Football The Mannings co-star in "Football Cops" [Archive]

tk13

06-22-2011, 07:16 PM

bevischief

06-22-2011, 07:23 PM

ForeverChiefs58

06-22-2011, 07:32 PM

"In a city overrun by criminals and corruption..."

Look, home of the raiders

Marcellus

06-22-2011, 07:33 PM

I laughed.

pr_capone

06-22-2011, 07:34 PM

stupid x1000

rocknrolla

06-22-2011, 07:36 PM

stupid x1000

THIS! Its about as good as their stupid Oreo commercials. Peyton is funny as all hell without his stupid brother.

Ace Gunner

06-22-2011, 07:44 PM

'what does it mean'

lol

Pants

06-22-2011, 07:52 PM

That was pretty awesome.

Reaper16

06-22-2011, 08:55 PM

Yessssssssssssssssss

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

06-22-2011, 09:22 PM

"Incomplete"

Liked the ending for that Broncos fan.

threebag

06-22-2011, 09:49 PM

"Incomplete"

Liked the ending for that Broncos fan.

Didn't she end up with shit on her face?

salame

06-22-2011, 09:53 PM

peyton manning is awesome

007

06-23-2011, 12:52 AM

That was just plain stupid.

hunter121

06-23-2011, 03:13 AM

Laugh to，Liked the ending for that Broncos fan.

mikey23545

06-23-2011, 04:30 AM

LMAO

big nasty kcnut

06-23-2011, 04:50 AM

That was good man.

InChiefsHeaven

06-23-2011, 05:57 AM

Peyton Manning...goddam marketing genious!

...I'm sure he has to bring little Eli along so Mom doesn't get pissed.

JD10367

06-23-2011, 07:45 AM

Being a Patriots fan, of course I despise and detest The Great Gazoo. But I do have to hand it to the Forehead: he doesn't take himself too seriously, and can be pretty damn funny. I still love his PSA about "teaching" little kids how to play football. Eli, on the other hand, yeah, he's just riding the coattails. (Has Peyton ever hosted "SNL" like Brady? I bet that would be pretty good.)

Steron

06-23-2011, 07:55 AM

Meh.

Dartgod

06-23-2011, 07:57 AM

Archie was in there too.
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Kerberos

06-23-2011, 08:18 AM

(Has Peyton ever hosted "SNL" like Brady? I bet that would be pretty good.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdFg6lV-TDg

Embeded video has been diabled.

He was pretty damn funny on SNL.

Sofa King

06-23-2011, 12:14 PM

lol.

The Franchise

06-23-2011, 12:35 PM

That was pretty good. I really don't understand the Peyton Manning hate (other than him beating our team). The dude is funny and doesn't take himself seriously. He's fucking hilarious.

rocknrolla

06-23-2011, 01:25 PM

Peyton Manning goes crazy [FULL CLIP]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQtX6dm2KG8&NR=1

Indy is so f***ing lucky to have this guy.

Sofa King

06-23-2011, 01:29 PM

That was pretty good. I really don't understand the Peyton Manning hate (other than him beating our team). The dude is funny and doesn't take himself seriously. He's ****ing hilarious.

No kidding.

the reason people hate Peyton is simply because they are haters. The dude is hilarious and a helluva quarterback. I know i will watch as many games with him Quarterbacking as i can.

mikey23545

06-23-2011, 01:54 PM

Iowanian

06-23-2011, 01:59 PM

With those moustaches, they should be filming "football pRon"

The Franchise

06-23-2011, 02:02 PM

Peyton Manning goes crazy [FULL CLIP]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQtX6dm2KG8&NR=1

Indy is so f***ing lucky to have this guy.

Really? This is your defense?

This team would be LUCKY to have Peyton Manning as its QB.

JD10367

06-23-2011, 02:11 PM

That was pretty good. I really don't understand the Peyton Manning hate (other than him beating our team).

1.) Sexual-harassment situation with the trainer.

2.) Silver spoon backlash (first-overall, father was a QB).

3.) Constant choker in the big games (he's won 1 SB and he wasn't even the biggest factor in the season or the game).

4.) Throws his teammates under the bus.

5.) Looks goofy.

6.) Talks goofy.

7.) Wins a lot.

If it weren't for the humor he displays in commercials and whatnot, I'd detest him. But he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, so that earns him points.

The Franchise

06-23-2011, 02:27 PM

1.) Sexual-harassment situation with the trainer.

2.) Silver spoon backlash (first-overall, father was a QB).

3.) Constant choker in the big games (he's won 1 SB and he wasn't even the biggest factor in the season or the game).

4.) Throws his teammates under the bus.

5.) Looks goofy.

6.) Talks goofy.

7.) Wins a lot.

If it weren't for the humor he displays in commercials and whatnot, I'd detest him. But he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, so that earns him points.

You don't get an opinion on this matter.....you're biased.

Oh....and Tom Brady wasn't a factor in the 1st SB victory....but I won't go there.

ClevelandBronco

06-23-2011, 02:57 PM

That's bloody awful.

Pasta Little Brioni

06-23-2011, 05:17 PM

That was lame as all hell.

JD10367

06-23-2011, 05:32 PM

You don't get an opinion on this matter.....you're biased.

Oh....and Tom Brady wasn't a factor in the 1st SB victory....but I won't go there.

Why am I biased? I'm just as biased as any non-Colts fan would be.

Oh... and you obviously didn't watch the last drive of that Super Bowl.

The Franchise

06-23-2011, 05:45 PM

Why am I biased? I'm just as biased as any non-Colts fan would be.

Oh... and you obviously didn't watch the last drive of that Super Bowl.

The last drive where he dumped the ball off and the RBs and WRs did all of the work?

vailpass

06-23-2011, 05:52 PM

Were those scripted plays on the arm of the chick that was tied up?

tk13

06-23-2011, 05:58 PM

JD10367

06-23-2011, 06:06 PM

The last drive where he dumped the ball off and the RBs and WRs did all of the work?

Whatever. Dude was a sixth-rounder thrust into starting that season, against the powerhouse "unbeatable" Rams, with a crap offense (J.R. Redmond? Jermaine Wiggins?), and with a minute left he drove them downfield for the game-winning FG and their first Lombardi ever. "Wasn't a factor"? Your and idiot. Take your obvious Brady hate somewhere else, it wasn't the subject of this thread.

Just Passin' By

06-23-2011, 07:33 PM

Oh....and Tom Brady wasn't a factor in the 1st SB victory....but I won't go there.

There have been a lot of stupid things posted on message boards throughout history. Your comment here is right at the top of the list.

Congratulations, dumbass.

threebag

06-25-2011, 03:44 PM

The butthurt is strong on this board....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsNr7esua-1zLaHaTUzYd-zdwcUTXILZ0NEy7wyg4N1IJrUlt5

milkman

06-25-2011, 04:52 PM

That was pretty good. I really don't understand the Peyton Manning hate (other than him beating our team). The dude is funny and doesn't take himself seriously. He's ****ing hilarious.

I like Manning and the way he handles himself off the field.

But I tend to get a little agitated with the fact that people don't recognize his shortcomings, most notably that he has underperformed in critcal situations in the playoffs.

It pisses me off that he's being hailed by some as the greatest QB ever, when in reality he isn't the best in Colt franchise history.

I don't hate Peyton Manning.

I hate the overhype of Peyton Manning.

But I'd love to have him as the Chiefs QB.

Dylan

06-25-2011, 07:16 PM

Posting this before it has a million hits on youtube. Peyton and Eli Manning star in "Football Cops":

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i3KyRLZiCz0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hilarious!

It has been reported this is not a commercial. According to DirectTV's Web site, three episodes have been filmed.

ORLANDO MIDNIGHT

Archie Manning

When it comes to defense attorneys, Orlando Midnight (Archie Manning) is as slick as they come. He's smart, charismatic and incredibly well connected. He's also not afraid to bend a few rules, especially if it will make life harder for Tahoe and Hunter.

http://www.directv.com/footballcops/images/img_char_4.jpg
http://www.directv.com/footballcops/characters.html

Dylan

06-25-2011, 07:40 PM