View Full Version : Other Games Gladiator Round 3, Match 2: mohillbilly vs. sofa king
Rain Man
07-13-2011, 07:54 PM
For the championship of the Spartan Division:
mohillbilly:
English longbow and 6 arrows
Backup weapon: Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones
Special Factor: Midget sidekick companion w/ small pocketknife
sofa king:
English longbow and 6 arrows
Backup weapon: Taser and steak knife
Venue:
Classic downtown big-city street
Starting distance: 4,918 feet
Bwana
07-13-2011, 07:59 PM
Midgets are deadly little bastards, plus, it's fucking Mo. Time for a dirt nap sofa king.
Hammock Parties
07-13-2011, 08:02 PM
Gotta give this one to the guy with the midget sidekick.
Bowser
07-13-2011, 08:12 PM
Sofa King dead.
Rain Man
07-13-2011, 08:18 PM
While it seems logical to go with the midget sidekick, the practical impact is that the taser will offset the midget exactly. Then we're back to Square One.
I think this really comes down to who's the better archer. mo may get a free shot if he sends the midget sidekick alone and hangs back, since at some point sofa king will have to stop and taze the midget sidekick. If mo goes in alongside the midget sidekick, then sofa king has an advantage because he's not shooting on the run.
Honestly, I think in this situation the midget sidekick isn't much of an advantage.
Gadzooks
07-13-2011, 08:19 PM
I've been looking out for the midget sidekick at every turn during this competition.
I'm sure Sofa King will be just as savvy.
Direckshun
07-13-2011, 08:34 PM
As a little person, I'm offended by the terminology in the OP.
loochy
07-13-2011, 08:54 PM
MO wins due to the midget factor
Bugeater
07-13-2011, 08:56 PM
Is Mo going to pitch the first gladiatorial shutout?
The Franchise
07-13-2011, 09:11 PM
Midgets are shady. He could turn on Mo and stab in the back of the knee.
The Franchise
07-13-2011, 09:14 PM
How much archery experience does Mo have? I'm aware of Sofa's experience.
Rain Man
07-13-2011, 09:46 PM
People must think that midget is really tough.
Gadzooks
07-13-2011, 09:49 PM
Have you ever fought a midget? My shins hurt for a week.
Simply Red
07-13-2011, 09:50 PM
How much archery experience does Mo have? I'm aware of Sofa's experience.
Mo will purely muscle in his experience, he's 'country strong' -- I think he will wind up killing shorty too.
The Franchise
07-13-2011, 10:18 PM
I'm going with the upset.
Bwana
07-13-2011, 10:25 PM
Mo will purely muscle in his experience, he's 'country strong' -- I think he will wind up killing shorty too.
I think after it's done, Mo will not only slay the little ankle biter, he will also stick him on the smoker with some hickory.
Sofa King
07-14-2011, 07:12 AM
Oh son of a bitch. I literally just started an archery thread the other day, and i get no respect for actually being able to shoot a bow.
a midget? really? i can't duck behind a car long enough to kill a fucking midget?
seclark
07-14-2011, 07:32 AM
mo will leave the midget at home, weeding the garden.
sofa king will be in the garden also, after the fight. he'll be the new scarecrow.
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Rain Man
07-14-2011, 01:43 PM
Midget wins, with help from mohillbilly. Sofa King becomes a sleeper.
Game over.
Dayze
07-14-2011, 01:46 PM
I'll go with MO. if he can survive long enough, he can deploy is Midget to approach Sofa during the battle, and cut his achilles. Sofa falls down in pain; MO proceeds to load the Midget into the slingshot and fire at point blank range.
MOhillbilly
07-14-2011, 01:47 PM
sleep long, sleep well, only to awaken in hell.
Oh son of a bitch. I literally just started an archery thread the other day, and i get no respect for actually being able to shoot a bow.
a midget? really? i can't duck behind a car long enough to kill a fucking midget?
I voted for you because of that. And if the arrows didnt work, you could probably continue to show MO funny pictures and gifs until he died laughing, then tickle the midget to death.
MOhillbilly
07-14-2011, 02:53 PM
I voted for you because of that. And if the arrows didnt work, you could probably continue to show MO funny pictures and gifs until he died laughing, then tickle the midget to death.
someday we will get drunk and i will swear to you that i can shoot your appletini off your head w/ grandpas longbow.
someday we will get drunk and i will swear to you that i can shoot your appletini off your head w/ grandpas longbow.
If I ever order an appletini you can just shoot one right at my face.
Rooster
07-14-2011, 03:14 PM
Mo and a midget could take out most middle eastern countries.
Pasta Little Brioni
07-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Oh son of a bitch. I literally just started an archery thread the other day, and i get no respect for actually being able to shoot a bow.
a midget? really? i can't duck behind a car long enough to kill a fucking midget?
Mo would have defeated you if he was armed only with a toothpick.
DeezNutz
07-14-2011, 03:26 PM
This whole thread smells like unicorn.
MOhillbilly
07-14-2011, 03:29 PM
This whole thread smells like unicorn.
thats cause i sport a custom made unicorn hide sleeveless vest into battle.
Trample the weak.
Hurdle the dead.
Sorry about your kids pet.
DeezNutz
07-14-2011, 03:32 PM
LMAO. MO's stabbing people with a unicorn spear.
MOhillbilly
07-14-2011, 03:33 PM
LMAO. MO's stabbing people with a unicorn spear.
thats not a unicorn spear Bub.
thats not a unicorn spear Bub.
Ask someone at your office to say "Bub".
http://vectormadness.com/preview/cartoon/thumb/Droopy_2.jpg
MOhillbilly
07-14-2011, 03:48 PM
Ask someone at your office to say "Bub".
http://vectormadness.com/preview/cartoon/thumb/Droopy_2.jpg
ive heard it. ;) funny as hell.
ive heard it. ;) funny as hell.
Popeye is even better.
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