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HonestChieffan
06-03-2011, 09:57 PM
WUT?


INDEPENDENCE, Mo.--
A report of a wandering alligator in the woods is what lead Independence Police officers to shoot at a concrete lawn ornament over the weekend, according to a statement released by police this week.
Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots, and said he found officers lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.
"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.
In a statement, Independence Police said a caller reported that his children had seen the alligator along a creek and his son had shown him the creature. Police dispatch contacted the Missouri Conservation Department, who said that if the officer did locate the alligator, to go ahead and put it down.
According to the police statement, when police located the alligator in a wooded area, an officer fired two shots before realizing the animal was really made out of concrete. When police contacted Sheridan, they apologized and Sheridan said he had placed the alligator there to keep kids off his property. The officers advised Sheridan to use "No Trespassing" signs instead.
On Wednesday evening, Sheridan told FOX 4 News that he did not put the fake gator there to scare kids, but that he did not want kids and others trespassing on his property, which he says has been a problem. He also tells FOX 4 that he has repeatedly posted "No Tresspassing" signs, but that they were taken down by vandals.
Sheridan also says with a laugh that the incident has given him some notoriety around town.
"I walked into a hardware store, and two gals said 'Look there, that's the alligator guy'," said Sheridan.

KurtCobain
06-03-2011, 09:57 PM
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doomy3
06-03-2011, 09:57 PM
Someone needs to shoot this thread.

CrazyPhuD
06-03-2011, 09:57 PM
Did he repeatedly shoot it?

KurtCobain
06-03-2011, 09:58 PM
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Just Passin' By
06-03-2011, 09:59 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245722

Bowser
06-03-2011, 09:59 PM
THE MOON. WE'VE LANDED ON IT.

Bowser
06-03-2011, 09:59 PM
Hey, piss on the haters, HCF. This is a great story worthy of the repost.

KurtCobain
06-03-2011, 10:00 PM
I've gone about this all wrong.


Hello! My good sir!

You have posted a thread that was posted my good ole George Blowfish of the fine town of Independence, Mo.

Here is your link :

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245722

Have a splendid day.

CrazyPhuD
06-03-2011, 10:00 PM
Hey, piss on the haters, HCF. This is a great story worthy of the repost.

listopencil
06-03-2011, 10:05 PM
I've gone about this all wrong.


Hello! My good sir!

You have posted a thread that was posted my good ole George Blowfish of the fine town of Independence, Mo.

Here is your link :

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245722

Have a splendid day.


Such a gentlemanly and informative post! Rep to you sir.

Phobia
06-03-2011, 10:16 PM
Concrete gators are on the endangered species list in Independence now. Poachers have really had their way with them this season. I've bought a couple pair of concrete alligator boots on the black market for my ex-wife.

4th and Long
06-03-2011, 10:18 PM
Concrete gators are on the endangered species list in Independence now. Poachers have really had their way with them this season. I've bought a couple pair of concrete alligator boots on the black market for my ex-wife.
LMAO

HonestChieffan
06-03-2011, 10:27 PM
Oh well.

kysirsoze
06-03-2011, 11:32 PM
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Mr. Flopnuts
06-04-2011, 01:24 AM
Hey, piss on the haters, HCF. This is a great story worthy of the repost.

Gonzo
06-04-2011, 09:17 AM
THE MOON. WE'VE LANDED ON IT!
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M_Incognito
06-04-2011, 11:06 AM
The officer fired two rounds before realizing the gator wasn't real?

HonestChieffan
06-04-2011, 11:41 AM
Please get out of my repost thread you n00b.

Bad enough as it is. The shame. Oh, the shame

rad
06-04-2011, 06:29 PM
The officer fired two rounds before realizing the gator wasn't real?

It was probably two rapid consecutive shots (BangBang). I doubt it went Bang......eat sandwich.....Bang.

KurtCobain
06-04-2011, 09:03 PM
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Over-Head
06-05-2011, 08:28 AM
It was probably two rapid consecutive shots (BangBang). I doubt it went Bang......eat doughnut (Canadian spelling).....Bang. FYP