Drunk Teacher Resists Arrest - Squirts Cops With Breast Milk

[DaFace]

http://deadspin.com/5816435/drunk-ohio-teacher-resists-arrest-sprays-cops-with-her-breastmilk

Drunk Ohio Teacher Resists Arrest, Sprays Cops With Her Breastmilk


Jack Dickey — We're not sure we know the precise meaning of the term "hot mess," but this just has to be the perfect application. Meet Stephanie Robinette, 30, a lactating charter-school teacher from Westerville, Ohio (a Columbus suburb), who got drunk, disorderly, and weird over the weekend.

Robinette was attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center—the self-proclaimed "premiere banquet facility of Central Ohio"—with her husband, but apparently the two got in a kerfuffle and all hell—or at least several ducts—broke loose. Namely, she hit her husband, locked herself in the car, he phoned the cops, who then arrived and tried to remove her from the car, at which point she squirted the car and the cops with breast milk.

And at which point American civilization reached its nadir, until the next time.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5743/teacher.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/teacher.jpg/)

[Bugeater]

I'd hit it.

[kysirsoze]

This might seriously be the best thread title of all time.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I'd hit it.


With a shovel

[Bwana]

Mr. Kotter?

[Dante84]

Repizzle

[SDChiefs]

Should be in the would you thread.

[stevieray]

I'd hit it.

I'm picturing the scene from the elvator on the blooper reel for LIAR LIAR.

[Stinger]

Lucky it was not freezing out side she could have been book on having a congealed weapon.

[RedNFeisty]

Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.

[booger]

Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.

not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.

[RedNFeisty]

not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.

I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.

[booger]

I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.

i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!


Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

[Just Passin' By]

Until we see the weapons, we can't evaluate the charges.

[booger]

Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

as long as they don't point straight down or they are too chewed up i'm good

[Frazod]

I'm sure the bride and groom appreciated it. Hopefully the photographer captured the lactic festivities on the official video.

[eazyb81]

Until we see the weapons, we can't evaluate the charges.

If the tits don't fit, you must acquit!

[keg in kc]

That's just nasty.

[durtyrute]

I'm surprised she didn't get tazed

[Rausch]

With a shovel

She looks like an alien hybrid with a compulsive overeating problem...

[KCUnited]

Well, I don't mind stealin' milk
From the tits of decadence -
But I can't feed on the powerless
When my bottle's already over-filled....

I'm going hungry.

/baby

[Just Passin' By]

Update:

The woman who sprayed Delaware County sheriff's deputies with breast milk while resisting arrest last weekend has been fired from her teaching job, according to documents obtained by The Dispatch today after a public-records request.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2011/07/01/breast-milk-spraying-teacher-fired.html?sid=101

[bevischief]

Can't wait to see this on South Park.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Mr. Kotter?

LMAO

[bluehawkdoc]

That brings a whole new meaning to "when in doubt, whip it out"...

[SLAG]

It was the breast she could do at the moment.

I'm sure I would confiscate those dairy cannons for further investigation

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[Psyko Tek]

Baaad Teacher

[cabletech94]

Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

have ya never seen bananaboobs before? oh yea. bananaboobs. ugh.

[bevischief]

I am sure she can get a job at the local strip joint...