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Rain Man
07-12-2011, 05:17 PM
dpg4zombie:

Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 5 seconds



KCFalcon59:

Derringer (one shot, 9 mm caliber)

No backup weapon

Special Factor: Your main weapon is in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things when the match starts

Time to plan: 98 seconds



Venue:


Waist deep in the Amazon river

Starting distance: 2,711 feet

alnorth
07-12-2011, 05:23 PM
ROFL

oh god, not the plastic clamshell! Have to vote for zombie, followed by a school of pirahna.

Pants
07-12-2011, 05:46 PM
LMAO

What a cruel twist of fate with the gun being in the plastic...

MIAdragon
07-12-2011, 05:51 PM
a flintlock in a river? Yea dpg4zombie have a good one.

Simply Red
07-12-2011, 05:58 PM
KCFalcon59 got that shit on lock.

Pants
07-12-2011, 06:00 PM
Blunderbuss can a serve as a good melee weapon. Nobody is getting to use their firepower in this one.

AustinChief
07-12-2011, 06:00 PM
another tough match... falcon has plenty of time to get his gun out of the plastic since they are 1/2 mile apart and waist deep in water...

They'll both have to wade within range.

falcon has the edge on range but just the one shot to get a kill with. if zombie survives the first shot he can try to get as close as possible and give a point blank shotgun blast and then bludgeon away...

will wait for arguments...

KurtCobain
07-12-2011, 06:01 PM
I love the name Blunderbuss.

Pants
07-12-2011, 06:02 PM
another tough match... falcon has plenty of time to get his gun out of the plastic since they are 1/2 mile apart and waist deep in water...

They'll both have to wade within range.

falcon has the edge on range but just the one shot to get a kill with. if zombie survives the first shot he can try to get as close as possible and give a point blank shotgun blast and then bludgeon away...

will wait for arguments...

Where is he going to get a knife or some scissors to cut that impossible-to-open shit with?

chefsos
07-12-2011, 06:05 PM
Where is he going to get a knife or some scissors to cut that impossible-to-open shit with?In the time it takes to wade a half mile he could probably chew through it. Wait! Does Falcon have teeth? We'll need this info.

AustinChief
07-12-2011, 06:08 PM
Where is he going to get a knife or some scissors to cut that impossible-to-open shit with?

teeth my friend... or he grabs a piranha and uses it...

I'm not saying it will be easy to open, but with his life on the line and a solid 15 minutes before either is in range.. I think he can do it...

UNLESS... zombie decides to tuck the blunderbuss in his belt/pants and swim within melee range and then just bludgeon him... of course even swimming only puts him there in 7 minutes and exhausted... so his best bet is to keep his powder dry and wade within range

Rain Man
07-12-2011, 06:19 PM
I love the name Blunderbuss.

If I ever had a son, that would be his middle name.

KurtCobain
07-12-2011, 06:20 PM
Kevin Blunderbuss Doright III.

Awesomeness.

Sofa King
07-13-2011, 07:57 AM
Wow.

There's gonna be alot of under water swimming in this one. Not sure the blunderbuss is going to stay dry or not, but only having one shot with the pistol is no fun either.

Rain Man
07-13-2011, 07:41 PM
That plastic wrap was the death of KCFalcon59. Game over.

Hammock Parties
07-13-2011, 07:52 PM
dpg4zombie is a cunning and deadly opponent.

And I hate him so I voted against him.

Rain Man
07-13-2011, 07:56 PM
dpg4zombie is a cunning and deadly opponent.

And I hate him so I voted against him.


He's quiet but tough. Those types are dangerous.

KCFalcon59
07-13-2011, 08:57 PM
That plastic wrap was the death of KCFalcon59. Game over.

I knew it would do me in. I hate that plastic. I should have just cut it and used the sharp end as a weapon. I may have won then. :cuss: