Russian Woman Dies at her own funeral

[Buck]

Had to shorten the url because it offended the word filter. I guess the word fag was in the original URL

http://nydn.us/js2niE

[CosmicPal]

I'd probably die of a heart attack too! I can't imagine the sheer horror of waking up in a coffin. Yikes.

[Gonzo]

My sister in law wakes up in a coffin every night and we've never had a problem... Well, except for that whole stalking small children and rats in order to drain them of their fucking souls. I really dislike this. Bitch, btw.
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[BIG_DADDY]

I'd probably die of a heart attack too! I can't imagine the sheer horror of waking up in a coffin. Yikes.

Where's your sense of adventure? You gotta do a wall hit in a graveyard sometime.

[WebGem]

So she got scared because she woke up at her own funeral? What a pussy bitch.

And seriously, how bad can these doctors be to declare her dead when she's not? Isn't that easy to not mistake?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Not a big deal . Happened to me three times.

So far.

[Rain Man]

If you're going to die, there's no place more convenient to do it.

[CaliforniaChief]

Part of my job occasionally requires me to summon the mortuary upon death. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, this is my biggest fear.

[Rain Man]

Part of my job occasionally requires me to summon the mortuary upon death. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, this is my biggest fear.

Are you a hit man for the polite mafia?

[Over-Head]

I'd probably die of a heart attack too! I can't imagine the sheer horror of waking up in a coffin. Yikes.
Doesn't Abby on NCIS sleep in one now and then?

[CaliforniaChief]

Are you a hit man for the polite mafia?

LMAO

["Bob" Dobbs]

Do they not embalm people in Russia or wherever?
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[Frazod]

I saw a movie about this once....http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/9578__x400_serpent_and_rainbow_poster_02.jpg

[Demonpenz]

I can't see attachments on my phone but I'm going to assume the movie is Howard The Duck