Hamburger toppings

[luv]

List your favorite hamburger toppings (other than the following):

Dressings:
Mayo
Mustard
Spicy mustard
Honey mustard
Ranch
Big Mac sauce
Tobasco
Ketchup
Guacamole
BBQ sauce
Steak sauce
Heinz 57
Hot wing sauce
Salsa
Pizza sauce
Peanut butter

Veggies:
Shredded lettuce
Leaf lettuce
Romaine lettuce
Sour kraut
White onion
Red onion
Onion rings
Tomato
Pickle
Jalapeno
Sprouts
Potato chips
French fries
Green pepper
Avacado
Pineapple

Other meat (protein):
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Fried egg
Hot dog
Sausage
Chili
Brisket
Pulled pork

Fungus:
Mushroom

Cheese:
American
Cheddar
Pepper jack
Bleu Cheese
Provalone
Cheese sticks
Swiss
Mozzerella

PLAIN, NADA, NOTHING, ZILCH, MEAT & BUN

[Buck]

Sprouts? The fuck?
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[HonestChieffan]

Onion
Bacon
Catsup
Mayo
Lettuce-leaf only
Cheese-any but Bleu
'shrooms
jalapeno

[KChiefs1]

Dressings:
Ketchup

Veggies:
White Onion

[luv]

Sorry. I should have clarified before. List anything OTHER THAN what's listed in the OP.

[Buck]

Potato Chips, French Fries
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[Priest31kc]

Cheese - any kind
Bacon
Onion Rings
Mushrooms
BBQ Sauce sometimes

Hate Ketchup, mustard and mayo.

Edit: French Fries.

[The Poz]

Fried egg

[luv]

Fried egg

That's protein, so I'll list it under other meats.

[The Poz]

That's protein, so I'll list it under other meats.

.

[rocknrolla]

Fried egg

Tabasco, onions, green pepper and salsa. I now know whats for dinner. THANKS.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Swiss, Colby, or Monterrey Jack cheeses.

[luv]

Tabasco, onions, green pepper and salsa. I now know whats for dinner. THANKS.

I think I'll put salsa under dressings.

[Okie_Apparition]

No mayo or fried egg. I've put split & fried hot dog on mine at home.

[HonestChieffan]

Cheesecake

[luv]

No mayo or fried egg. I've put fried hot dog on mine at home.

A hot dog on a hamburger? Interesting. I'll add it to other meats.

[luv]

Cheesecake

I think I'll go with things that at least make a little sense, thanks.

[Okie_Apparition]

Chili on hot dog, not much different

[luv]

Chili on hot dog, not much different

Hmmm, chili....should that go under dressing or other meat? I've had it on a burger before.

[DMAC]

pineapple

[loochy]

I like it simple with just ketchup, cheese, and jalepenos.

[tooge]

Fried egg

this times two or three

[Otter]

Black & Bleu Burger FTW!


1 lb ground chuck
1 lb ground beef round (http://www.food.com/library/beef-199)
6 fresh kaiser rolls, split
3 -6 leaves romaine lettuce (http://www.food.com/library/romaine-lettuce-292), torn
2 tomatoes (http://www.food.com/library/tomato-151), sliced
1/3 lb premium blue cheese (http://www.food.com/library/blue-cheese-911) (not crumbled)

For the Blackened Spice Mix

2 teaspoons dried oregano (http://www.food.com/library/oregano-334)
2 teaspoons dried thyme (http://www.food.com/library/thyme-348)
1 1/2 tablespoons paprika (http://www.food.com/library/paprika-335)
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (http://www.food.com/library/cayenne-pepper-320)
1 teaspoon black pepper (http://www.food.com/library/pepper-337)
1 tablespoon salt (http://www.food.com/library/salt-359)
1 1/2 tablespoons garlic powder (http://www.food.com/library/garlic-powder-501)
1 tablespoon onion powder (http://www.food.com/library/onion-powder-502)

[luv]

pineapple

Good call.

[bowener]

Cheese sticks and pizza sauce

[bowener]

Peanut-butter and Mayo mixed.

[DMAC]

Cheese sticks and pizza sauce

cheese sticks on a burger are pretty freakin good

[tooge]

chili WITH ONIONS!!!!!!

[DMAC]

sausage

[luv]

Black & Bleu Burger FTW!


1 lb ground chuck
1 lb ground beef round (http://www.food.com/library/beef-199)
6 fresh kaiser rolls, split
3 -6 leaves romaine lettuce (http://www.food.com/library/romaine-lettuce-292), torn
2 tomatoes (http://www.food.com/library/tomato-151), sliced
1/3 lb premium blue cheese (http://www.food.com/library/blue-cheese-911) (not crumbled)

For the Blackened Spice Mix

2 teaspoons dried oregano (http://www.food.com/library/oregano-334)
2 teaspoons dried thyme (http://www.food.com/library/thyme-348)
1 1/2 tablespoons paprika (http://www.food.com/library/paprika-335)
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (http://www.food.com/library/cayenne-pepper-320)
1 teaspoon black pepper (http://www.food.com/library/pepper-337)
1 tablespoon salt (http://www.food.com/library/salt-359)
1 1/2 tablespoons garlic powder (http://www.food.com/library/garlic-powder-501)
1 tablespoon onion powder (http://www.food.com/library/onion-powder-502)


Sounds delicious. I think I'm just going with toppings for the OP though, as opposed to what you cook in the burger. Just gotta keep it somewhat simple.

[bowener]

Miracle Mustard is my favorite condiment ever.

Take 3 parts regular mustard, one part Miracle Whip, mix it together and orgasm.

Long time day care lady would make this every time we had Swanns Chicken Nuggets. Those were great days!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Typically, I'm a ketchup guy. But these are acceptable on a burger:

Dressings:
Ketchup
BBQ sauce
Steak sauce
Heinz 57

Veggies:
Potato chips
French fries

Other meat (protein):
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Fried egg (as long as the yolk isn't runny)
Hot dog

Fungus:
Mushroom

Cheese:
Provolone
Mozzarella

[Okie_Apparition]

Visions of runny egg yolk is killing my high

[Fire Me Boy!]

sausage

Sausage is the wurst.

[luv]

Sausage is the wurst.

I see what you did there.

[luv]

I think I'm going to categorize chili under other meat.

[DMAC]

I think I'm going to categorize chili under other meat.

ok

[BigMeatballDave]

Onions
Tomatoes
Bread and Butter pickles
Bacon
Jalapeno

BBQ sauce
Spicy brown mustard

[MOhillbilly]

aint to picky.

[The Franchise]

All acceptable:

Dressings:
Mayo
Mustard
Spicy mustard
Honey mustard
Big Mac sauce
Ketchup
Guacamole
BBQ sauce
Steak sauce
Heinz 57
Pizza sauce

Veggies:
Tomato
Pickle
Jalapeno
Potato chips
French fries
Pineapple

Other meat (protein):
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Chili


Cheese:
American
Cheddar
Pepper jack
Provalone
Cheese sticks

[bowener]

Wasabi/horseradish of any kind!

Anyone say A1 yet? Fuckin delicious just drinking it from the bottle.

[DMAC]

BEER

[Trench]

Typically, I'm a ketchup guy. But these are acceptable on a burger:

Dressings:
Ketchup
BBQ sauce
Steak sauce
Heinz 57

Veggies:
Potato chips
French fries

Other meat (protein):
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Fried egg (as long as the yolk isn't runny)
Hot dog

Fungus:
Mushroom

Cheese:
Provolone
Mozzarella

No yellow cheese for the foodie. Have you ever had a non-white cheese you liked?

[gblowfish]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer?

[Saulbadguy]

Tears

[Fire Me Boy!]

No yellow cheese for the foodie. Have you ever had a non-white cheese you liked?

Negative. I don't like colored cheese. I'm a cheese racist.

Don't like Swiss either. Basically, I like the Italian cheeses. Loves me some Italian cheeses.

[bevischief]

habanero peppers

[MOhillbilly]

Tears


yours or hers?

[Stewie]

Wasabi/horseradish of any kind!

+1

[DMAC]

TearsFears

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sprouts? The fuck?
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If it's the same sprouts used in Japanese food, I'll eat the living FUCK out of them on a burger.

[Terribilis]

Carolina Style.
Slaw, Chili , onions.

[kysirsoze]

Pulled Pork.

[Extra Point]

Totally mood and seasonally dependent:

When it's warm outside:
Any cheese, melted on the burger w/ sauteed onions, julienned sweet peppers of any color, and mushrooms. Add horseradish, sweet relish, ketchup, any mustard, and lettuce

When it's cold outside:
chili, white onions, and cheddar cheese.

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[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Is this gonna be another ****ing poll tournament AKA 1st page-eating shitfest? Leave it in the original thread

[Extra Point]

Negative. I don't like colored cheese. I'm a cheese racist.

I figured you were "sharper" than that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Is this gonna be another ****ing poll tournament AKA 1st page-eating shitfest? Leave it in the original thread

I'll second this. I know it's the off season for most of you but multiple threads of the same fucking thing and all the damn rounds/heats/polls is the worst thing about the planet. Oh look 6 of the top 8 threads are all about desserts or man's men or or you favorite kind of beetle, turd color or burger topping. Next site on favorites is......

[Dunit35]

I just made my 1st cheeseburger with a fried egg. I have been missing out for 25 years.

Although I couldn't decide if bacon and BBQ sauce would go well with the egg. So I didn't put it on.

[chefsos]

If it's a cookout and I'm having a burger from the grill, more often than not the only thing I want on top of it is the other half of the bun.

[luv]

I just made my 1st cheeseburger with a fried egg. I have been missing out for 25 years.

Although I couldn't decide if bacon and BBQ sauce would go well with the egg. So I didn't put it on.

I'm thinking bacon and eggs go together. :p

[Dunit35]

I'm thinking bacon and eggs go together. :p

I had that coming.

I was more concerned with the gates BBQ sauce.

[luv]

I had that coming.

I was more concerned with the gates BBQ sauce.

I definitely would have chanced it. It sounds good to me.

[Saulbadguy]

Is this gonna be another ****ing poll tournament AKA 1st page-eating shitfest? Leave it in the original thread

Why bother? It's Chiefsplanet. "Ketchup" would win.

[bevischief]

Goat Cheese.

[Over-Head]

Why bother? It's Chiefsplanet. "Ketchup" would win. With Catsup in close second

[The Poz]

http://www.dangerousdansdiner.com/

This is all you need.

[BigMeatballDave]

Why bother? It's Chiefsplanet. "Ketchup" would win.No way. I don't like ketchup on anything. Not a fan.

[kysirsoze]

Why bother? It's Chiefsplanet. "Ketchup" would win.

QFT LMAO

[chefsos]

No way. I don't like ketchup on anything. Not a fan.x2. I have ketchup on ignore, permanently.

[Just Passin' By]

I'll second this. I know it's the off season for most of you but multiple threads of the same ****ing thing and all the damn rounds/heats/polls is the worst thing about the planet. Oh look 6 of the top 8 threads are all about desserts or man's men or or you favorite kind of beetle, turd color or burger topping. Next site on favorites is......

Yeah, the threads about girls getting shit on are much better.


STFU

[Chief Chief]

The top part of a hamburger bun.

[Bugeater]

I'll second this. I know it's the off season for most of you but multiple threads of the same fucking thing and all the damn rounds/heats/polls is the worst thing about the planet. Oh look 6 of the top 8 threads are all about desserts or man's men or or you favorite kind of beetle, turd color or burger topping. Next site on favorites is......
Go to that next site and don't come back then. No one here is going to miss you, or that dumbfuck Lemon Pie either.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

When I wanna look like Bugeater, I usually go Fried Onion Strings.

I peel them off the burger and wear them as a hat

[ChiefsCountry]

Here at the Lake one of the restrauants has a French Dip Burger. Its shaved Prime Rib on a burger and you dip it in au jus sauce. Its pretty damn good.

[Fishpicker]

char
salt
cracked black pepper
baby swiss cheese
mustard

[Bump]

Wasabi horseradish (I'm addicted to this stuff)
Sauteed onions and mushrooms
swiss cheese
avocado

I make this all the time and this is my go to way to make a burger but I like pretty much every topping known to man.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, the threads about girls getting shit on are much better.


STFU

But there aren't 10 of them at least. STFU

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Go to that next site and don't come back then. No one here is going to miss you, or that dumb**** Lemon Pie either.

LMAO

You're like the most unhappy person on here it seems which is saying a lot.

Oh and thanks for the neg rep anger boy. It might keep me up all night that Mr. Pissy doesn't like me.

[Just Passin' By]

But there aren't 10 of them at least. STFU

It's how the planet works. Get used to it. There are threads and spinoff threads all the time, too.

Wipe the sand out of your vagina and go play like a big girl, Nancy.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's how the planet works. Get used to it. There are threads and spinoff threads all the time, too.

Wipe the sand out of your vagina and go play like a big girl, Nancy.

Yeah I've been around a long time before posting I know how it works here. I also know no one ever expresses their opinion about anything so I shouldn't either.

As for my vagina it's hot and pink and rather sandless but it does get bored with 10 threads about the same thing. It likes variety... like a slut.

[Just Passin' By]

Yeah I've been around a long time before posting I know how it works here. I also know no one ever expresses their opinion about anything so I shouldn't either.

As for my vagina it's hot and pink and rather sandless but it does get bored with 10 threads about the same thing. It likes variety... like a slut.

There's a thread tool that you can use. It's the "ignore thread" option. That'll let you eliminate all those similar threads from your screen. Problem solved, and no need for you to come off looking like a weeping vag in the process.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's a thread tool that you can use. It's the "ignore thread" option. That'll let you eliminate all those similar threads from your screen. Problem solved, and no need for you to come off looking like a weeping vag in the process.

Thanks you're the most helpful poster ever.

Mmmm..... weaping vag... my favorite kind.... well almost any vag really...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's a thread tool that you can use. It's the "ignore thread" option. That'll let you eliminate all those similar threads from your screen. Problem solved, and no need for you to come off looking like a weeping vag in the process.

Seriously thanks for the heads up on the ignore thread option. I'd never noticed it before and it rocks.

[007]

more meat

[Bugeater]

Yeah I've been around a long time before posting I know how it works here. I also know no one ever expresses their opinion about anything so I shouldn't either.

As for my vagina it's hot and pink and rather sandless but it does get bored with 10 threads about the same thing. It likes variety... like a slut.
Oh, so you HAVE been here before? Are you the latest Mooo/Buddha/whatever incarnation? If so, then you should know damn well that the last thing you want to do is show up and start bitching about the place.

[luv]

I was just curious is there was anything I hadn't heard of.

My polls aren't very popular, not informative, so I'll pass on creating one. If anyone else wants to run with that thought, they're welcome to take this list.

[Predarat]

Double Double
Cheese Cheese
Burger Burger
Please Please

[rageeumr]

May have been mentioned, but I've been known to enjoy a burger topped with brisket.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'll second this. I know it's the off season for most of you but multiple threads of the same ****ing thing and all the damn rounds/heats/polls is the worst thing about the planet. Oh look 6 of the top 8 threads are all about desserts or man's men or or you favorite kind of beetle, turd color or burger topping. Next site on favorites is......

You're risking an ass fork.

[HotRoute]

Top Bun

Tomatoe slice
White onion slice
Iceberg lettuce leaf
2 strips of bacon
2 pieces of American Cheese
Hamburger Patty

Bottom Bun

[Fire Me Boy!]

Top Bun

Tomatoe slice
White onion slice
Iceberg lettuce leaf
2 strips of bacon
2 pieces of American Cheese
Hamburger Patty

Bottom Bun

Your meat to everything else ratio is off.

[luv]

Did you know that shredded lettuce is the #2 leading carrier of air born germs? Anyone know what #1 is (not really hamburger related, but the shredded lettuce brought it to mind)?

[HotRoute]

Your meat to everything else ratio is off.

not if the hamburger patty is made properly and is at least 1/2 lb, cooked med-well and seasoned to perfection

[DMAC]

Did you know that shredded lettuce is the #2 leading carrier of air born germs? Anyone know what #1 is (not really hamburger related, but the shredded lettuce brought it to mind)?

Gatorade?

[HotRoute]

Did you know that shredded lettuce is the #2 leading carrier of air born germs? Anyone know what #1 is (not really hamburger related, but the shredded lettuce brought it to mind)?

anitfreeze, it has to be antifreeze

[Saulbadguy]

Did you know that shredded lettuce is the #2 leading carrier of air born germs? Anyone know what #1 is (not really hamburger related, but the shredded lettuce brought it to mind)?

aids

[frankotank]

Lowrys seasoned salt must be sprinkled on every home grilled burger.
It's the law.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Lowrys seasoned salt must be sprinkled on every home grilled burger.
It's the law.

:Lin:

[luv]

Did you know that shredded lettuce is the #2 leading carrier of air born germs? Anyone know what #1 is (not really hamburger related, but the shredded lettuce brought it to mind)?

I should clarify that this would be #1 in restaurants.

[frankotank]

:Lin:

salt makes you barf? somewhat strange....

[Saulbadguy]

I should clarify that this would be #1 in restaurants.

children

[Bugeater]

I should clarify that this would be #1 in restaurants.
Probably that useless parsley they throw on everyone's plates.

[Stewie]

I heard sliced lemon that goes in water glasses is full of nasty stuff.

[luv]

I heard sliced lemon that goes in water glasses is full of nasty stuff.

You are quite warm, sir.

[Fire Me Boy!]

salt makes you barf? somewhat strange....

Lowry's does. Not a fan unless it's in homemade Chex Mix.

[Fire Me Boy!]

You are quite warm, sir.

Lemon and lime rinds in restaurants are awful. They're handled by everyone, dropped on floors, never washed... gross.

[frankotank]

Lowry's does. Not a fan unless it's in homemade Chex Mix.

huh. really. well, some people like liver and it makes me barf. I sprinkle a little Lowrys on almost every piece of meat I grill. also great on egg sandwiches and popcorn! but a good greasy burger with Lowrys on it....yum!

[frankotank]

Lemon and lime rinds in restaurants are awful. They're handled by everyone, dropped on floors, never washed... gross.

totally agree! I saw a news snippet on this subject and ever since I NEVER allow that crap in my drinks. if you'da seen what I saw....yuck. if they accidentally bring me water with lemon in it I kindly ask for another.

[luv]

Well, I'm not sure where he got the information, but a friend of mine in the restaurant field said that the #1 item is ice.

[frankotank]

Well, I'm not sure where he got the information, but a friend of mine in the restaurant field said that the #1 item is ice.

well DAMN! that's just mad messed up. I can live without a freaking lemon in my tea....but no ice! I gotta stop coming to this site. you guys are freaking me out man.....

[BigMeatballDave]

Lowry's does. Not a fan unless it's in homemade Chex Mix.Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That's all I use when I grill a steak.

[listopencil]

Mayo
Mustard
Spicy mustard
Honey mustard
Ranch
Big Mac sauce
Tobasco
Ketchup
Guacamole
BBQ sauce
Steak sauce
Heinz 57
Hot wing sauce
Salsa
Pizza sauce
Peanut butter
Shredded lettuce
Leaf lettuce
Romaine lettuce
Sour kraut
White onion
Red onion
Onion rings
Tomato
Pickle
Jalapeno
Sprouts
Potato chips
French fries
Green pepper
Avacado
Pineapple
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Fried egg
Hot dog
Sausage
Chili
Brisket
American
Cheddar
Pepper jack
Bleu Cheese
Provalone
Cheese sticks
Swiss
Mozzerella
Mushrooms.

[listopencil]

I'll second this. I know it's the off season for most of you but multiple threads of the same ****ing thing and all the damn rounds/heats/polls is the worst thing about the planet. Oh look 6 of the top 8 threads are all about desserts or man's men or or you favorite kind of beetle, turd color or burger topping. Next site on favorites is......


God damn it. I missed the threads about beetles and turd colors. Son of a bitch. Link?

[88TG88]

Has anyone had a burger with peanut butter ? describe it to me ?

[Bugeater]

Has anyone had a burger with peanut butter ? describe it to me ?
Two great tastes that taste great together.

[listopencil]

Has anyone had a burger with peanut butter ? describe it to me ?


Disgusting.

[kysirsoze]

I heard sliced lemon that goes in water glasses is full of nasty stuff.

Not nearly as bad as people think. It's too acidic to encourage bacteria growth. Reheated food is the thing you really have to look out for.

[MagicHef]

Cilantro

[kysirsoze]

Pulled Pork.

Reposted since it has not been added to the list. (Not that I'm sure that matters without a pending poll.) It is amazing.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Has anyone had a burger with peanut butter ? describe it to me ?

It's more of a texture thing than a flavor thing. The roasted peanut flavor does add to the burger, and it's not bad by any means (IMO), but it adds a different texture to the burger that isn't obtainable any other way.

Not a huge fan, but I wouldn't go hungry if that's all there was.

[Okie_Apparition]

THe peanut hamburger would be better if you couldn't smell the hot greasy peanut butter.

Pipping hot apple pie & American cheese, the Stanzi burger. Cooked is not an option

[Gonzo]

Had a burger once that had a giant fried portabella shroom on it, swiss cheese and fried pickles. Twas awesome.
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[Dave Lane]

You know the toppings thread and the poop on the face thread are touching. Just saying...