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Dr. Johnny Fever
06-30-2011, 10:13 AM
Your name is spelled correctly
Marijuana just triggers an asthma attack
As hard as you try not to you keep treating women and law enforcement officers with respect
Your rims cost $30k but the Kia Soul they're on is only worth 14-5
You know the names and birthdays of all your children
Your signature song is "Daiquires up"
Nothing around your neck tells time
You completed the 3rd grade
Your line "where my floozies and harlots at" isn't catching on
When you murder someone you prefer to keep quiet about it
You've never made it rain on them ho's
Too many songs about respecting your mother
Your name is DJ Awkward Silence
Your name is MC College Education
You got shot 9 times.... while playing paintball
You're honest about how much money you make
Due to poor life decisions you don't have a single face or neck tatoo
When asked to make it rain you point out that only God can cause the clouds to shower the earth with life giving water
Your rent is more than your car payment
No one buys your stories of how tough it was growing up on the mean streets of St. Joseph Missouri.
ModSocks
06-30-2011, 10:16 AM
So racist. So So racist.
loochy
06-30-2011, 10:17 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhnwkp3WON1qatlnf.gif
Dr. Johnny Fever
06-30-2011, 10:18 AM
So racist. So So racist.
Failed rappers can be any color
Mr. Laz
06-30-2011, 10:19 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?
'and' asthma attack?
ReynardMuldrake
06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/meme/successful-black-man/
loochy
06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
You forgot this:
You have a functional brain.
Pants
06-30-2011, 10:21 AM
You're a dumbass, noonan.
loochy
06-30-2011, 10:21 AM
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/meme/successful-black-man/
Here, let me do that for you:
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/this-is-my-crib-640x640.jpg
keg in kc
06-30-2011, 10:22 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?That would have been my reason.
You bend the bills of your baseball caps
You wear pants that fit
You think it's stupid to wear sunglasses indoors, at night
You can't justify spending more on a bottle of champagne than your monthly rent
You don't make an "F" sound when it should be a "th" sound
Dr. Johnny Fever
06-30-2011, 10:23 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?
'and' asthma attack?
I left it for you to post.
And suck it.
loochy
06-30-2011, 10:24 AM
You like metals other than gold
KurtCobain
06-30-2011, 11:23 AM
BELTS.
Can never be a rapper because I wear belts.
tooge
06-30-2011, 11:26 AM
#1. cuz rap sucks and you don't
Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 12:18 PM
I have street crud
Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:22 PM
BELTS.
Can never be a rapper because I wear belts.
ROFL
BigCatDaddy
06-30-2011, 12:28 PM
Eminem was born Marshall Bruce Mathers III on October 17, 1972, in Saint Joseph, Missouri, the only child of Deborah R. Nelson Mathers-Briggs and Marshall Bruce Mathers, Jr.[25] He is of Scottish,[26] English, German, Swiss, Polish, and possibly Luxembourgian ancestry.[27] His father abandoned the family when he was 18 months old, and he was raised solely by his mother. By the age of 12, Mathers and his mother had moved between various cities and towns in Missouri (including Saint Joseph, Savannah, and Kansas City)[28] before they settled in Warren, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit.
alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:05 PM
I can't rhyme for $hit.
alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:06 PM
Tried to once, but then i had to quit.
alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:06 PM
Oh...guess i can rhyme.
So...i really don't know why i am not a successful rapper.
vailpass
06-30-2011, 01:07 PM
LMAO funny shit
Rausch
06-30-2011, 01:07 PM
I quit doing things I hated after my first kid...
bevischief
06-30-2011, 01:08 PM
Most white men can't dance.
vailpass
06-30-2011, 01:11 PM
Most white men can't dance.
I can do the prime credit shuffle.
Groves
06-30-2011, 02:16 PM
Where's the "got punched in the face by a girl and died" option?
Thig Lyfe
06-30-2011, 03:17 PM
Marijuana just triggers an asthma attack
http://read.mtvhive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tyler58-e1305049499252.jpg
golf wang
Gonzo
06-30-2011, 07:28 PM
I have white teeth and the only metal in my mouth is a filling from 1991.
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boogblaster
06-30-2011, 08:34 PM
no desire ....
Just Passin' By
06-30-2011, 09:17 PM
Can't spell. Keep ending up in jail for forgetting it's a double p.
Bowser
06-30-2011, 09:45 PM
Where's the "got punched in the face by a girl and died" option?
/thread
Can't think of a cool name.
listopencil
06-30-2011, 10:28 PM
I'm just too funky.
big nasty kcnut
07-01-2011, 01:08 AM
your nickname is mc niceguy
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