399788449

[bobbymitch]

The dude would be more convincing if he had given away all his shit and stood naked on a street corner holding up a sign saying "The end is at hand".

[RNR]

The dude would be more convincing if he had given away all his shit and stood naked on a street corner holding up a sign saying "The end is at hand".

Like another famous prophet Isaiah?

[Chief Roundup]

This guy is a false prophet and should be ignored.

[Chief Roundup]

Deuteronomy 18:20-22

‎"But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death. You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spok...en by the Lord?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him

[BigCatDaddy]

Deuteronomy 18:20-22

‎"But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death. You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spok...en by the Lord?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him

Except as far as I know he didn't claim God gave him the time and date.

[Gonzo]

This guy is a false prophet and should be ignored.

I'm Finished!


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[Simplex3]

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[Fish]

Deuteronomy 18:20-22

‎"But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death. You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spok...en by the Lord?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him

So the only way a Christian can determine if someone is a false prophet, is if their prophecy doesn't come true?

That doesn't really seem like a very effective method....

[Chief Roundup]

So the only way a Christian can determine if someone is a false prophet, is if their prophecy doesn't come true?

That doesn't really seem like a very effective method....

That is a direct qoute from the bible not from me.

[Fish]

That is a direct qoute from the bible not from me.

Ohhh... I assumed your name was Deuteronomy... sorry nevermind...

[kysirsoze]

So the only way a Christian can determine if someone is a false prophet, is if their prophecy doesn't come true?

That doesn't really seem like a very effective method....

Well there's always hearing them speak and judging for yourself. This guy is hilariously unconvincing. I feel bad for the people who got sucked into his BS, but FFS, have just a little bit of skepticism.

[4th and Long]

:spock:

Was Burned Clothing Found In Madison Park Connected To Rapture?

30 Sets Of Burned Clothing Found In Olin Turville Park

Updated: 3:47 pm CDT May 27, 2011


MADISON, Wis. -- Was it an unregistered art exhibit, a practical joke or a possible documented rapture occurrence? Those are the questions facing the Madison Police Department after they found 30 sets of burned clothing in Olin Turville Park on Sunday.

An officer said he was called to the top of the biggest hill at Olin Turville Park on Sunday about 4:30 p.m., after a person reported multiple sets of burned clothes were found. There were about 30 sets of clothes found, police said. Men's clothes, women's clothes, complete with undergarments and shoes, were laid out as if the people wearing them had been lying on their backs and vanished, leaving all their clothing behind. There were wrist watches where arms should have been and sets of keys in pockets, authorities said.

"I observed that all outfits were perfectly laid out as if the people wearing them had met with some sort of forceful and immediate action," wrote the responding officer in his report. The officer also noted all clothing "had varying levels of what appeared to be burns or melting, as if exposed to some sort of intense heat source."

More mystifying to investigators was the fact that the material goods were spread out, in circular fashion, around a black cylinder that was emitting a strobe-type white light toward the skies.

"I cautiously examined the beacon of light closer and determined that it had been constructed out of a 5-gallon pail and what appeared to be a light fixture type of top," said the officer.

As he examined the probe, the officer said he discovered two independent light sources: a heavy-duty flash light and a bicycle light, police said. The officer said he also found a similar object in each of the pants pockets.

"I donned a pair of protective gloves and examined some of the clothing and discovered that several pockets in the outfits all contained a similar type of business or calling card. The top of each had a round circle, and directly beneath that was a large vessel that appeared to be an ark-type craft. Under the ark were several vertical lines that emanated downward away from the bottom of the craft," the officer said.

Police said the strange finding prompted speculation over whether what happened at the site was linked to the rapture prognostication that on worldwide judgment day, Jesus Christ would take believers to heaven. A prediction by a popular minister said the event would happen last weekend, specifically on Sunday. The claims were popularized throughout the media in the days leading up to the weekend.

Police said they remain unsure about what happened at the site.

See Images of mysterious incident at Olin Turnville Park - http://www.channel3000.com/slideshow/news/28040235/detail.html

article - http://www.channel3000.com/news/28040052/detail.html?source=c3k

[Gonzo]

Dammit. I knew it.

I wonder how many new missing person's reports they've received?
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[Rausch]

:facepalm:

Its non-sense like this that has made me Agnostic.

...

The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the question, and by seeking we may come upon the truth.

[whoman69]

I say if there's no football, let it happen.

[ChiefChick]

I would buy for the wife, its like the dumb people who quit their jobs because the world was supposed to end a week ago. The guy predicted this crap way back in the day too...and guess what? He failed....lol.... But its going to be the end of the world if you don;t buy your wife a present and the world does not end....

[sd4chiefs]

Maybe there is a God.:hmmm:

Leader of May 21 doomsday movement suffers stroke

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/13/leader-of-may-21-doomsday-movement-suffers-stroke/?hpt=hp_t2