OWWWWWWWW

[Buck]

I just told the girl of my dreams that it's over. Why the fuck do I feel like this?

P.S. if you are my friend on facebook please don't mention this on there. Thanks.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What the fuck are you thinking? Jesus, man. Calm down and go fuck her to show her you were kidding. You weren't qualified for that pussy in the first place. Why in the fuck would you throw it away? Don't be an idiot.

[Dave Lane]

You have friends?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You have friends?

You must be one of the few that don't know about Buck's 7 shades of awesomeness. (He'd like this comment if it were on Facebook)

[Hammock Parties]

Why, bro?

[Buck]

What the fuck are you thinking? Jesus, man. Calm down and go fuck her to show her you were kidding. You weren't qualified for that pussy in the first place. Why in the fuck would you throw it away? Don't be an idiot.

Naw man, shit is done. I think she's taking it worse, but this had to happen.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

If it makes you feel any better I just got married about a month ago now.

[The Franchise]

What the fuck are you thinking? Jesus, man. Calm down and go fuck her to show her you were kidding. You weren't qualified for that pussy in the first place. Why in the fuck would you throw it away? Don't be an idiot.

This.

What the fuck is wrong with you man?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

worthless without pics of her

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Naw man, shit is done. I think she's taking it worse, but this had to happen.

Dude, as your friend, you need to drop me a PM about this. This makes no sense at all. AT ALL! If this has to do with some crazy ass dude who had the hots for her that she never liked in the first place, I'm going to fucking puke.

[Fire Me Boy!]

This.

What the **** is wrong with you man?

This. And the other stuff above it.

[keg in kc]

Stop thinking and start groveling.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Dude, as your friend, you need to drop me a PM about this. This makes no sense at all. AT ALL! If this has to do with some crazy ass dude who had the hots for her that she never liked in the first place, I'm going to ****ing puke.

Me too. This doesn't seem right, man.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

worthless without pics of her

Take my word for it, she's hotter than he is by a fucking mile. I was in awe when I found out he was hitting it. I mean, I outkicked my coverage, but Buck took it to a whole nutha level.

[Buck]

The worst part is that I really want to drink and I have had $8 to my name for the last 2 weeks and I have no idea when I'll be getting paid again.

[Iowanian]

weren't you whining this weekend that she wasn't calling you back soon enough and was blowing you off and found out she was being distant because of a family illness?


Too much drama for a dood.

The real question obligated by cp is "Is love worth losing your best friend".


It's important that I put that in there before someone else does the obligatory "now you're not dating, throw up the nudes". That would be rude so I hope they don't do that.

[ModSocks]

Dumbass.

Is this that same chick you showed me a pic of?

[Fire Me Boy!]

The worst part is that I really want to drink and I have had $8 to my name for the last 2 weeks and I have no idea when I'll be getting paid again.

I would buy you a beer or six if I could. Take casino cash?

[ModSocks]

Take my word for it, she's hotter than he is by a ****ing mile. I was in awe when I found out he was hitting it. I mean, I outkicked my coverage, but Buck took it to a whole nutha level.

Oh. So it is that same chick.

Buck, you dumbass.

[ModSocks]

You better have a good reason dude. And since we're all your brothers here, you had better share it with all of us.

[Brock]

The estrogen is strong with this one.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh. So it is that same chick.

Buck, you dumbass.

She seems cool as shit too. I mean, hot pussy is one thing, but hot pussy that wants to play PS3 and suck you off, all while being 100 times hotter than you? The fuck?

Only one explanation. Buck is a pimp.

[Titty Meat]

Asking people for relationship advice is a waste of time bro.

[SPchief]

Fucking pussy

[kstater]

Only one explanation. Buck is a pimp.

Or a retarded pussy.

[Brock]

Giving people relationship advice is a waste of time bro.

fyp

[ModSocks]

She seems cool as shit too. I mean, hot pussy is one thing, but hot pussy that wants to play PS3 and suck you off, all while being 100 times hotter than you? The ****?

Only one explanation. Buck is a pimp.

Clearly not a pimp if he cut her loose.

WTF did you not consult us before making a fucking retarded decision?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

If you love her why did you break it off? Does she not feel the same or something?

[Gonzo]

What is this? I don't even...

Regret, regret.
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[petegz28]

Build a bridge then get over it. Life is too short to feel like shit.

[Iowanian]

Is this a coming out party?


This is your safe place sister.

[ModSocks]

BUCK! I demand that you explain yourself NOW!

[Titty Meat]

fyp

So you're a giver not a taker eh? I see.

[Iowanian]

Maybe you should give her number to the Nebraska Ginger.....

[kstater]

Or a retarded pussy.

This post was wrong.
















He's an attention whoring retarded pussy.

[Ming the Merciless]

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Now you can continue living your life as rivers wants you to.

PS , fuck you and the chargers

[ModSocks]

This was a wrong post.


He's an attention whoring retarded pussy.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Calm down now. He's heartbroken.

Calling him a pussy is ok, but an attention whore? That's going too far man.

[Okie_Apparition]

Make her sue you for mangagement ring

[Chiefs Pantalones]

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Now you can continue living your life as rivers wants you to.

PS , **** you and the chargers

LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

HAHA. Life sucks for the Chargers fan! HAHA!

[SPchief]

Can I get her number?

[Iowanian]

I guess this may be the result of the ultimate points challenge wager match on blops.


she is unstoppable with the dual wield P90s

[Hammock Parties]

This is all I have to say.

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[Titty Meat]

Maybe you should give her number to the Nebraska Ginger.....

This. I'll plow her he can take her out on dates and stuff.

[Titty Meat]

I guess this may be the result of the ultimate points challenge wager match on blops.


she is unstoppable with the dual wield P90s

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless.

[Buck]

Hey billay, you might want to fucking quit.

[Hammock Parties]

Sounds like this girl wasn't attendant to Buck's emotional needs. I guess you can't really fault him for doing what he did if that's what he wants from a girl.

[ModSocks]

Hey billay, you might want to ****ing quit.

Alright...so what happened....

[DaKCMan AP]

You must be one of the few that don't know about Buck's 7 shades of awesomeness. (He'd like this comment if it were on Facebook)

The 8th shade earns a capital A.

[Donger]

I just told the girl of my dreams that it's over. Why the **** do I feel like this?

You answered your own question.

[keg in kc]

The estrogen is strong with this one.I was just about to say something about losing weight and finding estrogen. Damnit. Beaten to the punch.

[Ming the Merciless]

Maybe she realized you were worthless when you broke 30k posts on another team's message board?

[kstater]

Is love worth losing your best friend?

[bevischief]

What happened? We need details.

[Saul Good]

You answered your own question.

I just slammed my dick in the car door. Why does my dick hurt?

[Donger]

I just slammed my dick in the car door. Why does my dick hurt?

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm going to start dropping the ban hammer. Don't like it? Write your congressman.

[mlyonsd]

The only reason I can figure you'd tell the girl of your dreams it's over is you found out she's a guy.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The only reason I can figure you'd tell the girl of your dreams it's over is you found out she's a guy.

Even then, if it's the girl of your dreams, just move to New York.

[Donger]

I'm going to start dropping the ban hammer. Don't like it? Write your congressman.

For what offense?

[Buck]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

For what offense?

Have we ever really needed one? I'm taking a page out of Bob Dole's handbook here. In fact, I'm starting with you. BANNED!

[Titty Meat]

Hey billay, you might want to ****ing quit.

Jesus Buck.

[SPchief]

So she wants to bang other dudes for money? That's understandable if you neeeded to get away from that

[kstater]

The only reason I can figure you'd tell the girl of your dreams it's over is you found out she's a guy.

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/g/gay_and_proud-2560.jpg

[SPchief]

Maybe its time for you to hit up the gay club

[ModSocks]

You have friends?

The estrogen is strong with this one.

****ing pussy

Or a retarded pussy.

Maybe she realized you were worthless when you broke 30k posts on another team's message board?

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[Donger]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants.

Are you serious?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.

Didn't she have some things going on as well? You guys haven't been together that long, those things are built over time. I think you're rushing this one, and I think you're over reacting. But ultimately, you have to find your own happiness. I just hope you didn't set that back a few years.

[Titty Meat]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.


If one can't communicate there is no relationship. Sounds like she was only the girl of your dreams because she's good looking. That aint love thats lust. You didn't just dump her for no reason.

[Donger]

Have we ever really needed one? I'm taking a page out of Bob Dole's handbook here. In fact, I'm starting with you. BANNED!

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you serious?

Fuck. I forgot how to ban people. YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY YOU LIMEY BASTARD!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

So Buck, you'd rather be single than keep hanging out with and fucking a brutally hot girl who isn't attendant to your emotional needs?

Really?

[ModSocks]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.

Dude.....C'mon

"-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time"

It's called being a woman.

"-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants"

uh...Who cares?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I just think you have to build trust, before you can get honest communication, and that genuinely takes time.

[Donger]

If one can't communicate there is no relationship. Sounds like she was only the girl of your dreams because she's good looking. That aint love thats lust. You didn't just dump her for no reason.

It's a female. If there's a communication issue, it's because he hasn't figured out how to communicate with her, not vice versa.

[mlyonsd]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.

As I suspected. She's just hot and you are using that as a measuring stick for "girl of my dreams".

Grow the **** up.

[SPchief]

Did you atleast get a breakup BJ?

[ModSocks]

I just think you have to build trust, before you can get honest communication, and that genuinely takes time.

It's a female. If there's a communication issue, it's because he hasn't figured out how to communicate with her, not vice versa.

These two things go hand and hand Buck.

You really shoulda came to us first.

[kstater]

Did you atleast get a breakup BJ?

Gay bar doesn't open till 8.

[Rain Man]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.


It sounds to me like she'd make a great sex slave. Did you consider asking her if she'd like to be gagged and chained to a piece of gymnastics equipment in your basement? Could be a win-win.

[Donger]

****. I forgot how to ban people. YOU'RE ****ING LUCKY YOU LIMEY BASTARD!!!!

Yea, though I walk through the ChiefsPlanet valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For I have the best accent in the valley. GoChief's rod comforts me.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yea, though I walk through the ChiefsPlanet valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For I have the best accent in the valley. GoChief's rod comforts me.

LMAO

[SPchief]

GoChief's rod comforts me.

I KNEW that you swung both ways

[ModSocks]

GoChief's rod comforts me.

I knew it!

Ah Snap! We need a Donger "Coming out of the closet" thread!

[Titty Meat]

It's a female. If there's a communication issue, it's because he hasn't figured out how to communicate with her, not vice versa.

Either way failure to communicate is bad and relationships usually end because of it. Bucks lucky it sounded like this one didn't end too bad.

[Buck]

Ok fuck it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It fucking hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

[SPchief]

So how long to we have to wait until you post the naked pics?

[Ming the Merciless]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

1-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
2-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

3-I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.



Shes a woman....1 & 2 are pretty much universal woman traits. But looking at 3, seems you're possibly a woman yourself so have you considered a sex change? Its really great that chargers fans feell so secure in their sexuality to come to other team's boards and express themselves so freely.

[The Bad Guy]

As I suspected. She's just hot and you are using that as a measuring stick for "girl of my dreams".

Grow the **** up.

So when you were younger, you were dreaming of the fat girl with the great personality in grade school?

[Donger]

Ok **** it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It ****ing hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the **** up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Okay, so it's more than physical? What happened that precipitated a change?

[Titty Meat]

Ok **** it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It ****ing hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the **** up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

You're a pussy.

[SPchief]

Ok fuck it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

.

So you don't like her spanking you? Just tell her to stop and everything is good

[Buck]

And I know I opened myself to this criticism just by starting the thread, but I didn't have anywhere else to vent.

Thanks for your time.

[ModSocks]

Ok **** it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It ****ing hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the **** up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

What? Is she a bitch or something? Does she call you a bitch when you get all emo and stuff?

[Donger]

I knew it!

Ah Snap! We need a Donger "Coming out of the closet" thread!

At least I didn't type "cumfart" instead of "comfort." I actually did but revised it.

[The Bad Guy]

Ok **** it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It ****ing hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the **** up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm failing to understand how she can be a good friend to you before hand, but when you're boning, she's absent/fickle and unsupportive. Generally, if those traits were existant when you were friends, they'd be present when you were doing the no pants dance early on.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

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[Ming the Merciless]

So when you were younger, you were dreaming of the fat girl with the great personality in grade school?

fatties are very giving and will often pay for stuff....plus they give good head usually.

Life is filled with choices.

[ModSocks]

And I know I opened myself to this criticism just by starting the thread, but I didn't have anywhere else to vent.

Thanks for your time.

C'mon, they're just fucking with ya. It's their funny way of telling you that they love you, snookie wookie.

[bevischief]

Yea, though I walk through the ChiefsPlanet valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For I have the best accent in the valley. GoChief's rod comforts me.

LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm failing to understand how she can be a good friend to you before hand, but when you're boning, she's absent/fickle and unsupportive. Generally, if those traits were existant when you were friends, they'd be present when you were doing the no pants dance early on.

this^^^^^

How could you be friends if she was a shallow/unsupportive person?

Sounds like youre not telling the whole story......what REALLY happened?

[Buck]

Didn't she have some things going on as well? You guys haven't been together that long, those things are built over time. I think you're rushing this one, and I think you're over reacting. But ultimately, you have to find your own happiness. I just hope you didn't set that back a few years.

I'm failing to understand how she can be a good friend to you before hand, but when you're boning, she's absent/fickle and unsupportive. Generally, if those traits were existant when you were friends, they'd be present when you were doing the no pants dance early on.

The sex was fucking awesome...fucking awesome. It's the other shit that gets to me.

[Donger]

this^^^^^

How could you be friends if she was a shallow/unsupportive person?

Sounds like youre not telling the whole story......what REALLY happened?

I think it's pretty obvious. Buck has a small penis.

[ModSocks]

I'm failing to understand how she can be a good friend to you before hand, but when you're boning, she's absent/fickle and unsupportive. Generally, if those traits were existant when you were friends, they'd be present when you were doing the no pants dance early on.

It sounds to me like Buck had been having a bad week, looked to his woman for emotional support and she basically shrugged him off and called him a cry baby. Buck says "you fucking bitch you may be hot but You're a bitch and I don't want your evil vagina anymore"

I'm pretty sure it went something like that.

[Titty Meat]

I leave you with this. Since you make a thread every week about this bird I assume next you'll be asking for relationship advice.


Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.

[The Bad Guy]

The sex was ****ing awesome...****ing awesome. It's the other shit that gets to me.

I'm getting that, but if she was a good friend prior, why would she just turn off those traits when you are bumping?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ok fuck it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.



How so? I don't understand this part. Are you POSITIVE that it's not you making yourself feel worse by having unrealistic expectations this early in the relationship. Are you scared because the girl of your dreams is right there, and you're afraid it'll hurt worse later if it doesn't work out?

No judgment man, you have to find your own happiness. But it's amazing to me how much we as human beings rationalize bullshit in our own heads to make ourselves miserable. Everyone does it, whether they want to admit it or not. Overcoming it is what sets people apart.

I'm probably way off the mark here, but I'm throwing it out there just in case...............

[teedubya]

This thread doesn't seem to be going too well for Mr. Buck.

[Buck]

I'm getting that, but if she was a good friend prior, why would she just turn off those traits when you are bumping?

The difference between a good friend and seeing each other practically every day for 3 months is quite different, no?

[ModSocks]

How so? I don't understand this part. Are you POSITIVE that it's not you making yourself feel worse by having unrealistic expectations this early in the relationship.

Sounds like a case of THIS.

[Buck]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

[Ming the Merciless]

Man up, take some roids, get a couple pit bulls and just lay down the law, bro.

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[BossChief]

Had you talked about this stuff with her before making this decision?

[seclark]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

whoa...shoulda got that squared away before you dumped her.
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[Titty Meat]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Show up at her doorstep if she doesn't let you in flash your piece in the wasteband.

[Donger]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Are you still on speaking terms with her?

[Rain Man]

In the regression equation of love the R-squared is quite low. We cannot always explain why love happens with a person possessing one set of independent variables not with a person with a slightly different set of independent variables.

[ModSocks]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Go knock on the door and say, "uh hey, can i get my shit back?"

I seriously doubt she'll make a scene.

OR

Have you ever watched "Operation: Repo"?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Uhh, tell her you want your shit back. Do it before the anger part sets in, which is scheduled to happen any minute.

[seclark]

let her keep the condoms, buck.
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[Demonpenz]

you have some inner game issues if you like a person with a wet hole make you feel bad. You have to love yourself more buddy. You will get there with time.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The only reason I can figure you'd tell the girl of your dreams it's over is you found out she's not a guy.

Fixed !

[Ming the Merciless]

Sounds like a case of THIS.

yep. Dude killed a perfectly nice set of pussy/titties by gettin all needy to quick b4 she was whipped on his dick. You shouldve impregnated her tbh. Or ignored her for a while after u give her the best pussy whuppin of her life.

[Ming the Merciless]

The sex was ****ing awesome...****ing awesome. It's the other shit that gets to me.

I hate to break this to you, but if this was true she wouldnt be ignoring you.

[BigMeatballDave]

Well, she's a great girl, and was a good friend before I started seeing her....buuuuuuuuuttttt...

-She's really fickle and can't make her own decisions a lot of the time
-Poor communicator....I don't know wtf she wants

I had a really, really rough weekend. I needed her then more than ever, and nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a look and decide whether the good outweighs the bad. I didn't feel like this was the case, so I broke it off before it got any worse.

I know that she is hot and all, but I guess I value my emotions over her attractiveness.I don't blame you. If you are trying to deal with something, and she is unavailable for emotional support, she is not good girlfriend. It sucks. I've been there. Move on.

[Demonpenz]

you would be surprised what getting a job and working out did for me, and only spilling my guts to real men. I know you are looking for relief from the pain, but the truth is you need to deal with that shit, it makes you stronger so then you can get through.

[kstater]

Had you talked about this stuff with her before making this decision?

That would be pretty fucking stupid to do. Women are good for 2 things, and talking ain't one of them.

[Buck]

let her keep the condoms, buck.
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Condoms, lol. Raw dog only.

yep. Dude killed a perfectly nice set of pussy/titties by gettin all needy to quick b4 she was whipped on his dick. You shouldve impregnated her tbh. Or ignored her for a while after u give her the best pussy whuppin of her life.

She has some kind of UED implant or something so that was out of the question....lol

[The Bad Guy]

The difference between a good friend and seeing each other practically every day for 3 months is quite different, no?

Early in the relationship? No, it's not because early on, you should be kissing each other's asses to the point it's ridiculous.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That would be pretty fucking stupid to do. Women are good for 2 things, and talking ain't one of them.

You're either not married, don't act anything like this with your wife, or are married to a very homely woman who will let you dominate her. Which is it?

[Demonpenz]

at this stage of the game it seems weak to try to be seek emotional support, you are trying to get her brain to see that you can protect her and her eggs so she can reproduce IT'S SCIENCE. If were in the wild and you posted this thread Mohillbilly would have swooped down with his half pickup/half eagle and eaten you.

[Buck]

I already feel better. Thanks. This thread is making me laugh.

[mlyonsd]

I already feel better. Thanks. This thread is making me laugh.What you should take from all of this is she really isn't the girl of your dreams.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I already feel better. Thanks. This thread is making me laugh.

When you masterbate later, think of me. I don't mind. Just make sure you're catching, and not pitching there, Chief.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What you should take from all of this is she really isn't the girl of your dreams.

I think he figured that part out when he kicked her ass to the curb.

[kstater]

You're either not married, don't act anything like this with your wife, or are married to a very homely woman who will let you dominate her. Which is it?

She didn't get that second black eye for no reason.

[Buck]

I hate to break this to you, but if this was true she wouldnt be ignoring you.

Well it was awesome for me at least.

[Ming the Merciless]

Well it was awesome for me at least.

After a few more broken hearts youll be cold enough to be that non caring, bad ass, distant asshole that most women seem to want. Its really just a matter of time.

[Demonpenz]

.

[BigMeatballDave]

fatties are very giving and will often pay for stuff....plus they give good head usually.

Life is filled with choices.ROFL

[Buck]

I can't wait to see how much fucking money I save though. That's the one thing...fucking chicks can be expensive.

[cabletech94]

I can't wait to see how much ****ing money I save though. That's the one thing...****ing chicks can be expensive.

qft!!!!!!

rep headin' your way jabroni!

[seclark]

I can't wait to see how much ****ing money I save though. That's the one thing...****ing chicks can be expensive.

still gotta get your shit back...
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[The Franchise]

You do what you gotta do sometimes. Just tell her you need your stuff back.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Take my word for it, she's hotter than he is by a fucking mile. I was in awe when I found out he was hitting it. I mean, I outkicked my coverage, but Buck took it to a whole nutha level.

ROFL That's a new one to me.

Buck, what the hell? I am disappoint, son.

[Ceej]

Sorry Bro Montana..

*e-hug*

[Just Passin' By]

http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/Animated%20gifs%20for%20boards/Abe.gif?t=1283012531

[Gadzooks]

I can't wait to see how much ****ing money I save though. That's the one thing...****ing chicks can be expensive.

Oh yeah, try marrying one...

Then try divorcing them!!!

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[Hammock Parties]

Yea, though I walk through the ChiefsPlanet valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For I have the best accent in the valley. GoChief's rod comforts me.

GoChiefs'

[CanadianChief]

DUDE...Worst decision EVER!!!! Worse than the Ryan Sims and Tyson Jackson picks combined!!!!

[Fritz88]

Don't. Stop. Me. Now.

[Bump]

there are many girls out there and one of them ain't worth sweating. Every relationship breaks up at some point.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Don't. Stop. Me. Now.

WIN!

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[Rain Man]

The last time I broke up with a woman was in 1989. Doing stuff like that was a lot easier during the first Bush administration. You could say stuff like, "Read my lips. No new sex!" or "You're a great woman, but where's the beef?"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

She didn't get that second black eye for no reason.

Tell a bitch once, and she deserves what she gets.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL That's a new one to me.

Buck, what the hell? I am disappoint, son.

Props to OTWP for that one.

[Pablo]

Tell a bitch once, and she deserves what she gets.

There are stern words, and there are stern pummelings to the back of the skull. One is far more effective.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Props to OTWP for that one.

Of course! Great minds and all...

[The Bad Guy]

Instead of just dropping her, you should have just angry fucked her for a while until you met someone new.

[rockymtnchief]

Don't feel bad. After 3 years, I sent my spinner packing. She's friggen hot, but not worth the drama. She's all yours.

[Marcellus]

Tell a bitch once, and she deserves what she gets.

I dun toll ya once with my mouth............

[Hammock Parties]

Instead of just dropping her, you should have just angry fucked her for a while until you met someone new.

I don't think it works that way with Buck.

He's a sweet boy and needs someone to love him tender.

[KCUnited]

The dump her before she dumps me is always the right play, brah.

That fap material will always remain.

[Pablo]

Was this chick down for anal all the time or not?

[Dave Lane]

If it makes you feel any better I just got married about a month ago now.

See you were too slow!

[KurtCobain]

The last time I broke up with a woman was in 1989.

Hey! That was the last time I was born!

[Xanathol]

Posting on a football message board - particularly one known for tearing the ass out of stupid people doing stupid things... wow. You may as well just invite her to the board for a train...

[Param]

1. Just guessing, sounds like you think you fucked the hottest girl you ever could/would.

2. Now, you will have beer stories 15 years later, yah i fucked this hot broad way back when.

3. Also, you had to use the friend angle first, and really that will be your best ever chance.

4. I guess you're ugly or something.

[Simply Red]

weird post#8 - Buck is almost one of our own.

[Bugeater]

That thread title is kinda annoying.

[MIAdragon]

That thread title is kinda annoying.

a little huh.

[Simply Red]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-suQWFOfg

[Simply Red]

If he was emotional; he probably just pressed the keyboard too hard, that shit hurts brahs!

[58-4ever]

If he was emotional; he probably just pressed the keyboard too hard, that shit hurts brahs!

Now way broseph. That's totally against the brotocol.

[L.A. Chieffan]

go ass fuck some prostitutes, it always works for me

[loochy]

Hey Buck...kudos to you for having the balls to do what you needed to.

[Simply Red]

go ass **** some prostitutes, it always works for me

just don't use the wire coat hanger on me again under the sheets, it needs to be different this time, ok...? is that a spread of one-hundred dollar bills' you're waiving? Ok, I'll get in...

[teedubya]

If were in the wild and you posted this thread Mohillbilly would have swooped down with his half pickup/half eagle and eaten you.

Ho.Ly.Shit. ROFL

[Phobia]

This. I'll plow her he can take her out on dates and stuff.

You cry about a stupid pic because of potential employment issues but post crap like this? Does not compute.

[KurtCobain]

I'm having a tough night too buck, but just for the short term.

Wife works tomorrow. Just her third day on a new job. I can't miss work tomorrow, no way that ends well. I'ts 2am and I still haven't found a baby sitter or gas money to get out to both of our jobs.

Fuck.

[Phobia]

You find the sitter, I'll handle the gas money. Can you take paypal or will I have to arrange some cash?

[LaChapelle]

secretorjerkedonguesttowel

[Direckshun]

This thread is misguided in the following ways:

1. obvious postwhoring

2. there are boards where pulling ones romantic life together is a community experience, but this isn't that board

3. no pictures

4. you just made 1400 people who aren't friends with you on facebook feel like unpopular douches

5. you just gave every football smack talker you'll be exchanging blows with in the future free ammunition.

That said.... well, I don't know shit about the situation.

So you were either a complete asshole who deserves my deepest antipathy, or you are a sincere jacknut who got wronged by the universe.

Or anything in between.

Thanks for the thread.

[Direckshun]

Another reason this thread was misguided:

yep. Dude killed a perfectly nice set of pussy/titties by gettin all needy to quick b4 she was whipped on his dick. You shouldve impregnated her tbh. Or ignored her for a while after u give her the best pussy whuppin of her life.

We have to put up with the inevitable umpteen pages worth of this schtick from Born To Roam t-shirt wearers like this.

Thanks for the thread.

[LiveSteam]

Your first mistake,was dating a woman who loves watching Nancy Grace.
Live & learn

[Radar Chief]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-suQWFOfg

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[Predarat]

This thread is misguided in the following ways:
3. no pictures


Yes this thread is worthless without pics! Talk is cheap, we want to see the goods!

[Iowanian]

If you hadn't been acting like A chic, I'd have made an obvious observation before you went emo and ruined it.

breakdown.
"She was a very good friend"
"Sex was great"
"Nothing else works...she doesn't cuddle"
A+B-C=Friends with benefits.

You could have scaled this down without the fight, made her belly smell like old spice and sour milk every week or so, and she could still be dating the other guy she obviously is anyway.

[|Zach|]

As a member of Chiefs Planet and a Facebook friend of yours I will just say this. You seem to get involved in unnecessarily dramatic situations that could be easily avoided.

[Sofa King]

I gotta hand it to Buck.

Not many people would break up with a hot chick just to start and thread on CP...

I'm just trying to figure out if he was looking for a HOF thread or he was just bored and needed something to talk about.

[Mr. Plow]

Sorry to hear Buck, but you gotta make the decision you think is right for you.

[Buck]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

[Donger]

WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

Your ex-girlfriend probably took them.

[Frazod]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

Norv Turner.

[Iowanian]

WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

Phillip Rivers had a meltdown or Nate Kaeding missed again.

[keg in kc]

Like herpes and buck after some booty, this thread just won't go away.





Too soon? :fire:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Norv Turner.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Iowanian]

Just reach down and slap yourself in that fleshy patch where your testicles should be.


If it hurts, you're going to be ok.

[Brock]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

Is it September already?

[Valiant]

Is this because she has your 360?

Maybe a temporary breakup is in order, just dont let it go to long, if it is even possible at this point.

Didnt read the whole thread, but I got that she is hella hot, regardless, hopefully you let her know you love her, she was your bf, but you cant deal with the shit. Yours or her fault does not matter.

[Dave Lane]

Is it the post season already?

FYP

[Predarat]

I think for every hour that goes on without a pic of the gal in question, the mods take off another W.

[teedubya]

As a member of Chiefs Planet and a Facebook friend of yours I will just say this. You seem to get involved in unnecessarily dramatic situations that could be easily avoided.

Boomshakalaka

[Phobia]

Could you tell me your real name so I can go find you on facebook? I've completely forgotten.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Norv Turner.

He shoots, he scoooores.....

[Simply Red]

I think for every hour that goes on without a pic of the gal in question, the mods take off another W.

LMAO

[Okie_Apparition]

I remember when men got dumped & said they dumped her. Would go to a bar & cry in their beer until they got shit faced & punched the bar asshole in the mouth. My face is really loving this internet thingy

[SAUTO]

I remember when men got dumped & said they dumped her. Would go to a bar & cry in their beer until they got shit faced & punched the bar asshole in the mouth. My face is really loving this internet thingy

ROFLROFLROFL

[Buck]

So last night I was at game night with my friends. We were playing Balderdash when all of the sudden my phone rang and it was her. I fucking tensed up and got all sweaty, but didn't answer it. I was kicking ass at Balderdash too, until that point, and then I didn't score a single point after that and came in 2nd place.

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

[Donger]

So last night I was at game night with my friends. We were playing Balderdash when all of the sudden my phone rang and it was her. I ****ing tensed up and got all sweaty, but didn't answer it. I was kicking ass at Balderdash too, until that point, and then I didn't score a single point after that and came in 2nd place.

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

Big deal. Did you get in her pants?

[Fire Me Boy!]

So last night I was at game night with my friends. We were playing Balderdash when all of the sudden my phone rang and it was her. I ****ing tensed up and got all sweaty, but didn't answer it. I was kicking ass at Balderdash too, until that point, and then I didn't score a single point after that and came in 2nd place.

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

Did you get the makeup sex? Makeup sex is the best.

[Demonpenz]

I accept your bad behavior!

[Buck]

.

[Buck]

Big deal. Did you get in her pants?

Did you get the makeup sex? Makeup sex is the best.

Of course.

[The Franchise]

So wait.....you're talking it out and you're posting a picture of her?

[Demonpenz]

looks like she's been making out with a tacklebox

[Buck]

So wait.....you're talking it out and you're posting a picture of her?

Yes. I don't really care anymore.

[The Franchise]

Yes. I don't really care anymore.

Then where's the nudes?


Kidding man....kidding. :thumb:

[Hammock Parties]

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

Wow, well done. Sounds like she's pretty into you.

Playa. :evil:

[Discuss Thrower]

Packfan -15points

[Mr. Plow]

Did you get your shit back though?

[seclark]

Did you get your shit back though?

.

[Buck]

Did you get your shit back though?

I would have, but I was pretty busy last night and she had to wake me up at like 7:00 so she could go to work and I was pretty out of it and just left.

If anything I at least know it won't be a problem getting my shit back now.

[Donger]

WTF is that thing in her mouth?

[Hammock Parties]

WTF is that thing in her mouth?

Bridle for when Buck rides her.

[Sofa King]

Where's the nudes?

[Sofa King]

WTF is that thing in her mouth?

That's where you plug her in.

[QuikSsurfer]

So last night I was at game night with my friends. We were playing Balderdash when all of the sudden my phone rang and it was her. I fucking tensed up and got all sweaty, but didn't answer it. I was kicking ass at Balderdash too, until that point, and then I didn't score a single point after that and came in 2nd place.

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

So you fucked her?

[Demonpenz]

and here comes Taking back sunday to steal your girlfriend

[Skyy God]

Buck deserves some of his W's back*

*and possibly a punch to the nuts for pink slipping that girl.

[Iowanian]

No matter how good a woman looks, some where, another man is tired of her shit and thinks she's an (Insert degrading term).


I'm not going to lie, she's cute but has the crazy vibe.

[Skyy God]

The sex was ****ing awesome...****ing awesome. It's the other shit that gets to me.

Yeah, I surmised that from the pic. You know, you could continue banging her and get your emotional support elsewhere (e.g., friend, dog, booze).

Just a thought.

[KurtCobain]

So basically you want this girl to have feelings and talk to you? wtf?

Mine needs to shut up.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I suggest you call this girl, have her meet you for a nice fish sandwich then do it in the butt.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__mokxbTmuJM/RrbJN9PyoaI/AAAAAAAAAig/QXsFkVE03RQ/s400/tim_meadows_the_ladies_man_002.jpg

[Okie_Apparition]

Boltman needs to let that inflamed gunt rest. WTF?

[Extra Point]

looks like she's been making out with a tacklebox

Yeah, but we all know that you'd tackle her box!

[Simply Red]

yep, she's a screamer.

[Predarat]

Yes he deserves some Ws back, still she is not as hot as Kirstie Tynes, but not many are. Allison Brie is though.

[Bowser]

Here's a picture.

http://i.imgur.com/9iJsz.jpg

No. Pig. [/Omaha]*









*obligatory

[Buck]

No. Pig. [/Omaha]*


*obligatory

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I don't think Buck realizes how lucky he is.

He got a hot girl to apologize to him.

Please give her a second chance.

[Radar Chief]

Don't listen to them Buck, life is too short to put up with a psycho.
Just walk away know that all women are psychotic, it's just a matter of degree.

[Frazod]

Jesus, they're ALL FUCKING INSANE. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. You think this one's bad? The next one might be the type who glues your asscheeks together in your sleep because you didn't put your socks in the laundry room.

You obviously like this girl, and she likes you, and she's pretty damned cute, so just consider that.

[Donger]

Jesus, they're ALL ****ING INSANE. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. You think this one's bad? The next one might be the type who glues your asscheeks together in your sleep because you didn't put your socks in the laundry room.

You obviously like this girl, and she likes you, and she's pretty damned cute, so just consider that.

Yeah, but she's slowly turning into a Borg!

[Hammock Parties]

The other thing to consider about this girl is she is very, very nerdy.

How nerdy?

I tagged her in photos of my Boba Fett costume and she was thrilled and delighted.

[Donger]

Thanks GoChiefs. Thanks GoChiefs.

[sedated]

I stand by my claim - those are not DD's.

[Hammock Parties]

I stand by my claim - those are not DD's.

Trust me, they are.

[Predarat]

I stand by my claim - those are not DD's.

I agree, there is no way those are DDs unless they were modified after that pic. They look more like Cs to me.