Note to cologne and perfume nuts

[007]

Have some respect for those around you and don't friggin bathe in it.

That is all.:#

[Rausch]

To this day I can still remember the smell of the old POLO cologne from the early 90's due one guy who insisted on 12 "squirts" after Gym class.

Ugh...

[007]

Went to church this morning and this lady came in after us just doused in the crap. I couldn't even breathe. We tried moving but the damage had already been done. Ended up with a nose bleed in the middle of mass.

[4th and Long]

You should have blotted thw blood, it in the image of Jesus, on a hanky. It would have been 'a miracle.'
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[Gonzo]

To this day I can still remember the smell of the old POLO cologne from the early 90's due one guy who insisted on 12 "squirts" after Gym class.

Ugh...

LMAO

I still have a bottle of it that Lumpy bought for me on my 19th b-day. You ever smell 15 year old polo? God, it smells like vapo-rub.
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[Over-Head]

Went to church this morning and this lady came in after us just doused in the crap. I couldn't even breathe. We tried moving but the damage had already been done. Ended up with a nose bleed in the middle of mass.
THIS!!!

At my wedding, we sent out letters with the invites written on florescent peices of paper warning people about my alergies to perfumes and scentes.
(over 40 refused to attend saying they wern't going without deoderant....guess they never heard of scent free)
Some jackass descided his didn't smell that strong, neither did his ignorant gunt wife who marinated herself in "Charlie"...the result was my throat swelling up to the point I could barley say my vows.

Inconsiterate on the part of most people. Hospitals are COMPLEATLY scent free zones, yet I had to ask the doc's assistant during a recent visit to leave the room before I passed out, or called security. She actually looked at me and said "****en deal with it, your only gonna be here 10 mins max, I have to smell people all day"

My reply ain't printable

Doc gave her the rest of the day off, and appoligized for it, saying "most people don't even notice", I said "If I were humping her I might allow it too"....

[Over-Head]

LMAO

I still have a bottle of it that Lumpy bought for me on my 19th b-day. You ever smell 15 year old polo? God, it smells like vapo-rub.
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Better than the Aqua Velva or High Karate my old man used to splash all over himself in the bathroom....god love mom for buying him that first bottle of Old Spice

[bevischief]

And those of us that are Perfume sensitive that is another reason why I avoid churches on Sunday like the plague.

[007]

And those of us that are Perfume sensitive that is another reason why I avoid churches on Sunday like the plague.

Hell, if they would just put it on sparingly like they are supposed to I wouldn't have even had a problem.

[Over-Head]

And those of us that are Perfume sensitive that is another reason why I avoid churches on Sunday like the plague.

Most folks in my parish use it to try and hide the smell of booze from Sat night at the bar, thats why I sit way over in the wing of the choir, when we attend

[bevischief]

Most folks in my parish use it to try and hide the smell of booze from Sat night at the bar, thats why I sit way over in the wing of the choir, when we attend

I usually end up in the car about 10 min into it because of smell is too strong for me.

[Rausch]

Most folks in my parish use it to try and hide the smell of booze from Sat night at the bar, thats why I sit way over in the wing of the choir, when we attend

That's the great thing about being Catholic: the stench of day old booze only makes the others feel guilty about not attending the fundraiser the night before...

[Easy 6]

Drakkar Noir FTW

[Gonzo]

Drakkar Noir FTW

LMAO

You're Vanilla Ice tape or parachute pants wear out yet, Homie?
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[007]

Mennen Millionaire was absolutely brutal to me. My dad had some of that and my nose was a damn waterfall when he wore it.

[Demonpenz]

it's bad when you can smell womans like outside like 10 feet away, Most of the time I wouldn't mind but damn. I am guilty for overusing cologne because I my own scent turns me on

[kysirsoze]

It's MUCH worse in LA. There are several prevalent cultures of people who must take pride in how much cologne they can wear without passing out. Try getting on a bus with one of these people for a half hour plus. Well...don't try it cause it sucks, but you take my meaning. I don't know how people routinely go to clubs out here. the only smell stronger than the B.O. is cheap perfume.

[007]

Yeah, I get a real kick out of that when I leave work in the morning and walk by one of the women coming in and I can still smell the trail of her perfume 200 feet later.

[Gonzo]

The best cologne you can buy? The Avon stuff that comes in those glass cars.
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[Bowser]

The best cologne you can buy? The Avon stuff that comes in those glass cars.
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You're old.

[Gonzo]

You're old.

I prefer the term, "experienced" there buddy.
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[Crush]

I'll give you my Sex Panther when you take it from my cold dead hands.

[Just Passin' By]

I'd rather deal with people who use too much cologne/perfume than with those who don't use it when they should.

[Easy 6]

LMAO

You're Vanilla Ice tape or parachute pants wear out yet, Homie?
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Cant help it, love that shtuff... but i do still have a pair of pants that fit from one of my Sonny Crockett ensembles!11

[Over-Head]

I'd rather deal with people who use too much cologne/perfume than with those who don't use it when they should.
I hired a guy once, used to maraniate himself in something.
Asked polietly, told him up front how sever my alergies were, hell he was even at my wedding.
Nope, he refused.
I gave him a $50 bonus one week, told him go buy some unscented products or you aint gonna like what happens next.

He refused, So I started eating baked beans everyday for 2 weeks, and gaging him out with cheap assed cigars, BOY did he complain about HIS smoke allergy, so I told him I'd stop when he did

......I sure miss that guy, he was a damn fine painter.

[Fish]

Old school....

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7052/snoopycolognebottle1444.jpg

[Gadzooks]

The chicks dig Mambo...
http://www.perfumezilla.com/images_product/mambo-cologne-liz-claiborne-cologne-spray-men577282.jpg

[DJJasonp]

I live in an apt complex at the moment....my next door neighbor is a "real ex-housewives of Orange county" wanna-be.....

Any how....she wears a gallon of perfume whenever she leaves her place. Not kidding.

We have underground parking....and I can tell when she's left within the last hour, when I pull into the garage to park after a day of work.

It leads from the garage to the elevator....all the way down the hallway to our front door.

She even "showers" in the perfume before she heads to the pool.

For the life of me, I cant figure out why?

Is she:

A) has no sense of smell, therefore, it takes a gallon of perfume before she thinks she's smelling ripe enough to head into public......OR

B) her snatch is rancid....and therefore, she has to douse herself in a gallon of perfume to camouflage the rotten stench.

[Phobia]

I hired a guy to help roof a house recently. He showed up smelling pretty and with his hair waxed up and spiffy - along with one of those trendy $50 tee-shirts with the masculine design on the shoulder. He couldn't carry a bundle of shingles up a ladder. He didn't come back.

[TinyEvel]

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I remember this one word for word from 30 years ago. We always said "E" stood for "ejaculate in your pooty"

[SLAG]

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[Red Beans]

The way you've worded the thread title makes me think of someone intentionally perfuming their balls...

[MOhillbilly]

You cant stop me from gettin my man whore on.

[Fat Elvis]

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[007]

I'd rather deal with people who use too much cologne/perfume than with those who don't use it when they should.
Those people need to learn to take a bath not wear more cologne/perfume.

[tooge]

I will NOT cologne or perfume my nuts!

[Easy 6]

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In a word... awesome.

[MOhillbilly]

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[Easy 6]

Old Spice, try it on and **** all them tramps!

[loochy]

1 squirt of cologne is sufficient. 1 squirt! Not 3, not 7, but 1. If someone gets really close you smell nice, but otherwise it shouldn't be noticed. Keep it classy.


On a side note, it seems that we develop a tolerance to frequently used scents which then spurs a tendency to put too much on. Keep it simple at 1 squirt and this won't be a problem. Remember that just because you can't smell it doesn't mean other people can't.

[Demonpenz]

I suffer from Stinky Dick
every time I take a piss
it smells just like shit

[tooge]

To this day I can still remember the smell of the old POLO cologne from the early 90's due one guy who insisted on 12 "squirts" after Gym class.

Ugh...

I have a bottle that is only 6 months old. Bless her heart, my mom, remembering that I used Polo back in the early nineties, bought me some for this past Christmas.

[loochy]

I suffer from Stinky Dick
every time I take a piss
it smells just like shit

if you say this you might be a homo

be honest with yourself