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Hammock Parties
05-31-2011, 01:24 PM
What's this world coming to? He was probably a Broncos fan...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/offbeat/wpix-man-busted-masturbating-on-plane,0,5317000.story

It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers.

A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief.

According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington.

A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."

Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself.

"My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned."

Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine.
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ChiTown
05-31-2011, 01:25 PM
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Hammock Parties
05-31-2011, 01:27 PM
Shit.

ShowtimeSBMVP
05-31-2011, 01:27 PM
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listopencil
05-31-2011, 01:28 PM
That guy looks like a douche.

BigMeatballDave
05-31-2011, 01:31 PM
Can't a guy make a repost anymore?

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-31-2011, 01:32 PM
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bevischief
05-31-2011, 01:51 PM
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cabletech94
05-31-2011, 01:56 PM
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Titty Meat
05-31-2011, 01:57 PM
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KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 02:17 PM
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The Franchise
05-31-2011, 02:19 PM
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gblowfish
05-31-2011, 02:19 PM
The uncomfortable thing about that picture is, you can't see the guy's hands.
Ewwww.....

Gonzo
05-31-2011, 02:23 PM
A GoChiefs Repost? Sure to make it to the HOC. I don't believe I've ever seen such a thing.
Posted via Mobile Device

ClevelandBronco
05-31-2011, 02:33 PM
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ChiTown
05-31-2011, 02:34 PM
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vailpass
05-31-2011, 03:15 PM
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KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 03:16 PM
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Pants
05-31-2011, 03:18 PM
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KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 03:19 PM
wtf pants you fucked it up. we were gonna circumvent the filter as a group.

JD10367
05-31-2011, 03:19 PM
You can still jerk off on an airplane. Just make sure to wipe it up, 'cause it'll interfere with the de-icing stuff.

KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 03:21 PM
You can still jerk off on an airplane. Just make sure to wipe it up, 'cause it'll interfere with the de-icing stuff.

What is your address?

4th and Long
05-31-2011, 03:24 PM
What is your address?
1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Ask for a man named Herman.

While waiting in the entryway, be sure to ask if you can play with spot. he lives under the stairs.

CrazyPhuD
05-31-2011, 03:36 PM
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Pants
05-31-2011, 03:44 PM
wtf pants you ****ed it up. we were gonna circumvent the filter as a group.

Oh shit, my bad, man.

KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 04:01 PM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
05-31-2011, 04:01 PM
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unothadeal
05-31-2011, 04:12 PM
Thanks Bin Laden

KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 04:15 PM
Carls20yrplan is a good guy.

CrazyPhuD
05-31-2011, 04:21 PM
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kysirsoze
05-31-2011, 05:22 PM
U (?)

Titty Meat
05-31-2011, 05:23 PM
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Saulbadguy
05-31-2011, 05:33 PM
RAPE

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-31-2011, 06:17 PM
Carls20yrplan is a good guy.

At least spell my name right...I will find you and kill you (After I rub one out)

JD10367
05-31-2011, 07:07 PM
I will find you and kill you (while I rub one out)

:eek:

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-31-2011, 07:32 PM
:eek:


LMAO

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-31-2011, 07:45 PM
I just don't understand there being a problem there!