Your favorite lines from a rap 'song'?

[Archie F. Swin]

I hope this thread will ride the jersey tails of the "Top 10 Rappers..." thread. When you think of some of the sickest spits from great hip-hop tracks, what comes to mind?

I'll offer two:

From the track: "Flava in ya Ear", Craig Mack says:
" You're crazy like that glue, to think that you can outdo my 'one-two' that's sick like the flu."

From the track "Scenario", rapper Phife Dawg says:
"I'm all that and then some,
Tall, dark and handsome.
I'll bust a nut upside ya eye,
to show you where I cum from..."

[notorious]

"Bitch blew my balls straight through my draws."

[loochy]

Bitch I'ma kill you!

[Simply Red]

now you got semen's furniture?

[milkman]

Rap just used to be usless noise.

Now, it's just offensive.

[warrior]

Rap just used to be usless noise.

Now, it's just offensive.

Usless and offensive reserved for those with no music talent what so ever.

[KurtCobain]

had a dream i was king
woke up
still king
this rap game's nipple is mine for the milking

[SLAG]

My world a trip you can ask Bun B bitch I aint no liar My man RoRo just lost his baby in a house fire And then when I got on my knees that night to pray I asked God why he let these killas live and take my homeboy's son away Man if you got kids show em you love em cuz God just might call em home Cuz one day you here but baby the next day you gone

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[notorious]

I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie's dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

[Hammock Parties]

****as be all up in my mug
But it's a different story when them muthaf***as coughing up blood
[When he died, looking in his eyes, was he as he cried]
I bust another cap in his ass and he died, time is 5

(Bushwick Bill)

****as be shootin' the gif like they for real
But when it jumps, they ain't got no murder skills
So Bill just, chops 'em down, watch 'em fall
And cut they ass head to toe, jaw to jaw

(Willie D)

But I'ma make your bitch ass holla
Cause I'ma put a hole in your head
The size of a half a dolla
[Fuck around and get your cap peeled cause this is]
Die muthaf***a, die muthaf***a [kill]

[Pasta Little Brioni]

But now you heard the story 'bout how i got caught, playing with my shit. but hold that thought. before you disprespect j r-o-c, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T.

check this shit out, uh. check it out

the situation broke out when i smoked too much bud, reached in my drawers, and puilled out my pud. bust open the jar of petrolium jelly. started thinking about donna and nicky and shelly.

in my mind i was hitting, we was almost there. then the door bust open and fuck my moms was there.

don't disrespect j r-o-c, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T. uh wika wika gnomesing *random j-roc turntable sounds

[Predarat]

I raped dat bitch den kild dat ho then raped dat bitch sumoe
-by several rapahs

[BigMeatballDave]

Are you bleedin? Can't think about sex? Irritated by your Kotex?
We don't need to kiss, we don't have to Fuck, I'll pull out my dick, Bitch you can suck.

[Demonpenz]

Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossin' his mouth

turtle neck and chain

[Archie F. Swin]

wouldn't hurt if you referenced the track too.

[CoMoChief]

cops dont giva damn 'bout a neeegro
pull da trigga, kill a ni**a hes a heeeero

[CoMoChief]

I could just reference dynamite hack's "Boyz in da hood" song.


There are some great lyrics in that cover.

[Digital Takawira]

Rap just used to be usless noise.

Now, it's just offensive.

about as useless as you posting in this thread. now please stfu and gtfo. kthxbye


andre 3000 (Outkast)-
"my mind warps and bends, floats the wind.
count to ten, meet the twin, andre ben,
welcome to the lion's den.
original skin, many men comprehend
i extend myself,
so why don't you go out and tell a friend?
sin is all what you believin' in.
faith is what you make it
that's the hardest shit since MC Ren.
alien can blend right on in with yo kin
look again, 'cause i swear i spot one every now and then.
it's happenin' again. wish i could tell you when.
andre, this is andre.
y'all is just gon' have to make amends."

[milkman]

about as useless as you posting in this thread. now please stfu and gtfo. kthxbye

Oh, did I hurt your feelings by shitting on your shitty "music"?

This thread shows up in the lounge, I'm going to express my opinion.

You got a problem with that?

Too bad.

Your problem, not mine.

[Digital Takawira]

obviously it is your problem becase you took the time to post in a thread about music you don't care about. if i see a thread about country music, i don't run in saying how much it sucks because my opinion doesn't matter there. at that point, you're just being as much of an ignorant troll as some of the raider and bronco trash on here.

[Titty Meat]

You gotta understand Milkman is old and picketed most of these guys grand parents sitting in the front of the bus.

[milkman]

obviously it is your problem becase you took the time to post in a thread about music you don't care about. if i see a thread about country music, i don't run in saying how much it sucks because my opinion doesn't matter there. at that point, you're just being as much of an ignorant troll as some of the raider and bronco trash on here.

It's not a problem.

A thread was posted about crap that I believe to be crap, so I posted that it's crap.

No problem.

You got bent about it.

[milkman]

You gotta understand Milkman is old and picketed most of these guys grand parents sitting in the front of the bus.

I would have only picketed if they were rapping, and I was on the bus and had to hear it.

[Titty Meat]

I would have only picketed if they were rapping, and I was on the bus and had to hear it.

Don't ride the subway in NYC then.

[Digital Takawira]

It's not a problem.

A thread was posted about crap that I believe to be crap, so I posted that it's crap.

No problem.

You got bent about it.

that just sailed right over your head, didn't it? i guess that's my fault really. i expected you to understand logic. i'll try to keep it simple this time.

YOU =

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[Dave Lane]

Any rap song > any country song. And Im not even a big fan of rap

[KurtCobain]

I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie's dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

It's you
It's that shit stuck under my shoe
It's that smell inside the van
It's my bed sheet covered with sand
Sitting through a shitty band
Getting dog shit on my hands
Getting hassled by the man

Waking up to an alarm
Sticking needles in your arm
Picking up trash on a freeway
Feeling depressed everyday
Leaving without making a sound
Picking my dog up at the pound
Living in a tweaker pad
Getting yelled at by my dad

Saying I'm happy when I'm not
Finding roaches in the pot
All these things I do
They're waiting for you.

[KurtCobain]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

[BigRock]

IT'S LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN
GOING THROUGH YOUR BRAIN.
FOR P.N. NEWS,
THE POSSE GOES INSANE.

THE POSSE'S PUMPIN',
THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT.
P.N. NEWS IS THE WINNER.
WIPEOUT~!

YO BABY YO BABY YO!

[DBOSHO]

You talk shit then you might as well bring shit- hard hittaz by three six mafia

Any and every line by TI

You say you got a K up in the trunk, lets see you make it there- We Thuggin by Boyz n Da Hood

[KurtCobain]

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

[DBOSHO]

that just sailed right over your head, didn't it? i guess that's my fault really. i expected you to understand logic. i'll try to keep it simple this time.

YOU =

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Leave Gramps alone and let him get back to his Simon and Garfunkle.

[Simply Red]

Glaciers of Ice by Raekwon is loaded w/ them. One of my favs of all time.

[gblowfish]

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(NSFW.....language...imagine!)

[pr_capone]

Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me; not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut I'm raising up off the cot
Don't get upset, girl, that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes, I'm out the door!

[milkman]

that just sailed right over your head, didn't it? i guess that's my fault really. i expected you to understand logic. i'll try to keep it simple this time.

YOU =

http://dwaynehull.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/400px-trollface_more_hd.png

Logic?

What the hell are you talking about dumbass?

I did the logical thing.

Rather than start an entirely new thread to express my disdain for rap, I posted that expression in the second thread to appear in the lounge about rap.

I didn't post in the first thread.

Both of these useless topics should have been posted in the media center where they belong.

Logic would tell your dumb ass, if you hadn't responded with butthurt, I would not have posted in this thread again.

[lostcause]

I've never been played by a ho!
If the bitch is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some muthafuckers get sad
If she fucks with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
think since a nigga say he loves ya, he ain't strong.
Bitch you takin' shit the wrong way
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothas
If the bitch won't give up the play
fuck her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm the type a nigga that tell a ho
"suck dick!"
what if she's not suckin'
That's a waste of time, conversation and my fuckin'
I just put my fuckin pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
to take her tramp ass home!

Cause I don't need a fuckin dummy
I need a bitch to lick nuts
until my dick is cummin'
And after that, you'll earn your gloves
HA HA... Just call me the gangster of love.

I like bitches
All kind of bitches,
To take off my shirt
and pull down my britches
If shes got big tities
I squeeze 'em and hold'em
while she suck my dick and lick my scrotum
And If she got a friend I'll fuck her too
Together we can play a game of switcheroo
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
and watch them eat each other's pussy!
Weak people might say we're insane
But that's the other fuckin' level of the game
I'll turn your sister out if she fucks with me
You want to know my identity???

Bitches look at me like I'm a faker
Knowing goddamn well
I'm a mutherfuckin heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done fucked their best friends
and put a whipping on their cunts
They have their mothers to call
but, if you fucked one mom,
You done fucked them all
And I really don't give a fuck
Cause if your mom offers me the pussy
she's stuck

Now thats the type of nigga I am,
I'm always game to run a train, god-damn...
six different hoes a night,
i use lubricated rubbers, to make the pussy feel right
better safe then be a victim,
if ya got a jimmy hat, go ahead and dick em.
I put the pussy in its place,
and right before i nut, i pull it out, then to the face,
and tell the bitch to keep suckin
and prepare herself for her first but fuckin.
Then when i'm done, straight to the tub, haha...
Just call me the Gangster of Love.

I'm a mother fucker, i put a bitch to the test
if she dont pass, she dont get blessed.
If the test consists, of fucking my whole crew.
then bitch, god-damn, thats what you gotta do.
You say you wanna be down with Willie-D,
but yet you find it difficult to listen to me,
everytime you fuck up and skip a class,
imma put my god-damn foot in your ass.
And if your father wants to buck-up,
I'll beat the wrinkles out that old mothafucka.
I treat a bitch like a queen,
but she has to realize I'm the goddamn king.

Some jealous punk in town,
told my girl i was fucking around, and she's still down.
to do the same, you gotta have game,
you wanna know my name?
(Call me the Gangster of Love)

Say bill,
wassup B
all the hoes mad at us cause we aint paying for the pussy
and fighting over their asses and shit
but thats the other level of the game again
damn straight
say man, while we on the subject of hoes,
what ever happened to that hoe you used to fuck with named cathy

Oh cathy, that hoe was hot,
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she fucked me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shit, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my asshole.
thats why i guess that im the gangsta.
and oh ya, cathleen johnson, sweetheart, i'd like to thank ya.

Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
by niggaz like me and we really dont give a fuck.
big ass titties and a sexy switch,
whatever you got, you deserved it bitch.

See, ah, i like to take em fast,
act like i love em, and dog ther mothafuckin ass.
like for instance miss P,
the bitch ran a game and tried to fuck over me.
but i assisted in the makin,
talking bout she pregnant.
"with you or that jamaican"?
She said me of course,
so i drug her little ass like a mother fuckin horse.
thats what you get for trying to play me,
i'll kick a bitch smack dead in the ass, if she ever say we,
made a kid when i make it,
I'll grab her by her motherfuckin' neck
and try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a fucking glove
You know who you fuckin with bitch???
just call me the Gangsta of love.

-Gangster of Love
By: The Geto Boys

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

about as useless as you posting in this thread. now please stfu and gtfo. kthxbye


andre 3000 (Outkast)-
"my mind warps and bends, floats the wind.
count to ten, meet the twin, andre ben,
welcome to the lion's den.
original skin, many men comprehend
i extend myself,
so why don't you go out and tell a friend?
sin is all what you believin' in.
faith is what you make it
that's the hardest shit since MC Ren.
alien can blend right on in with yo kin
look again, 'cause i swear i spot one every now and then.
it's happenin' again. wish i could tell you when.
andre, this is andre.
y'all is just gon' have to make amends."Dude. Most people do not like rap. Get over yourself. No one is trying to stop you from listening to it.

[Titty Meat]

Fuck the frail shit cause when my coke come in they need the same scale that they weight the whales wit

[Mama Hip Rockets]

"Hit the deck runnin' like a snow cone at Coney, homie." -- Aesop Rock

[SLAG]

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads, human sacrifices,cannibalism;candlesand exorcism Animals having sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just, beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh And I never eat you unless the fucking, meat looks fresh I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lying, I got a nine in my pocket and baby I'm just, dying to cock him He's ready for war, I'm ready for war I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before I just didn't have as large an arsenalof weaponsbefore Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whore Met on the second, wet on the third; then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

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[kcxiv]

I'm high up out the hocus pocus, my diagnosis is a murderous
psychosis and mutha****as know this/ I'm quick to pull the pin up out the
grenade and hand you the pineapple and say "Here mutha****a, hold this - Loki


Blood in my hair from the wings of a hawk
no angels guide me i seem to be lost
Spittin a rhyme from divious ways
All in the veins them freaks they get paid
The path was layed the bed was set
Nicky the cat from the fillmoe jets
Here go the stealo it aint that odd
Kahn, money, clothes, broads
Don't forget weed and rap for the gods
Pages that rewrite the holy karahn
Man i've been swervin since julius erving
Ready to rap now so open the curtain
Don't be in the lab when i'm doin bad
Pencil's and pads they turn to cash
This how i mash
Driving so fast
Shoes say wu when i step on the gas
Baby is mad
Man she got ass
I looked and gave her my gangsta laugh
My pedigree my legacy
I sell it like aphetimines
They told me at the dinner scene
And i'm standing there high in my anchor jean
Gangsta's, hustlers, hoe's and all
Be one to pay when a rapper falls
Blood in my hair from the wings of a hawk
no angels guide me i seem to be lost
-Andre Nikatina

http://youtu.be/He0HJGj5l1E

[Archie F. Swin]

Ya gotta pardon 'J' for sellin' out the 'The Garden' in a day, just like a young Marvin in his hey.

[Thig Lyfe]

YA EVAH HAD SEX WITH A PHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHH
PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS

[Reaper16]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm fucking blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"

[Thig Lyfe]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm fucking blowing Kayne."

RAP MORE LIKE CRAP AM I RITE

SEE CUZ RAP RHYMES WITH CRAP SO

[KCUnited]

Moving on to St. Louis, where they country as ****
With gold teeth in they mouth, but they still know whats up

[Red Beans]

Geto Boys-

"I knew the girl was ready, I started gettin' sweaty, so I reached between the seats and I whipped out the machete. She screamed, I sliced her up until her guts we like spaghetti. A maniac, I stabbed the girl in the tits, and to stop her nerves from jumpin' I just cut her to bits. An assassin, a mother fucking assassin."

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm fucking blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"

I'll assume the delivery adds much-needed impact and "juice".

[listopencil]

I'll say this:

"Hip Hop"

You say one for the trebble, two for the time
Come on y'all let's rock this!
You say one for the trebble, two for the time
Come on!

Speech is my hammer, bang the world into shape
Now let it fall... (Hungh!!)
My restlessness is my nemesis
It's hard to really chill and sit still
Committed to page, I write rhymes
Sometimes won't finish for days
Scrutinize my literature, from the large to the miniature
I mathematically add-minister
Subtract the wack
Selector, wheel it back, I'm feeling that
(Ha ha ha) From the core to the perimeter black,
You know the motto
Stay fluid even in staccato
(Mos Def) Full blooded, full throttle
Breathe deep inside the trunk hollow
There's the hum, young man where you from
Brooklyn number one
Native son, speaking in the native tongue
I got my eyes on tomorrow (there it is)
While you still try to follow where it is
I'm on the Ave where it lives and dies
Violently, silently
Shine so vibrantly that eyes squint to catch a glimpse
Embrace the bass with my dark ink fingertips
Used to speak the king's English
But caught a rash on my lips
So now my chat just like dis
Long range from the base-line (switch)
Move like an apparition
Float to the ground with ammuntion (chi-chi-chi-POW)
Move from the gate, voice cued on your tape
Putting food on your plate
Many crews can relate
Who choosing your fate (yo)
We went from picking cotton
To chain gang line chopping
To Be-Bopping
To Hip-Hopping
Blues people got the blue chip stock option
Invisible man, got the whole world watching
(where ya at) I'm high, low, east, west,
All over your map
I'm getting big props, with this thing called hip hop
Where you can either get paid or get shot
When your product in stock
The fair-weather friends flock
When your chart position drop
Then the phone calls....
Chill for a minute
Let's see whoelse tops
Snatch your shelf spot
Don't gas yourself ock
The industry just a better built cell block
A long way from the shell tops
And the bells that L rocked (rock, rock, rock, rock...)

[scratching]

Hip Hop is prosecution evidence
The out of court settlement
Ad space for liquor
Sick without benefits (hungh!)
Luxury tenements choking the skyline
It's low life getting tree-top high
Here there's a back water remedy
Bitter intent to memory
A class E felony
Facing the death penalty (hungh!)
Stimulant and sedative, original repetitive
Violently competitive, a school unacredited
The break beats you get broken with
on time and inappropriate
Hip Hop went from selling crack to smoking it
Medicine for loneliness
Remind me of Thelonius and Dizzy
Propers to B-Boys getting busy
The war-time snap shot
The working man's jack-pot
A two dollar snack box
Sold beneath the crack spot
Olympic spnosor of the black glock
Gold medalist in the back shot
From the sovereign state of the have-nots
Where farmers have trouble with cash crops (woooo)
It's all city like phase two
Hip Hop will simply amaze you
Craze you, pay you
Do whatever you say do
But black, it can't save you



...and...


"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

[Reaper16]

I'll assume the delivery adds much-needed impact and "juice".
I like it because it it eschews normal hiphop hyper-manliness in favor of a simile involving performing oral sex on another rapper.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I like it because it it eschews normal hiphop hyper-manliness in favor of a simile involving performing oral sex on another rapper.

Well now, my naughty parts be tingling!

[rad]

From Del the Funky Homosapien's "If Ya Must"

.....Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

[Thig Lyfe]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm fucking blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"

Childish Gambino is probably the best punchline rapper in the game right now. Makes sense, seeing as his day job is professional comedian.

[-King-]

Usually with my right hand the murders wrote but with the left hand I write fire you can call it second hand smoke.

- Metaphor the great

[Quesadilla Joe]

Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And **** Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

From some old Eminem song

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm fucking blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"


I knew about beer snobs, never knew there were rap snobs :)

[KC native]

Method Man in NYC Everything on RZA's first Bobby Digital CD

[Method Man]
Drink a Heineken, as we go inside the mind again
Nevermindin men droppin gem, can he shine again
Most definate, let this be my last willing testament
For the pesimist, exercise for the Exorcist
Johnny Treacherous, like Three, I'm supposed to be
Perpetuous, desimate the poetry cuz everything is close to me
The lectorous, Jonathan, king of the seven seas, battle wit Leviathan
The Methodist, poly to your deficit, hit it up
If I can't live it up somebody gotta give it up
John J., blow em out the water adopt the Bombay
Your b_tch look like Strange', look at me the wrong way
Burn one and sautee, bringin you different ways to sword play
They bustin Bullets Over Broadway, Deep Cover
I'm like Larry when the Fish-burn, I burn rubber
Cuz I'm not an easy lover
To the midnight, b_tt naked wit a knife
Ask my a-alikes, I've been crazy all my life
Hardtime homicide, time flys, do or die
Crooked ass and crooked eye, scripture from the darkside
Johnny 5, I reside, in the killa bee hive,
only the strong gon' survive
From the depths of the killa to the top, we're now born
Wildin on Staten Island be the poet John John
Can't forget Bobby, if I did I'd feel gyp
Like my sandwich ain't a sandwich without Miracle Whip
From the depths of the killa to the top, we're now born
Wildin on Staten Island be the poet John John
Can't forget Digi, if I did I'd feel gyp
Like my sandwich ain't a sandwich without Miracle Whip

complete with timed youtube clip http://youtu.be/tuOgxG32IJY?t=1m55s

[FlaChief58]

Rap is crap! That is all

[Thig Lyfe]

Rap is crap! That is all

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT SICK RHYME BRO!!!!!?!?!

[Titty Meat]

Rap is crap! That is all

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted


Rass Kass

[suzzer99]

Right about now
It's about that time
For me to holla
Girl I want to walla
In the back of my Impala

[ThaVirus]

Well I've been listening to J.Cole a lot lately so a few so here's a few of his that I liked:

"To the college kids, no scholarships, starting your semeser
Unpacking your suitcases, filling up your dresser
Enjoy it while you got it, after that it's God bless ya
Life is your professor know that bitch is gon' test ya!"

"I'm just a man sometimes the timing is wrong
Plus my dick is like a man with a mind of it's own
But I'm trying to be strong, remind myself she ain't about shit
These hoes the same all that change is the outfit
Lookin for some cheese on some mouse shit
Suck a nigga, fuck a nigga then go run they mouth quick
Rappers took a vacation I came over to housesit
You want change? This that between the seats in yo couch shit"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure
One man's pain is another man's pleasure
One damn thang you can't you can't change is the weather
But even if it rains we get rained on together
It's whatever, you shine, I shine
I know you got a 9 to 5, I'll be yo 5 to 9"

"I'm the truth and only time'll teach ya
And fuck the haters, probably never loved they mommas neither
Ol' bitter ass sit around in middle class homes
With computers on hatin on the newest song
While y'all was browsing I was taking out the student loans
Trying to do this shit better than the niggas that we grew up on
Name a fucking song I ain't threw up on
Talk is cheap it's like y'all grew up in a Jewish home
Pardon the stereotype but y'all giving me mixed feelings like I married a white woman
One minute I'm overrated, next minute I'm the savior
You hate it before you played it, I already forgave ya"

[Bump]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

[Rausch]

Pu$$y.

Pu$$y, pu$$y pu$$y.

Pu$$y, PU$$Y, PU$$Y PU$$Y!

PU$$Y!

[Micjones]

"Murder is a tough thing to digest...it's a slow process and I ain't got nothing but time"

"Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant the livest one...representin BK the fullest gats I pull it...bastards ducking when Big be bucking...chickenheads be clucking in my bathroom fucking...it ain't nothin"

"Killing y'all niggas on that lyrical shit...mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips"

"Sticking up the preachers in the church I'm a stone crook...serial killer who works by the phonebook"

"Seen her on the ave spotted her more than once...ass so fat that you can see it from the front"

"We go to the spot and you still get it low...I get excited, but still love to hit it slow till your walls come tumbling down like Jericho"

[listopencil]

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm ****ing blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"


Oh, in that case...

"Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up! " -- Blondie, "Rapture", because it's crap.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris
You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris
You Know I Get Fly You Think I Get High
You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why
So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing
The Reason That You're Smiling or Wilding
So Listen In My Head I Just Want To Take 'em Down
Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em Down
Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide
When I Get On I Like To Ride And Glide
I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all
I Get Props At My Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All
So What'cha Want
I get So Funny With The Money That You Flaunt
I said Where'd You Get Your Information From Huh?
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man
I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician
You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala
But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar
But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping
Goin' From Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall
Well I'll Be Calling Out You People Like A Casting Call
Well It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A Ride
With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By
Believe Me What You See Is What You Get
And You See Me I'm Coming Off As You Can Bet
Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

[blaise]

Believe that if you wanna, but I'll tell you this much: Riding on the train with no dough sucks.

[SLAG]

That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

[PhillyChiefFan]

"They got guns to my head, I think I'm goin down
I can't believe it's happenin in my own town
If I had wings I would fly, let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homie Nate

16 in the clip and 1 in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late, Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate."

Regulators

[Steron]

Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

[MOhillbilly]

....AND I HOPE THATS SOON CAUSE IM GONNA BOOT YO MOTHAFUCKIN ASS TO THE MOON...

[BigMeatballDave]

In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.

[Bane]

That's why I fucked yo bitch you fat muthafucka...Tupac.
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[Bane]

Or...

I don't want to love you,I just want to fuck you.You should bring yo friends thru,I'll fuck you and them too.Xzibit.
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[MahiMike]

"Glad wrap really clings!"

[Simply Red]

afu ra has some amazing lyrics, if you've never heard of him - I recommend starting here -- >> http://tinyurl.com/3w8ahya
. True lyricist.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

"I'm pounding on that pussy now, and I ain't gonna' stop".

[Pablo]

Big house. Long hallways. Got ten bathrooms I can shit all day.

I'm the man around this muthafucka. I'm so hot you'll probably catch a tan around this muthafucka.