Green Mile's Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer, 16

[Stewie]

Green Mile's Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer, 16

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Age is just a number?


Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison and his new wife, Courtney Alexis Stodden, certainly think so. The 51-year-old actor said "I do" to the 16-year-old aspiring country star on May 20 in Las Vegas.

(http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/may---december-romances-2011195/14901)
"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial," the couple told E! Online. "But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

(http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/photos/odd-couples-2010111/11099)
According to Hutchison's website, "Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil' pups Everette and Tuna!"

(http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/photos/most-over-the-top-celebrity-weddings-2011253/13734)
According to the Clark County, Nevada Marriage Bureau (http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/Depts/clerk/Services/Pages/MarriageLicenses.aspx) (as excerpted by PopEater (http://www.popeater.com/2011/06/20/doug-hutchison-green-mile-courtney-alexis-stodden-married/)) both marriage license applicants must be at least 18 years of age. This means one of Stodden's parents gave legal permission for their daughter to marry Hutchison, who is 35 years older than her.


http://www.wilsonguitarventures.com/Images/CourtneyStodden.jpg

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/dougint1.jpg

[Frazod]

I see Percy is still behaving badly.

[seclark]

damn, that's strange.
who'd name a dog "tuna"?
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[luv]

No way in hell the girl pictured is 16.

[ChiTown]

I see Percy is still behaving badly.

That's pronounced "Poysee"

I wonder if he pissed his pants when he saw her cooter for the first time?

[KCUnited]

damn, that's strange.
who'd name a dog "tuna"?
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The Chinese?

[Predarat]

Married at 16?? I wonder when they met, bet he is an audiofile.

[Stewie]

No way in hell the girl pictured is 16.

And I wouldn't categorize her as "country."

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[Frazod]

No way in hell the girl pictured is 16.

I was wondering if the tits were fake, but at 16 they can still look like that naturally. :D

[Valiant]

Damnnn. Check her birth record.. she looks 25..

[Deberg_1990]

Thats great, Congratulations!

[The Franchise]

And I wouldn't categorize her as "country."

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And I wouldn't categorize that as "music".

[sedated]

since she's married, does that mean its not pedo to say I would ravage her?

[bowener]

And I wouldn't categorize her as "country."

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Daaaamn. I was going to call him a dirty perv.... but now I lost my train of thought.

Congrats, Percy!

[Rain Man]

When asked whether they thought the marriage would last, he apparently said, "Of course it will. We've been dating for over five years."

[4th and Long]

16 huh?

Adios, Chief. Drop us a card from hell, let us know if it's hot enough.

[DMAC]

Is she having a seizure?

[Rain Man]

Does she have turrets?

Based on the video, it does appear that she has turrets. Large ones.

[DMAC]

Based on the video, it does appear that she has turrets. Large ones.

Quoted me too fast ya campin bastard.

[bowener]

I guess I was wrong about Doug's acting prowess. Evidently he was able to convince Ms. Stodden's parents he was 18 years old.

[ForeverChiefs58]

She doesn't look 16, I'll give him that.
http://www.darkwaterinc.com/All-American-Girl1.jpg

[bowener]

Everything about this photo says "true love!"

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/44643269.jpg

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dOrD5kqyov0/0.jpg

[4th and Long]

Looking at her eyes, nose, lips, tummy and bewbs, I'd say she's had about as much work done as Michael Jackson.

[BigRichard]

She doesn't look 16, I'll give him that.
http://www.darkwaterinc.com/All-American-Girl1.jpg

I don't care if she is 16, that bitch is fine.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Everything about this photo says "true love!"

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/44643269.jpg

they love that pose
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/203070_1846255757_7339717_n.jpg

[Stewie]

OK, I'm with Luv. I think she's much older than 16. It must be a publicity stunt. Too bad Dane no longer posts because I'm sure he knows all about this.

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[ForeverChiefs58]

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/134/1aca57a43adf4c23b5a069d3194e61ec/m.jpg

http://d4.ac-music.myspacecdn.com/music02/93/lrg_ca9f5a5988bf4208a9911aad2c02fb63.jpg

[4th and Long]

OK, I'm with Luv. I think she's much older than 16.
Plastic surgery can age your ass too.

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/42061664.JPG

[ChiTown]

OK, I'm with Luv. I think she's much older than 16. It must be a publicity stunt. Too bad Dane no longer posts because I'm sure he knows all about this.

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She'd be better off going down the road of being a hooker vs a singer. Either that, or quit relying on the composer who brought us such great hits as "It's Friday"

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41165156.png

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/42233428.JPG

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41168595.jpg

[bowener]

Somewhere a Kirstie Tynes is jealous of this girls body.

[4th and Long]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41168595.jpg
We have a picture forum for this shit! Use it!

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41168690.jpg
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41695775.jpg
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41996769.JPG
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41695902.jpg

[Frazod]

I guess I was wrong about Doug's acting prowess. Evidently he was able to convince Ms. Stodden's parents he was 18 years old.

Please. The parents probably drove her over to his house, with a big FOR SALE sign taped to her forehead.

[ForeverChiefs58]

We have a picture forum for this shit! Use it!

I just didn't want anyone saying this thread was useless without pics!

[4th and Long]

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41168690.jpg
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41695775.jpg
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41996769.JPG
http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/41695902.jpg
Look! I can post images of a 16 year old and try and get some rep! Wheeee!!!

[4th and Long]

I just didn't want anyone saying this thread was useless without pics!
And that's a serious concern for you, is it?

[ForeverChiefs58]

Please. The parents probably drove her over to his house, with a big FOR SALE sign taped to her forehead.

this. She was prob 2 short years away before doing porn, even less than that before a sex tape or heroin.

[Stewie]

I wonder what he's going to wear to the Prom?

[RockChalk]

This belongs in the Epic Win thread

[4th and Long]

Please. The parents probably drove her over to his house, with a big FOR SALE sign taped to her forehead.
Probably trying to recoup their loss on all the plastic surgery.

[eazyb81]

She'd be better off going down the road of being a hooker vs a singer. Either that, or quit relying on the composer who brought us such great hits as "It's Friday"

She's probably both a hooker and a singer.

I'd guess over 90% of hookers and strippers also claim to be aspiring singers.

[RockChalk]

Everything about this photo says "true love!"

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/44643269.jpg

Creepy photo. Does he even act anymore?

[4th and Long]

I wonder what he's going to wear to the Prom?
Her. Duh.

[ForeverChiefs58]

And that's a serious concern for you, is it?

You shutting the fuck up and quit bitching like a girl is my only serious concern.

[bowener]

Please. The parents probably drove her over to his house, with a big FOR SALE sign taped to her forehead.

Dude, I know this. She is "aspiring" to be big time... she just jumped the gun and married a douche at 16. She should have just waited, done porn and tried to fuck Tiger or Charlie Sheen.

Of course now she gets to make and accidentally release a home made porno in 2 years, then do the cover of playboy for it. Soon after she will divorce Percy.

[4th and Long]

You shutting the **** up and quit bitching like a girl is my only serious concern.
Now, you're an internet tough guy huh?

God damn, that scares me.

[Over-Head]

OK, I'm with Luv. I think she's much older than 16. It must be a publicity stunt. Too bad Dane no longer posts because I'm sure he knows all about this.



Who do you think took the pic's, or directed the damn video??
Be surprised if he didn't claim to be in the fucking wedding party

[Predarat]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8-YmFGddDbE/TFCf-aJe0bI/AAAAAAAABJA/7Px5C5QqVKE/s1600/Hansen3.jpg

[ForeverChiefs58]

Now, you're an internet tough guy huh?

God damn, that scares me.

I am not trying to be, I just thought everyone would want some pics to see is all, you were being a dick.

[Ace Gunner]

that dude looks like he's 60

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/44643269.jpg

[4th and Long]

I am not trying to be, I just thought everyone would want some pics to see is all, you were being a dick.
Did I curse at you or did you curse at me?

[ChiTown]

That sad part, in all of this, is that I'm fairly confident (given what we know about this Family) that this 16 year old's Mom is probably too young for me.:deevee:

[ForeverChiefs58]

Did I curse at you or did you curse at me?



Yes, your first interaction with me was greated by cursing.


We have a picture forum for this shit! Use it!

[BigRichard]

Yes, your first interaction with me was greated by cursing.

I like your posts, fuck 4th and long.

[BigCatDaddy]

I like your posts, **** 4th and long.

Yeah, last I checked pics weren't limited to the pic forum. Post away my man.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I like your posts, fuck 4th and long.

I sure was curious what she looked like anyway.

[Hydrae]

Yeah, last I checked pics weren't limited to the pic forum. Post away my man.

I might agree if most of the "pics" are just little boxes with red x's. :shrug:

[BigCatDaddy]

I might agree if most of the "pics" are just little boxes with red x's. :shrug:

Weird. They weren't when he posted them earlier.

[Stewie]

I might agree if most of the "pics" are just little boxes with red x's. :shrug:

All of the pics show up on my screen. Maybe you have a filter or setting that needs to be adjusted.

[DMAC]

All of the pics show up on my screen. Maybe you have a filter or setting that needs to be adjusted.

Maybe his computer only lets him view over 18 pics.

[Stewie]

Maybe his computer only lets him view over 18 pics.

Well, that's unfair. The 51 year old dude is laughing.

[Deberg_1990]

I see Percy is still behaving badly.

Eugene Tooms would not approve

[Hydrae]

All of the pics show up on my screen. Maybe you have a filter or setting that needs to be adjusted.

Maybe the "At Work" setting is doing although I have never seen that before. Odd, I will have to check when I get home (after all you guys say she is hot and, well, she is married).

[Backwards Masking]

Eugene Tooms? Isn't that the X Files charcter from a couple episodes in Season 1? The first one was awesome! The Second one, not as much, but still Classic X Files.

As for our newest pimp, I personally don't respect Country Music, at least not modern country music, but legal's legal, and more power to him. Who are we to judge?

[Over-Head]

(after all you guys say she is hot and, well, she is married).

Smoken is more like it.... even if she is only 16.

[Rain Man]

Eugene Tooms? Isn't that the X Files charcter from a couple episodes in Season 1? The first one was awesome! The Second one, not as much, but still Classic X Files.

As for our newest pimp, I personally don't respect Country Music, at least not modern country music, but legal's legal, and more power to him. Who are we to judge?


That's the actor who is now searching for prom tuxes. He played Eugene Tooms.

I just realized that his wife can't go to an R-rated movie unless he comes along.

[Al Bundy]

Jeez she has some huge boobs.

[Backwards Masking]

That's the actor who is now searching for prom tuxes. He played Eugene Tooms.

I just realized that his wife can't go to an R-rated movie unless he comes along.

Oops, didn't read the thread very carefully, lol! Guy's not doin' too bad for himself for playing such a good fruitcake. Nice t*ts!

[seclark]

i can certainly understand how he might forget to wet the sponge, now.
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[Demonpenz]

Based on the video, it does appear that she has turrets. Large ones.

this post LMAO classic

[Backwards Masking]

Anyone know if 16 year olds are allowed to have boob jobs? Can't imagine those things are real, but if that's too young to get 'em done....

Actually, back when I was in high school rumor had it Brittany Spears' were fake and she was only 16. I'm voting they're fake. Nice, but fake.

[KChiefs1]

Isn't this the dude that everyone thought looked like Quin Snyder?

[RJ]

16, huh?

[JD10367]

No way in hell the girl pictured is 16.

I have no idea what's in the water, or milk, or meat nowadays, but whatever it is the girls are more developed nowadays at 14 to 16 than they were at 18 to 20. I know I sound like an old fogey when I say "girls didn't look like that when I was that age", but they just didn't.

[Coach]

Hmm.... there has to be a legal consent for this marriage, considering that she's 16, assuming that is correct....

[CoMoChief]

I see Percy is still behaving badly.

first time i think i've ever laughed at something you posted.

[JD10367]

As for the age difference, now that I'm over 40 I don't feel quite as "ew" about May-September (otherwise I'd feel more guilty for staring at college chicks, LOL). But I think it's one thing to be in a relationship with a girl young enough to be your daughter, and another level of skeeve when she's young enough to be your granddaughter (which this chick is... if he had a kid at 17.5 and his kid had a kid at 17.5 then that would put him at 51 when his granddaughter is 16).

[Frazod]

first time i think i've ever laughed at something you posted.

That's too bad. I've laughed at most of the stuff you've posted. LMAO

[PhillyChiefFan]

that dude looks like he's 60

http://www.courtneystodden.com/image/44643269.jpg

She can't be 16, no way. Got to be in her 20's

[Mr. Laz]

My name is Dane McCloud and i approve this message.

:thumb:

[beach tribe]

I don't believe for one second that she is 16.

[loochy]

I don't care if she is 16, that bitch is fine.

This. Retarded hot.

[Deberg_1990]

I don't believe for one second that she is 16.


Why would someone in this situation lie about something like that if she was really older? Normally people claim they are older, not younger.

Whatever the case, the whole thing is pretty weird...

[OmahaChief]

Why would someone in this situation lie about something like that if she was really older? Normally people claim they are older, not younger.

Whatever the case, the whole thing is pretty weird...


She might lie because she is trying to advance her career. This would get her name out in the public due the the generally perceived outrageous nature of this marriage.

[beach tribe]

She might lie because she is trying to advance her career. This would get her name out in the public due the the generally perceived outrageous nature of this marriage.

Exactly. If she hadn't claimed to be 16, none of us would have ever heard of her.

[LiveSteam]

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

[Bwana]

16? Yeah, at least 9 years ago.

[Stewie]

UPDATE. Courtney Alexis Stodden’s mother tells Radar Online that she gave approval for the couple’s marriage. Krista Stodden tells news that Hutchison is loved by Stodden’s parents.


Krista notes, that despite criticism, Courtney Alexis Stodden is a “good Christian”. Krista also gives revealing details about her daughter to news Monday. She says her daughter was a virgin at the time of marriage. She also wants critics to know that Courtney Alexis Stodden prides herself in a healthy lifestyle. “She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”

[/URL]
Online at YouTube (http://televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stodden8.html), remarks are mixed for Stodden’s music. Her song “Don’t Put it On Me” prompted some listeners to compare it to “Friday”.” “I want you to know, that in another time, we could be friends” she sings in a boat alongside a dog with pink hair dye. As of Monday, the video has generated two thousand views featuring one hundred dislikes and eight likes.

[URL="http://televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stodden12.html"]
UPDATE 2: Both of Stodden’s parents have come out in support of her marriage. They both confirm to news that they gave their support to their daughter’s marriage. They also give top praise to Hutchison, calling him the best man they have ever met. Stodden’s father, who is younger than Hutchison, says he is honored that Hutchison married his daughter. Neither parent confirmed to news how long Hutchison and Stodden had dated before marriage.


Stodden, herself, has yet to comment about the national attention her marriage is generating. Online she has previously detailed her battles against hatred. Courtney hopes her music will inspire others to overcome negativity and to achieve their goals.

[Skyy God]

The t-shirt LIES.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9972/stoddard5.jpg (http://img9.imageshack.us/i/stoddard5.jpg/)

[Skyy God]

And I'm proud to be an American.....

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4467/stoddard7.jpg (http://img820.imageshack.us/i/stoddard7.jpg/)

[Rams Fan]

Doug Hutchison, a 51-year-old actor who appeared in "Lost" and "The X-Files," married a 16-year-old singer named Courtney Stoddard last month in a ceremony that older men everywhere are calling "totally awesome."

At least, that's the story from E! Online. Celebuzz found a modeling page of Stoddard that lists her at 17, while Hollywood casting directors with eyes would describe her as "too old" to play a high school girl. Regardless of her true age, she's still young enough to need her mother's permission to marry this gnarly pervert.

As much as I applaud scoring teenage tail in your 50s, I can't help but question the wisdom of marrying a 16-year-old. I mean, sure, they're great to get pregnant, but you don't want to raise a kid with them. That's why I never tell high school girls my real name.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/06/like-a-boss#page/1


Here's one of her songs:

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[Brock]

I thought it was the actor from The Green Mile or JFK or something.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

A 1st page repost

[Rams Fan]

A 1st page repost

Fuck me.

Sorry folks, merge please.

[Bwana]

Heh

[Predarat]

My gosh she is pretty horrible at singing. Almost as bad as Rebecca Black.

[Rams Fan]

And I'm proud to be an American.....

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4467/stoddard7.jpg (http://img820.imageshack.us/i/stoddard7.jpg/)

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UaM9ssT3PcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Pitt Gorilla]

Sooooo, she wants to jump-start her career?

[Fish]

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/06/like-a-boss#page/1


Here's one of her songs:

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dOrD5kqyov0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="560"></iframe>

Wow.... the sync on that was really horrible. It was blatantly obvious they were using a separate audio feed. And the pontoon boat in the background was classy...

Considering tits, I'm thinking 6/10...

[bevischief]

When asked whether they thought the marriage would last, he apparently said, "Of course it will. We've been dating for over five years."

LMAO

[Mr. Laz]

holy crap ... she is already looking rough at the age of 16.

at 30, she is going to resemble Courtney Love

[Red Beans]

Leave it to Anderson Cooper to put it all in perspective...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/06/21/exp.ac.ridiculist.hutchison.cnn?hpt=hp_c2

[Radar Chief]

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/06/like-a-boss#page/1


Here's one of her songs:

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dOrD5kqyov0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:spock: 1. That song sucks.
2. I thought she was supposed to be "country"?

[burt]

I have been away for a while.... so

1) she can't sing
2) at 50, she would most probably kill me in bed, so good luck to him
3) If she kills him in bed, at least he'll be coming and going at the same time
4) can't blame the guy for trying

[Hammock Parties]

he is giving no fucks

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0002_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_05_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0005_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_09_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0022_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_47_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0001_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_03_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0015_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_32_full.jpg

[The_Doctor10]

^like rusty cannons on a sunken ship :$

[JD10367]

That is one A+ body.

But there is no way on God's green earth she's anything under 25, if not 30.

[WhiteWhale]

Girls who look 30 when they're 16... yeah.. they're usually not so hot by the time they're actually 30.

Lucky for him, he'll probably be dead by then.

[Saulbadguy]

since she's married, does that mean its not pedo to say I would ravage her?

Technically, ogling 16 year olds does not make you a pedo-phile. It makes you an ephebophile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

[whoman69]

I was wondering if the tits were fake, but at 16 they can still look like that naturally. :D

I don't think you need to ponder that one very long.

But if you need help http://www.askmen.com/money/how_to_200/246_how_to.html

[-King-]

She looks 30.

[RockChalk]

She looks 30.

She looks 30 in those beach pictures looking her absolute best. Can you imagine what she looks like when she's not all glamored up?

[Dave Lane]

Good for him I guess this means I can still get some 20 year old :)

[loochy]

Technically, ogling 16 year olds does not make you a pedo-phile. It makes you an ephebophile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

Word filter evasion. Reported.

[DJ's left nut]

She looks 30 in those beach pictures looking her absolute best. Can you imagine what she looks like when she's not all glamored up?

Uh...like a girl w/ an A+ body that could probably use some makeup.

Sorry fellas, but if you can play a B part in a big movie 15 years ago and parlay it into that when you're in you're 50's, you sir, have hit the lottery.

Nothing to do here but tip your cap to the man - that's impressive as hell (even if she's completely full of shit regarding the tits; real cans don't do that).

[Braincase]

I figured this either got bumped due to pics or the fact she's killed him. I was kind of hoping for the latter.

[-King-]

Uh...like a girl w/ an A+ body that could probably use some makeup.

Sorry fellas, but if you can play a B part in a big movie 15 years ago and parlay it into that when you're in you're 50's, you sir, have hit the lottery.

Nothing to do here but tip your cap to the man - that's impressive as hell (even if she's completely full of shit regarding the tits; real cans don't do that).

I wouldn't call marrying a 16 year old when you're 50 hitting the lottery.

And she's not even a 10. She's a 7 that has been extremely dolled up
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[Valiant]

Uh...like a girl w/ an A+ body that could probably use some makeup.

Sorry fellas, but if you can play a B part in a big movie 15 years ago and parlay it into that when you're in you're 50's, you sir, have hit the lottery.

Nothing to do here but tip your cap to the man - that's impressive as hell (even if she's completely full of shit regarding the tits; real cans don't do that).

They can, it is just rare. Had a friend in hs, best boobs ever, big perky dd's. She wore no bra the just sat there. Problem is she looked like some beat her with a bat. Great personality though.

If I hadnt grew up with her, I would agree with you.

[Molitoth]

Out of all the hot girls to look at on the intrawebsss, she isn't one of them. Beat with an ugly stick imo.

[Fish]

I wouldn't call marrying a 16 year old when you're 50 hitting the lottery.

And she's not even a 10. She's a 7 that has been extremely dolled up
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GTFO... The guy is 50, and not very good looking. Even if you rate her at a 7, he's still outkicking his coverage by several miles.

[DJ's left nut]

GTFO... The guy is 50, and not very good looking. Even if you rate her at a 7, he's still outkicking his coverage by several miles.

No doubt.

Look - the face is, at worst, above average. It's not perfect, but she has the high cheekbones, pouty lips, big eyes, etc... There are certain features that stand out as 'hot' features and she has a shitload of them. The girl's not a brown-bagger by any stretch of the imagination.

And the body is a 10 by any definition; no amount of slamming on an old guy for picking her up can get around that.

Any person that's posted in this thread would drop over dead if she hit on them. Especially if the 'glamming up' she did wasn't pushing towards the whoreish side of the spectrum. She could dial it down a notch, still have the rocking body and the good facial features, and look unreal amounts of hot.

[vailpass]

What do you suppose their conversations sound like?
Or does she get a chance to speak when she opens her mouth before something gets stuffed down her throat?

[Iowanian]

That chic is 3 years from Bukake porn and a heroin OD.

[MoreLemonPledge]

And the body is a 10 by any definition

Not by my definition. I actually prefer a woman to have more flesh than plastic.

[suzzer99]

Is there any way to confirm if this girl is really 16? I seriously doubt it. Also how old was she when she got the boob job? 14?

[suzzer99]

he is giving no ****s

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0002_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_05_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0005_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_09_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0022_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_47_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0001_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_03_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2011/10/courtney__0015_ADTJ_KALV15092911A_32_full.jpg

Is she wearing ab makeup like those 300 dudes?

[Bowser]

Is she wearing ab makeup like those 300 dudes?

Heh, it really does look like it in a couple of those pics.

My official guess at her age is 24. She looks like she has Lohanitis (the state of againg your appearance by years due to balls ot the wall partying).

[Dave Lane]

No doubt.

Look - the face is, at worst, above average. It's not perfect, but she has the high cheekbones, pouty lips, big eyes, etc... There are certain features that stand out as 'hot' features and she has a shitload of them. The girl's not a brown-bagger by any stretch of the imagination.

And the body is a 10 by any definition; no amount of slamming on an old guy for picking her up can get around that.

Any person that's posted in this thread would drop over dead if she hit on them. Especially if the 'glamming up' she did wasn't pushing towards the whoreish side of the spectrum. She could dial it down a notch, still have the rocking body and the good facial features, and look unreal amounts of hot.

There isn't a guy in this thread that wouldn't be posting pictures the next day if they got with her. JFC there isn't anyone on CP that has a better looking woman than that. Period.

[Phobia]

There isn't a guy in this thread that wouldn't be posting pictures the next day if they got with her. JFC there isn't anyone on CP that has a better looking woman than that. Period.

I do. But if a disproportionate chest is your measuring stick, you probably wouldn't agree.

But yes, the girl isn't a "7" or nasty by any stretch. She's a solid 8.5-9.5 on any reasonable person's scale. I think most guys posting on this thread are really put off by the fact she married a very old guy.

As an added bonus, my wife doesn't wear 5" sling-backs to the beach... although I would definitely go for that.

[RockChalk]

I do. But if a disproportionate chest is your measuring stick, you probably wouldn't agree.

But yes, the girl isn't a "7" or nasty by any stretch. She's a solid 8.5-9.5 on any reasonable person's scale. I think most guys posting on this thread are really put off by the fact she married a very old guy.

As an added bonus, my wife doesn't wear 5" sling-backs to the beach... although I would definitely go for that.

I'm not sure anyone is saying that she's not hot or that they wouldn't like to PIIHB. My only "negative" comment about her is that she's most likely closer to 30 than she is to 16

[Hammock Parties]

a demon's stare

http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1003-courtney-stodden-bikini-59-480x720.jpg

[stevieray]

I do.

me too.

[Hammock Parties]

What's the expiration date on your wives, guys? They can't legitimately be hotter than young girls forever.

[Dave Lane]

I do. But if a disproportionate chest is your measuring stick, you probably wouldn't agree.

But yes, the girl isn't a "7" or nasty by any stretch. She's a solid 8.5-9.5 on any reasonable person's scale. I think most guys posting on this thread are really put off by the fact she married a very old guy.

As an added bonus, my wife doesn't wear 5" sling-backs to the beach... although I would definitely go for that.

Not sure if you are saying this because she is watching over your shoulder. Pink is a very very pretty girl, but this gal is smoking. Hey and he's not a very old guy, he's a pup!

[Radar Chief]

What's the expiration date on your wives, guys? They can't legitimately be hotter than young girls forever.

When Mrs. Radar turned 42 I told her I was going to trade her in for two 21’s. She laughed and said, “Great idea, then you can have two disappointed women in the same house.”

[big nasty kcnut]

Phobia and stevie ray wife are both hot and lumpy and dylan and luv are hot too. Almost forgot cntrygurl she hot too and jenny gump.

[loochy]

Phobia and stevie ray wife are both hot and lumpy and dylan and luv are hot too. Almost forgot cntrygurl she hot too and jenny gump.

wife stalker

[Earthling]

When Mrs. Radar turned 42 I told her I was going to trade her in for two 21’s. She laughed and said, “Great idea, then you can have two disappointed women in the same house.”

:LOL:

[JD10367]

wife stalker

I agree.












So, Kcnut, you have some pics you can share? :D

[RockChalk]

So, Kcnut, you have some pics you can share? :D

Please disregard this question

[loochy]

So, Kcnut, you have some pics you can share? :D


Preferably NSFW ones

[Phobia]

Not sure if you are saying this because she is watching over your shoulder. Pink is a very very pretty girl, but this gal is smoking. Hey and he's not a very old guy, he's a pup!

She doesn't ever look over my shoulder, which is even better than having a 16 year old wife.

[Phobia]

What's the expiration date on your wives, guys? They can't legitimately be hotter than young girls forever.

Young girls get less attractive the older you get, actually. I wouldn't want a 16 year old wife for any reason at this point.

[jspchief]

Nice body, but she radiates a "I have STDs" vibe.

[Predarat]

You get older, they stay the same age.

http://www.oligoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dazed-and-confusedjpg.jpeg

[RockChalk]

You get older, they stay the same age.

http://www.oligoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dazed-and-confusedjpg.jpeg

I saw a real-life Wooderson outside of the KU game on saturday. Only thing missing was the rolled up smokes.

[vailpass]

don't know who did her work but it isn't good.

[suzzer99]

a demon's stare

http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1003-courtney-stodden-bikini-59-480x720.jpg

I'm telling you that's some kind of ab-makeup, or enhanced tan lines or something to make it look like she has a 6-pack.

[seclark]

I'm telling you that's some kind of ab-makeup, or enhanced tan lines or something to make it look like she has a 6-pack.

looks to me like in just about every pic, she's holding her hands funny...like she's afraid she's gonna fuck up her nails.

other than that...meh.
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[Radar Chief]

looks to me like in just about every pic, she's holding her hands funny...like she's afraid she's gonna **** up her nails.

other than that...meh.
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French tips and painted on six-pack abs. Goes perfectly with her fake rack and fake under-age ID.

[Lumpy]

Out of curiousity, I photo-google'd her name and found a pic of her w/ no tan, smaller bewbs, and wearing very little make-up. Unfortunately, I can't post the link and the screencap looked too grainy. She did look 16 in that pic though. But, I agree, she doesn't look 16 when she's fake-baked/bewb'd and wearing tons of make-up.

My guess is that "Percy" is either packing a huge trouser snake or he has some dough. Dude is looking rough these days... so it definitely can't be because she's attracted to him.

[loochy]

Out of curiousity, I photo-google'd her name and found a pic of her w/ no tan, smaller bewbs, and wearing very little make-up. Unfortunately, I can't post the link and the screencap looked too grainy. She did look 16 in that pic though. But, I agree, she doesn't look 16 when she's fake-baked/bewb'd and wearing tons of make-up.

My guess is that "Percy" is either packing a huge trouser snake or he has some dough. Dude is looking rough these days... so it definitely can't be because she's attracted to him.

People are sometimes attracted to others for reasons other than looks you know.

[Gonzo]

People are sometimes attracted to others for reasons other than looks you know.

Yeah, only ugly people though...

[loochy]

Yeah, only ugly people though...

well she is YOUR wife

:D

[Lumpy]

well she is YOUR wife

:D

:eek: :deevee:

I are sad.

[loochy]

:eek: :deevee:

I are sad.

I meant that the other way around...against Gonzo, not you.

[Lumpy]

I meant that the other way around...against Gonzo, not you.

:hmmm: Guess I read that wrong.

Carry on... LMAO

[Fish]

Kinda looks like she's tucking a peener in there... maybe just a giant ladyfro?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2575/1003courtneystoddenbiki.jpg

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2575/1003courtneystoddenbiki.jpg

[Iowanian]

Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

[loochy]

Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

nutritious and delicious

[Iowanian]

I'll bet it looks like a cow that's about 10 minutes from giving birth, probably has a hoof sticking out.


That is a bigger pussy than "Curtis got slapped" and a bigger pussy than Clifford Trammel.

In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.

[seclark]

In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.

or mr. jingles
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[loochy]

chew on that like a piece of beef jerky

[seclark]

arby's
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[Fish]

Meatflaps are likely tied in a cute little bow...

[Lumpy]

Wowza! She's either tuckin' or she needs to be pluckin'.

[raybec 4]

People are sometimes attracted to others for reasons other than looks you know.

She said that......it's dough

[seclark]

that clam's got a helluva beard!

[Iowanian]

I'll bet her mud flaps are vagazelled with chrome trucker gals.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_wbndP_7S6FtAZfdwZ-17koG-K1jAcEhAJOjZMVatseWZHsWO

[Iowanian]

Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter.


I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.

[Gonzo]

Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter.


I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.

Mmmm tobacco cooter...

It's tumor-riffic!
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[loochy]

Mmmm tobacco cooter...

It's tumor-riffic!
Posted via Mobile Device

ITS NOT A TUMOR

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OaTO8_KNcuo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Pasta Little Brioni]

When they told her to do the Dougie, she did the first one she could find.

[JD10367]

Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

When she drops her panties, he hears, "Feed me, Seymour!"

http://lookingupwhileslimmingdown.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/little-shop-of-horrors-10.jpg

[Garcia Bronco]

Even at 16 with boobies that big...she wouldn't be wearing many tiny spagetti strap bras. Those are not genuine.

[burt]

bullshit. most of us would hit the shit out of that.

[JD10367]

bullshit. most of us would hit the shit out of that.

I certainly would. I don't get the "eh, she's not that hot" comments. Body's rockin' (fake tits and all), and facially I find her attractive in that "pinched elfin" way (Whitney Cummings, Heather Locklear, Liv Tyler, etc.,.). Sure, she's probably ridiculously high maintenance, possibly a nutjob, and by the time she's 35 will look worn-out, but we're not talking about Mrs. Right, we're talking about Mrs. Right Now.

[Setsuna]

Ewww. If I was a foreigner and had that to represent America I'd never step foot here.

[Fish]

Trick or Treat.... audiophile style...

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2426/courtneystoddenpumpkinp.jpg

[Saccopoo]

Trick or Treat.... audiophile style...

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2426/courtneystoddenpumpkinp.jpg

Jesus H. Christ.

This is one of, if not the, creepiest things I've ever seen. This whole pictorial of these two is grotesque.

A 16 year old basically whoring it up with a guy that could be her grandfather. Her videos are creepy slut stuff. I mean, seriously - WTF?

[Sofa King]

That bitch doesn't look a day under 30.

Can i see her Birth Certificate please?

[Rausch]

Has that dude ever taken a photo where he doesn't look like a sex offender?...

[vailpass]

That bitch doesn't look a day under 30.

Can i see her Birth Certificate please?

X2

[Hootie]

I think she could've found someone richer and younger and certainly less creepy.

[threebag]

And Charlie Sheen thought he was WINNING.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Too bad 4th and long was a fucking douchnozzle in this thread. A real jackass.

I guess it can be frustrating having such a short dick and all but maybe if he didn't have the inches in his screen name people would stop laughing at him.

[Sofa King]

I think she could've found someone richer and younger and certainly less creepy.

Can't be easy to find a (rich, young, famous) man willing to marry a 16 year old nowadays.

[Frazod]

Ewww. If I was a foreigner and had that to represent America I'd never step foot here.

Yeah, because this is the only country where rich old men bag hot young teenagers. LMAO

[Radar Chief]

That bitch doesn't look a day under 30.

Can i see her Birth Certificate please?

:shake: /Obama

[vailpass]

I think she could've found someone richer and younger and certainly less creepy.

I think he cold have too.

[Stewie]

Why is he always dressed like he found something buried in the back of the closet under an old suitcase? Are rags in? I bet he has t-shirts that he cut holes to expose his nipples.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Why is he always dressed like he found something buried in the back of the closet under an old suitcase? Are rags in? I bet he has t-shirts that he cut holes to expose his nipples.

ROFL

[ForeverChiefs58]

We have a picture forum for this shit! Use it!



If anyone ever told you that you were cool they lied.

[sedated]

Before and after pics of supposedly no surgery:

<img src="http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/26/1026-stodden-credit.jpg">

http://www.toofab.com/2011/10/26/courtney-stodden-before-after-doug-dutchison/

[The Franchise]

She looked WAY better before the surgery.

[-King-]

Her parents are fuck ups.

[-King-]

She looked WAY better before the surgery.

And this. Now she looks like a used up porn whore.

[Sofa King]

Shitload more of her younger days here.

http://egotastic.com/2011/10/courtney-stodden-the-even-earlier-modeling-wannabe-years/

http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtney-stodden-early-years-LB1.jpg

http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtney-stodden-early-years-03.jpg

[Radar Chief]

Shitload more of her younger days here.
http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtney-stodden-early-years-03.jpg

Now I can believe that this is her at 16.

Shitload more of her younger days here.
http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtney-stodden-early-years-LB1.jpg

But the picture on the right? Not so much.

[Predarat]

She fucked her face up.

[aturnis]

She looked WAY better before the surgery.

This.

[Chiefnj2]

Since she is 16 on the newer photos, it's kind of creepy to be posting her earlier photos.

[Hootie]

Her younger days? When she was 9?

[Hootie]

Since she is 16 on the newer photos, it's kind of creepy to be posting her earlier photos.

Lol

This.

[-King-]

Since she is 16 on the newer photos, it's kind of creepy to be posting her earlier photos.

Her parents allowed her to get boob surgery and to date and marry a 51 year old guy...the creepy ship sailed long ago.

[ForeverChiefs58]

ROFL Check out her face in this:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DlfP4CzhX7U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


truth
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JaPaBGb5xMs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[suzzer99]

Since she is 16 on the newer photos, it's kind of creepy to be posting her earlier photos.

I think when she married a 51-year-old and went public she absolved herself of any kind of creep-protection.

[Chiefnj2]

I think when she married a 51-year-old and went public she absolved herself of any kind of creep-protection.

Posting candid pictures of her in underwear (or close to it) when she was 14 or so is wrong.

[Radar Chief]

ROFL Check out her face in this:


:spock: WTF was that all about?
Think she’s having troubles coming to grips with not being able to move her upper lip?
And I still don’t believe for a moment she’s 16.

[The Franchise]

:spock: WTF was that all about?
Think she’s having troubles coming to grips with not being able to move her upper lip?
And I still don’t believe for a moment she’s 16.

I'm pretty sure she's high on something.

[Fish]

:spock: WTF was that all about?
Think she’s having troubles coming to grips with not being able to move her upper lip?
And I still don’t believe for a moment she’s 16.

Meth and Botox lips are a hilarious combination....

[Radar Chief]

I'm pretty sure she's high on something.

Yea, I think KC Fish nailed it.

Meth and Botox lips are a hilarious combination....

ROFL

[ForeverChiefs58]

Yea, I think KC Fish nailed it.



ROFL

Yeah, I'm not sure she means to do it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9Kd0nyemaS4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[vailpass]

IF she is really 16-ish now she is going to be quite the looker by the time she hits 30.

[stevieray]

IF she is really 16-ish now she is going to be quite the looker by the time she hits 30.

:doh!:

my wife is forty and looks better.

[Predarat]

Someone needs to forward this thread to Nick Wright.

[griZZly64]

shes really not that attractive. you must got some uglies over there in KC

[rtmike]

Some meth is made with some nasty shit. Ever see a mouse start twitching when it's ingested some poison?

Luckily, the human body can overcome that stuff in low doses.

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/31/article-2055737-0E9CA9F500000578-634_634x790.jpg

[Hootie]

I hate fakeness

she was hot before she went fake

now she's on the fast track to being the next anna nicole smith

[Sofa King]

She's trying to hard to be sexy.

[Saccopoo]

I got the same feeling after reading this thread as I did when I watched Howard the Duck.

This is a grotesque, surreal freakshow.

[Skyy God]

Way to sell the no implant story....

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[The Franchise]

Yeahhhhhhhh......ok.

[aturnis]

Is he gay? He sure sounds gay. Also, the in the Halloween picture, they look remarkably similar.

[loochy]

Way to sell the no implant story....

<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://c.gigcount.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.11NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEzMjA3NjY2NTk4MjgmcHQ9MTMyMDc2NjY2NjcwMyZwPSZkPSZnPTImbz*1Y2QwZjM2MzVjYzY*NjkwODQ3NzY3YWFk/NzAwZmFjMiZvZj*w.gif" /><object name="kaltura_player_1320766655" id="kaltura_player_1320766655" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowNetworking="all" allowFullScreen="true" height="316" width="480" data="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_7us5ev0x/uiconf_id/5429081"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_7us5ev0x/uiconf_id/5429081"/><param name="flashVars" value=""/><a href="http://corp.kaltura.com">video platform</a><a href="http://corp.kaltura.com/video_platform/video_management">video management</a><a href="http://corp.kaltura.com/solutions/video_solution">video solutions</a><a href="http://corp.kaltura.com/video_platform/video_publishing">video player</a></object>

ROFL they had to cover for her

[BigRock]

http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtney-stodden-early-years-03.jpg

Just to be fair, given that she's a sixteen year old who looks 45, it's possible that she's only four years old in this picture.

[RockChalk]

Just to be fair, given that she's a sixteen year old who looks 45, it's possible that she's only four years old in this picture.

I would

[Sofa King]

http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/19/courtney-stodden-christmas-shoot-08-580x435.jpg

[RockChalk]

http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/19/courtney-stodden-christmas-shoot-08-580x435.jpg

She loves wearing that stupid ass "thing" on her arm.

Also, I always enjoy their monthly holiday pics update

[Lumpy]

They're really suckin' it up, (no pun intended), for publicity, aren't they?

[Frazod]

She loves wearing that stupid ass "thing" on her arm.

Also, I always enjoy their monthly holiday pics update

Oh my.

I wonder if they put that on their Christmas cards? LMAO

[Amnorix]

I'm amazed that he's as creepy in real life as he was in Green Mile. That wasn't exactly easy to achieve...

[Bwana]

Oh my.

I wonder if they put that on their Christmas cards? LMAO

I would be shocked it they didn't.

I'll take attention whore for $1000, Alex.

[Groves]

My wife alerted me to the fact that some television talkshow had her on and did a live ultrasound to determine if in fact she had plastic surgery on her chest.

She very quietly kept assuring us that she didn't. That it was all natural.

Then they did the test.









She was correct. No surgeries. No implants.

[loochy]

My wife alerted me to the fact that some television talkshow had her on and did a live ultrasound to determine if in fact she had plastic surgery on her chest.

She very quietly kept assuring us that she didn't. That it was all natural.

Then they did the test.









She was correct. No surgeries. No implants.

R

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8091502&postcount=228

[Slainte]

Phobia and stevie ray wife are both hot and lumpy and dylan and luv are hot too. Almost forgot cntrygurl she hot too and jenny gump.

Out of an entirely creepy thread, this manages to be the most creepy post...

[Frazod]

My wife alerted me to the fact that some television talkshow had her on and did a live ultrasound to determine if in fact she had plastic surgery on her chest.

She very quietly kept assuring us that she didn't. That it was all natural.

Then they did the test.









She was correct. No surgeries. No implants.

People forget how young she is just because she LOOKS like a 30 year old hooker. She's still a teenager. Gravity will catch up with the primo rack, but it will take a couple of years.

[Lumpy]

Out of an entirely creepy thread, this manages to be the most creepy post...

Says you. I took it as a compliment. o:-)

[kstater]

So I would assume they're waiting for her to be legal before the Hustler shoot?

[RockChalk]

People forget how young she is just because she LOOKS like a 30 year old hooker. She's still a teenager. Gravity will catch up with the primo rack, but it will take a couple of years.

In the video, the doctor/nurse indicate that a "foreign object" appears to be in each breast. Then after some hushed conversation, they changed their minds and declare she does not have implants. Sketchy

[Pushead2]

what the fuck is this nonsense.

[Sure-Oz]

It could be a bone or whatever lol

[Tribal Warfare]

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[Rausch]

Yeah, I'm convinced now the dark shadows from "Ghost" will carry him to the bowels of hell he when he dies...