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Carlota69
06-01-2011, 11:48 AM
Ok, since there are a ton of funny, creative sick and twisted people on this site, I thought Id come for some help. As some of you know, I am a radio personality. well I have a lunch feature called "Carlotas Box Lunch" and I need some fresh imaging liners for it.

For instance, right now I have things thats say, "Carlotas Box Lunch, think inside the box" or " Carlotas Box Lunch. Eat This"..

So, feel free to get as sick and twisted as you can. Its welcomed:evil:

listopencil
06-01-2011, 11:50 AM
Is your avatar a pic of you?

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 11:52 AM
Is your avatar a pic of you?

Yep..froma few years ago

4th and Long
06-01-2011, 11:54 AM
Is your avatar a pic of you?
Yep..froma few years ago
How YOU doin'?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGXC7ZexqfR1fY3sCQxIdZiS2GbQSq6YYYBYpGSvFJOpu1Stfpb6-hY1M
;)

4th and Long
06-01-2011, 11:56 AM
I'm not allowed to talk about your box. My wife says so. *nod nod nod*

ChiefsCountry
06-01-2011, 12:02 PM
Your at the rock station if I remember right?

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:03 PM
Your at the rock station if I remember right?

Yep, a rowdy rock station.

ChiefsCountry
06-01-2011, 12:05 PM
Okay I will come up with a few slogans in a bit. Got to switch from real estate mode to ad agency mode. :)

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:06 PM
Okay I will come up with a few slogans in a bit. Got to switch from real estate mode to ad agency mode. :)
o:-)

tooge
06-01-2011, 12:07 PM
Just say "Carlotas box." then pause and say "lunch"

tooge
06-01-2011, 12:08 PM
a pic of the box would make this much easier as well. thank you

DMAC
06-01-2011, 12:12 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Gobbilin up the eargasms

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:13 PM
Just say "Carlotas box." then pause and say "lunch"

That made me think of a cat purring...with the voice guy saying Carlotas Box Lunch...and then a kitty meowing...on KOMP 92.3
..thanks..that was helpful:thumb:

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:14 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Gobbilin up the eargasms
:thumb:

DMAC
06-01-2011, 12:18 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: This lunch just wont dry out

morphius
06-01-2011, 12:26 PM
random crap, mostly lame

Carlotas Box Lunch
...Humming a-long
...not just a side dish
...now with dinner portions
...finger licking good
...the cats meow
...between a rock and a hard place
...thinking deeper
...(not) FDA approved
...not your average greasy spoon

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:33 PM
random crap, mostly lame

Carlotas Box Lunch
...Humming a-long
...not just a side dish
...now with dinner portions
...finger licking good
...the cats meow
...between a rock and a hard place
...thinking deeper
...(not) FDA approved
...not your average greasy spoon

Not lame at all:thumb:

Iowanian
06-01-2011, 12:39 PM
There has to be room for something a bout a daily Nooner at your place.

The Franchise
06-01-2011, 12:48 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch: It's always fun to Eat Out.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
06-01-2011, 12:49 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch . . . more than just a meal

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . light on calories, heavy on pleasure

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . Get your hands around this

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . When you're ready to chow down, we're always here

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 12:50 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch . . . more than just a meal

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . light on calories, heavy on pleasure

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . Get your hands around this

Carlota's Box Lunch . . . When you're ready to chow down, we're always here

:thumb:

Radar Chief
06-01-2011, 12:53 PM
Carlota’s box lunch, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Old Dog
06-01-2011, 12:57 PM
Carlota’s box lunch, eat until I say you're done

Hydrae
06-01-2011, 12:58 PM
Carlota's box lunch....when you really want to eat with a fox

Dayze
06-01-2011, 12:59 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch....enough for Seconds!
Carlota's Box Lunch....it's Taco Tuesday!

Old Dog
06-01-2011, 12:59 PM
Carlota’s box lunch, eat all you want and you'll still be begging for more

seclark
06-01-2011, 01:00 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch...it's not just leftover tuna salad. it's an all you can eat buffet.

DMAC
06-01-2011, 01:01 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Plus Size Lays

Old Dog
06-01-2011, 01:01 PM
Hell sec, she could just use the first line in your sig

Hays
06-01-2011, 01:02 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Plus Size Lays

ha

seclark
06-01-2011, 01:02 PM
Hell sec, she could just use the first line in your sig

LMAO
yuck.
sec

ChiefsCountry
06-01-2011, 01:09 PM
Rock well done. Carlota's Lunch Box.

It's a lunch your mom wouldn't pack. Carolta's Lunch Box.

Things happen at Carolta's Lunch Box.

I'm only here for a nooner at Carolta's Lunch Box.

Rausch
06-01-2011, 01:16 PM
Carlota's box lunch...the only thing Andrew Zimmern hasn't eaten but keeps asking about.
Carlota's box lunch...it's auditory foreplay.
Carlota's box lunch...where you're incouraged to eat with your hands.

KCUnited
06-01-2011, 01:18 PM
Chunky or Smooth?

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 01:23 PM
Awesome job so far--some really good stuff here!:thumb:

Monty
06-01-2011, 01:28 PM
Go ahead and think outside the box......I'll be inside if you need me.

Monty
06-01-2011, 01:30 PM
Carlota and her box lunch: two great tastes that taste great together.

Monty
06-01-2011, 01:34 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch: Don't forget to finish your pie!

vailpass
06-01-2011, 01:37 PM
Eat desert first with Carlota's Box Lunch.

vailpass
06-01-2011, 01:38 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch- the meal so thick and wavy that it makes it's own gravy.

KCUnited
06-01-2011, 01:39 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch Sucks Less Than Cassel.

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 01:39 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch- the meal so thick and wavy that it makes it's own gravy.

:LOL:

tooge
06-01-2011, 01:51 PM
Carlotas box lunch. It's all you can eat

DMAC
06-01-2011, 01:53 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Tastes itchy...

vailpass
06-01-2011, 02:03 PM
Carlota's Box Lunch- A minute on the lips, forever on the hips.

Rain Man
06-01-2011, 02:56 PM
Carlota's box lunch. For the love of god, help me get the thermos out!

Carlota's box lunch. Trade you for that banana.

Carlota's box lunch. Wow, that fruit cup is cold!

Iowanian
06-01-2011, 03:04 PM
Stealing your Lunch money, to buy Nickelback CDs.


You'd listen to an M-Bop loop for a peek at my pudding cup.

Carlota69
06-01-2011, 03:22 PM
A big thank you to all...theres some comedy gold in here...:thumb:

Barret
06-01-2011, 03:28 PM
Carlota's box lunch: It's (moan)Sooooooo(end moan) good
Carlota's box lunch: More alcoholic content then legally allowed by the state
Carlota's box lunch: May cause the following symptoms....Itching, Rashes, Hair loss, Projectile Vomiting, Explosive Diarrhea, Heart Palpitations, Headache, Ear Ache, Vision Loss and possibly DEATH!!!!!

Carlota's box lunch: This Box goes to Eleven.....

Rain Man
06-01-2011, 03:46 PM
Carlota's box lunch. Don't touch my Twinkie.

Carlota's box lunch. It's either this or the lunch lady.

boogblaster
06-01-2011, 06:01 PM
Carlotas Box Lunch .. hotter than a chilie-pepper
Carlotas Box Lunch .. sweeter than a honey-bear
Carlotas Box Lunch .. so tiny .. so fillin'
Carlotas Box Lunch .. best souche in town

morphius
06-01-2011, 08:34 PM
...no hidden meat, but plenty of hard rock

You'll have to let us know which if any of these are used.

Monty
06-01-2011, 09:53 PM
Carlito's box lunch: Hey! You found my class ring!

big nasty kcnut
06-02-2011, 01:17 AM
the lunch box just eat out with carlotta and her box

Over-Head
06-02-2011, 05:52 AM
Carlotas Box Lunch ....-Jam out with yer Clam out

- Delightfully tangy
- fresh and moist
-Warm and wet
-pink in the middle
- Freshest clam around
-Smells like seafood, tastes like chicken

CrazyPhuD
06-02-2011, 06:16 AM
Carlota's Box Lunch, now with free floss!

CrazyPhuD
06-02-2011, 06:22 AM
Carlota's Box Lunch, when it's over our rock will still be hard.

Carlota's Box Lunch, there's nothing stale in here.

CrazyPhuD
06-02-2011, 06:26 AM
Carlota's Box Lunch...it never seems to last long enough.

Los Pollos Hermanos
06-02-2011, 06:45 AM
Carlota's Box Lunch, it's a mouthful.

Carlota69
06-02-2011, 07:10 AM
...no hidden meat, but plenty of hard rock

You'll have to let us know which if any of these are used.

I defintely will. Ill even try and figure out how you guys can hear them when they are done...

Radar Chief
06-02-2011, 07:18 AM
Carlotta’s box lunch, you’ll keep coming back because an hour later you’ll just want more.
Uh, that’s kinda long.

DMAC
06-02-2011, 07:41 AM
Carlotas Box Lunch: Kinda fishy at first, but you get used to it.

ChiTown
06-02-2011, 07:49 AM
It's always Tuna Taco Tuesday's at Carlota's Box Lunch............

loochy
06-02-2011, 08:44 AM
Hey does your show have a podcast? I'm interested in seeing what your show is like.

rocknrolla
06-02-2011, 10:13 AM
Much better than the sloppy tuna fish your eating now!!!!!
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vailpass
06-02-2011, 10:20 AM
Hey (fap) does your show(fap) have a podcast? (fap) I'm (fap) interested (fap) in seeing (fap)(fap) what your (fap)(fap) show is(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap) like. (nevermind.)

Don't sweat it Looch, Carlota is a pretty lady and is used to this sort of thing.

Chieftain58
06-02-2011, 10:27 AM
Why eat at the Y when you can have Carlotas Box(pause) Lunch. :D

Barret
06-02-2011, 11:08 AM
From Aerosmith to Zepplin, These rockers always find a way to fit in Carlotas Box......lunch

Carlota's Box Lunch: Approved by the FDA

Carlota69
06-02-2011, 11:13 AM
Hey does your show have a podcast? I'm interested in seeing what your show is like.

No podcast, but you can always listen online--komp.com..lookfor KOMP 92.3 and hit listen live..Im on 10a-3p PST
;)

Rausch
06-02-2011, 02:52 PM
Stealing your Lunch money, to buy Nickelback CDs.


Whoa...out of bounds man...