Hey Mods: Does The Planet Have a Video for n00bs?

[vailpass]

You know, a sort of intro to the ground rules instructional video sort of like this one? I'm betting you could get some of the twisted but talented on this board to do the creative.


http://forum.xda-developers.com/register.php

[Gonzo]

This really isn't a bad idea. Youcould make it like those cheesy training vids you have to watch when you start a new job.

[ModSocks]

Hrmmm........

[OnTheWarpath15]

LMAO

Could be epic if done by the right person.

[vailpass]

LMAO

Could be epic if done by the right person.

That's what I'm thinking. Hell they could even rotate it around if different long-time hard asses wanted to make their own vid.

I'll say this though: it will be a god damned travesty if a n00b video is made and Skip isn't in it.

[Sofa King]

It'd be hilarious if you could get actual CP members in the video. clips from the bash, clips from people's houses. photos of guys like Billay and Claythan. "post like this guy, don't be a douche like this guy" etc..

It would be hilarious.

[Phobia]

No, we don't. It sounds way too much like work to me.

[kepp]

Just post this -

[vailpass]

No, we don't. It sounds way too much like work to me.

For what we pay you there is a long line of people behind you that would love the chance to do the work if you don't want to.

Seriously though if you guys put out the call to the Planet for a n00b video similar to the one in the OP I'm guessing you would receive several from which to choose.

[blaise]

Spectacularly terrible noobs that come around and quickly flame out are some of the best moments around here.

[vailpass]

Spectacularly terrible noobs that come around and quickly flame out are some of the best moments around here.

Especially if they dare CP to find them then threaten to contact a lawyer once it happens. Gold Jerry, GOLD!

[Phobia]

This just sounds like a bad idea to put out to the general public because you know we're going to have a submission containing Star Wars music and some craigslist slores in starring roles. Then there will be about 5 people screaming outrage when it's not selected because I have a personal vendetta against the individual who made it. Even if I'm not making the video it still sounds like work.

[KCFalcon59]

i vote for iowanian.

[vailpass]

This just sounds like a bad idea to put out to the general public because you know we're going to have a submission containing Star Wars music and some craigslist slores in starring roles. Then there will be about 5 people screaming outrage when it's not selected because I have a personal vendetta against the individual who made it. Even if I'm not making the video it still sounds like work.

LMAO
Yeah maybe you would need to not be on the selection committee. But you gotta' find something to do with your people during off-season. It's getting all stir-crazy up in this motha'.

Maybe you could set a theme and all would have to work within that theme. For instance, the theme could be simply "Skip".

[ChiTown]

You know, a sort of intro to the ground rules instructional video sort of like this one? I'm betting you could get some of the twisted but talented on this board to do the creative.


http://forum.xda-developers.com/register.php

STFU, n00b

[Bob Dole]

Hmmmm.

[vailpass]

STFU, n00b

I will accept that from you.:)

[Rausch]

Why the fuck would we do that!?!...

[Hammock Parties]

This just sounds like a bad idea to put out to the general public because you know we're going to have a submission containing Star Wars music and some craigslist slores in starring roles. Then there will be about 5 people screaming outrage when it's not selected because I have a personal vendetta against the individual who made it. Even if I'm not making the video it still sounds like work.

JUST SAY MY NAME ALREADY

[Hammock Parties]

If someone wanted to come up with concept or a script or something I would happily execute it.

No Star Wars music.

[Rausch]

If someone wanted to come up with concept or a script or something I would happily execute it.

No Star Wars music.

...

[Hammock Parties]

Filter evasion, Rausch. Prepare for a ban.

[FAX]

I could see how a ChiefsPlanet orientation film patterned after a disaster movie could work.

You know ... "In a world where rogue threads from outer space threaten the Planet with total destruction, unparalleled ignorance, and a relentless virus that attacks the groin, now more than ever, can the Mods find a way to save the board before Mr. Donger questions us to death?"

FAX

[Rausch]

Filter evasion, Rausch. Prepare for a ban.

Quit crying you fucking pud.

You've never let a good ban hamper you.

[seclark]

I could see how a ChiefsPlanet orientation film patterned after a disaster movie could work.

You know ... "In a world where rogue threads from outer space threaten the Planet with total destruction, unparalleled ignorance, and a relentless virus that attacks the groin, now more than ever, can the Mods find a way to save the board before Mr. Donger questions us to death?"

FAX

whoa...nobody said nothing to me about attacks to the groin. i'm going to have to watch out for that.
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[vailpass]

I could see how a ChiefsPlanet orientation film patterned after a disaster movie could work.

You know ... "In a world where rogue threads from outer space threaten the Planet with total destruction, unparalleled ignorance, and a relentless virus that attacks the groin, now more than ever, can the Mods find a way to save the board before Mr. Donger questions us to death?"

FAX

LMAO Perfect.

And so it takes on form. You know that hobby you were looking for?
Mr. FAX as Creative Director?

[Reaper16]

TinyEvel is the perfect man for the job.

[Rausch]

LMAO Perfect.

And so it takes on form. You know that hobby you were looking for?
Mr. FAX as Creative Director?

I've suspected for quite some time he's had a show on HGTV...

[vailpass]

TinyEvel is the perfect man for the job.

A collaboration of some of the big talent on this board would be cool.

[vailpass]

I've suspected for quite some time he's had a show on HGTV...

LMAO You are cracking me up today.

[Quesadilla Joe]

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[loochy]

No Star Wars music.

Too bad.
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[Jenson71]

LMAO ah demon

[cdcox]

Wendy meets a n00b(sp)?

[DaFace]

I don't see any need to make it something "official," but that doesn't mean people couldn't take a stab at it anyway. :)

If nothing else, people could link n00bs to the post as appropriate.

[JD10367]

I'm confused. When I first joined, someone directed me to the welcome video for n00bs. It had two girls in it. And a cup, I think.

[Dayze]

i forgot about the 'Penz vid.

he pretty much covered everything; antifreeze, poop threads....

[loochy]

I'm confused. When I first joined, someone directed me to the welcome video for n00bs. It had two girls in it. And a cup, I think.

how many cups? just one?

[JD10367]

how many cups? just one?

Yeah. I still don't get it. I think they were eating chocolate shakes or something. Not sure what that has to do with this site.

[Graystoke]

I don't trust n00bs