Remove Your Warts In One Easy Step

[Sofa King]

Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger

CULTURE BUZZ At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.

“I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun recoiled and that was it. The wart was gone and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left, so no chance to re-attach it.”—Sean Murphy, Amateur Surgery/Firearms Enthusiast

“The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me a lot of trouble.—Sean Murphy, Fingerless Person

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/16/14/enhanced-buzz-3323-1308247483-19.jpg


http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/16/14/enhanced-buzz-3328-1308247570-22.jpg

[Chief Pote]

I'm speechless....LMAO

Okay I'm not speechless.

So this man walks into the bar and sees a man with a frog on his head. And the frog says "It started out as a wart on my butt!"

[kepp]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/16/14/enhanced-buzz-3323-1308247483-19.jpg

He looks like he's about to yell, "DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"

[milkman]

So he at least has one middle finger left to flip off with when made fun of for being a dumbass.

The queston though is, is he smart enough to extend it?

[Frazod]

So what's the English equivalent of "Hey ya'll, watch this"? LMAO

[The Franchise]

I used to have a boss that removed his own warts with needle nose pliers and a soldering iron.

[Alton deFlat]

It's all fun and games until somebody blows off a finger, trying to remove a wart.

[Sofa King]

I used to have a boss that removed his own warts with needle nose pliers and a soldering iron.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm27/Boyd506/Forum%20Pictures/gag.gif

[Molitoth]

I had a wart and I fed it antifreeze.

[BWillie]

Warts are indestructible in my experience. I had one on the end of my finger for 3 years. I had it burned off like 3 times. Came right back. Then one day, out of nowhere, it completely disappeared.

[Demonpenz]

I bit one off my thumb and the thing bled bled after I did it there was a moment like oh this is going to be bad.

[DMAC]

I have had one on my palm since I was 5. It's dormant though.

[DJ's left nut]

I just had a couple injected with some weird ass antigen. It essentially created an allergic reaction that convinced my body to actually attack the virus that caused the wart to begin with.

2 weeks later - gone.

I hate the damn things but they've gotten pretty good at getting rid of them now.